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Hey. Did you see
this e-mail?
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Looks like they finally found
a new editor-in-chief.
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Wait. We haven't had a
boss this entire time?
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Why have I even
been showing up?
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Tyler, they've been interviewing
people for over a month.
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Do you not read any
of the work e-mails?
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Well, I will now
that we have a boss.
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Does anyone follow Amy
on Instagram?
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No. I blocked her as
soon as she dumped Neal.
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I only follow three people
on Instagram...
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the Dalai Lama, Ryan Gosling,
and Sideboob daily.
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Well, Amy just posted
a photo of her in a hot tub
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with some tattooed guy
named Kevin.
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"
beforethingsgotcray."
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Oh, they should post that
on Sideboob daily.
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Poor Neal... he dates
this woman for five years,
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proposes, she says "no."
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And a month later,
she's getting wet and wild
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with some second-rate
Adam Levine.
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You think Neal saw it?
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[Slurring]
T.G.I.Hi!
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That's where that goes!
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Neal, how's it going?
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Never. Better.
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sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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Neal, listen, man.
You don't need to be here, huh?
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- Why don't you just go home?
- Why?
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All that's left for me at home
is an empty box of wine
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and a pair of Amy's socks
I found under the couch.
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She had such tiny feet.
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Feet that I once
swept her off of,
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back when she thought
that I was her hero.
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Hey, hey!
There's still a hero there.
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You just got to look inside
yourself and find him.
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Are you quoting Mariah Carey?
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Look, we got to go
to this staff meeting,
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so why don't you just lay
low and sleep it off, okay?
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Yeah. Here, buddy. Take these,
all right? You'll thank me later.
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Thanks, guys.
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I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna lay low
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and try and keep
my mind off Amy.
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Okay. Good.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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How did Amy's photo
get on Sideboob daily?
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You think he's gonna
be a screamer
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or more of the
passive-aggressive type?
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What makes you so
sure it's a he?
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Yeah, that's racist.
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Look at this stuff.
This place is Geektopia.
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[Chuckles]
Sure got a lot of action figures
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for a guy who probably
doesn't get any action.
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[Both chuckle]
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So, our new boss
is either a 4-year-old boy
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or a 40-year-old virgin.
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Either way, his mom's
probably just relieved
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he moved out of her basement.
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[Laughter]
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[Laughs]
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Hey, there, fella.
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[Laughing]
You guys are hilarious.
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Excuse me for a second.
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All right, everyone.
Let's get this meeting started.
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[Treadmill beeps] All right.
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So, you're asking yourself,
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"is this a fitness expert
in front of me?"
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[Chuckles] No.
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No, my name is Myron Sterbakov,
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and I'm your new
editor-in-chief.
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Do you think he heard
everything we just said?
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Oh, and, for the record,
my mother lives with me.
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So, I'm what you might call
a "turnaround expert."
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I get brought in
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to save struggling
publications like full steam.
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Struggling? I thought
the magazine was doing fine.
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What are you basing that on?
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Ignorance.
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I've run 7 magazines
in 10 years.
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Five of them
are now profitable,
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and the two that aren't were
both about model trains,
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so how is that my fault?
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Hey, breakfast club.
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[Treadmill beeps] You want
to save it for study hall?
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Sorry.
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All right, since we're
in such a chatty mood,
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one of you want to tell me
who said this?
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"You really have
to take your time
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and make smart decisions."
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Winston Churchill?
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Ah, close.
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No, those words were spoken
by one Mr. Chris O'Donnell.
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The actor?
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And the voice
of this generation.
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That's why
I keep this guy around.
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- Captain Morgan?
- Puss in boots?
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Elton John?
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[Laughs] No.
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This is the actual
"Three Musketeers" costume
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that Mr. O'Donnell wore
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in the 1993 classic
of the same name.
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T-the point is,
it's all about making
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the right decisions,
plus a little...
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A-magic!
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What the hell is happening?
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I love this little guy.
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[Laughing] Right.
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That's enough boss talk
for now.
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Back to work.
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Oh, gosh.
[Laughing] One more thing.
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By the end of the day,
one of you will be fired.
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A-bum-bum-bum!
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[Laughter]
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I'm actually not kidding.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need
a paragraph from each of you
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justifying your job.
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The weakest one loses.
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He can't just fire somebody
on the first day, can he?
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Something on your mind,
chin sweater?
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I was saying, sir,
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um, maybe it feels
a little harsh
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to just fire somebody
off of a paragraph.
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You think?
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Well, then, maybe I should
just fire the cool kids
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that were talking
in the back of the room.
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Paragraphs are great.
Can't wait to start mine.
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I'm gonna write
the shit out of this.
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[Sighs]
If he does fire someone,
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I hope it's Brian.
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Who's Brian?
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He works in accounting.
I hate him.
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He wears a pocket watch.
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That's it?
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That's enough.
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He's always pulling it out
like he's some kind of
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train conductor from the 1800s.
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Talking about Brian?
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[Claps] All right, Neal,
time to shake it off, huh?
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We got to write a paragraph.
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Neal.
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Wow, he's really out.
How much did he have?
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I don't know.
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Like, a box of wine
and some Tylenol.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
This is Tylenol pm.
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Wow. My bad.
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Okay, okay.
Look at the label.
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- How long do two of these
things last? - Four.
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- Four hours?
- Four pills.
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You gave him four pills?
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Okay, six.
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I'm not a doctor!
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Neal! Neal!
You got to wake up!
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So many squirrels.
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All right, forget it.
We can fix this.
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You're writers. We can
just justify his job for him.
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[Sighs]
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- Guys?
- Yeah.
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What does Neal do
for the magazine?
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Um...
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Marketing?
Markets?
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Isn't it...
isn't it something with numbers?
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Does he deliver the magazine
to the markets?
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I don't think a delivery guy
has his own office.
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You think?
Or you know?
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I don't know
if I care for your tone.
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I don't know if I care
if you care for my tone.
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Guys! You know, if you could
read above a kindergarten level
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we wouldn't be
in this situation.
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Your beard
is starting to look ironic.
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- You son of a bitch!
- Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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We're trying to save
Neal's job, remember?
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Fine. Fine. Okay, maybe
there's something
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- in his desk that'll tell us.
- Yeah.
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- Got anything? - I got a bunch
of soy-sauce packets...
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And a screenplay Neal wrote
called "Skate witches."
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As in witches who skate?
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I'd go see that.
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Okay, we can't write
this paragraph.
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Someone needs to convince Myron
not to fire anybody.
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- Absolutely.
- Go to it.
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- Why me?
- 'Cause he likes you.
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He let you talk,
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and he called you
"chin sweater."
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That is not a compliment.
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Are you kidding?
It's nothing but.
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And he's not wrong.
Your beard is magnificent.
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Are you guys
just trying to flatter me
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into going and talking
to Myron for you?
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Are you kidding?
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We wouldn't do that,
you handsome devil.
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Knock, knock.
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Um, sir,
I wanted to talk to you
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about what you said
in the meeting.
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[Laughs]
Okay, I'll tell you the truth.
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The coin wasn't actually
in my ear.
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[Laughs]
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No, um, I-I was thinking about
who you should fire.
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A rat in the house.
Interesting.
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No. Sorry, that's not
how I meant that.
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Don't apologize.
It shows weakness.
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Now, what can I help you with,
snitchy?
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I had a thought.
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How about
you don't fire anybody.
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But instead,
you throw some kind of a party?
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You mean 'cause
firing someone isn't fair.
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Yes, exactly.
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It's not meant to be fair.
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It's meant to scare.
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Because fear
is the best motivator.
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It drives people,
makes them work harder.
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My methods
may seem crazy to some,
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but they are very effective.
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I'm sure that they are.
I...
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Don't kiss my ass.
That's worse than apologizing.
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Sorry, sir.
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Shit.
I just did both.
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Um...
Okay, here's an idea.
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How about instead of scaring
people for a day,
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you scare them
for a whole year?
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So, you're saying
study the staff,
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really get inside their heads,
and then whack!
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Exactly.
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But don't forget about
the "whole year" part.
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[Laughs] Good news.
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I got Myron to hold off
on firing anyone.
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Way to go, you sexy bitch.
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Yeah, how did you do it?
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Oh, I can just read people.
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Some say it's a gift.
I just wish I could teach it.
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Hey, hey!
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[Laughing] Hey, guys!
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Hey!
Hey!
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Wow, I like
the snap to attention.
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It's a little formal,
but I deserve it.
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Okay, new plan.
No more paragraphs.
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Yeah, I was just telling him.
Yeah, instead,
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I'm gonna meet the entire staff
one at a time, face-to-face,
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and smoke out the loser
by the end of the day.
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That had nothing to do
with anything I just said...
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oh, and great idea, Milo!
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This was all him.
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This is impressive, Gibbs.
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Thank you.
However...
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According to my projections,
we would save 24%
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by outsourcing
all of our photo work,
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so I just have one question
for you, Mr. Photo-grapher.
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Why should I not fire you?
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Wow. Okay.
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Well,
it's not just about costs.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's about quality.
252
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:50,419
And I put passion and talent
to every frame I snap.
253
00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,255
Boom!
Who's that?
254
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,841
Me likey.
255
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,475
Oh, that's Debbie.
She's great.
256
00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:58,477
She'll actually be here
next week. I can introduce you.
257
00:10:58,512 --> 00:11:01,597
Job justified.
258
00:11:01,648 --> 00:11:03,049
Really?
259
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,016
Yes, sir!
260
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,685
Great.
[Laughs]
261
00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:06,886
All right.
262
00:11:06,904 --> 00:11:09,071
Listen, tell, uh, Neal Bradford
263
00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:11,274
that his one-on-one is next
when I get back from lunch.
264
00:11:11,325 --> 00:11:13,276
No problem.
Oh, hey!
265
00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:14,527
Hey!
266
00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:15,945
Oh.
Yeah.
267
00:11:15,996 --> 00:11:17,163
[Inhales sharply]
268
00:11:18,999 --> 00:11:21,801
That's an interlocking
high five.
269
00:11:21,835 --> 00:11:25,338
That's the most powerful
high five there is.
270
00:11:25,372 --> 00:11:26,956
That's a contract.
271
00:11:27,007 --> 00:11:29,775
Yes, sir.
272
00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:31,544
Can we let go now?
273
00:11:31,578 --> 00:11:33,379
Shh.
274
00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:35,181
It'll tell us.
275
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:39,802
How's Neal?
276
00:11:39,853 --> 00:11:41,220
He's coming around.
277
00:11:41,254 --> 00:11:42,521
Tyler's getting him
some energy drink,
278
00:11:42,556 --> 00:11:44,140
and I'm getting food
for when he wakes up.
279
00:11:44,191 --> 00:11:46,142
Why aren't you with Neal?
280
00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:47,610
It's okay.
I told him to take
281
00:11:47,644 --> 00:11:49,562
five of those energy drinks
every hour.
282
00:11:49,596 --> 00:11:52,198
Don't you mean one energy
drink every five hours?
283
00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,367
You know what?
284
00:11:54,401 --> 00:11:57,069
From now on, you guys
handle all the medicine.
285
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:02,992
Oh.
286
00:12:08,281 --> 00:12:12,084
I can't help but think
that this is partly my fault.
287
00:12:12,119 --> 00:12:14,303
Hey, N-Neal,
how you doing, buddy?
288
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:16,505
Great. Never better. I think I
finally got the flow of this place.
289
00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,124
It's good. It's good.
It's okay.
290
00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:19,558
You know what? I don't like it.
I don't like it.
291
00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:21,761
Uh, you up for an interview,
buddy?
292
00:12:21,795 --> 00:12:22,845
Oh, you bet,
293
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:24,263
'cause I looked in the mirror
294
00:12:24,297 --> 00:12:25,898
and I am a hero,
just like you said.
295
00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:27,350
Or you said.
One of you said it.
296
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:28,684
I can get over Amy!
I can do it!
297
00:12:28,735 --> 00:12:29,852
There's nothing to it
but to do it!
298
00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,237
But first, I got to pee.
299
00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:33,940
Probably shouldn't pee here,
though.
300
00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:39,445
Okay, well, he's not in the bathroom.
He's not in the lobby.
301
00:12:39,479 --> 00:12:41,119
We got to find him
before Myron gets back.
302
00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:46,452
Who are we talking about?
303
00:12:46,486 --> 00:12:48,788
- Oh, my God.
- Neal?
304
00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,456
Neal, you got to take that off.
305
00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:51,657
No!
306
00:12:51,675 --> 00:12:55,177
Because I am a hero.
307
00:12:55,212 --> 00:12:56,629
Neal.
308
00:12:56,663 --> 00:12:58,464
N-no.
309
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,535
Okay, you guys saw that,
too, right?
310
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:10,011
Hey, boys.
My lunch got canceled.
311
00:13:10,045 --> 00:13:12,313
So now I'm looking
for Neal Bradford. You seen him?
312
00:13:12,347 --> 00:13:15,266
Oh, who hasn't seen that guy?
He's everywhere.
313
00:13:15,317 --> 00:13:16,934
Yeah.
Gettin' it done.
314
00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:19,437
Handling his biz-nass.
Yeah.
315
00:13:20,989 --> 00:13:23,858
He's probably working.
316
00:13:23,892 --> 00:13:26,827
Well, I've already spoken
with the coolest Hawaiian guy
317
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,179
I have ever met...
318
00:13:29,381 --> 00:13:31,332
H.R. Puff n' scruff
here.
319
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:32,700
[Chuckles]
320
00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:35,369
So, looks like you're up,
Malibu Barbie.
321
00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:37,788
[Clicks tongue]
322
00:13:37,873 --> 00:13:39,423
We're gonna go look for Neal.
323
00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:40,975
You keep Myron in that meeting
as long as possible.
324
00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:42,343
How do you suggest I do that?
325
00:13:42,377 --> 00:13:43,744
Just get him to talk
about himself.
326
00:13:43,762 --> 00:13:45,963
And if all else fails,
mention Chris O'Donnell.
327
00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:49,383
Got it.
Who is that?
328
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,986
Really?
329
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,889
I just can't win
with you today.
330
00:14:01,096 --> 00:14:03,497
I know you.
331
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,700
Yes.
I'm Tyler Mitchell.
332
00:14:05,734 --> 00:14:07,651
I've been the senior associate
features writer for...
333
00:14:07,703 --> 00:14:10,271
[laughing] No, no, no.
334
00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,273
I know your type.
335
00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,574
Let me guess.
336
00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:15,209
You won a couple
of local beauty pageants
337
00:14:15,243 --> 00:14:19,213
and thought you'd go pro,
but, uh, you didn't count on
338
00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:22,083
lady puberty
stealing your pretty.
339
00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:30,191
But deep down inside,
you still want all eyes on you.
340
00:14:30,225 --> 00:14:32,510
Am I in the ballpark?
341
00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:37,848
Well, I wouldn't say
I want all the eyes on me.
342
00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:39,984
[Bangs table] Look at me!
343
00:14:42,437 --> 00:14:44,238
Thought so.
[Chuckles]
344
00:14:44,272 --> 00:14:48,192
And what would you say you bring
to this magazine?
345
00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:52,446
Hmm, that's a good question.
346
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,199
Uh, uh...
347
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,084
Chris O'Donnell!
348
00:14:57,152 --> 00:14:58,986
Go on.
349
00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:01,021
Go on.
350
00:15:01,056 --> 00:15:05,876
I was thinking we could work him
into a feature.
351
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:08,095
"Best
Chris O'Donnell movie."
352
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,430
Good luck.
353
00:15:09,464 --> 00:15:12,099
That's like picking
your favorite rainbow.
354
00:15:13,468 --> 00:15:16,170
But job justified.
355
00:15:16,204 --> 00:15:20,391
Hey, hit me
with a high five, huh?
356
00:15:20,442 --> 00:15:21,976
[Inhales sharply]
357
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:24,779
Do you know what that is?
358
00:15:24,813 --> 00:15:27,148
It's an interlocking...
359
00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:29,550
an interlocking high five.
That's right.
360
00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:32,186
We're locked in.
361
00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:37,408
Okay, that one's on the house.
362
00:15:37,492 --> 00:15:39,860
Now, get gone,
my little worker bee,
363
00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:41,462
and send in Neal Bradford.
364
00:15:41,529 --> 00:15:43,009
I'm starting to think
he's ducking me.
365
00:15:43,031 --> 00:15:45,216
[Sighs]
366
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,635
It's okay, pal.
367
00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:50,137
Everyone gets a crazy day
every now and then.
368
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:52,640
I just... I-I saw that picture
with Amy, and...
369
00:15:52,674 --> 00:15:53,974
I understand.
370
00:15:54,009 --> 00:15:56,143
So why don't we all
just calm down,
371
00:15:56,178 --> 00:15:58,145
we talk this through.
372
00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,230
And... now!
373
00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:03,901
Guys!
Myron's on his way!
374
00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:06,553
Guys! Myron's here!
375
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,325
What the hell is going on here?
376
00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:13,494
I can explain this.
I'm listening.
377
00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:16,614
We...
378
00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,532
Like to put on plays
after lunch.
379
00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:22,286
Yesterday,
we did "Les Mis."
380
00:16:22,337 --> 00:16:24,705
I was Hugh Jackman.
381
00:16:24,739 --> 00:16:26,290
Is this true?
382
00:16:26,341 --> 00:16:30,294
He was a revelation.
[Chuckles]
383
00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:33,264
[Sighs] It's okay.
384
00:16:33,298 --> 00:16:34,348
I got this, guys.
385
00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:38,969
Hello, Myron.
I'm Neal Bradford.
386
00:16:39,054 --> 00:16:42,189
Hello, Neal Bradford.
You're up.
387
00:16:42,224 --> 00:16:43,991
Justify your job.
388
00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:46,594
Seriously?
Right now? Like this?
389
00:16:46,628 --> 00:16:50,064
I'm not saying it won't be
an uphill battle.
390
00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:53,651
I've been having
a lot of personal issues
391
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:57,404
that I won't bore you with,
but the fact is,
392
00:16:57,455 --> 00:17:01,408
I can't even justify my life,
let alone my job,
393
00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:04,445
so if you're looking
for someone to fire,
394
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:07,248
you couldn't do
much better than me.
395
00:17:07,282 --> 00:17:11,468
No. Neal, wait.
This is all my fault.
396
00:17:11,553 --> 00:17:13,304
I accidentally drugged him,
397
00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:14,722
and it had
a much stronger effect
398
00:17:14,756 --> 00:17:17,091
because he came to work drunk.
399
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,728
Good job.
400
00:17:22,564 --> 00:17:25,799
Thanks, Tyler, but, uh...
401
00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:27,902
This is my fight.
402
00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:32,189
Okay, Neal.
You're out of here.
403
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,574
I guess I'll clean out my desk.
404
00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:35,576
[Clears throat] Neal, hang on.
405
00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:38,445
Myron, let me tell you
a little something
406
00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:40,281
about this guy, okay?
407
00:17:40,315 --> 00:17:43,701
Up until a month ago,
he had a great relationship,
408
00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:47,538
a nice apartment,
decent self-esteem,
409
00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:49,557
and this job.
410
00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:52,159
And you know what he has
right now?
411
00:17:52,193 --> 00:17:53,594
Nothing.
412
00:17:53,628 --> 00:17:56,096
Where are you going with this?
413
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:58,832
You say fear motivates people.
414
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,017
You know what else
motivates people?
415
00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:01,468
Emptiness.
416
00:18:01,503 --> 00:18:04,888
And this guy has nothing.
417
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:08,275
Except this job,
which he does well,
418
00:18:08,343 --> 00:18:10,277
whatever it is.
419
00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:12,780
- I'm in charge of...
- Neal, not now.
420
00:18:12,814 --> 00:18:16,984
He will dedicate himself
to this job 100%,
421
00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:18,819
and do you want to know why?
422
00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:22,456
Because he has
absolutely nothing else.
423
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:24,458
We got it.
424
00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:28,295
So, uh, let me
get this straight.
425
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:31,532
You want me to keep him
because he's dedicated.
426
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:35,035
You want me to keep him
because you drugged him?
427
00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:39,073
And you... You're sticking
with the play thing?
428
00:18:39,107 --> 00:18:42,176
I am.
429
00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:46,680
And you know what?
430
00:18:46,714 --> 00:18:48,983
If you fire Neal,
you have to fire all of us.
431
00:18:51,886 --> 00:18:55,489
Sort of wish you would have
checked with me first.
432
00:18:55,523 --> 00:18:58,242
But, uh... Yeah.
433
00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:00,661
You know what?
434
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:02,279
You're lying.
435
00:19:03,698 --> 00:19:06,066
You say this guy's got nothing.
Well, that's simply not true.
436
00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:08,068
He's got you guys.
437
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:10,904
The three musketeers!
438
00:19:13,074 --> 00:19:15,909
[Chuckling] You guys stick up
for each other!
439
00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:19,113
Well, and that kind of gets me
in my lady gut.
440
00:19:19,147 --> 00:19:20,714
[Chuckles]
441
00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:22,883
Neal, you're lucky guy
to have friends like these.
442
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,301
I know. [Chuckles] All right.
443
00:19:24,352 --> 00:19:27,054
I'm gonna give you guys
a second-chance groupon.
444
00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:29,256
But it's going to expire
at some point,
445
00:19:29,274 --> 00:19:31,308
and you'll never know when.
446
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:33,694
I don't really know
how groupon works.
447
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,264
So you're not gonna fire
anybody?
448
00:19:37,282 --> 00:19:38,449
[Laughing] Oh, no.
449
00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:40,868
I said I was going to,
and I am.
450
00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:43,871
I just saw some jackass
with a pocket watch.
451
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,323
W-we don't need that
around here.
452
00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:47,574
[Laughs]
453
00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:49,743
Now, bring them in
and lock him up!
454
00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:50,777
[Laughs]
455
00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:52,446
[Laughs]
456
00:19:54,299 --> 00:19:56,500
Oh!
457
00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:03,257
When will this be ov...
458
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,725
shh!
459
00:20:04,759 --> 00:20:06,427
It'll tell us.
460
00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:14,800
Guys, I can't say
"thank you" enough.
461
00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:16,802
I mean, you saved me today,
and I owe you.
462
00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:18,253
Nah. You'd have done
the same for us.
463
00:20:18,271 --> 00:20:20,856
I don't think
I would have drugged you.
464
00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:24,059
I'm just glad the day is over.
465
00:20:24,093 --> 00:20:25,934
Yeah, but Myron's
still gonna be here tomorrow.
466
00:20:25,962 --> 00:20:27,813
Well, we can always look
at the bright side.
467
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,648
What possible bright side
is there?
468
00:20:29,732 --> 00:20:32,567
What's up, four broke girls?
Check it out.
469
00:20:32,618 --> 00:20:35,237
Guess who's got a meeting
with the new boss man?
470
00:20:35,271 --> 00:20:37,072
Pocket watch Brian.
471
00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,907
[Singsong voice] That's who.
472
00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:40,742
Pow!
473
00:20:40,776 --> 00:20:43,995
So, who are we gonna hate now?
474
00:20:44,046 --> 00:20:46,715
Oh, there's always that guy who
looks like a girl. Who's that?
475
00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,385
Seriously, you guys,
who is that?
476
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,171
No, who is it?
477
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:55,270
Hey, guys?
478
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,496
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