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Oh, hey.

Taley, right?

Yeah. Hey, Candy. How are you doing?

Great. Good to see you again. Good to see you.

So is this where we're meeting Aggie?

Yeah. She should be here shortly.

Oh, great.

You know, I got the stockings that she wanted, but, like, to be honest, I

couldn't get the right size. It was, like, only one size fits all.

No, you're totally fine.

They're just going to get ripped off in the audition anyway.

Really? Yeah.

God, she made such a big deal about that.

No, you're good. Oh.

Okay.

What a bit.

Hey.

Do I look high?

No. No, no. I actually thought you looked quite straight. Okay, good.

Yeah. Do I look showered?

Yeah, actually.

Your hair looks really good right now. Really? It's a really nice textured

Oh, God. Because, like, I woke up this morning and just thought, like, fuck, I

don't have time to shower. I'm going to have to, like, get changed.

Happens to me all the time.

Cool.

Oh, fuck.

She's running ten minutes late.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Do you want to grab a coffee?

Yeah, let's go grab a coffee. I need to fucking wake up. Yeah. Me too.

God, I love it how you just love shit coffee.

It's the best. I know. I don't understand why people would want to

on expensive coffee when you can get good coffee and it's shit. I know. Just

cream it up, sugar it up, and you're good. Right?

Yeah.

Oh, there's Aggie again.

Fuck, now she's not even coming at all.

Really? Yeah.

She said she can't make it.

What? Yeah.

That's a stupid bitch. It's typical.

Why would you do that? Why would you organize people and then not show up?

Talk about being a hypocrite.

Seriously. Fuck her.

Fuck her.

Hey, I live close by. Do you want to come over? Yeah.

That'd be great.

Just over here.

Oh, my God. You have cats?

Yeah.

Come here, Henry.

Oh, it's like a skinny version of Garfield.

He's so cute.

Yeah, he's a sweetheart.

Oh, wow.

Hey, you.

He loves the attention.

You're so cute.

Oh, look at this one.

Yeah, this one's more of a fraidy cat.

Oh, why?

Yeah, she was raped a lot and just had a lot of babies.

Oh, my God.

She's just very scared.

He's a Hollywood cat.

You're a Hollywood cat.

Oh, he likes that.

Oh my god.

You actually have a Garfield comforter?

It's just a coincidence.

Oh, he's going on it.

You are a skinnier version of Garfield.

You're so cute.

Oh, I have to show you something.

Get Shaggy with Aggie.

The porn industry's latest export, Aggie, talks to us about how she handles

egos on set and how one day she envisages crossing over into mainstream

Oh, my God.

Aggie's a porn star?

And she paid me to impress you.

I'm not really her full -time assistant.

Oh, God.

What a loser