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You're not going to get anywhere without a manager.

Do you think I'll be able to get a manager?

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

No, I mean, like, you're cute and you're talented and... Yeah.

Anyway. Can you help me out?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

Pineapples? What? Why the hell have you got pineapples in your car?

Well, because my manager said you want to come prepared to an audition, and for

this one, I felt pineapple.

I mean, I can't go in there with you, right?

Oh, no, you can sit outside and wait. You know, moral support.

Okay. It's such a pain when Haley's not here.

I guess for you, you could do showcases or just, you know, sending good vibes

out there.

Go to bars.

If somebody looks like maybe they're a manager, get them. You know who got me

publicist? You know who found me Haley?

A manager.

So I need to, like, work on getting a good manager. And your career?

Do you usually wear men's shoes?

Oh, um, you know, I never really thought about it. I don't know.

Do they look kind of manly?

They look super masculine.

Oh, okay. But, I mean, I guess you can kind of pull them off.

I can start wearing more feminine shoes.

Yeah, that's not a problem. I'm just saying that, you know, you need to own

you are.

If you're not a feminine shoe kind of gal, don't worry about it.

See, this is something your manager can talk to you about.

Right.

In this business, number one is always Candace.

I mean, not number one for me. Number one for me would be, you know, Aggie.

Right. What I'm saying is number one can always be yourself. And again, that is

something your manager will instill in you.

Okay, I see.

Who's number one? Me.

Candice Benson's number one.

Candice Benson's number one. Candice Benson's number one.

The thing about a manager is that they really know how to market you as a

package, okay?

So you, I'd see you, and again, I'm not an expert, but as sort of like the

slutty best friend.

Or, uh, I don't know. Where do you see yourself?

Really? Do I look like a slut?

I mean, you don't.

Oh, fuck. I've got a hair on my neck.

It's really long. It just grows out of nowhere.

I have to really pull it out. Can you see it? Are you fucking serious? Of

I can see it. It's like a pubic hair, right?

It's, like, super dark and thick.

Oh, I got it.

I would get that every morning before you, like, walk out of the house. Well,

kind of just grows, like, you know, every now and again.

So every now and again, pluck it before you go out of the house. Okay.

Hey, you know what? I got new shoes.

They're very feminine and girly.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Candace, I said own your old shoes, not get new ones.

Oh. Well, you know what? Just in case, I actually brought my old shoes.

You know, I wasn't sure if they would suit me, and I wanted to have a backup.

I'd put those butch babies back on.

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to kind of be caught around looking like a freak.

So, like, what are you going to do with the other ones?

Oh, I don't know. I'll take them home, put them in my closet or something.

What, so they can just sit there by themselves, festering away, never to be

by anyone again?

I'm just asking because, like, I mean, if you wanted me to, I could take him.

You know what?

I'm never going to wear these.

Do you want them?

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Oh, my God. I told you to wait outside, but not at a bus stop.

I didn't think it was a big deal. It's just a bus stop.

You can't be standing in places like this, okay? What are you, some kind of

derelict? Where else am I going to stand?

This is why you need a manager.

This is the only place to wait outside for you while you were in there.

Oh, my God.