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Hey.
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- Hey
- want to grab a bite?
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Can't.
I'm meeting Sasha.
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Who's Sasha?
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She is this awesome,
incredibly sexy woman
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I've been dating
the past few weeks.
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Well, why haven't I heard
about her?
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Well, I didn't want
to say anything
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'cause, you know,
you just got dumped.
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So, why are you telling me now?
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Because I forgot all about that
until just this moment.
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Here you go.
Ohh. Coffee cake.
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No, no! It's not for you guys.
It's for Myron.
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Then why don't you
just give it to him?
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Because it has to seem like
it's for you guys.
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Otherwise, it looks like
I'm kissing the boss's ass.
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Which you are.
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No, I'm not.
I'm just being respectful.
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You've been greeting him
with "hello, handsome."
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Again... respectful.
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And then you try to hug him
at the end of the day.
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Okay, guys, the truth is,
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I've been getting the vibe
that Myron doesn't like me.
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Shh, shh.
Here he comes.
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I just got back from a seminar
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on how to trick your employees
into working harder
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with meaningless incentives,
so guess what.
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We're gonna have a contest,
and the winner gets a plaque.
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How dumb do you think we are?
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What kind of a plaque?
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Ooh! Who brought
the coffee cake?
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I did!
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Not a fan.
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You're talking about the
coffee cake, right?
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You see what I'm saying?
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I wouldn't read too much
into that.
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Hey, Tyler, did you
bring these doughnuts?
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- No.
- Great.
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Goodbye, handsome!
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Boys, you all remember Selena.
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Ah, yes...
From P.J.'S wedding.
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Gibbs said you were in town
for the week.
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I didn't hear that.
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I was trying to spare
your feelings,
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since you recently got dumped.
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Then why are you bringing her
to the office?
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Because I forgot...
Until just this moment.
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So, guys, what's new?
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- Other than Neal getting dumped?
- Hey!
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Which I just realized
I'm not supposed to mention.
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Well, I've been trying
a new beard softener.
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Do you want to touch?
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Is that an American thing?
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No, it is not!
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Wow. It's... it's like
a fuzzy bunny's bottom.
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So, I better run. I've got to
see a location uptown.
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Yeah, she's thinking about
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opening a restaurant
in the States.
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So, I'll see you later
for dinner
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and maybe some dessert?
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[ Chuckling ] Ohh.
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Hoo! You are
a lucky man, Gibbs.
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We get along so great.
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I'm telling you,
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I've never met a woman
I'm so in sync with.
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Sounds serious.
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It's not!
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That's the best part!
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She knows I'm not looking
for anything serious.
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Neither is she.
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It's perfect!
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What?
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No.
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sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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We don't just sell any candles.
They're soy candles.
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We use all-natural ingredients
and lead-free wicks.
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Wow.
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You know,
you could soy anything,
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and I'd find it interesting.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hey, girl!
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Didn't think
I'd run into you here.
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Oh, this is so funny.
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Milo, this is Dylan.
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Hey.
Nice to meet you.
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You too.
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That dress is fabulous.
Is it new?
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Yeah.
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It's got a great cut,
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and it makes your boobs
look amazing.
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Right?
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Yeah, amazing.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Are you our waitress?
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You're funny.
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[ All chuckle ]
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I got to run.
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Okay. Bye.
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That's my business partner.
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Ah. Yes.
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She's... very hands-on.
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Well, she's also my ex.
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Sweet.
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Not sweet.
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Why not?
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My girlfriend is still friends
with another beautiful girl
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whom she used to have sex with.
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How could this be a bad thing?
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Look, I know very little
about women...
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Almost nothing.
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Even I know that
this won't end well.
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What are you talking about?
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If the movies I've been
watching are correct,
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this is going to end great.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Like you've ever
made it to the end.
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Okay, one, this is real life,
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and two, she works with her ex
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and they're clearly
still flirtatious.
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It's not what you think.
They run a candle shop together.
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- Ohh! [ Laughs ]
- Oh, my... oh, my God!
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Milo, it's about boundaries.
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Imagine if her ex
was a good-looking dude,
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like, I don't know...
Ryan Phillippe.
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That's really specific.
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"Cruel intentions"
was on cable last night.
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Ryan Phillippe it is.
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Hey, girl!
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I didn't think
I'd run into you here.
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[ Chuckles ] This is funny.
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Milo, this is Dylan.
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Hey.
Nice to meet you.
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You too.
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That dress is fabulous.
Is it new?
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Yeah.
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I love the cut.
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It makes your boobs
look amazing.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Right?
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So amazing.
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Are you our waitress?
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You're funny.
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I got to run.
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Admit it... not so innocent
with a dude, right?
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Well, now I'm just imagining
Ryan Phillippe everywhere.
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Been there.
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I don't know what
I mean, either.
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Whatever. I'd much rather deal
with a girl ex than a guy ex.
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You got it all wrong.
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You don't want to mess
with a same-sex ex.
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Before you know it, they'll be
having same-sex-ex sex.
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Come on.
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Look, I happen to
trust Sasha, okay?
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Things are going great,
and I don't want to ruin it
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by acting all jealous.
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Yeah, but think about this.
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Dylan can go
anywhere with Sasha,
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and it won't seem weird...
The bathroom, the spa,
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the department-store
changing room.
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I know almost nothing about
women's changing rooms,
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and even I know
what goes on in there.
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O-okay, I don't know.
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But I bet it's beautiful.
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Wow.
That was incredible.
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Amazing.
I know.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You know what I'm
thinking right now?
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You're thinking you want
to put on the Knicks game,
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but you're worried
it'll hurt my feelings.
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Don't worry. It won't.
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It's like I dreamed you.
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It's just, uh, it's a big game tonight.
They're playing the Spurs.
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No, Spurs is tomorrow.
Tonight's Dallas.
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And the Rangers
are playing the flyers,
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but let's be real... no one
gives a shit about hockey.
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You're perfect.
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You get me, I get you.
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It's like we always know what
the other person's thinking.
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- Gibbs?
- Yeah?
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Will you marry me?
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Until now.
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I'm getting married!
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- What?
- Selena asked me, and I said yes.
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Gibbs, married?
Seriously?
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Relax. It's just
a business transaction.
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What do you mean?
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Well, she found a place
for her restaurant.
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If I marry her,
she can get a green card.
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That sounds like
a terrible idea.
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You're just mad
'cause I gave you advice
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about your lesbian.
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She's not currently a lesbian.
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She's retired.
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Gibbs, you do have a great
thing going with Selena.
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Why would you jinx it?
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I'm not jinxing anything.
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Anything.
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Jinx! Buy me a coke.
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Not a good time.
Got it. My bad.
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Look, it's not gonna
change anything with Selena.
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I'm just doing her a favor. There's
nothing more to it than that.
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Okay, so, what happens next time
you're on a date with a woman
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and she asks
if you're seeing anybody else?
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I'll say, "I don't see how
that's any of your business."
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Besides, if I'm dating someone
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who's all uptight
about me having a wife,
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then I'm clearly
not with the right woman.
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Woman! Jinx!
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Aw, you guys suck.
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Myron:
Okay, my turn.
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Would you rather have
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dwarf strength
or hobbit courage?
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I got to go with
hobbit courage.
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Plus, dwarves are stubborn
and drink too much.
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah!
Where do they put it all?
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Laughs ]
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"Put it all."
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Well, party's over.
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No, Myron, wait.
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Um, have you heard
of this place
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called the Pinnacle Room
down in Soho?
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Miley Cyrus was there last week
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wearing just a football helmet
and a diaper.
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No.
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Well, I'm on the list tonight,
plus one. You want to come?
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- That sounds great.
- Really?
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Yeah. You can pick me up
in your douche-mobile.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Like I'd really go somewhere
with Joffrey.
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[ Laughs ]
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"Joffrey"?
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So, not only does he hate me,
he doesn't even know my name?
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It's from
"Game of Thrones."
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Is that the show
with the boobs and the dragons?
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Joffrey's, like,
the most-hated character.
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He's the current ruler
of the seven kingdoms,
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having claimed the Iron Throne
after Robert Baratheon...
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Neal, I can totally appreciate
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how many words you're using
right now...
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But it's all
bells and buzzers up here.
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Just tell me
why the guy doesn't like me.
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I don't know.
Why do you care so much?
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Because everybody likes me.
It's a known fact.
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It's on my wiki page.
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So the entire world
has to love you?
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Man, you're insecure.
248
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No, I'm not.
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Are people saying that?
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That's right, Nana.
I'm getting married.
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No. Married!
252
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She's a little
hard-of-hearing,
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but she couldn't be
more thrilled for me.
254
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Huh?
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It's Gibbs.
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Gibbs!
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Did you know Gibbs is
inviting relatives
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to his fake wedding?
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Yeah. I know.
It's a little weird.
260
00:09:20,924 --> 00:09:23,459
He made me
go cake-tasting.
261
00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:27,329
Let's just say we have very
different views on buttercream.
262
00:09:27,364 --> 00:09:30,566
So, how did your date
with Sasha go last night?
263
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,135
Oh, she had to cancel.
It was a work thing.
264
00:09:33,169 --> 00:09:34,803
Oh, a work thing, hmm?
265
00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:36,238
Yep. It happens.
266
00:09:36,273 --> 00:09:38,407
It happens, hmm?
267
00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,610
Tyler, they work
in a candle shop.
268
00:09:41,678 --> 00:09:43,746
What could they possibly
be doing in there?
269
00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:45,047
What are candles made of?
270
00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:46,081
Hot wax.
271
00:09:49,552 --> 00:09:52,288
Stop it, all right? You're just
mad because the boss hates you.
272
00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:54,924
You're just mad because
your girlfriend's a lesbian.
273
00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:56,325
Who works with her ex.
274
00:09:56,359 --> 00:09:57,660
Her same-sex ex
275
00:09:57,694 --> 00:10:01,330
with whom she used to have
pre-ex-same-sex sex.
276
00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,500
How long did that one take you?
277
00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:07,903
Oh, my God.
I thought of it yesterday.
278
00:10:07,971 --> 00:10:11,674
But I didn't really nail it
until just now.
279
00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:14,610
Whoo!
That came together nicely.
280
00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:18,614
Are you sure this will work?
281
00:10:18,648 --> 00:10:20,282
Look, you want to bond
with Myron,
282
00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:22,117
you got to enter his world.
283
00:10:22,152 --> 00:10:24,954
Now, I've got all 30 hours
of "Game of Tthrones."
284
00:10:24,988 --> 00:10:26,822
Can't you just
sort of sum it up?
285
00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:28,857
Tyler, it's a complex tapestry
286
00:10:28,892 --> 00:10:31,093
of mythology
and political intrigue.
287
00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:33,562
Can't you just
sort of sum it up?
288
00:10:33,596 --> 00:10:35,965
Do you want to connect
with your boss or not?
289
00:10:35,999 --> 00:10:37,866
Yes. Okay.
290
00:10:37,934 --> 00:10:40,336
But there better be more
boobs than dragons.
291
00:10:41,638 --> 00:10:42,905
Or boobs on dragons.
292
00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:46,508
Dragon boobs.
293
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,913
[ Sweeping music playing ]
294
00:10:52,816 --> 00:10:54,216
[ Imitates sword slicing ]
295
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,317
[ Gasps ]
296
00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:00,155
[ Music continues ]
297
00:11:00,223 --> 00:11:01,790
[ Music stops ]
298
00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:03,692
Okay. I'm ready.
299
00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:06,428
I was gone for 15 minutes.
300
00:11:06,463 --> 00:11:09,031
Yeah, I just watched
the "previously on" parts.
301
00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:10,332
No, that is not enough
to understand
302
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,368
the complex tapestry
of mythology and...
303
00:11:12,435 --> 00:11:13,802
Look, I figure if I get stuck,
304
00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:15,571
I'll just pretend
my phone is ringing.
305
00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:17,506
That will never work.
306
00:11:17,574 --> 00:11:19,608
Oh, you'd be surprised
what people will...
307
00:11:19,642 --> 00:11:20,576
Oh.
308
00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:21,744
I got to take this.
309
00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:22,911
Oh. Sorry.
310
00:11:28,218 --> 00:11:30,085
Gibbs, are you here?
311
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:37,359
Take it in.
312
00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:39,595
Remember to breathe.
313
00:11:39,662 --> 00:11:41,897
Wait... you're not gonna
wear that tomorrow?
314
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,700
You're afraid I'm gonna
steal focus? I understand.
315
00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:49,872
That's why I got you...
This.
316
00:11:49,906 --> 00:11:51,407
Ooh!
317
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,442
Ahhhhhh!
318
00:11:53,476 --> 00:11:55,411
You got me a wedding dress?
319
00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:57,079
How did you get
my measurements?
320
00:11:57,113 --> 00:11:59,114
You're a surprisingly sound
sleeper.
321
00:11:59,182 --> 00:12:01,617
I mean, I wasn't gonna dress up.
322
00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,619
I don't even have shoes
to go with that.
323
00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:04,920
Ooh!
324
00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:07,523
Ahhhhh!
325
00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:10,392
Don't you think we'll be a little
overdressed for the courthouse?
326
00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:11,660
Actually, I was thinking
327
00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:13,262
we'd use the rooftop
of this building.
328
00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:15,397
There's a flower garden,
the view is spectacular,
329
00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:17,266
and there'll be room
for all our guests.
330
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,401
- Guests?
- We only need two witnesses.
331
00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:22,638
Then... who's gonna enjoy
the tower of shrimp?
332
00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,807
Okay, who are you, and what
have you done with Gibbs?
333
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,775
Look, you know the government
checks up on this stuff.
334
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:28,143
We got to make it look real.
335
00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:29,745
Yeah, but it doesn't
have to be real.
336
00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:31,346
I know that, but...
337
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:33,301
I don't see myself
ever actually getting married,
338
00:12:33,349 --> 00:12:34,983
so I figured
if this is my only wedding,
339
00:12:35,018 --> 00:12:36,218
why not make it a great one?
340
00:12:36,286 --> 00:12:38,587
I guess that makes sense.
341
00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:39,655
Same old Gibbs?
342
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,824
Same old Gibbs.
343
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:46,161
Now, about the reception...
344
00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:47,796
Are you allergic to doves?
345
00:12:57,308 --> 00:13:02,079
Gibbs: Imagine if her ex
was Ryan Phillippe.
346
00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:05,148
[ Slow music plays ]
347
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:20,297
Milo?
348
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,633
What are you doing here?
349
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,869
Oh. Hey.
350
00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:27,671
You know, just wanted
to see what you do.
351
00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,306
Always wondered
how candles got made.
352
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,074
Well... now you know.
353
00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:33,677
Yes. Yes, I do.
354
00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:35,679
Certainly
an intimate process, huh?
355
00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:36,913
[ Chuckles ]
356
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:38,749
Some might even say
"erotic."
357
00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,150
From a... retail
point of view.
358
00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:42,152
[ Clicks tongue ]
359
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,087
Milo, you don't have a problem
360
00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:46,456
with Dylan and I
working together, do you?
361
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,125
Absolutely. Not.
362
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,961
I... oh, no.
Absolutely not.
363
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:54,498
Oh, okay, good. Because jealousy
is a real turnoff for me.
364
00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:56,266
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
365
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,503
Hey, babe, I think he needs
one of our trust candles.
366
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,805
Oh, great idea.
367
00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:04,875
It's made from a mold
of Dylan and me holding hands.
368
00:14:04,909 --> 00:14:06,009
[ Chuckling ] Oh.
369
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:08,545
Of course it is.
370
00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:10,514
We'll even give you
a 10% discount.
371
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:11,848
That will be...$78.
372
00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:13,316
For a candle?
373
00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:15,185
You can't put a price on trust.
374
00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:17,521
I think you just did.
375
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,358
Yeah. Yeah.
376
00:14:21,392 --> 00:14:23,894
I'll give you that 20 bucks
the next time I see you.
377
00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:25,729
Sure I'll remember.
378
00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:29,566
Dude, I'm like the Lannisters...
I always pay my debts.
379
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:33,904
Okay. Bye.
380
00:14:37,775 --> 00:14:40,510
You're a..
A "Game of Thrones" fan?
381
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:43,847
Oh, hells yeah.
G.O.T.... you know me.
382
00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:45,515
Really?
383
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:49,653
W-w-what'd you think when
Sansa got engaged to Tyrion?
384
00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:50,887
Totally blew my mind.
385
00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:52,122
Pwwwow!
386
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,557
I see.
387
00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:55,559
And what'd you think
of the red wedding?
388
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,661
Pfft!
It was gorgeous.
389
00:14:57,695 --> 00:14:59,329
Gorgeous?
390
00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:00,664
It was a bloodbath.
391
00:15:01,699 --> 00:15:02,799
I know, right?
392
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,168
So pretty, with all that red.
393
00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:08,471
If you're really a fan,
394
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:11,741
what body part
was cut off of Theon Greyjoy?
395
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:14,177
Finger?
396
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:16,847
Wrong!
The answer is penis!
397
00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:20,584
Damn it, Myron,
why don't you like me?!
398
00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:22,886
You want to know why?
399
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,755
Because I know your type,
you cobra kai.
400
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,459
You're just like
all the good-looking jocks
401
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:32,095
that made my life hell
growing up.
402
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,364
Look, I think it sucks
if you got wedgied
403
00:15:34,398 --> 00:15:36,833
by the quarterback in school,
but that's not me.
404
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,401
I never made fun of anyone.
405
00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:40,804
Except for those weird
swing-dancing kids, but come on.
406
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,107
Well, yeah.
They had it coming.
407
00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:46,076
But high school's over.
408
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,744
And look at us now.
409
00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:49,546
You're the boss.
410
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,581
You're the most powerful
guy in the office.
411
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:53,216
And I'm the guy
watching dragon porn,
412
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:55,218
trying to get you to like me.
413
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,486
Ah, please.
414
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,121
"Game of Thrones"
and dragon porn
415
00:15:58,155 --> 00:15:59,656
are two totally
different things.
416
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:04,594
My point is,
you're on top, Myron.
417
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:07,297
You're up here,
and I'm down here.
418
00:16:07,331 --> 00:16:09,599
The war's over.
You won.
419
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:12,903
I never thought
about it like that.
420
00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:15,372
I'm a winner.
421
00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:17,641
Damn right you are.
422
00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,175
So, friends?
423
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:21,878
I don't know.
424
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:23,880
Respectful colleagues?
425
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:25,715
Warmer.
426
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,618
Two people who know
the other guy exists?
427
00:16:30,688 --> 00:16:31,955
Forever.
428
00:16:42,466 --> 00:16:43,667
And you did all this
429
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,068
just so Selena can
stay in the country?
430
00:16:45,102 --> 00:16:46,536
And for my Nana.
431
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,411
She's been waiting for
this moment a long time.
432
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,874
But it's not real.
433
00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:52,208
Don't tell her that.
434
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,910
She's paying for most of it.
435
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:54,945
Hi, Nana!
436
00:16:58,449 --> 00:16:59,316
Hey.
437
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,283
Milo. Sasha.
438
00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:01,851
Gentlemen.
439
00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:04,087
This is Sasha's
ex-girlfriend, Dylan.
440
00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:06,189
I thought I'd invite them both
to the wedding
441
00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:09,225
because they work together,
and I think that's super.
442
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:14,097
Listen, thank you for
the candles. They're beautiful.
443
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:16,666
They should be.
They were made with love.
444
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,301
And really hot wax.
445
00:17:18,336 --> 00:17:19,369
Oh!
446
00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:20,837
[ Both chuckle ]
447
00:17:20,871 --> 00:17:22,706
[ Laughing nervously ]
448
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:27,210
[ Chuckles ]
449
00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:28,345
Huh?
450
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,946
Oh.
Um, yeah, I'm coming.
451
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,552
Boy, look at this.
452
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,955
Amazing view
and all of our friends around.
453
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,324
You know, this really is
a dream wedding.
454
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:44,127
Except, you know...
It's fake.
455
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:46,062
For the last time,
it's not fake!
456
00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:49,199
I mean...
It is, but... it's not.
457
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:50,300
You know what I mean?
458
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:51,901
No idea.
459
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:53,570
Do you know what you mean?
460
00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:54,838
Yes!
461
00:17:54,872 --> 00:17:55,805
No. I don't know.
462
00:17:55,873 --> 00:17:57,207
What's your point, Neal?
463
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,576
You know, Gibbs,
you're a romantic guy.
464
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:02,212
Your brain might be telling you
that this is all fake,
465
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:05,548
but I think your heart
is telling you something else.
466
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,618
Gibbs, check it out.
467
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:14,924
You look incredible.
468
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,559
Thanks. So do you.
469
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:18,395
Really incredible.
470
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,729
You said that already.
471
00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:21,264
Is everything okay?
472
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:22,232
Yes.
473
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:23,700
No.
474
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:24,801
[ Sighs ]
475
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:26,102
Stupid Neal!
476
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:28,605
Gibbs?
What's going on?
477
00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:30,974
I don't think I can do this.
It just doesn't feel right.
478
00:18:31,008 --> 00:18:33,076
What do you mean, "feel right"?
It's a green-card wedding.
479
00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:34,544
I know, but somewhere
along the way,
480
00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:36,246
it started to feel real.
481
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,282
But you said you never saw
yourself getting married.
482
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,251
I know, but I think
planning this wedding
483
00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:43,119
brought up feelings
I never knew I had.
484
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:44,487
Now I'm starting to think
that maybe someday
485
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:45,955
I would like to get married.
486
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:49,759
When that day comes,
I don't want it to be fake.
487
00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:51,694
Why do you still look so happy?
488
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,763
Because my Nana is watching.
489
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:59,536
So, I guess this messes
up your green card.
490
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:01,271
Oh, please...
You really think
491
00:19:01,305 --> 00:19:03,673
you're the only guy I can get
to fake-marry me?
492
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,642
Are you mad at me?
493
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,143
Honestly,
I'm a little relieved.
494
00:19:07,178 --> 00:19:08,745
You were starting
to freak me out
495
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:11,414
with all your cake-tasting
and seating charts.
496
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,316
So, we're good?
Same old us?
497
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,886
Do you promise to stop
measuring me in my sleep?
498
00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:19,022
I do.
499
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:21,257
Then yes...
Same old us.
500
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:23,359
Ohh! [ Chuckles ]
501
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,762
You know, we still have
this place for two more hours.
502
00:19:25,796 --> 00:19:28,131
What say we turn this
fake wedding into a real party?
503
00:19:28,165 --> 00:19:30,166
I like the way you think.
504
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:33,103
Sorry, everyone. It looks like
the wedding's off.
505
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:35,338
Oh. That's a shame.
506
00:19:35,406 --> 00:19:37,507
I mean, I already
cashed the check, so...
507
00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:41,111
Anybody else
want to get married?
508
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:42,946
Actually...
509
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:46,249
Milo, when you
left the store yesterday,
510
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,818
Dylan and I started talking
about how jealous you seemed,
511
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:51,321
and we wondered if you were
picking up on something,
512
00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:53,423
so we lit
a communication candle,
513
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:54,691
talked it out,
514
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,360
and realized
that we're still in love.
515
00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:03,032
Dylan, will you marry me...
Right here, right now?
516
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,868
Yes! I will!
517
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:05,969
[ Chuckles ]
518
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:10,507
Now will you admit
this is a problem?
519
00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:16,956
[ Dance music plays ]
520
00:20:16,991 --> 00:20:20,293
Hey, that girl's cute.
Should I talk to her?
521
00:20:20,327 --> 00:20:22,295
That's Sasha, the
woman who dumped you.
522
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:24,464
Ah.
523
00:20:24,498 --> 00:20:25,932
Oh.
What about that one?
524
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:29,769
That's Dylan, the woman
she dumped you for.
525
00:20:29,803 --> 00:20:31,604
How many drinks have you had?
526
00:20:31,639 --> 00:20:32,905
Quite a few.
527
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,808
Are you here with anyone?
528
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:40,980
So, your grandson
didn't get married,
529
00:20:41,048 --> 00:20:43,683
but the two nice ladies did!
530
00:20:46,086 --> 00:20:47,854
They run a candle shop!
531
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:53,693
You're right!
We should have seen that coming!
532
00:20:53,718 --> 00:20:56,718
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