All language subtitles for Men at Work s03e01 Pre-Posal.eng

Uh-huh.

Oh, oh,
vacation beard.

- I'm saying.
- All right.

Uh-o-o-o-oh!

Well, well!

Uh-huh.

- Oh, hell no.
- Oh, what?

- Where's the, uh...
- Just won't grow here.

- All right, back to work.
- Right you are.

Whoa.
Quick beard hug?

Yes, please.

Get in here, then!
Come on!

Hey. Uh-huh.

- I actually don't like that.
- It felt wrong right away.

Season 3, Episode 1
"Pre-Posal"

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I will only say this...
We met over Christmas break,

had a beautiful adventure, and
her name might rhyme with... Rihanna.

Nothing rhymes
with Rihanna.

- I've said too much.
- What? How do you do that?

How do you just, like,
make that kind of thing happen?

Three words...
"Sa-mu-rai."

You mean syllables.
It's pronounced samurai.

A samurai visualizes a goal
and makes it a reality.

It's all about focus
and mental toughness.

And people are drawn
to that kind of energy.

Yeah, I need
that kind of energy.

You know, you go to a bar, you end up
eating caviar on a speedboat.

I go to a bar, I end up in another bar
wishing I'd never left the first bar.

- Because your life feels aimless...
- Aimless.

- Like you're just going in circles.
- Circles.

Like you're just a tiny robot pushing
buttons in a furry meat suit.

All right,
take it easy.

A samurai never
pulls any punches.

You know the samurai
are all dead, right?

Are they?

Yes.

Are they?

Yes.

Huh,
I didn't know that.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- I found a hair.
- [ Scoffs ] Well, now I can't eat it.

No, on me.
It was a gray hair.

Not there.

I'm not wearing
a skirt.

Guys, until now, I was growing
stronger, healthier, better.

But last night, it became official.
I'm starting... To die.

By "meat suit",
do you mean my body?

- Big news.
- Ooh.

- You guys ready?
- Yeah.

I'm gonna ask Amy
to marry me.

- Get out of here!
- Whoa.

Yeah, we were having dinner in
this little caf? in the Village,

when I realized we've been
together for five years.

You know, we love each other.
It's time to make it official.

Good for you, brother!

- Ah! To Neal and Amy.
- To Neal and Amy.

- So, did P.J. give his blessing?
- Who's that, now?

- P.J.... Amy's dad, your current boss.
- The man who hates you.

- "Hate" is a strong word.
- It is accurate.

That is why I've decided to just skip
the whole "get the dad's blessing" thing.

Neal, you're gonna spend your whole
life afraid of your father-in-law?

Not my whole life.
Just his whole life.

Well, you know, maybe you'll get lucky
and the news will kill him.

Fingers crossed!

P.J.'s here.

- What? Are you sure?
- Saw people running.

Which means
he's in the building.

Hey, this is your chance
to ask for his blessing.

- Now?
- Now. Don't think about it. Just do it.

Whew. Right.

Seems like that snack time is from
Friday to February around here.

Cancel snack time.

- P.J.! Sir, may I have a word?
- Sure. Here's a word... "Goodbye."

Where am I?

- New York.
- Right.

I think he's starting
to like you.

The decline continues. I've passed
the tipping point of my life.

- Tyler, it was one gray hair.
- But now I'm noticing other stuff.

Like, last night, I got a headache
after two glasses of wine.

This morning, I forgot
my gym-locker combination.

And an hour ago,
I said, "the Facebook."

Is that not
how you say it?

Don't you get it?
My youth is all I have.

- Gibbs, you're confident and articulate.
- Samurai.

Milo, you've got
your wit and your sweaters.

And, Neal, you tricked
a beautiful girl into loving you.

Aww.

But for me, this is proof that
my best days are behind me!

- Is that your little, gray...
- Why would you save that?

Because I'm old
and nothing makes sense anymore!

First little gray guy South of the border?
Plucked it and bagged it? I get that.

Gibbs...

I want to be a samurai.

You're not ready.

I am ready. I want
your mental toughness.

I wanna focus
and reclaim my life.

Nope.

Please, Gibbs.
I'm desperate, okay?

Last night, I organized
my toiletries by weight.

- I don't even know what that means.
- It means that I need help.

All right.

But I warn you,

this is a dangerous journey
that begins at the heart

and ends in the soul.

You must agree to follow me
blindly and do as I say.

No questions asked.

- Well, what if I have to go...
- Man, I just said "No questions"!

Right. Sorry.

I shall follow you blindly.
No more questions.

Then it begins.

Follow me.

- Where are we going?
- Oh, my God. You suck at this.

Gibbs: This is
where samurais are born.

In the store
from "Gremlins"?

It's a Chinese apothecary.

You do realize that the samurai
were Japanese and not Chinese, right?

Were they?

Yeah.

Man, I'm learning
a lot today.

[ Chinese accent ]
Greetings, gentlemen.

Mr. Gibbs,
I have not seen you

since last a-raven flew north
on the season of the...

It's cool.
He's with me.

[ American accent ]
What's up, dude? I'm Glenn.

What's up, Glenn?
I'm Milo.

Uh, it's that time again, and
my man Milo here is gonna join me.

Damn! Buckle up,
buttercup.

What's happening?
Am I the buttercup?

What part of "no questions"
don't you understand?

Right. Right.
Just one more.

Am I being sold
into white slavery?

Here you go.

Now, a samurai
strengthens his body

with a regular regiment
of secret herbs and tonics.

- Oh, my... what's in...
- Whup-whup-whup!

Right. No questions.

[ Coughs ]
Disgusting.

- That, uh, cleanses your system.
- I'm good with that.

- Of everything.
- That's great.

It's gonna blow
the back of your ass out.

That's why I save mine
till I get home.

Oh.

Well, can I at least ask how fast...
[ grunts ] Never mind.

Whoa!
Slow down, girls.

You won't get there any faster
if you're dead.

[ Groaning ] Oy.

What happened to you?

Oh, somehow I tweaked my knee
getting off the subway.

It's hurtin'
like the dickens.

Now you're just looking
for reasons to feel old.

The only thing I'm looking
for is my lip balm.

Is it cold in here?

Tyler, help me out here.
How do I look?

Like Harry Potter
at his Hogwarts reunion.

I'm going uptown to P.J.'s
office to ask for his blessing.

Oh, well,
now I feel like a dick...

An old, gray dick.

I'm sorry, pal.
You're gonna do great.

Just be direct
and don't take no for an answer.

Got it.

I'm direct,
and I am not taking no!

Edith,
is P.J. available?

- Let me check.
- I understand. I'll try again later.

There he is.
How's my young apprentice?

Very cleansed.
Let's leave it at that.

- But you didn't eat dinner last night?
- No, man. I'm starving.

Ah, a samurai sharpens his mind
by starving his body.

- Until when?
- That sounds like a question.

Gibbs, I don't think I can
do this, okay? It's too hard.

Of course it's hard,
damn it.

If it was easy, there'd be
samurais everywhere.

I couldn't get in
to see P.J.

Maybe I should just wait
for Amy to propose to me.

My dad would totally
give his blessing.

Neal, for the love of God,
you love Amy,

and you want to spend
the rest of your life with her.

So answer
this one simple question.

Do you have any crackers
or maybe a cheese stick?

What are you guys doing
in my office?

You said you were scared
to face P.J.,

so we thought
we'd give you some practice.

Neal... Here's P.J.

Guys,
I appreciate the thought,

but Gibbs pretending to be P.J.
isn't scary or intimidating.

Hey, Neal, shut your food hole
and sit your ass down.

Wow,
I just peed a little.

So, Napoleon Dynamite...
What do you need?

- Well, P.J...
- Oh, I didn't realize we were friends,

'cause only my friends
call me "P.J."

See, I thought you were the guy
bumping uglies

with my daughter
in the apartment I pay for.

Well, I-I'm sorry, sir.
I-it's just I really want to...

Well, how about you want to
in one hand and crap in the other,

see which one
gets filled first?

Sir, that's...

Did you just tell me
to crap in my hand?

Uh, P.J., maybe we can go
a little easier?

And maybe you can go
a little straight to hell.

And on your way there,
trim that Afro, Duck Dynasty.

Hey. Hey.
Let's keep this on Neal, okay?

Tell you what,
nerdy smurf...

If you can tell me
why you're better for my Amy

than any other guy out there
on the street,

I'll give you
my blessings right now.

- And go.
- Well...

- Five seconds.
- What?

- Four, three...
- He's right!

He's right! Why me?

See, this is why
I can't face him,

because I'm not good enough
and he knows it!

What...?

Where's Neal going? I thought
we were doing the thing.

The thing just happened.
Where were you?

- At dinner.
- It's 4:30.

What's he saying?
Everyone mumbles.

He just said...
[ groans ]

I can't do it.
I can't ask P.J. It's too hard.

No,
you know what's hard?

90 minutes of physical therapy on
this bum knee, but am I complaining?

I feel like you are.

I think P.J. is right.
I don't deserve Amy.

Neal, sit with me.

[ Sighing ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

You know, I always thought
that by the time I went gray,

I'd have accomplished
a lot more...

Maybe a wife, maybe kids, maybe...
I'll admit it... a minivan.

But life didn't wait
for me,

and it's not gonna wait for you,
so go get what you want.

Go get what you deserve.

You know, you could
just lease a minivan.

Go!

- Come with me?
- All right, all right.

But first,
a calcium chew.

Edith...

I know P.J.'s in there,
so you just let me in or else.

Or else what?

Or else I will sit here quietly
until you say it's okay!

I'm here. I'm here.

Tyler!

- Edith?
- You two know each other?

From our
water aerobics class.

It's physical therapy.
Athletes do it.

We wear floaties.

My young friend here needs just
10 minutes with the boss man.

Tell me I look good in
a swim cap, and you got a deal.

Like a mermaid.

P.J.?

P.J.: Neal?

P.J.?

Well, we got the damn names
straight. What do you want?

Uh, where are you?

Where aren't I, Neal?
I'm like the wind.

Okay, um...
I-I came here today...

Neal, if you're gonna talk to me,
at least look me in the eye.

Uh... P.J., I'm in love
with your daughter.

Yes, I know that, Neal,
and if this is just

"Say upsetting things to P.J." Day,
you're doing a bang-up job!

I wanna marry Amy and spend
the rest of my life with her,

and I'm here
for your blessing.

You want a blessing, go bother the pope.
Get the hell out of here.

[ Toilet flushes ]

I was hoping
you'd be gone.

- So, you were just...
- In the little boys' room. Correct.

Now, I'm gonna give you 26 reasons
why you're not getting my blessing.

One, you went to
a state school.

Two, you're a suspiciously
graceful ice skater.

It doesn't look
that gray to me.

It's not just that.
I've got aches.

I feel grouchy. I'm old.

Oh, give me a break.
I got bras older than you.

Edith,
I'm just venting.

No, you're being ridiculous.
Life is not about a number.

Life is about appreciating
what you have

and finding the courage
to be happy.

- Maybe you're right.
- [ Chuckles ] Of course I'm right.

And the fact is, we start dying
the moment we're born.

- That's an excellent point.
- And look at you...

You're a beautiful, young woman
at the prime of her life.

Thank you.

16, you sneeze
like a frightened geisha.

17, you're still standing
there, taking this.

18, you brought the face of
U.S. Women's Soccer as your backup.

Sorry. I was just checking to make
sure you guys were okay in here.

I'm great, and he's leaving.
Thanks for stopping by.

Find the courage
to be happy.

I'm not leaving.

What... what just happened?
Did you say no to me?

- Did I?
- Yes! Keep going.

P.J., I'm a good man.

I'm smart. I'm caring.

And most important, I love Amy
more than anything on this earth.

And, yes, I am lucky
to have her, but you know what?

She's lucky
to have me, too.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Well, look who put on
his big-boy pants.

You want me to say you're
good enough to marry my Amy?

That's not gonna happen.

Nobody is good enough
for my little girl.

But you got balls...
I'll give you that.

So, you'll give me
your blessing?

Cheese and crackers.
I got to spell everything out?

- Hey, Miley Cyrus?
- Yo!

Man,
you answered quickly.

Tell Neal to quit
while he's ahead, okay?

Let's go, Neal.

- Thank you, P.J.
- You're welcome.

- I'll make her happy.
- You better.

Neal, I have a gun.

Proud of you, Neal.
You slayed the dragon.

And now you get to propose
to the princess.

I'm not gonna lie.
It feels pretty good.

Speaking of,
how are you doing?

Well, the samurai cleanse
is never an easy ride,

but only
a few more days to go.

Why is this person
following me?

That's your bag,
buddy.

That's just
what he wants you to think.

Just two more days
left, Milo.

Good luck, pal.

Come in.

Aw, come on, come on, come on.
Let's... let's take a load off, buddy.

[ Crying ] I can't do it
anymore, Gibbs. I'm so hungry.

On the way to work,
I ate some of my beard.

I've been there.

And I got to tell you,
you're doing fantastic.

I know it hurts
and all you want to do is quit.

But if you just hang in there,
the sense of accomplishment...

I'm telling you, if you can handle this,
you will find purpose.

Your life
will have meaning.

What's happening?

- What do you mean?
- What is that?

I'm eating
my breakfast.

- What about the samurai cleanse?
- Well, this is it.

I always start every cleanse day
with a big breakfast.

Have you not been
eating breakfast?

You never said
we could eat breakfast!

It's the most important meal
of the day, Milo.

I've been starving myself
sick every day,

and you've been
eating pancakes?

You... y-you
promised me purpose.

You promised me meaning.
I haven't learned a damn thing!

Didn't you?

No.

Didn't you?

No!

Think about it.

The only thing I can think
about right now is killing you.

And I'm gonna focus on nothing else
until I make that happen.

Samurai.

And I was so pissed at Gibbs
when I left yesterday.

But then I decided
to visualize my goals.

The next thing I know,

I'm eating caviar on the balcony
of the penthouse suite

at the Plaza Hotel,
watching the sun come up,

and thinking, "This year,
I'm gonna make every day count."

'Cause you know what?

It really is
all about your focus.

Good for you, Milo.

So, maybe Gibbs
was right.

Somebody stole my credit card last night
and went buck wild at the Plaza Hotel.

You know, a real samurai
always protects his wallet.

You stole
my credit card.

Did I?

Yes.

Did I?

You're paying me back
for all that.

Am I?

Yes!

Am I?

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