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What? Come on, come on.

His head ain't turning. Turn your head.

It's late.

What are you doing?

Come here. Come here, Harvey. Come here, Harvey.

What is it?

What that look like?

Dementia. Oh, Harvey, don't this look like the swan that the waiter made at

fancy restaurant? Look.

Wait a minute. Did you eat my leftovers?

No. What? Yes, but that ain't the point. What does this look like, Cora? I'm

telling you. Mr. Brown, that was my gouda souffle.

Well, it was gouda to me, Cora. That was some gouda stuff.

That's not funny, Mr. Brown. That's because you're hungry right now.

I had my mouth all fixed to eat that. Cora, you have your mouth fixed to eat a

whole bunch of stuff, but what does this look like?

I'm saying, why don't you just try to calm down?

Well, how do you want me to calm down?

My wallet's gone, and it's all your fault.

So now it's my fault? No.

It was your fault from the start.

What? Are you kidding me? How are you going to say it was my fault from the

start? Because it is. Now

that

we're all quiet, what this look like?

Dementia. No.

This is dementia.

Give me that.

What are you two fussing about?

Somebody stole Sasha's wallet.

Oh, Lord.

Did you call the police?

Yes, and I checked every corner in the club and crack.

Hey, did y 'all check Klepto, the clown right here? Hey, Klepto.

What? I would never go through Sasha's purse.

Outside of work.

Did she steal the Rin Tin Tin phone? Did she steal it? Mr. Brown, stop it. Yeah,

I don't think she would have stolen the wallet.

Would you?

No. Why does everybody keep asking me that? Why am I the one?

Tell me exactly what happened.

You want the truth?

Of course, Will, the truth.

Then let me tell it.

Yeah, so we can take a bite out of crime.

Well, it all started with Will not paying attention to me.

I swear, if I get mistaken for Beyonce once...

Come in.

Oh, the game is on.

Sasha, you dance so good.

Oh, you're fierce.

Go, Sasha.

Go, Sasha.

Go, Sasha.

Hey, Will.

You want to borrow my GPS?

What for?

Let's, um, let's go over here. There's more room.

Oh, right here. Perfect.

Oh, perfect.

Oh, baby.

When we're dancing cheek to cheek and you're whispering softly in my ear.

Booyah! That's what I'm talking about.

Because it's not manly.

And neither is crying every time you watch Soul Food.

That's different.

Mama was gone.

See that?

We'll do something strange for some change.

Strange for some change.

Mr. Brown.

Sounds like somebody must have taken the wallet when we were dumped. I mean,

dropped the purse.

I didn't drop the purse.

Hey, guys.

How was the movie?

It was really good, especially that part at the end where all the campers get

killed. Really?

What was it called? A Walk to Remember.

What's going on?

Somebody stole.

fascia's wallet your wallet was stolen at club onyx tonight did anybody see it

the guy who took it or the girl you can't assume it's just a guy first of

don't steal knockoffs second of all what had happened was wait wait no hold on

hold on hold on can i speak all right can i speak can i tell you what really

happened hey y 'all y 'all sit down listen this is how it went down

We got the club.

We got the club.

We got the club, y 'all.

Excuse me.

Excuse you.

What are you doing?

Sweetheart, how much did you have to drink at dinner?

I had a Shirley Temple, Will.

And it was strong.

Shirley Temple's don't have any alcohol in it. Well, then maybe it was the

whore.

Excuse me. Excuse me. This isn't a strip club.

Old man's going to make it rain.

Ow!

What's going on?

Hey, Will.

You want to watch the game, baby?

Now, why would I watch the game when I'm with the sexiest woman in the club?

Barkeep.

I'll have a vodka martini on the rocks.

And hey, I don't have another slice of that rum cake.

Cash in the purse, homie.

I want us to spend a little us time. Just me and you.

You want to dance?

Yeah, baby.

So that's how it went down.

That's what really happened.

I can't believe with all those people at the club, nobody saw anything.

What kind of Jew joint y 'all tipping in?

Does anybody else want a soda? I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good.

No, you're not.

You're good. This isn't good.

You're going to get caught.

They didn't see us. I mean, how do you know they're not setting us up? Why

they? My mom sets me up all the time.

She's probably playing this. She's probably playing this.

Show yourself together.

Am I blue?

Well, listen to me, Jamal.

We were not there.

But we were there. We were there.

But we did see who took it.

Okay, look.

Maybe we did.

But maybe someone else did. And they'll come forward. I don't know, Brianna. I

don't know.

I mean, that's your mom.

You have to say something.

Okay, you know what? I'm going to go tell my mom. And then she'll tell your

How do we know?

She doesn't already know.

Okay.

You know what, Jamal? Can we just agree to stick to one story?

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What movie did we see again?

I want to remember.

Actually, you know what? I'm not surprised that you got your stuff

You two are easy targets.

Not one street smart in them.

Might you have a 1949 Cheval Blanc?

Oh, excuse me. Are those glasses clean?

Uh, I'm sure whatever he's pouring in them will kill anything.

Barkeep, might you have change for a hundred? I'm a doctor,

and I only carry small bills.

Maybe we should stuff these large bills into your designer bag, darling.

Oh, Willie, I sure hope all this cash fits in my designer bag.

You know, maybe I should put it in my designer wallet in my designer bag.

Okay, you know what? You guys need to be careful. There are a lot of people that

are looking to take advantage of people with money.

Oh, my goodness.

Ooh, there's an old man with money.

Honey, is that my jam?

That's smooth jazz.

Smooth jazz.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Music in my head. Oh, this is so hot. Oh, my goodness.

Excuse me, total strangers. Could you please watch my designer

bag filled with cash?

You know, party like a smooth jazz party, because a smooth jazz party don't

stop.

Okay, now who leaves their purse with a total stranger?

Well, you interrupted my story.

Don't you mean you're lying, Renee?

I just call it like I see it.

Okay, if your story is so accurate, then why don't you say anything about my

dancing? Because they done suffered enough.

hope someone stepped forward.

It's no use.

Okay, I've lost everything. My driver's license, my credit card, all my family

photos.

I have something to say. I saw who took the wallet.

I was gonna say Sasha should cancel her credit card.

Oh. Wait, what do you mean you saw who took the wallet?

You know, I'm gonna go now.

Sit. Watch him rin -tin -tin fall.

Okay.

Well, um, the truth is...

and since we missed choir practice, let's go out and see a nice, wholesome,

-rated movie.

That sounds cool.

Shall we? We shall.

And that's what happened.

I am so disappointed in you.

Even I lie better than that. I expected so much more from you.

That's your curfew, young lady.

Tom! I'm sorry.

I'm working on the plea bargain.

Have mercy. Have mercy.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Hey. Hey, Will.

Too much? Uh, yeah.

It's the best.

Oh,

baby. Right.

Yeah, we caught the guy in the parking lot. Oh, so how'd you get it back?

Uh, in between screens. Huh?

So, Brianna, you do know what this means, don't you?

Yes, I do.

It was a blessing that we were there so we could tell you who did it.

And that ain't nothing but God.

Hey,

hey.

God didn't have nothing to do with that.

You better hope he has mercy on you because you're grounded.

I know, for a month.

Try three.

You know what's better yet?

Six months.

It takes a village.

And we called your mom, too, Jamal.

You called my mama? That's right.

At work?

Mama!

Take me with you.

Upstairs. Tell you what, I'm going to just whoop her.

These kids today.

That's right. Y 'all know Corbin tried to use my dear's ID one time.

Put me in it.

Yeah, but my dear Gautier gave her away.

Everybody know Cora just got a little mustache.

You know you got a mustache, Cora.

Hey, I think there's $20 missing.

Well, you know, I don't work for free, and the Lord giveth and he taketh away,

and blessed is to give than to take and to receive. You know what I'm saying.

Told you we'd find it. I know.

I apologize.

For what?

Because you were trying to blame it on me, but it was your fault. It was your

fault. No, it wasn't my fault.

It was not my fault. If you had been sitting there, it would have never

happened. No, no, no. I was, no. Hold on. You weren't paying attention to me.

Hey, wait.

You know me.

Okay, Carmen. On the count of three, we're going to reveal our masterpiece.

Okay.

All right. You ready?

I'm ready.

All right. I call this one the circle of life.

Boom. Look at that thing there. What you got?

elephant that's an armadillo it's an elephant and an armadillo it's a

okay let's play rock paper scissors rock paper scissors