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Charlie Chaplin.

Like,

it's hard.

Do you want a picture with Charlie Chaplin? Do you like? Oh, no, it's okay.

you want a picture?

I feel like it's going well. Yeah, I mean, like, people are showing interest.

Yeah. Hi.

Hi. Picture with Charlie Chaplin?

Supergirl? Supergirl? Yeah.

We're like a good combo. The legend of the screen and of the stage as well.

I don't think she likes mine.

Fuck you. We rock.

Now accepting pictures.

Yeah, and I can do box steps.

Yeah, I have a kid.

Oh my god, this is like the hardest gig out here. It's hard.

I don't know if you can do it.

Nobody's really giving us any money. Nobody cares that I'm hot.

Like, I'm hot.

Seriously? I mean, all I I've gotten like guys phone numbers. I mean I could

have sex for another month. That's good. That's always a good thing. I got, I

got a high five.

Yeah, that's something.

I don't know. I just like, oh, I had people asking me who I was, which is at

least talking to me instead of, you know, me doing that. Well, that's good.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I've got a really bad wedgie right now.

Yeah, get it. Okay.

Okay. No one's going to be crazy. I could like hide my cape and then pull

wedgie. Yeah. Yeah.

A picture with a legend.

Oh, thank you.

Hi.

Charlie's a star too.

This is awful.

This is the worst thing I have ever done in my life.

No, it's hard.

It's almost so much worse. But you're doing so well.

Don't patronize me. I'm doing awful.

She's doing great.

Shut up.

You're doing great. I'm doing awful. And you know it. But you must be like

totally sweating underneath that. Like my eyebrows about to fall off. I'm so

that my butt crack is sweating like crazy.

How do the costume characters do it? Like the Minnie?

Minnie Mouse?

She must have like hair flaps.

Oh my God. Give you a hundred dollars.

Oh my God. Why didn't you notice that? I just thought it was a one.

Oh, my God. This burger is so good.

Oh, my God.

That was long.

Charlie needed that burger.

Supergirl needed a fucking burger.

I don't ever want to do that again.

No.

Like,

never.

Even still, never.

Yeah, you're right, never.