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[Breathing heavily]
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How you doin'?
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[Deep voice] What's up, boo?
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What's happening here?
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[Normal voice]
What? Uh...
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[Clears throat]
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You promise
not to tell anybody?
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Nope.
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All right, fine.
Um, I'm about to ask Jude out.
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On a date?
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No, for a gunfight
at high noon.
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Dating a co-worker, huh?
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You know,
they say you don't want
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to dip your pen
in the company ink.
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Yep. [Sighs]
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You don't want
to get your nookie
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where you get your cookie.
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Never heard that, but okay.
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If you both punch the clock,
don't show her your...
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Yeah, I got it.
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Anyway, don't tell the other guys that
I'm gonna ask her out, all right?
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'Cause I don't even know
if she's gonna say yes.
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Hey, Milo.
What are you doing here?
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Hey. Oh.
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Just stopped by
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to see if Tyler wanted
to grab a drink after work.
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And then...
I realized that he couldn't
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because I'm busy.
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You didn't realize you were busy
until you showed up here?
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Yeah.
It could happen.
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Well, I'll...
Leave you two alone.
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Uh...
[Clears throat]
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- Jude?
- Yo.
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Do you want to maybe
grab a drink after work?
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Oh, yeah.
That'd be great.
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Oh. Cool. Perfect.
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Um, I was thinking
we could go to this...
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Hey, guys. Me and Tyler
were gonna grab a drink.
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You guys want to come?
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- Absolutely.
- Yeah. Sounds good.
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Oh, uh...
Hey, Neal and Gibbs,
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I remembered
I was gonna ask you guys
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if tonight
you could help me... move.
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Move?
You found a new place?
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Oh, "move"? No, I didn't...
Mean to say "move."
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I meant "groove."
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You know, like, uh,
like, uh, like dancing.
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You want Gibbs and Neal
to help you dance?
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Yeah.
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No.
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I just thought that,
you know...
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Maybe my moves could use
a little fine-tuning...
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From the fresh factory.
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Gibbs and Neal
are the fresh factory?
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Ohh.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Back in the '80s,
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they were in this massive
break-dancing troupe...
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You need to stop talking.
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Milo, do you want to join us?
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Yeah, I could
really use a drink.
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Oh, right.
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I'm a terrible friend.
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sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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Have you seen that
cellphone commercial
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where the old guy
is telling the younger guy
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not to be afraid of love?
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Oh, my God. I'm tearing up
just thinking about it.
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I saw it.
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And then you realize
that the old guy
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is talking to a younger
version of himself,
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and he says, "hold on to her."
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[Voice breaking]
She's worth it."
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Oh, God. Here we go.
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I haven't seen
that commercial yet,
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[voice breaking] But you paint
a pretty beautiful picture.
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Have you seen that one, Gibbs?
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Yeah, I saw it.
It was cute.
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[Sighs]
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It's cute?
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It didn't move you?
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Not really. I'm happy
with my cellphone plan.
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Wow.
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You are quite the robot.
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[Scoffs] What...
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Oh! I'm gonna
grab that booth.
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What do you mean you don't cry?
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Well [Sighs] here we are,
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free from the confines
of the office.
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Yep.
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No more rules.
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Guess not.
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You know, it's funny...
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When I asked you to come here,
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I kind of meant
just you and me...
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was walking in, and
the craziest thing happened...
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A girl smiled at me.
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Hey, here's an idea...
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Why don't you go back
and talk to her?
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You think? Or bring
her over here.
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Or bring yourself over there.
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Eh, what's the point?
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We make some small talk,
go home together,
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and best-case scenario,
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we end up awkwardly trying
to please each other?
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Wow. You are
one miserable son of a bitch.
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You must have cried when
your grandparents passed away.
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They lived long lives.
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It was their time.
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Childhood pet?
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Never had one.
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- You never had a pet?
- Mnh-mnh.
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Not even a dog or a kitty
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or a [Voice breaking] fuzzy...
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Oh, boy. Here we go.
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Okay, this is going oddly well.
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She just asked if I wanted
to head back to her place.
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What'd you say?
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Nothing yet.
Ran over to tell you guys.
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Why?
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I thought you'd want to know.
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Why do you
keep coming over here?
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Oh, I can't believe
you actually like me,
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so I'm seeking confirmation
from my friends.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughing]
Wow. You are so funny.
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No one else seems to think so.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughing] Stop it.
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Let me grab my jacket.
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Ah, well.
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She wants you to go with her.
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Oh! Okay.
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You've never cried
in your entire life?
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Well, there was one time.
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I knew it.
Tell me the story.
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I was 8. It was the evening
before Christmas.
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You mean Christmas Eve?
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Who's telling this story?
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It was the evening
before Christmas,
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and all year long,
I'd been asking my parents
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to get me the "great
santorini" magic kit.
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And I knew my mom
hid the presents in her closet,
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so I snuck in there
to see what she got me.
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And there it was.
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I could hardly sleep,
I was so excited...
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Until the next morning,
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when my cousins came over
to open presents.
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["Jingle bells" instrumental
plays]
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A "great santorini" magic kit!
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I didn't even want it, but yes!
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Whoa!
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"A young person's guide
to the weather"?
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[Chuckles]
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That was the last time I cried.
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[Voice breaking] So,
you never got your magic kit?
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Nope.
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But I did learn the difference
between hail and sleet.
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You know what? I'm just gonna
lay my cards on the table.
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Do you want to get out of here
and grab a quiet drink,
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just you and me?
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Look, Tyler, I'm flattered,
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but I just don't think
it's a good idea
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for people who work together
to get involved.
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Oh.
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What, you thought
I was asking you on a date?
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[Chuckles] That is so funny.
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[Laughs]
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Are you buying this at all?
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- Not really.
- I didn't think so.
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Oh, crap.
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[Chuckling] Hey,
what are you doing back there?
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Jude Cavanaugh?
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Ted!
[Chuckles]
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Hey!
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Tyler, this is Ted Spence.
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We used to work together
at the Atlantic.
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You know, I'm over at CNN now.
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I actually just got back
from Haiti for the earthquakes.
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Before that, I was in Sao Paulo
for the nuclear meltdowns
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and then in Greece
for the riots.
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Man, you do not have good luck
when you travel.
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So, Jude, somebody said
they saw a piece of yours
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in something called...
Full Steam?
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Oh! Now I remember.
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I-it was a story
on personal grooming.
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Was it called
"taint misbehaving"?
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Possibly.
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Well, let's grab lunch
when we're both back in town.
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Definitely.
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[Chuckles nervously]
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Bye.
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Two double whiskeys.
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A good cry can be healthy,
Gibbs. It's cathartic.
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It's just not something I do.
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You could do it.
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I mean...
I could get you to cry.
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[Chuckles] I don't think so.
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You know what?
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For your own good
and my own entertainment,
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I'm gonna make you cry.
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You're really not.
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Daddy?
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Daddy?!
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[Laughs]
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[Whimpers]
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Hey.
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Can we get the check?
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Tyler, you are very sweet,
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but I didn't need you
to get me home.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, I think you did.
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You tried to pay for the cab
with a Starbucks card.
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I was just mad that he
wouldn't let me drive.
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Well, I'm gonna head out.
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Uh, make sure you hydrate,
take a couple advils,
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and I'll see you at work.
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I still can't believe
Ted Spence is at CNN.
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The guy couldn't report
a car accident.
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Hey, forget about that guy.
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"Spence" is a weird
last name, anyway.
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It's like it wanted
to be "Spencer"
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and then it was like,
"eh, I'm tired."
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Well, I'll, uh, I'll see you.
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You see this?
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I won this for a story I wrote
on contractors in Iraq.
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Now?
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Now I'm doing stories
on taint maintenance.
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I believe the term
is "taintenance."
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This is it.
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This is all I have to
show for my career.
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You want to know why
I took the job at full steam?
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Why?
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Because I was scared.
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They shut down my
department, and I panicked.
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I jumped at the first
paycheck I was offered,
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and now I'm stuck.
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Look, Jude, I get it.
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You lost a fancy job,
you're single,
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you live in a neighborhood
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that's at least two years away
from getting a whole foods.
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Buyou're gonna bounce back.
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How do you know?
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'Cause you're too smart not to.
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Didn't mean to do that.
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Nobody blames you.
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[Moans]
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Do you want to get into bed?
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Um...
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh, here.
Maybe I can help.
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So, a-are you
from New York?
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[Laughs]
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Oh, I'm really sorry.
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[Knock on door]
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Milo, it's 2:00 in the morning.
What are you doing?
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Okay, just hear me out.
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Is that a onesie?
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Milo, what's going on?
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I would like you to sit on the
couch and close your eyes.
261
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,609
Yeah, I bet you would.
262
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,248
Can I open my eyes yet?
263
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,583
Not yet.
264
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,984
Okay.
265
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:23,122
I want you to clear your mind
266
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,257
and get in touch
with your inner child.
267
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:28,160
["Jingle bells" instrumental
plays]
268
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,666
All right.
Open them up.
269
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,502
What is this?
270
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,237
It's a belated
Christmas present.
271
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,505
[Chuckles]
272
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:42,408
Oh, the "great santorini"
magic kit!
273
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,376
Damn, Milo!
Where'd you find this?
274
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,678
At the novelty shop on Ludlow.
275
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,313
That place was open this late?
276
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,149
Well, I'm pretty sure that
they also sell weed there.
277
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,684
What makes you say that?
278
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,086
Because I also
bought some weed there.
279
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,190
Come on, man!
Open it up!
280
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,592
[Chuckles]
281
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,193
Magic wand...
282
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,695
Two-headed quarter...
283
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:03,963
[Chuckles]
284
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:07,266
Oddly tiny cape.
285
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,202
Wow, Milo.
This is really great.
286
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,571
[Chuckles] Thanks, dude.
287
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,241
"Thanks, dude"?
288
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,375
That's it?
289
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,443
What do you mean,
"that's it?"
290
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,644
Come on.
291
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,147
Cry.
292
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,550
Gibbs, don't you get it?
293
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,453
This is the story of a
young boy who finally gets
294
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,022
what was always missing
from his childhood
295
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,025
when his best friend re-creates
the Christmas that he never had.
296
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,094
[Voice breaking]
Oh, boy. Here we go.
297
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,598
Hey, buddy.
How'd it go with...
298
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,601
I do not want to talk about it.
299
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,537
[Sighs] [Slow music plays]
300
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,006
[Voice breaking] Have you seen
this cellphone commercial?
301
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,041
Man:
Hold on to her, kid.
302
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,709
She's worth it.
303
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,745
[Sobs]
304
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,213
Oh, for God's sake.
305
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,218
[Sobs]
306
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,391
[Chuckling]
307
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,526
Wait. Whoa.
Is the door locked?
308
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,763
[Door closes, lock clicks]
309
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,031
Yep.
310
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,432
Then come here.
311
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,501
[Moans]
312
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,569
Mm.
313
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,437
You know what?
314
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,372
I don't think I can do this.
315
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,408
I'm pretty sure
I can get you there.
316
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,276
No. No.
317
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,111
It's just, um...
318
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:29,181
You've had a lot to drink,
you're depressed and upset,
319
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,550
and, as sexy as that is...
320
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,486
Look, I like you,
321
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,322
and I-I don't think we
should do this right now.
322
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,723
Wow.
323
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,192
So, you're saying you won't
sleep with me right now
324
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,661
because...
You like me?
325
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,631
I know. It's uncharted
territory for me.
326
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,235
But I think I should go.
327
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,670
Um... I'll see you tomorrow,
Jude.
328
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,672
Wait.
329
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,775
Any chance you want
to stay anyway?
330
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,410
No funny stuff...
331
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,146
Just two co-workers
sleeping next to each other?
332
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,252
Can I be the little spoon?
333
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,790
Mm.
334
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,792
I can't believe
I'm in bed with a guy
335
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,395
who uses the same
conditioner as I do.
336
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:21,367
Well, clearly, we don't use
the same detangler.
337
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,837
Look, I really appreciate you
taking care of me last night.
338
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,640
Most guys would have taken
advantage of a drunk chick.
339
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,275
I'm impressed.
340
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,778
Thank you for comparing me
favorably to a date-rapist.
341
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,280
How about some coffee?
342
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,347
- Allow me, madame.
- Oh.
343
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,749
I'm gonna brush my teeth.
344
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,450
That's kind of what I
was hoping you'd do.
345
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,585
Oh!
346
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,619
[Grunts]
347
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,091
Hey, Jude?
Where's your coffee maker?
348
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,593
Next to the microwave.
349
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,296
Hey, Jude?
Where's your microwave?
350
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,269
I feel like there was more
stuff here last night.
351
00:14:03,378 --> 00:14:05,513
Oh, my God.
I've been robbed.
352
00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:07,114
How did this happen?!
353
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:08,682
I have no idea.
354
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,184
The door was unlocked.
355
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:13,487
Huh. Well, that explains
how they got out.
356
00:14:15,223 --> 00:14:17,958
Tyler, I specifically
remember asking you
357
00:14:17,993 --> 00:14:19,460
if the door was locked
last night.
358
00:14:19,528 --> 00:14:21,095
I thought you meant
the bedroom door.
359
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:22,663
Why would I want to lock
the bedroom door?!
360
00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:24,498
I don't know.
How do airplanes work?
361
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:27,201
I don't know all the answers.
362
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:31,472
I can't believe this. My laptop,
my TV... everything's gone.
363
00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:33,441
My award's gone.
[Chuckles]
364
00:14:33,475 --> 00:14:35,443
Why would they take an award?
365
00:14:35,477 --> 00:14:38,179
Well, maybe they never
won anything before.
366
00:14:39,181 --> 00:14:41,315
I'm gonna call the police.
You should go.
367
00:14:41,349 --> 00:14:42,550
Oh, it's fine.
I'll wait with you.
368
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,185
Tyler, go home.
369
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:46,253
All right.
370
00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:47,588
[Scoffs]
371
00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:49,223
I'll go.
372
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,059
But if my retainer turns up,
you know where I work.
373
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:56,464
[Door opens]
374
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,233
Oh, look.
375
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:01,368
It's the sisterhood
of the traveling pants.
376
00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:05,539
Oh, my God.
The sun is shining.
377
00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:07,174
[Voice breaking] Oh!
378
00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:09,610
It's so beautiful!
379
00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:12,279
It's too early in the morning
for sarcasm, Gibbs.
380
00:15:12,314 --> 00:15:14,348
Oh, but you're right.
It is breathtaking.
381
00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:18,252
Neal, what the hell
happened last night?
382
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,387
I would really
rather not talk about it.
383
00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:23,157
What? What do you mean? I thought
everything was going well with that girl.
384
00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:24,558
Yeah, it was.
385
00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:27,127
You know, we...
We went back to her place,
386
00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:29,029
we had a few more drinks.
387
00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,297
And...?
388
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:31,532
The same thing
that always happens
389
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:34,435
when it gets... intimate...
390
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:36,804
Shame, embarrassment,
and giggles.
391
00:15:39,341 --> 00:15:40,307
- Ohh.
- Ohh.
392
00:15:40,342 --> 00:15:41,775
- Sorry, buddy.
- Yeah.
393
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,812
I'm sure you're...
totally average.
394
00:15:49,084 --> 00:15:51,285
You don't get laughed at
in the boys' locker room
395
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:52,520
for being average.
396
00:15:52,554 --> 00:15:55,256
You see, this is why
I hate hookups.
397
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,458
But at least we didn't
have to get to the condom part.
398
00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,660
I've always struggled with them.
399
00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:01,529
Special-ordering
and everything.
400
00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,264
Oh.
[Snickers]
401
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,700
Very good. Very good.
Go ahead and laugh, guys.
402
00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:07,835
Sorry. Sorry.
403
00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:09,470
[Sighs] Condoms are the worst.
404
00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,872
At least make them
so they go all the way down.
405
00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:15,876
What exactly happened
last night?
406
00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:22,616
So, a-are you
from New York?
407
00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:25,753
[Laughs]
408
00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:29,123
Oh, I'm really sorry.
409
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:32,660
I...Don't think
I can do that.
410
00:16:39,301 --> 00:16:40,568
No way.
411
00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:42,236
- What?
- Wait.
412
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,505
You just said that you
struggle with condoms?
413
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:45,606
I do.
414
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,807
I mean, at least make them
415
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,409
so they don't burst into pieces
416
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:50,711
when you try to roll
it all the way down.
417
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,381
No way.
418
00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:55,783
Again... what?!
419
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,218
You know how tough it
is dating like this?
420
00:16:58,253 --> 00:16:59,787
I mean, Amy got used to it,
421
00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:02,623
but we literally could only
have outercourse for months.
422
00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:05,159
Outercourse?
423
00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,427
Wait.
424
00:17:06,461 --> 00:17:08,128
Everyone always thinks
it'd be so great.
425
00:17:08,163 --> 00:17:10,397
Wait! Wait! Wait!
426
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,668
Oh, hell no!
427
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,773
Poor Amy.
428
00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:22,743
Poor, tiny Amy.
429
00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:25,879
What... did you think
I was saying it was too small?
430
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,348
Well, I mean...
431
00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:28,716
Thanks for the support, guys.
432
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,584
I'm gonna go shower.
433
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:31,619
Wait.
434
00:17:31,653 --> 00:17:32,586
What?
435
00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:35,222
Um...
436
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:36,624
No.
437
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:38,258
Come on.
438
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:38,959
Absolutely not.
439
00:17:38,994 --> 00:17:42,429
Neal, we need proof.
440
00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:44,598
This is getting weird.
441
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,900
Look, either you can show us now
442
00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:49,368
or we can just spend the next
month trying to pee next to you.
443
00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:50,537
It's your call.
444
00:17:52,007 --> 00:17:53,574
Please?
445
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:56,877
Fine.
446
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:09,657
[Crying]
447
00:18:13,495 --> 00:18:16,964
This is what it took?
448
00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:19,400
[Voice breaking]
Such greatness...
449
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,701
Wasted!
450
00:18:20,769 --> 00:18:22,636
It's just...
451
00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:24,972
It's so tragic.
452
00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:27,541
You happy now, or do you want
me to take the rest out?
453
00:18:31,446 --> 00:18:32,813
Jude: What's this?
454
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:35,015
It was the closest thing
I could find to your award.
455
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,917
How's it supposed to help?
456
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,886
I don't know.
I thought it might cheer you up.
457
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,521
You know what would cheer me up?
458
00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:41,989
A time machine...
So I could go back
459
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,824
and not take this job
and not get drunk
460
00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:46,427
and not go home with you
and not get robbed.
461
00:18:46,494 --> 00:18:48,529
You wouldn't go back
and kill Hitler?
462
00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:52,266
Fine.
First, I'd kill Hitler.
463
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,601
Then I'd do
all the other stuff.
464
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:57,404
Look, Jude, I know this
is gonna sound harsh,
465
00:18:57,472 --> 00:18:59,306
but I'm just gonna say it.
466
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,474
Boohoo.
467
00:19:00,508 --> 00:19:02,509
What are you talking about?
468
00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:05,546
I'm talking about the pity party
you're throwing for yourself.
469
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,947
Forget about the award.
470
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:09,650
You already won it,
and you're gonna win more.
471
00:19:09,718 --> 00:19:11,752
I mean, not here,
but somewhere.
472
00:19:13,288 --> 00:19:14,655
You don't understand.
473
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:16,290
Here's what I understand...
474
00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:18,726
You're a smart, beautiful,
creative woman,
475
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,728
who has the best-looking
guy in the office
476
00:19:20,762 --> 00:19:22,396
going to six different pawnshops
477
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,331
to try and find you
a replacement award,
478
00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:26,366
and he's not even trying
to sleep with you.
479
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:28,368
So, you're not trying
to sleep with me?
480
00:19:28,403 --> 00:19:29,303
Nope.
481
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:30,637
Not even a little?
482
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:32,573
Okay, maybe a little.
483
00:19:39,051 --> 00:19:40,385
No way.
484
00:19:43,789 --> 00:19:46,257
And you guys made
him show it to you?
485
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:50,929
If someone told you
the Loch Ness monster existed...
486
00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:53,398
And it was attached
to Neal's body...
487
00:19:55,768 --> 00:19:57,235
Wouldn't you want to see it?
488
00:19:59,271 --> 00:20:01,306
Milo: There he is.
489
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,974
What's up, boss?
490
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,377
Why are you guys standing?
491
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:09,447
I don't know. It just seemed
like the right thing to do.
492
00:20:09,481 --> 00:20:11,449
Um... Neal?
493
00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:12,450
Yes?
494
00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:18,857
You want to see it, don't you?
495
00:20:18,924 --> 00:20:21,025
I don't want to.
496
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,760
I have to.
497
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,198
[Sighs]
498
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:28,900
Let's do this.
499
00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:36,374
Maybe it wasn't that big.
500
00:20:36,408 --> 00:20:38,910
Yeah. Maybe it was
just the lighting.
501
00:20:38,944 --> 00:20:41,345
Tyler: Oh, my God!
Put it away!
502
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:44,570
All of it!
503
00:20:46,795 --> 00:20:48,395
Well, that answers that.
504
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,220
Oh.
Here we go again.
505
00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:57,245
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