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Do we have to eat Will's cooking?

Yes, Will made it and we have to be supportive.

Guys, look, he's still suspended and we have to make sure that he feels

appreciated. Are you eating yours?

John, I ain't eating it. I already ate.

Don't you question me.

All right, the trash has been taken out.

How's breakfast?

Mmm.

Oh, nice, nice.

These are the best.

Well, actually, they're hash browns.

But, uh, want more?

No!

They were not delicious.

It's just that we're full, right, guys?

Yeah, actually, Sasha, you

don't look as full as Joaquin and I.

Maybe you should have some more?

Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it. Choo!

You guys, what's going on?

Look, honey, we're your family, and we just want you to know how much we love

you.

Yeah. I mean, even though you don't have a job, you're not a loser.

That didn't come out right.

Okay, look, honey, it's been two weeks, and we just don't want you to feel like,

you know... Like less than a man.

What? That's what you told Aunt Cora.

Oh. That's what you told Aunt Cora, huh? No.

No, that's not what I told Aunt Cora. We were talking about the fact that most

men would have a problem staying at home while their wives went to work.

I'm not most men.

Ah, yeah, that's true, because most men have a job.

You know, the Bible says if a man don't work, he don't eat. I bet you you starve

in England. You're about to starve.

Yes, what's for breakfast?

I'm not eating that.

I rebuke these pancakes in the name of Jesus.

Uncle Brown, those are hash browns.

hash ain't about to go into this brand if i have to work some overtime i can

baby the only overtime you need to be worried about happens upstairs

that's right and if you're not in front of the kiddies you know what they say

no finance no romance so with all that said you don't have a chance

the furniture oh my husband is not a piece of furniture well he moved all day

can't tell the difference come on my baby who's mama's big baby that's my

boo i don't think he breathes

That's what wore him out.

Honey, I thought we agreed that you were going to do some housework today,

remember? He did do some work around here. He kept the couch from moving. I

thought you was dead.

I thought you had went to your own doctor.

Dang,

dude. Did you even take a shower today?

I thought so, but maybe I dreamt that.

You need to wash your hands. That's nasty.

spanking, eating up people's food, and just sleeping on the couch with somebody

else's pencil.

I'm not fired. I'm suspended.

I bet you that's what they told the sixth temptation, too.

And I bet you he really ain't too proud to beg now, ain't he?

I'll see you, nephew.

Hi.

Have the kids been fed?

No, not yet.

Okay, so what do you plan on feeding them?

Mm -hmm.

Whatever 20 bucks will get them.

Hey, chicken fingers, Lou.

Okay, wait a second. You got them fast food?

I mean, not all fast food is unhealthy.

Tell me your fries from the greasy chicken fell out.

Yeah, the grease took a hole in the bottom of the bag. Right there.

I do not believe you got these kids that junk for dinner.

Well... I'm doing the best I can.

I mean, you could be supportive of me, right, sweetheart?

Well, I am trying, but it's hard when you're acting like that, honeybunch.

Well, I just gave them what they wanted, pumpkin.

Well, they're kids, so they don't always get what they want, sugarplum. Oh,

well, that's easy for you to say when you're not here, ladybug.

It's very dangerous to have them walking outside in the dark, Pooh Bear.

Well, when they left...

It would still light out.

Kitten. Kitten.

Moving to animal names.

This fight's getting good.

We are not fighting. We are having a disagreement.

Oh, my bad.

Because I thought we were fighting.

You know what? We wouldn't have to fight if you'd start being responsible.

Oh. Well, from now on, you have to make sure they have a healthy dinner.

Fine.

My check ain't what's going up. Half of my check is missing, and I want to know

why. Let me see.

Oh, no, no, no. Those are the standard deductions.

What do you mean, standard deductions?

Do everybody get standard deductions, or is it just black people around here?

Just black people.

No, I'm just pulling your arm.

Yeah, I was just about to pull your arms off and beat you with them.

Look, let me show you mine here. You don't play with black people's checks.

That's something you don't do. You see here?

They take the same deductions from me.

You're making that much more than I am, and you don't even do nothing.

What is that ad comp you have on yours where you get more money? It means

additional compensation.

Well, sign me up for some additional ad comp commission.

They only give it to employees who speak Spanish.

You mean Spanish people get more money than everybody else. That's racist.

That's our racism.

I am bilingual.

Shut up. I thought she was married.

No, no, no. It means I speak two languages.

Oh, I speak two languages, too. I speak American and I speak African dialect.

Give us free.

I do not have the diamond.

I don't have the diamond.

That's African.

A lot of people don't know that.

Because so many people in the hospital speak Spanish, that's the only language

that qualifies.

Oh, that Spanish is the only one?

I speak Spanish, too. Oh, sí?

Entonces, nos vamos a hablar solamente en español y usted puede conseguir su

momento. Yes, Macarena.

Macarena. Is that all the Spanish you know? No, I just don't like to talk when

lot of people are around.

Because it's kind of... It's kind of how you say in Spanish. It's kind of how

you say rude in Spanish.

Grocero. I can't afford no grosero. Did you see my checo?

It's terrible for everybody, see? I tell you what, you better get my check

right.

Is Todd there?

I knew it.

Is he with that cheerleader?

I knew it, too.

I knew it!

You sure do know a lot.

to his face.

Yeah, girl, I don't have a ride, though.

What are you doing, stupid?

No, not you, my stupid brother. Clean this up before I tell Will.

What's he gonna do?

Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.

Well, I got the keys.

Going to the mall.

I'm taking the car.

You came here as fast as I could. What's wrong?

Well, outside of a little bloatin' and a little gas, everything's fine.

Uh, there. You light -skinned. You speak Spanish, don't you?

That's offensive to think just because I'm light that I speak Spanish.

Well, do you?

Well, si.

Si what?

Yes, I speak Spanish.

I told you, because you're light -skinned.

No, because my grandmother's Dominican.

I don't care who she voted for. I need to learn to speak Spanish, and I need

to teach me.

If you're going to learn a language, shouldn't you start with English first?

I don't know.

See, up at my job, they have this little thing where if you can speak another

language like Spanish, they'll give you extra money. Give me the milk out the

refrigerator. Yeah, so I just want to learn to speak Spanish. I think they

it bilateral.

You mean bilingual.

What the? I thought you liked girls. Don't be tuning up at me. What in the

world?

Mr. Brown, how much Spanish do you know?

Uh, let me see.

Enchiladas.

I like enchiladas too. How much Spanish do you know?

Guacamole. Is that it? All you know is food?

Alfredo? That's not even Spanish.

That's why I was not on this menu. I've been trying to study this to try to

learn a little Spanish. This is going to be impossible.

No puedo creer que este hombre piense que puede aprender un nuevo idioma en

noche. Okay, you're trying to flirt with me because you're bilateral.

I know what you're saying. You ain't going to be talking to me and trying to

flirt with me in my house.

Do you have any idea what I just said?

Yes, you just said. Do you have any idea what I just said? I'm not slow.

It's going to be a long night.

Not with me.

Okay, Mr. Brown.

What is this?

Uh... El Dorado.

El Camino?

Coche. Co... What?

Coche. Well, this ain't no strip club. Don't be hiding no coche.

That's nasty in my ass.

Word. All right, what is this?

Madea. That's Madea. I know that anyway.

Mirko. That's what I said. Porky.

Well, that... That's what she look like.

What is this one? You finally got the one that's the easy one. Anybody can

that one.

Cat.

In Espanol.

You don't have to be so rude.

It's gato.

Gato what?

Okay, forget this whole language thing. You won't even have one conversation in

Spanish.

You're right. I'm not going to try to learn the whole language in one day. I'm

not going to do it.

That is the smartest thing you've said all day.

What I'm going to do is, I'm going to learn to speak a conversation just long

enough to get my raise.

You think you can do that?

Yes. Boy, I get that raise as fast as you can say, Hot the money!

Hot the money!

You make me so sick.

how someone could sleep all night and all day.

You know what? It's amazing what you can accomplish when there's no one around

to bother you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is my going to work and coming back home bothering you?

It's not the going to work part that I hate. It's the coming back that's the

problem.

What do you want to do? Why do you always ride me as soon as you get here?

Well... Just because you do not go to work does not mean you don't have work

do.

I used to have work to do, but we all know what happened to that, don't we?

Okay, you know what? I am not going to give you that satisfaction, okay? I got

question for you.

Where are the kids?

They're upstairs.

Oh, really?

I think. Well, I just came from up there, and Joaquin's in his room, but

is Brianna?

Maybe she's in the kitchen.

Oh, yeah, well, I just checked there, too, and she's not there. Where is she,

Will?

You know what? Actually, I haven't seen her since dinner, so I just assume she's

upstairs.

Well,

I hope you don't assume that your car is outside, because that's gone, too,

Will.

That doesn't make any sense.

The car is gone?

My car is gone! I didn't tell you that.

My keys are gone, too.

That's usually what you use to start a car, Will.

Oh,

we got to go.

Will, wait. Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, my shoe.

We're coming. Joaquin!

Will, hurry!

Joaquin, come on. Put some clothes on.

This is a ridiculous idea.

Are you just mad because you didn't think of it? No, actually, I'm not.

I'm coming. Come on, hurry up.

Okay, listen.

When Mr. Delgado comes, you're going to have to act like you don't know me.

Like I do when my friends are around.

Okay, look, this is the plan.

You're going to come around and you're going to ask me where the bathroom is in

Spanish. Then I'm going to tell you back in Spanish. You tell Mr. Delgado, he's

so great, he should get a raise. Okay. Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it.

Hurry, come, go, go, brother.

Evening, bro.

Buenas noches, senor.

Some and froggies.

Yo, ¿qué pasa? ¡Este!

Hasta el baño.

El baño. No, no, no.

A la derecha.

Vamonos. Gracias.

Gracias.

Usted es un gran hombre.

Yeah. Hasta la vista, baby.

You do speak Spanish.

Yes. Now can I get my el monio? You mean el dinero.

Oh, I like dinero.

Especially I like him in that movie when he would say, sir.

I like that movie.

That's Pacino.

Oh, I can't drink them Pacinos. They give me gas. I'll get them to this

hospital. I don't

understand

what they're saying. No, no, no. He say a teenage girl slammed on her brakes, he

swerved, hit a post, and his wife got banged. You can't say his wife got

That's nasty.

I heard what he was saying. I'm semi -translating.

What is she saying? She said, you the man, you the man,

you the man.

What? Yeah, that's what she said.

You know, why don't you take her to my office and I'll be right with you.

I don't know why she would say I'm the man. We ain't never been together.

You do not speak Spanish.

If I tell the truth, can I still get a raise? And you just tell them I speak

Spanish. I'm not lying.

Let me think for a minute.

And no!

You don't have to be up in my face.

What'd you eat this morning?

I had some, uh... You had fajitas?

Yep, he had fajitas.

You know, someone almost died today.

I don't understand how you could be so reckless and irresponsible.

I said... Oh, sorry. I'm not talking to you.

Then who are you talking to? Because I know you're not talking to me like that.

Well, this wouldn't have happened if you were paying attention.

Oh, so we're good.

Oh, you're grounded for a month.

But Will gave me the keys. Oh, well, I was asleep.

Okay, you know what? Is that supposed to make it better?

Two months.

What? It wasn't my fault.

Can't keep my eye on that little girl all the time.

Please.

I'm a doctor, okay?

I'm not a babysitter, I'm not a cook, and I'm not a maid.

But you're my husband, Will.

And I expect that you will handle your business no matter what the job is.

And you're my wife.

And I expect you to have my back through thick and thin.

When have I not supported you, Will?

Don't act like you don't know.

Is this about the accident?

Or do you still think it's my fault that you got suspended?

Well, I told the truth.

Why couldn't you give me the benefit of the doubt? Because I was under oath.

I mean, I can't believe you thought that my need to see Eddie punished was

greater than my need to do my job.

You know what, Will? I don't know anymore.

Maybe I wanted to see Eddie dead, too.

The only thing you managed to kill was my career.

Yeah, what's this?

Okay, that's, uh, rojo.

All right, very good. What's this?

Oh, that's easy.

Azul. You hear me? You hear me?

Azul. Okay, I like that. What about this one?

Duh, that's black.

In Espanol, negro.

A what?

Negro.

Where you say a negro at?

You talking about the negro behind the black dot?