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All right.

All right.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

All right.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I was born.

No, that's not what I was going to say.

Before you moved in here.

Cora, look, I'm just trying to get this place right before my mom gets here.

That's why I'm helping you.

Why are you so nervous anyway? But your mom's busy.

Girl, I ain't nervous.

Who said I was nervous?

Why would this darn remote work?

It's because it's the

for as long as I can remember.

Spellman grad.

Oh, she married my daddy right after graduation.

Oh, and she also had her own interior design company before she was my age.

Really? Wow.

My dear went to jail.

I don't know.

How did I get all this mud on my shoes?

I hope this is mud.

There's something smell funny.

No, no, no, no, no. You're going to track it all over the house. Stop!

That's strange. That's the same thing I heard you tell Will last night.

Bastard. You need to stay away from our door.

I wasn't at your door. You need to learn how to whisper.

Baby, um, could you change your clothes before my mom gets here?

What do you mean change my clothes? What's wrong with what I got on?

No, no, nothing.

It's just, you know, it's not special.

Oh, Will, I got a special shirt you can wear.

He didn't say he wanted to look that special.

I've been dressing like this all my life. Everywhere I go, people say, you

are special.

Mr. Brown, you are special.

I know I am. But, um, could you please give me those shoes before you mess up

the house? Okay, yeah, here, here. Be careful with these, because these are

% cow belly.

They shave the cow's belly to make these, don't they?

Be careful with them, then. Okay, well, my mom is almost here.

Okay. And I am not going to let you or your funky little shoes ruin her visit.

Okay.

out through his shoes out there like that. I ain't, I ain't.

Well, it's not every day a woman gets a shoe thrown at her.

Well, you done lived with my deal.

Telling Dodger's shoes was like a national pastime with us.

That's right, with them big old size 16s. If she caught you with one of them,

was like being sideswiped with a bus. Stop talking about my mom. Can't

else be talking about her? Look how she look. She looking like she look.

How's that husband of yours? You know, he owes me a round of golf.

Yeah, Mama, why didn't Daddy come?

Well, he was in the middle of one of those projects. You know your father.

Yes, all of us in here know our father.

Except Will. He don't know his daddy.

Mr. Brown, did you have to say that?

Of course. Sometimes when I just open my mouth, truth just spill out.

Anyway, this trip is about relaxing.

I asked my friend Sidney to meet me here.

I don't like strangers at my house.

It's truth again.

That's what it is.

Oh, you're going to like the little white one. Watch when you see it. Mommy,

can't wait for you to meet them. They are so precious.

Oh, stay away from me, you mutant, before I strangle you.

Not if I strangle you, birdie pie thing. Hey, hey, hey, you two.

Listen, if anybody's going to be doing any strangling around here, it's going

be me.

Boy, these kids can't catch a break. Everywhere they go, they getting beat.

Mr. Brown, stop being messy.

Come on, help me with the wash. Well, I hope you separated my colors before you

washed them. Well, you didn't separate them before you wore them.

Okay, kids, this is my mother.

Mom, I want you to meet Brianna.

Hi, Brianna. Hi.

Oh, you're even prettier than your picture.

Thank you. So are you.

Thank you.

And this little man right here is Joaquin. Hi.

That sure is a strong handshake.

I work out.

Do we call you Grandma?

Not if you want me to answer.

Let's try Kate.

Okay.

Okay.

That must be for me.

Hello. Hey, how are you?

Welcome. Hey.

Hey, baby.

Look at you.

Do we call him Grandpa?

No. Why not?

Because he's not my father.

Okay, listen. I

want to introduce you guys.

to a revolutionary new concept.

I mean, a lot of other teams have adopted it. And it's about time we put

our playbook.

It's called defense.

It is actually designed to stop other teams from scoring on us.

Again.

And again.

And again.

Hey, Coach.

Oh, Ms. Simmons.

What? These boys could have been naked.

Yeah, Coach?

It has been brought to my attention that you didn't finish your test.

Yeah, Coach. I told you yesterday. You said don't worry about it.

Oh, oh, did he now?

Hey, this kid must have been hitting his head during practice.

I told you yesterday.

Did you even study for the test?

I studied a little, but we've been having late practices, working on

stuff. Well, if you don't pass my class, you're not going to be passing anything

else.

Come on, Lieutenant Simmons. You know I'm no good at this book stuff.

Well, you're going to have to get good at this book stuff if you want to get

into a good college.

I got so many recruiters after me. I'll get into a good college.

Ain't that right, coach?

Well,

before you go pro, I got a makeup test for you.

And if you do well, you might squeak by.

Sit down, boy.

Hey, let me holler at you for a second.

Hey, Cora.

fine today, Cora.

And you smell good, too.

Hey, I need a favor.

Ah, Cora, don't give him no money. If you start now, you'll be doing it

You'll be working two jobs like me while he's sitting in his mama's basement

playing video games.

Mr. Brown, stop meddling.

Reggie, what you need? Yes, Reggie, what you need?

It's about the team.

Cora ain't playing for your team. She don't play football no more. She quit

doing peewee when she pulled a hamstring. Mr. Brown, stop it.

As you know, our football team is doing all right.

You a lot. All right.

Your team's sorry. They so sorry they lose in practice, Coral. Watch this.

When's the last time y 'all won a game?

When's the last time y 'all won a game? About three years ago. That's what I

thought. Which is why I need you to help Scott pass his test. Well, I was

planning on helping him anyway.

Oh. Yes.

Coral, go that way.

Hey, if you really need some help, you should let me help you out. You know,

quite the ball player on the gridiron.

Really? Yeah.

I could always use an assistant coach.

See you at practice. You going to let me coach?

Thanks again, Corey.

Gator.

Corey, he ain't as dumb as he look is.

And that's why penguins don't go to forms.

Thank you so much for the movie, Mr. Graves. It was a lot of fun.

I liked the part where the little brother made his sister's mouth

Somebody needs to make you disappear. You get on my nerves.

I'm a little brother.

That's my job.

You should have come, Sasha.

It was a good movie. I didn't feel like it, baby.

Um, look, the two of you need to go and get ready for bed, okay? Okay.

Love you.

Don't I get a hug first?

I better go.

We still on for that afternoon round of golf, Will?

Yes, sir. Looking forward to it. Now, I hope you don't let this butt -whooping

affect our friendship.

You know what?

I was thinking the same thing.

Bye -bye. All right.

See you tomorrow?

Can't wait.

I like Sidney. He's cool people.

Mama, how could you?

Yeah, Mama, how could you?

It's not how I got to live with her.

Uh, I'm going to bed.

What's the matter with you?

You didn't say two words to Sidney.

Mom, you're cheating on my father with another man, and you expect me to

him with open arms?

Not exactly. Mom, you need to stop this, okay? End it before Daddy finds out. I

doubt if he cares. What are you talking about?

Your father and I are separated.

Are you serious?

Yep.

I wanted to tell you earlier, but how do you tell your little girl you're

leaving her father?

You don't.

Mom, whatever problems you and Daddy are having, you can fix them.

It's not that easy, Sasha.

It's complicated.

Mom, look, I know Daddy is a little stubborn, okay, but he's reasonable.

Look, the two of you just need to work it out, talk it out, whatever you need

do, okay?

Look, I know he is devastated.

It's Dad. I don't want to talk.

Hey, Daddy.

Oh, yeah, I wish you'd come down with Mom, too.

Oh, you wanted to come?

But she told you she wanted a mother -daughter weekend with just the two of

Oh, wow. Well, you know there are more than two of us here, right?

Yeah.

I mean, there's Will and the kids.

Mr. Brown and Cora.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Daddy. It's a houseful.

Oh, sure. She's right there. You want to speak to her?

Oh, yeah, Dad. I'm sure she would love to talk to you.

Hey, sweetie.

Oh, we're having a great time.

I'll tell her.

Bye. I love you, too.

Sasha. Let me explain. Mama, there is nothing for you to explain, okay? It's

obvious.

The two of you aren't separated.

You are.

All right, Jaders!

We about to play our rivals, the Ducks! Yeah! And when we hit the field, we

gonna hit it hard!

I've enlisted some help.

Ladies, I give you Coach Brown.

Listen up!

I said listen up. Don't be talking while I'm talking.

Now listen, I am Coach Brown.

I've forgotten more football than any of you maggots will ever even learn.

I love football.

I eat football. I sleep football. I like football.

If football was a drink, I'd drink it up.

If football was a woman, I'd marry her and I'd cheat on her with football.

Don't talk while I'm talking, please.

Can anybody tell me what the difference between us?

Come here. You can answer this since you want.

Anybody in here tell me, what's the difference between us and the Ducks?

Well, for one, they're better than us. Well, they're better than them, at

Why don't you ever let me hear your official team's name? Get over there.

Ain't no I in team.

If it was, it'd be T -I -E.

I teach y 'all the fundamentals of football.

See, I perfected these techniques for years and years of training. I need two

volunteers.

This technique can beat the single team.

It can beat the double team. It can even beat the triple bypass team.

You come here. Get over here.

What you have for lunch? Three sandwiches? Get over here.

Now, what I want y 'all to do is get down, and I'm going to take both of y

and drive your little butts out of here.

Look at that!

But we have a game today.

Go back inside, Scott.

I got this.

They have a game today. He can't play. But I thought you said you was going to

help him out.

I did. I offered him tutoring and everything.

Come on now, Cora. That's not the kind of help I was talking about.

Oh, you're talking about the kind of help you was giving him by letting him

a makeup test?

Oh, I'm surprised at you.

Cora, Scotty, he's a good boy.

Football might be the only way he can make him a decent living.

So what happens when he gets hurt and he can't get a job because he can't spell

well enough to fill out an application?

Oh, come on. That's not going to happen. Oh, it happens all the time, Reggie.

Listen, Scott is a football player. No, Scott is a kid.

And he is not playing until he gets his grades up.

I'm just trying to give Scott a future.

Don't look at him. Let's go.

And that's no dessert for you, sir.

What?

Oh, man.

Listen, we might lose.

Why can't we go to the zoo with your mom and Mr. Grace?

Joaquin, we have already discussed this, okay?

Okay, just listen to Sasha, all right? You're not going with them. You're going

to go with me. We already went with you.

Your daughter won't let it.

Well, I'm sure she has her reasons.

And you watch your mouth, young lady.

All right. You guys got your jacket?

Go and let them talk. All right?

Okay?

Okay. Thank you.

So, now I'm not good enough to spend time with my grandkids.

I don't want them getting attached to your friend when they've already got a

grandfather.

Sasha.

Sasha!

Sidney is a good man.

Mom, he's dating a married woman.

He's not exactly what I'd call role model material.

Well, I can just imagine what you might think of me. Oh, I tell you, but you

taught me never to use words like that.

Your father and I, we...

I'm not in love with your father anymore.

Are you just figuring this out? No, I've felt this way for a while. It just

became too hard.

Mama, that's what you call marriage, okay?

You have problems, you talk about them, you prey on it.

Okay, you work it out, you do the work.

Well... and I just went through something, and we did the same thing. We

it out. I'm happy for you, but sometimes it's over.

Mommy, Daddy is a good man.

He always took such good care of us. We took care of us. We both busted our

butts to give you everything.

Then you moved away, and suddenly it's just the two of us.

All relationships have lulls. I thought it would pass.

It never did.

You're my mom, and I love you, but I can't allow you to stay under this roof

treat my daddy like that.

You're going to have to make a choice.

I made that choice years ago.

I chose me.

I'll go get my thing.

I've been full of it all my life!

Wow, this is the strangest feeling ever.

I've never heard clapping their hair before. What did I miss?

What? Man, we in there celebrating!

Hey, what happened with you, man? Did you panic?

Well, if he didn't, we're going to work on it until he gets it right. Right,

Scott? That's right, Miss Sammy.

All right, well, good. Now go ahead and join your team. Hey, hey, good game.

Oh, you didn't play.

I'm sorry, Cora, for putting you in that awkward position.

Awkward position?

We've been celebrating, and we done cried together, and now you want to put

in awkward position?

What kind of what?

Mr. Brown, stop being nasty.

What is he talking about? Listen, I asked her to give Scott a passing grade

didn't deserve.

What? What's wrong with that? I used to get passing grades I didn't deserve all

the time.

Yeah, I just grew to death, so they just told me to go home. Pass.

I'm glad that you do.

Because without Scott playing, we was able to open up the offense, and it

worked!