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Oh my God. Oh my God. You went all out. You went all out.

You're like Charlie Tyler.

Oh wait, he was silent movie. Fuck. But like, whatever. You know what I'm

saying? Look at you. You make such a good super girl.

Oh my God. Do I really? Yes.

Follow the cane.

Okay. Follow the cane, Charlie.

Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah.

Why don't you pick Charlie Chaplin?

Well, I just googled most famous celebrity ever and Charlie was the first

that popped up and I figured this is a numbers game, right? I don't know.

Don't get me wrong. It just kind of seems a little weird.

I mean, like, I chose Supergirl.

Okay?

She's cool and everything. I mean, I even have a cape. Hey, bitch.

I don't know. You're like a dude in white paint.

Miming is an ancient art form, and Charlie was, like, a master of it, okay?

So maybe I don't have, like, a cape. I don't have capage, but I have a cane.

I have canage. This is Hollywood Boulevard. It's competitive out there. I

people, like, do this for a living. Yeah.

I'm just saying they're going to want you to do the moves and shit.

I'm sorry. Do you think that I decided to come out to Hollywood Boulevard

without any moves up my sleeve?

How's this?

How's that?

Huh?

Half of this.

It's a little shuffle. I don't know. I'm just saying.

It's a little shuffle.

Stop yelling, Charlie. I don't know what you're saying.

They're going to want the whole thing. I am the whole thing.

I'm just.

I mean, what's more Charlie than this?

I don't think I can do this.

What? I don't know. I just.

I just think that we're going to be like the tragic superhero on Hollywood

Boulevard.

Asking for a dollar.

You know, like that sad, shoddy debt man.

Yeah, right?

I don't know. I don't think we've thought this through enough.

Let's just, like, think about it for a minute.

Are we really going to do this?

I mean, I feel like we kind of have to. I mean, we have rent due. I don't know.

It just kind of, like, has it really come down to this? It's really come down

this. I mean, we have to pay rent. Like, that's not... Yeah, an option.

And we could make some money, right?

I mean, I really think we could.

Okay.

Let's give it a try.

Yeah? Yeah.

We're doing this. Come on, Canage.

Yay, Canage! Yeah.