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Original subtitles

a public property. Anyway, we don't have but one magazine and you gonna tear it

up? You don't be tearing up nobody's stuff. What you think this is?

Mr. Brown. Huh? What are you doing?

Sasha, I got this. I got it. I got it.

It's gonna cost $3 .50 to replace that.

$3 .50? $3 .50. So either pay it or I'm calling security.

Quickly.

Five dollars.

I can get better treatment at the pre -clinic.

We can take care of that rash right here. You don't have to go to no pre

-clinic.

How much we got?

I think we got about 72, 3, 4, 7 plus 5 is 9.

Are you two taking money from patients?

No, no.

That's against the rules.

Uh, you know, we were thinking about using some of that for your birthday

Yes, birthday party. The rules were made to be broken. Yes.

How old are you going to be anyway?

Renee, you don't ask a lady her age.

No. I know. That's why I'm asking you. How old?

Forty -two.

Twenty -five?

You a twenty -five lie.

You know what? I'm so excited to see what Will has planned for my birthday

tomorrow.

I know you like surprises, right? I love surprises. How do I?

Oh, you can tell my boyfriend went to get me every year.

That's not a surprise.

I'm surprised she had a boyfriend.

Girl, who would go with you?

A lot of people.

Not nobody want to go with you.

Where they go? All the time. They don't go with you to the club or something

like that.

That's not true. I know a lot of people who do.

We'll always buy for that birthday present.

Do you know that I have never been disappointed?

I know.

He's so awesome.

I love him. Renee, can you get me Mr. Carson's chart, please?

Oh, you're just going to walk by and not speak?

You done got away with murdering that. You just done changed on us.

I'm sorry, Dr. Brown. I didn't see you. I'm busy.

Hey there, Dr. Brown.

Hey, sweetie.

You okay?

You, uh, you look, um... Older?

Desperate? Lonely? Crazy?

Madder?

You just kind of look like you got something to say. No!

No, honey, I have nothing to say.

Do you?

Uh, no.

Nope.

You got that chart for me? All right, thank you. All right, see you guys

Ooh, I... I see the way he ignored you. He got a huge party to celebrate for

you. He got balloons and clowns and pizza.

Now, don't you worry, Mr. Brown, okay? He'll be back.

He'll be back.

I forgot my pen.

Reservations for one?

And then you carry the one and multiply it by seven.

Wow. Okay.

That's an interesting technique.

What alternate universe have I stepped into?

And that's how you get the common denominator.

Or you could just drop out of school and save the taxpayers some money.

That's okay.

I have to go at me.

Hey, Christopher.

When you fail, call me. I'll undo all the bad habits that she's taught you.

Thanks, little man.

If you want to study again, I'm always available, so you can just call me,

Because no one else is. Miss Cora!

Thanks, Brianna.

See you at school?

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Bye.

Okay, bye.

Joaquin was being a brat in front of Christopher.

Oh, you thought the little boy you was telling me about?

He's not a little boy. Oh, well, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, the young man. The young man.

Yeah, but he doesn't even know I exist.

He has to, or he wouldn't have been over here.

No, Ms. Cora, I was just helping him study his math homework.

You were helping him with his homework?

Very funny.

Oh, I'm just kidding, baby. Just kidding.

No, you're not.

Joaquin, get it!

What were you saying, sweetie?

Well, Simone says I should just play hard to get.

What? You're 16.

You better be impossible to get.

Besides, Bernie, you act like you don't care.

That's when the guys really get interested.

Really? Yeah, yeah, that's how I got Reggie. You listen to my advice, I'll

him eaten out of the palm of your hand, honey.

Mentioned my birthday during the drive to work this morning.

So you know what that means. Mm -hmm.

Stay a long way away.

Nope.

It's gonna be big.

He's probably gonna tell me for lunch today.

Okay.

Oh, nephew.

Thank you for lunch.

I'm full.

If I get any fuller, I'm gonna bust open to my white meat.

row seats at the Hawks game.

I don't want to see no Hawks.

Oh, I know.

They're for me and Uncle Brown.

Yep, that's right. I'm going to be right there following me and Colby James.

Watch out how I get off that thing.

He's really good.

Should I meet you somewhere afterwards?

Uh, no.

We'll be right home, babe.

Uh, Sasha, I can get you one of them little foam fingers.

the finger all right fine well you know i will just see you after the game okay

oh babe uh can you leave me a plate

is it me or does sasha hair look

fuller oh my goodness that is a great

performance oscar worthy even i don't get it what performance

That's ridiculous. It's not Sasha's birthday.

I know when my wife's birthday is. It's the third.

Today is the third, dummy.

You know what? You need to get you one of them blue pills so you can remember

stuff.

Oh, my God. How did I forget that? She's gonna kill me.

No, she ain't gonna kill you.

That's letting you off easy. No, you're gonna have to pay for this, partner.

What are we gonna do? We gotta... Plan something?

We? We didn't forget nothing. You forgot.

And whatever you do, you better act like you never forgot.

And you know what? You can count me out of this web feed of deceit and disgust.

I'm not going to be a part of that. No, no. Come on, Uncle Brown. You got to

help me. No. Look, I'll get you that new polyester steamer you want. The one

with the kung fu grip on it? And then I can steam it just. Oh.

Oh, yes, yes. Count me in. Dinner for two.

Okay, I'm going to stop by Whitmore's Wings on MLK.

Whitmore's? No, the health department set them down.

Oh, that was last month. They back open fried chicken there.

It's Whitmore's Chicken and Soups. Yeah, you can get a chicken breast and a

double breast all at the same place.

Well, why don't we go to the Italian place that we love so much? I'm a

Oh, you're talking about oi, oi, bougie.

Oui, oui, bougie.

Oh, si, senor.

Joaquin? Why didn't you get the door?

Why should I? You're closer.

Hey, Christopher. What are you doing here?

You asked me to come over.

Oh, yeah.

So you want to go over to Trigonometry?

He can't even spell that.

T?

when your looks fade.

Get out!

So, you ready to start?

I don't care.

Or we could watch a little TV.

I don't care.

You don't seem to care about anything.

I'm cool like that.

Maybe I should go.

I don't care.

Since you don't care.

What? I'll just see you later.

No, wait, Christopher.

Christopher.

Wow.

That was hard to watch.

You want me to wring your neck?

I don't care.

Why are you acting like this, babe? Like what, Will? I have a plan.

But I... I thought we should spend this evening together, just us.

Well, I thought you were going to the game with Mr. Brown.

Well, I decided not to go so that I could spend some time with my baby. Oh,

your baby didn't have plans, so she picked up an extra shift.

Wow.

That was hard to watch.

This cute and sweet.

Cute and sweet. Oh, but I love that perfume you're wearing. Thank you. Oh,

about you put this on?

But I thought you said less is more.

No, more is better right now. Let's cover some of this up. Is that cute?

Yeah, this is cute. This is fashion, honey. You're going to be sharp. Ain't

nobody going to look like you.

Oh,

just pull it down a little bit on this side. How about that? Yeah.

Okay. This is cute.

Thank you, Scora. You smell good.

I'm surprised you called me back over.

I didn't think you cared.

Oh, well, what would make you think that?

Because you said you didn't care.

Bless you.

I'm sorry. I just didn't want to seem overeager.

To study?

Do you have a cat?

shutting down my immune system.

Is that good?

No, it's not good. I have a reaction to it.

I should go before the floor.

Oh.

Yeah.

Uh,

nephew, here you go.

Yeah, Renee got the flowers and I stopped and got your high -priced food

chili. It's fettuccine, Uncle Blair. Now, if you ask me, it ain't nothing but

some bougie spaghetti anyway.

It doesn't really matter. The plans are off.

Why?

Well, Sasha heard us talking about going to the game together, so she took a

shift at work.

Okay, well, let's go to the game then. I can't still go. She'll kill me.

Yeah, you know what? You're right. Give me the tickets and I'll go pawn the

other one. I can sit right there with my popcorn.

Well, you can't go either. I gave the tickets to one of my interns.

You just ignorant.

And you selfish.

You don't think about nobody but yourself. That's why you killed that

Because you were selfish.

You're selfish and you're ignorant and you don't think about nobody else. I

to watch that game.

I thought you two would be at the game by now. We would be, but we're only

scared of Sasha.

You're scared and you're ignorant.

Well, he'll be in the doghouse with me, too, if he forgot my birthday.

Well, I'm trying to make it up to her. I mean, you know, I got some meat and got

her some flowers. I mean... What, you got her some bad takeout and some

flowers?

What's that going to do? Well, what should I do, cuz?

Well, what you should... He said...

Uncle Brown, it really doesn't matter anymore. It's too late to make any

It is never too late to make your wife happy.

Will, come on now. You promise not to ever do this again?

Well, I mean, of course.

I'll try.

Well, you own your own knee. Okay, okay.

I promise.

Okay. Just help me.

All right, all right.

Well, you go get dressed within an hour, and we're going to the hospital, all

right? All right, cool.

Hey,

outbreak monkey!

You got company!

Um, if you're wearing that because of my first view, I scrubbed it off.

Did you have to go to the hospital?

My mom gave me some medicine. It cleared up.

I took your book back from the last time I was here.

Oh, thanks.

How'd you know it was my book?

Because I wouldn't write, I like Chris, my own book.

Oh, that's Christopher Columbus.

I'm a history buff.

Like my president.

He was an explorer.

Can I say something?

You first.

I really never needed your help in math, history, or biology.

Okay, so why did you ask me?

Because I wanted to hang out with you.

But you never even talked to me in school.

I feel like ugly Betty.

You're not like Betty.

I didn't even think you were interested in me.

You're a star athlete.

And cute.

So you want to hang out sometime?

Yeah, sure.

That'd be great.

Cool. I'll call you. Okay.

Don't forget your mask.

I like you, Chris.

You're all right.

You know, I'm pretty smart, too.

GPA 3 .8.

3 .8, liar.

Why don't you believe me?

He knows it doesn't go that high.

No, you can't use my phone. Yes, your doctor know you're here. Now, sit down.

Renee, Mr. Wheeler needs his catheter changed in 301.

Okay, I'll wait here for you while you do it. No, you go do it and I'll wait

here for you.

Okay, let's flip a coin.

Not a chance.

You know what? You kill me. You're always acting like you're in charge,

you're the boss of me. I know what you are, but I know what I am.

Nurse's station.

No, we are not pulling straws either.

Change the catheter.

It's chicken with roasted potatoes.

Ah, and a piece of cobbler for dessert.

Bone on my meat.

Oh.

Baby, you did all this?

All for you.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

Oh, and with a little help.

With a lot of hip. Baby, this is beautiful.

But you know I'm going to have to cover my shift.

I got you, Sasha.

And what are you doing here?

We don't need sick people here. We are trying to have our birthday party. Don't

you see that?

Come on. Get up. Go.

Go. Hurry up. Take your crutches. Go.

Go. Go. Go. You know what? Give me one.

Insurance only cover one. You know that. Go.

Okay.

Girl, I covered your shift for you.

And I got you something. A surprise?

Oh, I love surprises.

It's a thermos.

Double cup thermos. Wow.

And, oh, something else.

Look at that. That's brown on it.

Whatever. Y 'all send me some cobbler, okay?

Okay. Thank you, Renee.

You know what? Thank you all so much. You're so welcome.

Thank you. It means a lot to me. You're so welcome.

Thank you.

Huh?

What is it, nephew?

You can go.

Oh, you got to go. The bathroom is over there to the left. You go.

Look,

why don't we just sit down outside?

You know, my family can be a little crazy.

Brianna, I've already met your family.

I mean, come on.

You didn't teach him nothing about how to tell time.

How are you going to protect that? You scared of perfume.

What? You hide.

Boy, step over here. Step over here.

I'm going to show you. Ain't nobody.

Come here.

You scared of perfume?

No. Yeah, you make you sick.

Here, take some of this. Get that. I'm going to show you.

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