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No, I do not believe Johnny
Depp is technically a hobo.
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But I do believe he's been
embraced by the hobo community.
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What about Mickey Rourke?
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That guy is a whole
nother level of filth.
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True, he's almost
legally a landfill.
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"A new opportunity for love
is right in front of you."
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Sorry, Neal, I just don't
think of you that way.
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Huh.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Sorry.
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[Laughs] Are you okay?
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Aah. Oh, man, I hope you have
collision insurance.
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Excuse me, I believe
I was in the turn lane.
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Well, your blinker wasn't on.
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So you were checking out
my blinker?
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Is Neal flirting successfully?
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- It appears so.
- He's in the zone.
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I hope we don't have to
get the lawyers involved.
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Maybe we can just settle
out of court.
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Oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Well, we should at least
exchange information.
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[Laughs] Bye.
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No, no, no, no. Hey, get back in there.
You were doing so well.
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What do you mean?
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Neal, when you guys
were just bantering,
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I didn't even recognize you.
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That's how cool you were.
That's a little insulting.
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That's a lot insulting.
Now get back in there.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Starting to sweat.
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Neal, don't you close
that window.
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Sorry, window's closed.
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Neal, don't you walk away!
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Neal!
[Sighs]
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He's in big trouble.
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You had the ball,
you were almost to the end zone,
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and then
on the 1-yard line,
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you grabbed the knife
and stabbed the ball.
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- Hey, leave him alone. He did okay.
- Thank you.
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You are going to end up alone,
because you did not do okay.
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- Boom!
- What's that?
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Fortune bomb! I'm making
Neal's fortune come true.
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I went back
to talk to Neal's girl.
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- She's not my girl.
- I'm speaking.
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And I overheard
her and her friends
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discussing a party tonight,
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so boom!
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Boom!
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You're gonna have to
try something else,
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- because no one knows what's happening.
- I got all the info.
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Some girl named Molly's having a
party tonight, so Neal will show up
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and be all, "oh, hey,
what are you doing here?"
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[High-pitched voice]
Oh, hey,
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I remember you
from the restaurant.
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Would you like to get a drink?
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Well, bars are so loud.
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Maybe come back to my place?
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[Laughs]
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[Deep voice] I'm the landlord!
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No overnight guests!
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[Normal voice] I just wanted
to be a part of it.
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Guys, forget all this.
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I'm not gonna show up
to a party I wasn't invited to.
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You were invited. Your fortune
said a new opportunity for love
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is right in front of you,
and there she was!
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- It was just a fortune cookie!
- Oh, come on, Neal.
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You think they just give those
to anyone who eats there?
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Look, I'm just not ready, okay?
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Neal, I know it's scary, but you
need to get back out there.
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Yes, listen to Milo.
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He quit his job to write
his novel... huge risk.
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He has no income
and nothing to say as a writer.
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My hat's off to you.
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Thank you?
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By the way,
what are you even doing here?
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What? I thought we were all
helping out our friend Neal.
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You forgot you quit,
didn't you?
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- Until right now.
- Mm-hmm.
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Look at
all these hipsters, huh?
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That guy's wearing
a cardigan over his cardigan.
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- You okay?
- No, no, I'm not okay.
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Come on, now, okay? You already
did great with this girl earlier.
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That's because I didn't know
I was flirting.
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Now I'm all in my head.
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I mean, what if
she doesn't remember me?
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What if she has a boyfriend?
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What if she's gay?
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What if I'm gay?
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All right, just calm down,
all right?
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Remember, it's just about
making a connection,
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then it's all uphill
from there.
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Or downhill.
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Hey [Clears throat] excuse me.
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Do you know Molly?
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Know her?
We just met her.
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She's amazing, right?
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See, we're not
the only strangers.
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They just met Molly.
[Cellphone chimes]
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Gibbs...
Photo shoot's running late.
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He will text us
when he gets here.
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These people look
so pretentious.
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Is that guy wearing a kilt?
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We should go.
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Don't be so judgmental.
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"Organic deviled pigeon eggs
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from the Coop
of Atticus and Clementine."
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Stupid hipsters.
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Hey, I'm hungry.
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How come there's no food
at this party?
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Tyler, come on, we're looking for
that girl from the restaurant.
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Don't they have to feed
their complicated mustaches?
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Stupid hipsters.
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Focus! Neal flirting
with that girl
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was the first sign of life
he's shown since Amy.
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He's like a little,
fragile flower
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growing through a crack
in a sidewalk.
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- We got to protect that flower.
- Okay.
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Excuse me, do you know
if this is Molly's party?
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Sure is.
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Uh, there's the birthday girl
right there.
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Okay, so, Neal's girl has to be
around here somewhere.
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Wait, did you hear that?
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That's the sound of my stomach
starting to eat itself.
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[Sighs]
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Fine. Will a cookie
make you feel better?
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Two cookies would.
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[Cellphone ringing]
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Oh, it's Tyler.
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Hey, man.
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Oh, two cookies, huh?
Look at you.
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So, where are you guys?
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We're at the party.
So are we.
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- Tell him I say hi.
- Neal says hi.
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Oh, tell him what's up from me.
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Tyler says w...
What am I doing?
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Um, we are standing next to a
blonde wearing hipster glasses.
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Oh, so am I.
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Well, he's more
of a strawberry blond, but...
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I don't see you.
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Wave... wave your hands
in the air.
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You mean
like I just don't care?
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Hey, I'm talking
to Milo and Neal.
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Oh, tell 'em I said hey.
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Gibbs says hey.
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Tell him that we say nothing.
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All right, look out the window.
What are you seeing?
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I see the statue of liberty.
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No, milo, that's just a poster.
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Look out the actual window.
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Are you implying
I can't tell the difference
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between a poster
and a real window?
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What do you think...
I'm Wile E. Coyote?
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Well, I'm seeing the Brooklyn
bridge out the window.
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What?
How's that possible?
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- Milo?
- Yep?
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Milo and Tyler: We're at
two different parties.
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Okay, we're at
400 Pearl street.
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Well, we're at 4 Pearl street.
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Well, you're at
the wrong address.
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No, I asked. They said that this
was Molly's party. So did we.
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How can two girls named Molly both
be having a party at the same night?
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Maybe they're twins.
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Yep, I heard that
right when I said it.
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That was dumb.
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All right, I'm gonna figure this out.
I'll call you back.
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Hey, excuse me.
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Do you know where Molly is?
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I think it's just in the punch.
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Molly.
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You know...
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Ecstasy.
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[Chuckling] Yeah.
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Uh, it's really strong,
so only take a sip.
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[Chuckling nervously]
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What'd he say?
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Oh, I think I just saw
Neal's girl.
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Okay, go make sure
she doesn't leave
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before those guys get here.
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[Cellphone rings]
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Milo?
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I'm at a Molly party.
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I know.
So are we.
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No, no, no,
I mean, I got dosed.
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Well, that's no problem.
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Just grab some butter
and go to town.
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Not toast, you idiot!
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I got dosed!
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This is a party
where everyone's taking Molly.
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I-it's in the punch.
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I had almost two glasses
before I realized it.
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Milo, you can't just show up
at a stranger's party
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and start drinking stuff
without checking it.
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[Muffled] Rookie move!
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I've never taken ecstasy.
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All right,
here's what's gonna happen.
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You're gonna want
to brush a stranger's hair.
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That's okay.
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You're gonna be tempted
to change into a pair of Crocs.
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That's not okay.
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Okay, what else?
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All right,
now, this is really important.
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Kirble monkey frothing pope.
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Oh, my God, what?!
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I-I can't even understand
words anymore!
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[Laughing] No, man,
I was just messing with you.
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You thought
I said something real.
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Neal?
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I think I lost Neal.
Neal?!
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I'll call you back.
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[Laughing] Call you back.
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Wait, why was that funny?
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"Pot cookies"?
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What the hell happened
to having a regular party?
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Why do we all got to be
"Breaking Bad"?!
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Hey, has anybody
seen my friend Neal?
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He kind of gives off like a...
Like a vice-principal vibe.
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He's, um, he's...
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[Techno music playing]
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Oh, it's the best song ever!
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You guys feel this?!
You guys feel this?!
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Oh, make some room,
make some room!
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Oh, wow!
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Oh, that's the good stuff.
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That is the good...
I must brush.
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Your hair has really
beautiful energy.
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Oh, my God.
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I know what my book
is all about.
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Hey, I think I saw your friend.
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Oh, no time for that now!
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Annie:
Are you okay?
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Oh, I-I think
I had some bad punch.
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I'm just hiding out here
until I feel better.
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I'm hiding because
I don't like parties.
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- So why are you at one?
- Because otherwise, I'd be at home
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watching "Pitch perfect" and
bingeing on hot pockets.
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That's what I'd be doing.
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- Really?
- Really.
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But I'd doing it
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in just my oversized
"Doctor Who" t-shirt.
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Oh, my God, me too!
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Wha...
Wow. [Chuckles]
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I was gonna throw up, but...
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Now maybe I'll wait.
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[Chuckles] Gosh.
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That made me feel so pretty.
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[Sighs]
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Wasn't Neal's girl.
Wasn't even a girl.
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Stupid hipsters.
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Gibbs, I've been
looking for you.
252
00:10:23,763 --> 00:10:24,863
What's the matter?
253
00:10:24,897 --> 00:10:26,297
I'll tell you
what's the matter.
254
00:10:26,332 --> 00:10:27,966
You and I don't own
255
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,935
a dessert-themed
restaurant together...
256
00:10:31,003 --> 00:10:32,537
Yet!
257
00:10:32,571 --> 00:10:33,671
What?
258
00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:35,306
You and me, co-owners.
259
00:10:35,374 --> 00:10:37,509
We'd call it
"Sweet friends."
260
00:10:37,576 --> 00:10:38,877
No!
261
00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:42,380
"Gibbs and Tyler's
mouth explosion."
262
00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:44,349
Are you high?
263
00:10:45,284 --> 00:10:47,085
Bingo!
264
00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:48,953
Tyler!
265
00:10:48,988 --> 00:10:51,322
We're supposed to be bringing Neal
back from the dead, remember?!
266
00:10:51,357 --> 00:10:55,493
I got it! We'll call it
"Taste Budz" with a "z"!
267
00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:58,062
Okay, that's not bad.
268
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,267
Is Neal even here yet?
269
00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:05,503
I feel like I know the answer.
270
00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:07,705
But I can't make my mouth
tell you.
271
00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,340
[Sighs]
272
00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,176
Oh! That's the girl!
273
00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:12,877
That's definitely her!
274
00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:15,914
Okay, okay, goodbye, Gibbs!
275
00:11:15,948 --> 00:11:18,349
Oh, wait, now I remember.
276
00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:20,718
Neal's lost
at that other party.
277
00:11:20,753 --> 00:11:24,722
I'd better tell Gibbs
with my mind just to be safe.
278
00:11:30,729 --> 00:11:31,863
What are you doing?
279
00:11:31,897 --> 00:11:33,698
Never mind.
I don't care.
280
00:11:33,732 --> 00:11:38,403
Oh, what's wrong,
Mopey Deschanel?
281
00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:40,605
This party's so derivative...
282
00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:43,007
Music, snacks.
283
00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:44,609
Come on.
284
00:11:44,643 --> 00:11:46,110
You know what I think?
285
00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:48,646
I think this whole
dreary hipster,
286
00:11:48,681 --> 00:11:50,849
sad-sack thing
isn't you.
287
00:11:50,883 --> 00:11:52,183
I don't know
what you're talking about.
288
00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:53,618
Don't you?
289
00:11:53,652 --> 00:11:55,420
'Cause I can see the fun
in you being held down
290
00:11:55,454 --> 00:11:57,422
like a witch in a bucket.
291
00:11:59,124 --> 00:12:00,892
Tell me I'm wrong.
292
00:12:00,926 --> 00:12:03,261
You are so weird.
293
00:12:03,295 --> 00:12:05,129
May I?
294
00:12:05,164 --> 00:12:07,599
Oh.
295
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:09,133
There you are.
296
00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:10,401
Look at you.
297
00:12:10,436 --> 00:12:13,872
Now admit it.
Sometimes you have fun.
298
00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:16,274
I bet you like Katy Perry
unironically.
299
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:18,309
I do.
300
00:12:18,377 --> 00:12:20,979
Of course you do!
We all do!
301
00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:23,414
How did you know?
302
00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:26,451
I don't know.
303
00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:29,454
I think I may be
some sort of angel.
304
00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:33,458
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
305
00:12:35,561 --> 00:12:36,928
You're a genius, man!
306
00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:40,765
I know,
and that's just the title.
307
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,400
Damn.
308
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:44,969
I just thought of
the first nine chapters.
309
00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:46,804
Hey, does anybody have
one of those, um,
310
00:12:46,872 --> 00:12:49,107
the... the... the scribbly
goo-stick thing?
311
00:12:50,743 --> 00:12:51,910
A...Pen?
312
00:12:51,977 --> 00:12:53,444
A pen, yeah!
313
00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:55,280
You get me, man!
314
00:12:55,314 --> 00:12:57,482
[Cheers and applause]
315
00:12:57,516 --> 00:12:59,717
My friend told me about you.
316
00:12:59,752 --> 00:13:01,586
Could you help me
with a problem?
317
00:13:01,654 --> 00:13:05,423
A problem is just a solution
lost in the rain.
318
00:13:05,491 --> 00:13:07,191
Okay, what?
319
00:13:07,226 --> 00:13:08,993
Come, sit.
[Pats couch]
320
00:13:09,028 --> 00:13:11,996
Well, see, my boyfriend,
Brock, and I...
321
00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:13,431
Whoa, whoa.
I've heard enough.
322
00:13:13,465 --> 00:13:15,733
Brock? No, no.
Run from the Brock.
323
00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:18,169
So you're saying
I should leave my boyfriend
324
00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:19,804
because of his name?
325
00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:21,806
That's the first sensible thing
I've heard you say
326
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,241
in all the time I've known you.
327
00:13:27,146 --> 00:13:29,547
Tyler, Neal's girl is leaving.
We need a plan.
328
00:13:29,615 --> 00:13:32,417
Gibbs, I think you're gonna
need to go this alone.
329
00:13:32,451 --> 00:13:33,532
What are you talking about?
330
00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:35,153
I'm needed here.
331
00:13:35,187 --> 00:13:36,588
I mean, look at them.
332
00:13:36,622 --> 00:13:39,324
They're all helpless,
wandering, adrift.
333
00:13:39,358 --> 00:13:41,826
I heard some of them talking
about playing kickball later.
334
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,361
I can't let that happen!
335
00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:46,998
Well, screw this!
I'll figure it out!
336
00:13:47,032 --> 00:13:51,002
Such a beautiful, angry man.
337
00:13:51,036 --> 00:13:53,738
And then he never
called me again!
338
00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:57,175
Geez, Annie, you've been
with some real weirdos.
339
00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:58,910
I'm bad at spotting them!
340
00:13:58,944 --> 00:14:01,679
Wait, are you one?
Tell me the truth.
341
00:14:01,747 --> 00:14:03,648
I'm pretty sure I'm a good guy.
342
00:14:03,682 --> 00:14:07,051
In fact, I'm so nice,
it's a problem.
343
00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:09,320
Not to me.
344
00:14:09,355 --> 00:14:12,190
Listen...
345
00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:13,558
Do you ever...
346
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:14,792
Eat breakfast?
347
00:14:18,263 --> 00:14:20,865
I have.
[Chuckles]
348
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:23,034
Would you like to breakfast
with me sometime?
349
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,470
[Sighs] I'd like that.
350
00:14:25,504 --> 00:14:27,939
- No, wait.
- No?
351
00:14:27,973 --> 00:14:30,975
No, I think you're pretty great,
and sometime is too far away.
352
00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,610
Um, how about tomorrow morning?
353
00:14:32,645 --> 00:14:35,079
There's a little diner
on 51st and Lex.
354
00:14:35,114 --> 00:14:38,082
Tell you what, if you get
through tonight, it's a date.
355
00:14:38,117 --> 00:14:39,250
How are you feeling?
356
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:42,120
A little shaky but...
Better.
357
00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:44,288
Well, ecstasy
will do that to you.
358
00:14:44,323 --> 00:14:46,758
- Ecstasy?
- It's in the punch.
359
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:48,393
Is that why I'm
brushing my feet?
360
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,299
I hope so.
361
00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:57,935
It feels so good!
[Cellphone ringing]
362
00:14:58,003 --> 00:15:01,939
Excuse me for a sec.
363
00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,675
Hello?
364
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:05,743
Neal, where the hell are you?
365
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:07,745
I'm at the party, man,
and guess what.
366
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,615
Turns out...
I'm on drugs.
367
00:15:10,649 --> 00:15:12,116
What are you talking about?
368
00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:15,019
Well, not on purpose.
Hey, Gibbs, I met a girl.
369
00:15:15,054 --> 00:15:16,921
You met a girl? Neal,
I've been following the girl
370
00:15:16,989 --> 00:15:18,823
from the restaurant all night!
371
00:15:21,026 --> 00:15:22,827
Oh, I don't want to
leave Annie just yet.
372
00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:24,662
I think we got
a real connection here.
373
00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:26,130
Neal, you're high.
374
00:15:26,165 --> 00:15:28,499
I wouldn't trust
your instincts right now.
375
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:30,501
No, no, no, no, this is real.
376
00:15:30,536 --> 00:15:32,603
She is great.
You got to say hi.
377
00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:33,805
This is my friend...
378
00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:37,742
Oh, God.
379
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:39,644
Neal, what's going on?
380
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:42,038
[Chuckles] I think it's really
starting to kick in, Gibbs.
381
00:15:42,047 --> 00:15:43,815
I spent the whole night
talking to a doll!
382
00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:46,984
I'm really freaking out here.
383
00:15:47,019 --> 00:15:49,253
Hey, hey, slow down.
384
00:15:49,321 --> 00:15:51,189
No, I-it's true,
and I thought she liked me, too,
385
00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:53,223
but that smile... it was...
It was just painted on.
386
00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:54,992
Where's Milo?
Where's Tyler?
387
00:15:55,027 --> 00:15:56,828
Where are you?
Where's Neal?!
388
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,663
Gibbs, talk to me.
389
00:15:58,697 --> 00:16:00,832
I'm talking to you!
Stop!
390
00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:05,303
Neal! Neal!
391
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:07,805
It's okay.
I know you're freaking out.
392
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,007
Just close your eyes.
393
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:13,044
Maybe think about
your happy place.
394
00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:15,046
[Screaming]
395
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,447
Hey!
396
00:16:16,515 --> 00:16:18,649
You okay?!
397
00:16:18,717 --> 00:16:21,252
Neal... I'd just
forget this girl.
398
00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:22,954
She seems kind of nuts.
399
00:16:22,988 --> 00:16:24,589
[Siren wails]
400
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:28,426
[Siren chirps]
401
00:16:29,928 --> 00:16:31,362
Wait, it's not what you think!
402
00:16:31,396 --> 00:16:32,997
I've been following her
all night!
403
00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:35,199
I just wanted to introduce her
to my little friend!
404
00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:37,568
Oh. Wait.
405
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:41,038
[Gate clangs]
406
00:16:41,073 --> 00:16:42,306
[Sighs]
407
00:16:43,277 --> 00:16:43,977
408
00:16:44,011 --> 00:16:45,345
[Cellphone ringing]
409
00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:49,182
"Slide to answer."
410
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,950
[Ringing continues]
411
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:56,656
[Ringing continues]
412
00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:04,097
[Ringing continues]
413
00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:06,466
I did!
414
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,702
[Cellphone beeps]
415
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,738
You're amazing.
416
00:17:11,772 --> 00:17:13,073
Hello?
417
00:17:13,107 --> 00:17:14,340
Milo, I got arrested.
418
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,909
Tyler and Neal
are high as kites.
419
00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:17,477
I need you to come bail me out.
420
00:17:17,545 --> 00:17:20,513
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen.
421
00:17:20,548 --> 00:17:23,316
I'm gonna dedicate my book
to you.
422
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:28,521
Now, do I spell "Gibbs"
with a "g" or a 4?
423
00:17:28,556 --> 00:17:30,990
Oh. Oh, no.
424
00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:35,628
Hi... me again.
425
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,263
What if Brock and I can...
426
00:17:37,298 --> 00:17:39,466
But you can't.
427
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,768
For you, there is
no more Brock. I'm sorry.
428
00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:48,675
What's your name?
429
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:50,276
Nene.
430
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:53,213
- Come on. What's your name?
- Nikki.
431
00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:55,248
What's your name?
432
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,485
Nicole.
433
00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:00,487
Feldstein.
434
00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:03,223
It's nice to meet you, Nicole.
435
00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:16,736
Hello, Brock.
436
00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:24,811
Excuse me. I'm here
to bail my friend out of jail.
437
00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:26,579
Okay. What's your
friend's name?
438
00:18:26,614 --> 00:18:30,683
I do not know because
I'm very high on drugs.
439
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,318
[Gate clangs]
440
00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:33,920
So, while I'm running all
over town trying to help Neal,
441
00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:36,156
you all are busy
tripping your asses off.
442
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,525
And now I'm in jail.
443
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:42,729
Well, I'm in jail, too,
so I guess we're even.
444
00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:44,898
I got tasered.
445
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,902
I did not know that.
446
00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:54,941
[Gate clangs] What the
hell happened to you?
447
00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:58,912
I told the truth, Milo.
I told the truth.
448
00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:03,883
Oh, and a monster named Brock
beat the shit out of me.
449
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,418
Then why did you get arrested?
450
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:08,121
A hipster's musket went off.
The place got raided.
451
00:19:09,323 --> 00:19:11,090
And they only got you?
452
00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,893
I was the only one who tried
to escape up the chimney.
453
00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:17,096
You three have been bailed out.
454
00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,364
By who?
455
00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:20,099
Milo: Oh, Neal!
456
00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:22,101
Thank you, man.
We owe you one.
457
00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:24,704
Well, guys, maybe next time
just listen when I say,
458
00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:26,005
"I'm not ready."
459
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,440
I'm sorry
for all the trouble, officer.
460
00:19:27,474 --> 00:19:30,877
I'll get 'em home safely.
461
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:34,047
Sir, are you on drugs yourself?
462
00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:36,916
Absolutely not.
Why do you ask?
463
00:19:36,951 --> 00:19:39,319
Because you're holding my hand.
464
00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:48,971
Milo, did you really
start writing your novel
465
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:52,074
- at the party last night?
- I did. I did.
466
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,677
That's amazing, man.
It would be.
467
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:56,312
But when I read it
this morning,
468
00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:58,981
it was just a recipe
for kale chips.
469
00:20:00,817 --> 00:20:03,385
[Sighs] Stupid hipsters.
470
00:20:05,822 --> 00:20:08,157
Oh, where did you get
that cookie?
471
00:20:08,191 --> 00:20:09,191
I found it in my pocket.
472
00:20:10,494 --> 00:20:12,361
Oh, shit.
473
00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:13,963
Oh, no, I didn't order this.
474
00:20:13,997 --> 00:20:15,131
She did.
475
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:19,468
Annie!
You're real!
476
00:20:19,503 --> 00:20:21,070
I thought you were just a doll!
477
00:20:21,104 --> 00:20:24,707
And I thought you were
just adorable.
478
00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:27,042
Where did you go last night?
479
00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,577
I had to pee,
480
00:20:28,612 --> 00:20:31,380
so I left a doll in my place
so you wouldn't freak out.
481
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:36,051
That is so considerate.
[Sighs]
482
00:20:36,086 --> 00:20:38,320
Do you want to join me
at the counter?
483
00:20:38,388 --> 00:20:39,889
Guys, do you mind if I...
484
00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:41,023
Get the hell out of here!
485
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,561
Gibbs, I think
we got to give you credit.
486
00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:48,998
If it wasn't for you, that would have
lived and died with a fortune cookie.
487
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:52,201
Yeah, you must be feeling pretty
good about yourself right now.
488
00:20:52,269 --> 00:20:55,037
I got tasered last night.
489
00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:58,062
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