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Two, three, four, is that Venus? I wonder what Serena is.

Hey, Mr. Brown. Hey, Cora. Oh, Lord. Hey, Sasquatch. What are you doing? I

sitting there chatting the cracks in the ceiling until y 'all interrupted me.

What? Now I got to start all over. The three, four, five, they're going to

earth.

Man, why are you doing that?

Because there ain't nothing else to do around here.

What were y 'all about to do?

We're about to go have lunch.

Oh, where we going?

You want to come too?

Yes, yes. Oh, man.

Oh, well, that's a great idea.

Yeah, well, I'll go unless y 'all ashamed of me to go. Oh, no, no, no. No,

not. You sure?

I'm ashamed.

It's just that it's a date.

Right.

Yeah, it's a date.

Work on on y 'all little tape.

I'd just be sitting here by myself, lonely.

I hope I don't die.

Because people die and people don't find their body until Buzzards is boozing

around and their body is stinking and decayed and decrepit.

He looks so pitiful.

He always looks pitiful. Sure, not this pitiful.

Why don't we stay here for lunch?

Because he's here.

That's why we're going out.

Okay, fine.

Good. Cora, what are we going to eat?

A big bowl with three of the crowd.

Well, I have some leftover meatloaf. Would you like a sandwich?

Yeah, Cora, I'm going to put some pickles and mayonnaise on mine.

Hey, I'm going to go get my swim stuff.

Cora, I'm going to go upstairs and we're going to come back outside. We're going

to play in the water. I'm going to get the water hose and wet you.

We're going outside!

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about him, Reggie. I didn't... Cora, baby, when are

we going to get some time alone?

Well, maybe we have to spend some time at your house. No.

My mama's ten times worse than he is.

I wish they was kids because then we can get them together and they can have a

play date. And then we can sneak out.

Shut it down.

Aren't they too old for a play date? Oh, Cora, baby, I would ship them to the

moon to get some more time with you.

You're so sweet.

I'm mentioning to him. Oh, don't do that.

What? Let's just put them together and see what happens. It's better to ask

forgiveness than permission. Okay.

What? What we gonna do after lunch is we gonna see who can hold their breath

alone. Oh, that's a great idea.

I'll stand over you and I'll bet you set a world record.

Oh, and then when I get through, you can break it because I can hold your head.

Let him drink.

You know, to keep those theaters so cold. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No need

that. I'll be there to keep you nice.

And what?

Pregnant and full of babies like a rabbit?

Like I was saying, you better grab your sweater. Thank you. Oh, y 'all about to

go? Yes, we're about to go to the movie.

What? Y 'all don't worry about me.

I'll just be sitting here so lonesome all by myself, just sitting here

the cracks in the ceiling again.

You don't have to be lonely.

We have a surprise for you.

Reggie. I'm tired of waiting out in the car.

You know my tape deck is broke.

How you doing, Mr. Brooks?

How yourself?

Is this your mama, Reggie? Yeah, I'm his mama.

Who else would be coming up in his house behind me?

Perfect!

Hey, mama, why don't you have a seat?

I don't sit on people's couches.

They're covered with diseases.

That's how they got Cassius Clay.

Hello, Cassius Flay is still alive. He changed his name to Muhammad Ali.

Believe what you want to.

I know what I know.

Why is she here anyway? Excuse me, why are you here? Well, we thought since you

guys didn't have anything to do, y 'all could just keep each other company while

we went out.

What you think this is, granite daycare?

What if she needs to be changed?

Y 'all take E .T. and go home. Uh -uh, she can't stay here.

Well, have fun. Yeah, fun.

I'm not moving from this spot till y 'all get back. Well, me neither.

Okay.

Then we'll know right where to find you.

You know you got something on your lip right there that's big.

I do know.

Shouldn't you be getting back to the forest with Snow White and the rest of

dwarfs?

Don't you worry, Mr. Bob.

It's hospital policy. We're going to treat you like a king.

We take very good care of you because you're very special to... Oh, ship

Well, I am so glad this day is almost over.

Oh, you want to go out with me tonight?

There's this new club that opened up, girl. No, no, no, because I'm going home

with my husband.

Mm -hmm. And what about you? Are you going out with that new man of yours?

Oh, girl, hell no. I'll dump that punk.

Renee, I thought you said you were crazy about him.

Girl, what happened?

Girl, you know, it's just the same old story.

First, they want nobody but you. Then the next thing you know, you're hearing

somebody else's name in bed.

Wait,

we did that?

No, that was me.

No, but then, uh, he proposed after a week.

Oh, wow, yeah, that was kind of quick. Yeah, I know.

And then when I told him no, he cried.

You dumped that punk, right?

No, I didn't dump him. It was our wedding night.

Will, you mean that fine, tall, chocolate man?

He cried and you didn't dump him?

Okay, look, Renee, I think I've said too much, all right? I know Will would not

want you to know about this. All right, I understand.

Hey, honey.

Renee, can you grab those charts for Mrs. Eckhart, please? And if I don't,

you gonna cry?

No.

I'll just have to remind you that I'm your superior.

Okay, well, you know, there's a lot of charts around here, so it could take a

while. Don't go getting all emotional.

Renee, would you stop it?

Stop it? Stop what? What's going on?

Here goes the tears.

Renee, that is enough.

What?

Hi. Hey.

Baby, I kind of mentioned to Renee that you once cried in bed.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

You what?

Are you out of your mind? No, look, I'm sorry, okay? It just kind of came out.

Baby, you're not supposed to tell that to anybody.

It's just between...

And of all people in the world, you told Renee.

Who can't keep a secret if you held a gun to her head?

Oh, that was what I forgot to tell you.

When I told Tommy, he started crying harder when I held the gun to his head

told him to scoot.

acting and the story. And the plot and the music.

Hey! Clara, where y 'all been? We've been sitting here for hours. Yeah, I

to use the ladies' room. Oh, we have a restroom right upstairs on the right.

I don't use other people's facilities.

That's how they got Nipsey Russell.

Okay, now, who is they? You keep hollering, they, who is they?

Just wait.

They coming for you.

Well, so what did you do while we were out?

Nothing.

To watch TV or something?

You heard the Michelin man.

We did nothing.

Stared at the walls till y 'all got back.

Okay, I'm not caught. I can't stand now. Listen.

By the way, y 'all need to get her a tune -up or something. Because she keep

letting these strange noises go and it just stinks.

That wasn't me.

You a lie.

That was the cat.

We don't have a cat, Miss Brooks.

Okay, it was me.

Leslie, you need to hurry up.

I'm going to be out in the car.

Well, did you have a good time?

No, I did not.

Did you have a good time as well?

No, that was the second worst time I ever had with a woman.

At least with my dear, we got Cora out of it.

I need to go take a bath and wash off some of this bitterness and iniquity.

She a nasty.

I don't think that was such a good idea.

Yeah, nobody should have to sit in a room with your daddy for three hours. My

daddy? What about your mama?

My mama's a saint.

More like a saint than I.

And that smell?

It's cabbage soup. She's gonna die.

Your daddy is a terrible host.

He needs to be more hospitable.

Well, that old relic you call a mama...

I think I better leave. And you know what? You can apologize to me tomorrow.

Well, you can hold your breath.

Because I never want to see you again.

Whoa.

I never want to see you again either.

Bye with your spanking mama.

She expect me to make a ham sandwich with no jelly.

Why are you still in your robe at two in the afternoon?

Because I was supposed to go to the farmer's market, but since I wasn't

no need to get dressed.

Well, Kyra, put your clothes on. I'll go with you.

No, I always go with him.

Who, Reggie?

Don't say his name.

Kyra, do you miss Reggie? I mean him that much?

Fish in the barrel, I'm telling you. I want my fish.

Cora, you need to come here. You just didn't let yourself go.

Come here, Cora. Come over here and sit. Like, sit on my knee. I'm going to tell

you a story.

Yes, Cora, just go. Oh, girl.

Girl, you messed up my laugh.

You got me snobbering.

Cora.

Cora, sit right there.

Girl, you like to bust my kneecap.

Cora, you know, one time when me and my dear was together, Y 'all was together?

Well, Cora, we was together, but we wasn't together. We was separated

Yes. For one time, we had had a bad fight, Cora.

Actually, she jumped on me. She punched me in my face and grabbed me by my

throat and put a knife to me and said, I'll kill you.

Yes, I called the police on her. I said, I hope you get 20 years.

But that ain't what I'm talking about, Cora. That day, I said, I never want to

see her face again.

I was praying, and I told the Lord, Lord, I never want to see her face

Why was that supposed to help me?

Corrie, all you think about is me, me, me, me. You need to start thinking about

other people. That is not true.

That's your problem. I broke up with him because of what he said about you.

What did he say about your dad?

Oh, never mind. I told him I would never speak to him again until he apologized.

Oh, well, you stand your ground. That's good, Corrie.

I'm walking up in other people's house.

That's what they all say.

I need you to come get this boy out of my house. All he's doing is moping

singing old Negro spirituals.

What? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Miss Tim. It's over.

It's over.

This is all your fault.

My fault?

You know what? It don't matter whose fault it is.

Look, how are we going to fix this?

Well, Reggie said this all started because we don't like each other.

Well, you know what? Maybe if they thought we got along, they would get

together. I don't care if they get back together.

I just want that boy out of my house before he starts listening to Lionel

Richie.

All right, Mr. Mayfield.

Your wife's gonna live.

Oh, that's great, Doc. All right. Yeah.

Bam.

Hey, baby.

Hey.

Are you okay about what happened yesterday?

What happened?

Oh, you mean the crying thing?

Oh, I forgot all about that. Really? Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby, I was so worried about that.

Sasha, you know, just let it go.

Let it go. I have.

See, crying is a natural emotion that, you know, helps to relieve stress and

allows us to deal with our problems constructively.

You were in touch with your feelings than I thought. Hey, I'm secure in my

masculinity. Okay?

Plus, I, uh, I talked to Dr. Lucas down in the psych department this morning.

Well, um, speaking of your masculinity, you know what else kind of relieves

stress?

Oh, yeah.

You know, room 306 is over there.

Not funny!

Not funny! It was one night! I'm talking to my wife!

people. Now keep your voice down for crying.

Renee,

would you cut it out?

I told you that in confidence.

No, you told me that right here in the waiting room.

And Will, if you want to be a crier, then you shouldn't have married the town

crier.

How many people know about this?

None. I swear.

I just mentioned it on my blog.

Your blog?

The internet?

Oh, great.

Baby, baby, calm down.

Whatever happened to you being secure in your masculinity? I was lying about

that crap.

I wouldn't be saying this if it was your secret.

Well, that's because I don't have secrets.

Really?

Really. Oh, okay.

So, um, then Renee knows that you shave your chest.

Yep.

Will! Will, I can't believe you just said that! And her left big toe. Will!

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, I like my wart now.

Why you just walk in my house?

Friend, why you didn't use the doorbell like I asked you to?

Well, why mess with tradition?

I'm glad you came.

Well, now, I hope you don't mind I, uh, brought a friend.

Oh, no, we don't mind.

Uh, damn it, we need to check on the chicken. Check on the chicken.

Reggie? Cora?

I had to come.

Oh, I'm glad you felt that way. I didn't. My mama said I had to move out

didn't come.

And she said that you wanted to apologize?

Me? You're the one who need to apologize.

Okay, all right.

Dinner is served.

Yes, dinner is served.

Now, I need to sit next to my friend, Leroy.

I prefer to be called Graham.

Who cares what you do?

I'm just teasing.

Now, why don't you two sit together?

Brown, you sit here, and I'll sit here.

What you waiting on? You better be shooting.

I ain't pushing no table.

Okay, say grace. Grace, amen.

Looks good, Mr. Brown.

You do all this yourself?

Yes, yes. I poured the chicken out of the bucket all by myself. I didn't need

that. I am full.

I can't eat another bite. Me neither.

I'm full.

You're full?

You haven't even eaten anything yet. We can't eat no more.

Well, it looks like they're getting along pretty well.

Yeah. Ashley got twice as many friends as she did yesterday.

I forgot how funny you are.

I forgot how pretty you are.

Reggie, I'm so sorry for the things I said.

And I am sorry that I called your father a stupid old goof.

I don't hear what you're saying there.

It was on the way over here.

Oh.

You're still my girl.

Oh, of course.

Good, they made up. Now take your stinky mama home. Mr. Pratt, that is not nice.

That's okay.

We only like each other when we're being honest.

Right, jackass?

Right, Broomhilda.

Who you calling Broomhilda?

I want to. Well, I tell you what. Cross that line. Watch.

Cross to the end.

What's wrong, Renee?

My website crashed.

Oh, so your blog can't go out?

Not yet.

So that means you can keep our secret.

Well, except for the few people I told around here.

I don't really want to.

Renee!

You know what?

We can make things very difficult for you here, you know that?

So I have to clean out a few more babies.

Oh, no, no, no, baby. We're thinking about something much, much worse.

Well, give it your best shot, bougie Barbie.

How many people around here know about your criminal record?

Everybody that watches cops.

Well, how many of those folks saw your mug shot?

Without your grill.

Yeah. Do you want people to know that those pearly whites weren't always so

pearly or so white? Or yours?

Who? Y 'all wouldn't do that.

Oh, yes, we would.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to fix it right now. Look, look,

look. I'm fixing it. I'm fixing it.

There.

You just posted it, Renee.

Renee, now everybody's going to know our business.

Oops.

I'm going to hit the wrong button.

Renee, you know what? That is just so wrong. And that is foul, okay? You know

what?

No problem. You know what?

We got it.

We got it. We'll take care of it. We're just going to get back to work.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Everybody just get back to work.

Good. Hey, my man.

All right. That's for you.

Compliments of the hospital.

Make as many copies as you like. Give me my picture. Okay?

Give me my picture. Give me that. Give me that. Give me my picture.

Renee. Hey, listen. I just wanted to say no hard feelings, okay? All the crying

stuff. Oh, yeah. No, it's cool.

And, Will, look, I just want you to know that, you know, I love Sasha. That's my

girl. But if you, you know, ever want to come over, I will wax that.

Ah, thanks.

You know what I was going to say.

Thank you. Thank you.

No problem. Thank you very much.

Have a good night.

Ship change.