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Oh, my God. Bye. Bye. Oh, shit.

Oh, gross.

Turn on that fucker.

He's so violent.

Wow. This is just so awesome.

Like, this is such a great place.

Yeah. I love it. I love it, too. I come here all the time just to, like, you

know, get my zen on.

I would, too.

This is great.

So, like, who are you hookups and stuff? Like, who do you know here and shit? I

don't have any hookups.

What do you mean you don't have any hookups? This is a hotel. You need to

someone to get in here, right? I just come in.

What do you mean you just come in?

I just go to the front desk, and I'm like, hey, I'm in room 24, and then they

just let me in.

Whoa, wait a minute. So, like, we're not even supposed to be here right now? Oh,

no, no, it's okay. Like, we're not trespassing. They let us in, so, like,

morally sound.

Oh.

Okay. You sure?

Yeah. I would not do something morally unsound.

God. Okay.

Cool. Yeah.

Okay, so if, like, anybody comes up to me and asks me, I just say that I'm in

room 24.

Exactly. You just say, I'm in room 24.

Okay. So just, like, I'm in room 24. Oh, wow.

But you don't have to, like, yell at them. Like, that was scary.

Oh. And, like, you used your hand.

Like a lawyer or something.

Oh, okay. That was, like, too much? Yeah, it was just a little too much. Oh,

shit. Okay, so it's like, bring it back.

Yeah. Just natural, like, relax.

Totally. You've got this.

I'm in room 24.

Oh, it's so sad.

Oh, shit. If I walked into the hotel, I'd be like, send Suicide Watch to room

24, and then they'd look up that you weren't in 24, and then we'd be busted.

Oh, God. I don't want that. You've got to think big picture.

You're right.

Like, it just seemed like I didn't even want to be here. Yeah, and, like, you're

having a great time with our hotel.

Don't make me feel bad about that. Just, like, get in that guest mode.

Yeah. Yeah.

Happy guest mode. I see what you mean. Okay.

Like, um, hey, I'm just in room 24.

That was awesome.

Yeah? That was so good.

Yeah? Look, I bought the shit out of that. That was so good.

Cool. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm in room 24.

I think you're ready to be part of the Pool Hoppers Club.

The Pool Hoppers Club? There's like a club and shit? It's like a whole L .A.

underground thing. Like, you know how there's so many pools in L .A. and

nobody's ever in them? So we basically just like go to pools.

And that's it.

But it's not like stealing because it's just water. And like everybody in this

world has a right to water. Like nobody's going to be like, you know.

I can see the logic in that. We belong with water. Yes. Yeah.

Great. So I'm like, I'm the pool hopper's love. You're totally it. I'm a

hopper. Yeah. Yeah.

Sick.