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Ooh, I'm wrapped up, tied up, and I'm tangled up in Jesus!

Ooh, Carver, well, something smells good. What you cooking? Oh, I got egg

whites, turkey bacon, and grapefruit.

Whoo! Turkey bacon? Yes.

Carver, I didn't know pigs and turkeys be made.

I done seen a turkey, and ain't no bacon on it.

It tastes like shoes.

It's like shoes.

Where's Miss Daisy? She's usually the first one now.

I don't know. I haven't seen her this morning.

Mr. Brown, can you tell Miss Daisy her breakfast is getting cold?

Yes.

Daisy! I'm ready!

Your food's getting cold!

I could have did that, Mr. Brown. Daisy!

You're already ready! Your food's getting cold!

Can you please just go get Miss Daisy? You said tell. You didn't say go get

tell. Well, go and tell Miss Daisy her breakfast is getting cold. Thank you so

much. Daisy!

Nobody want no nasty turkey back in anyway.

It's like cardboard.

Whoa, you big.

What's wrong with you?

I'm pregnant.

What's your excuse?

How can I help you, big mama?

My name is Tamika, and I need a place to stay.

Why everybody think they can come here and stay? What you think this is, a

motel? Look, you can't come here and stay.

Come back in 50 years, I'll leave the lights on for you.

Please, please, sir. I've been looking all over town, and every place is full.

Well, you don't have no people.

My family threw me out once they knew I was pregnant.

I went to a bunch of places. Then Brianna said you could help me out.

Brianna?

She barely got a place to stay herself. How's she going to invite somebody to

somebody else's house?

I'm sorry, but you can't stay here.

You ain't got to go home, but you got to... Don't start crying, girl. You're

going to... I'm trying to keep from crying.

Don't look.

Sit down. Don't cry. You're going to make me cry.

Don't cry.

Don't you?

I just had to see women cry.

I told you I had to ask them first.

Can she stay?

No.

This is a place for seniors.

Oh, well,

I am a senior.

I'm in the 12th grade.

Mr. Brown, you can just throw her out on the street.

Why? She got people. You got aunties, uncles, cousins, grandmoms, grandda -

Senator Angelina and Brad.

They always adopting something. They got puppies, horses, calves.

Asians, Africans. Mr. Brand, okay, okay, okay. First of all, how many months are

you, sweetheart, and how far are you? Oh, Cora, that's going to be hard to see

how many months, because if she's 17, you divide 17.

Let me... I'm nine months. Oh, no, she can't be nine months, Cora, because I

a little niece. She nine months, and this girl too tall for nine months.

What about your parents? Where are your parents?

Um, they put me out. Okay, if you divide 12 into the 17 years...

Are you hungry?

A little snack would be nice. Okay, all right. See, I can take care of that. I

have a taste of steak, mashed potatoes, spaghetti, pig feet, and peanuts.

Wait a minute.

Sweetheart, sweetheart. Baby, baby, look.

All we have is egg whites.

Grapefruit and turkey bacon. Don't eat the turkey bacon. It's nasty. It tastes

like cardboard.

That's fine.

Okay, all right. Brianna, take her in the kitchen and get us some breakfast,

I'm going to call Carmen and see if she can help us out, figure out this.

Thank you.

Uh -huh.

Carmen, I got it.

She's 204 months old.

I wonder how many months I am, Carmen.

Well, I know how many months you are. Oh, you know that in your head? How many

months am I?

Nine.

Ten.

Jack.

Queen. King.

Gang. Bam!

Booyah!

Edna, Edna, that's three in a row. You must be marking the cards.

Hey, I mark my cards like I mark my men.

What you got doing?

Playing tongue.

One -eyed jacks and deuces.

Who taught you how to play poker?

One of the kids at recess.

Thank you so much for checking to me. Oh, she'll be fine.

Just make sure she gets plenty of rest. Okay.

Let's hope that Carmen finds her a place really soon. Yes, really soon, because

she's about to eat us out of the house and home. Oh, okay.

It's Daisy. She's gone now. She ain't okay.

I just want you to calm down. Did you check the restroom?

Yes.

Everything.

We need to call the police. We need to call the FBI.

We're going to call them people and put them in front of the milk cart. Whoa,

whoa, whoa.

You don't want to do that.

Every kid in America stopped drinking milk.

Hey,

guys. Anybody know whose scarf this is? I found it outside on the street.

Yeah, that's Daisy. She had it on last night.

Oh, my goodness.

This is the scarf that... Orson Welles gave her, she wouldn't part with them.

Everybody, we gotta go looking for her. We have to look for her.

I'll go look for her outside.

Joaquin.

I'm gonna go find my cell phone and call Will. Okay. Oh, Lord, I hope they can

find her.

Oh, Mr.

Brown. I didn't know you felt like that about Miss Davis. Oh, you touched me too

much. Oh, what's that?

Get off of me.

I need a shower now.

Besides London, she my biggest cash cow.

Well, she don't bring in much cash. She just my biggest cow.

And I miss that cow.

Oh,

what a wuss.

So, Tamika, when was the date of your last doctor's visit?

I've been living on the street since my parents kicked me out.

Oh.

I don't want to get too personal, but can you tell me about the father?

He's not around.

When he found out I was pregnant, he broke up with me and started going out

Miss Stacy.

Oh, thinking behind, running behind my back, talking about me bad in school,

about his back.

Hey,

what about your parents? Where are your parents?

My parents don't want anything to do with me.

When they found out I was pregnant, I ran away the day with my aunt.

Oh, I thought you told me that they put your aunt.

I don't remember.

A lot has happened in the last nine months, as you can see.

Yeah, I see.

Uh, mind if I talk to you two out in the hallway for a second? Oh, sure, sure.

We'll be back.

Be right back to me.

Oh, my gosh.

Now, we all know that little girl hasn't been living on the street.

Right. Yeah, never seen a homeless girl with a French manicure.

Somebody somewhere loves that little girl, though.

We definitely need to find her parents.

I'm on it.

Yeah. Now we have to find parents and Miss Daisy.

Where could she be?

Look, Sally, what you gonna do?

You gotta make a decision.

Yes, call me if you hear anything.

Okay, thank you.

Hey,

any interlock? We haven't found it. It's nowhere in sight.

Yeah, we even checked the hoochie -coochie club, but she wasn't there.

But, um, Edna made a hundred bucks.

What?

And I only had to dance to one song.

Fifty of them came out of my pocket. Colonel!

Hey, guys, did you find her?

Oh, no, no, we couldn't find her.

Yeah, we checked at the movies, the arcade, the laser tag place, and the

alley. And she wasn't in any one of those places.

Yes. I called the police.

They said they can't do nothing until she's been missing 24 hours. 24 hours?

Yes, Cora.

Well, she's out there somewhere. We just can't sit around here and do nothing.

I gotta look for her. I'll drive you, Cora, if you want. Okay, I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna ride.

All right.

Get my purse. You going?

Yes, we're going. Okay, come on. Let's check for her at the ice cream shop this

time.

All right. Wait, what's going on?

We're going to get some ice cream.

Come on, Nicole.

Brianna, you know you can give me a double fudge chocolate satin day with

whipped cream and strawberries.

You need to get some food stamps.

I guess I gotta come, too.

All right, Mr. Brown, call us if you hear anything, okay? I will, Cory.

Okay, Colonel, get off my bed.

Your bed?

Yes, with that pregnant girl sleeping in my room, I got to sleep on the couch,

so get out of my bed.

Move. Sit right there and watch everything.

Ron, what are you doing? I'm trying to get comfortable.

Okay. Colonel, turn out the light.

Colonel, can you bring me a warm glass of milk? No.

Well, can you read me a story?

Let's pray.

Honey, you can pray. Don't turn your back on the Lord.

Who put shoes on your table?

Who put food on your feet?

I know that the Lord is able to bring you out. Come out of there.

Come on out of there.

All right, let's get this over with. That devil is in your belly.

I don't think so.

Okay, bow your head, girl.

Bow your head.

Oh, you're going to get strained.

Okay.

Do your hands like this. The Lord can hear you when you do like this. That's

I do that.

Okay. You got to take your glasses off. He ain't going to be able to see you.

Okay. You're so mean. You got the devil all in your belly.

Lord, it's me, Mr. Brown, again.

And the Colonel.

Say hey to the Lord, Colonel.

Hey.

Lord. Oh, the Lord told me to tell you to call him more often. He ain't talk to

you in a while.

come to you with bowed heads and humble hearts to just say thanks for this day.

Lord, we just come... Amen.

We do.

Lord, we ask for your guidance to find Pepperica's mama and Miss Daisy, Lord.

And Miss Prada in.

Amen. Now, we ain't through.

Oh,

it ain't that good, Colonel. It ain't that deep. Well, that wasn't me. That's

Tamika.

Catfeet, amen.

You've got no choice.

You've got to let me go.

Don't you know who I am?

Of course we know who you are.

That's why you got to do this.

We need you to shake that money maker.

Do something strange for some change.

Drop it like it's hot.

up my baby birthing hat.

I don't want to be no midwife no more.

I don't want to be no more OBG. Why in the world did you have to have this baby

here?

Even though you screamed more than me, I appreciate what you did. Well, thank

you.

Tamika, I've contacted your parents and they're going to be meeting us at the

hospital.

You know, they were very worried about you when you ran away.

I'm sorry I lied.

But I was scared.

Yes, you're a liar and a deceiver.

Aw, look, he's so cute. He looks just like you.

Girl, quit lying.

Look at that baby again. Look at that baby.

That baby ugly.

He look like he been working in a cotton field of Georgia.

Don't hate on me because people lie. You ever see somebody walk up to you and

say, oh, that baby is so...

It's ugly. That baby's face is messed up. I don't know which end is which.

I started to uptake his face to his feet.

Sasha,

come check my pulse. That baby done ran my pressure up. Check your what?

My pulse.

Your pulse?

Yes.

Mr. Brown, your pulse is fine. Okay, Sasha, check my cholesterol, too. Just

check it. That'll take a minute.

Well, check my colon.

That's the wrong end, Mr. Brown?

Well, what's the end you talking about?

The devil is alive and been through enough.

A man should never have to sit on it. I think, ooh, that was nasty, Cora.

Oh, what a night. I tell you, it's just been crazy.

Crazy. What have you been? Oh, back up off me, chick.

What's so weird about you, Miss D?

I've been trapping with my homies, Jeet Up and Sugar Lo.

We got stacks on deck.

I'm here to meet my peeps.

We're going to have to fight. They're about to steal up everything.

Get my TV. Get my TV.

Hey, we just wrapped up on the 29th Street Mafia, man. And that's what it

Yeah, of course.

These are our new video.

The Granny Snap.

Hey,

you did a great job, too.

I'm talking about you straight up thug thespian.

You know me, I make it do what it do.

He's done a tough day.

And don't you forget to holler at your girl the next time you're in the hood.

That means for y 'all to go.

Bye.

Buddy, you ain't got to act all crazy. You ain't got to be acting all crazy up

in here neither, but you better get... Look at how he's dressed, buddy. You

don't run up on nobody like that.

I'm a pajama thug up in this piece. You don't know me.

Call me for your next video.

Back,

back, back, back. Give me 50 feet.

Daisy, why you didn't tell nobody you was gone?

Because I'm grown, biatches.

No!