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What is going on down here?

She was trying to kill your daddy.

That ain't sudden, you old man.

Shouldn't you be back in prison before the lights go out?

I ain't ever going back to prison.

What if she escaped, Carter?

The police gonna come and get us, Carter? I can't go to prison. The police

be everywhere.

I can't go to no jail.

They gonna get us for harvesting a Fuji.

What? I just came back to get my kids.

You can't get them kids.

They gonna get you for child entanglement.

You mean endangerment, Mr. Brown. Whatever. You can't have them kids. Them

and Sasha kids.

Oh, man, just miss me with your wine and I'm hungry.

Brian, what is she talking about? Getting the kids, taking the kids. She

Will and Sasha she ain't leaving till she get them kids.

What? I don't trust her. I don't trust her either. Hey, we got cameras.

Yeah. They're all over the roof.

Yeah. Barbara got a camera in the refrigerator.

Yeah.

Barbara,

I don't trust her. Well, I don't trust either of you. We got to do something,

Cora.

This is from the 18...

Carter, catch a break.

Okay, I'll catch it. Carter, we're too tired to get up. Yeah, let's get up.

You ready?

We ought to rob her.

Eat something, Bree.

Don't force the girl. She said she wasn't hungry.

I'm not forcing her.

That is way too much food on Joaquin's plate.

Come here, baby. Let me just help you.

You can't take the baby's whole plate. I just gave him that plate.

He needs breakfast, too, Tanya.

Wait a minute. I'm the kid's mother, okay? I think I know what he needs. I'm

really sick of y 'all getting up in my business, all right? And we sick of you

saying that you his mama. We know that you're their mother.

Act like it.

So now you want to care about what the kids need? Is that it?

Why am I even having this conversation with you?

This is the conversation for people in the room that can have kids.

Okay, kids. All right. We're going to leave for school a little early this

morning. Okay.

Can't we stand watch the fight?

No. Get your book, babe.

Come here, babe.

Wait.

It's after...

Can I just talk to my mom for a moment alone, please? No, sweetheart, I don't

think that's a good idea.

Please.

Okay.

But if you need me, I will be right there, okay?

I think you need to get a little air in yourself. Come on, son.

What's up?

You want to talk?

Why are you here?

Because I'm your mother.

That's why I'm here.

Don't remind me.

I don't get it. I mean, don't you remember all the fun that we used to

huh? The shopping and the movies and the playing and the fun? If I remember

correctly, it was shoplifting. Why are you so ungrateful?

Huh? You don't appreciate anything I do for you, do you?

You mean appreciate?

Like when your boyfriend was on me every night appreciating me? That's what you

mean, appreciating, mama? Is that what this is about?

Huh? You still...

Thinking about that little lie you told me?

Huh? You really need to get over that and you need to wake up and stop lying

because you know God don't like ugly.

Why don't you believe me?

It happened, okay? It happened.

Shut up!

Shut up!

I'm so sick of you running your mouth lying all the time.

You know it didn't happen. Rodney didn't touch you.

And you better not let that come out your mouth again. You understand me? Do

understand me?

You know what a mother is?

A mother is someone who protects her kids from people like you. You better

talking to me any kind of way over here with these people thinking you can talk

to me any kind of way.

Look at me. Look at me.

Watch your mouth. You hear me?

Don't think you're cute because you're over here reading these little books up

in this house with these people. I will beat you like I did before.

Now stop lying and remember something. I own you. You hear me?

I own you, and you're going to do exactly what I tell you to do. I don't

to. Shut up, I said.

What the hell is going on in here? None of your business.

What are you doing to this child? I ain't doing nothing. And you know what?

none of your business what I'm doing. That's my baby, and I own her, and I can

do whatever I want to do to her. You don't own anybody. And it ain't none of

your business. It is our business. Oh, no, it's not, old lady.

I got your old lady. Trust me.

It ain't your business.

I bet y 'all better not see you put your hand on her. What you going to do?

Try me and see.

This bacon is good.

And that's just what you're going to be, some fried bacon.

And I'm going to scram you up like an egg.

You okay, Brianna?

We got you.

And that's why my doggies can't get their licenses.

That's fascinating.

Hey, Mr. Brown, hold on. I'm going to pull you out.

Yeah, yeah. I was trying to get under here, and the thing let down on me and

stuck me. Give me your hand. Okay.

Okay, we're going to go on three.

Okay. Oh, wait. I can help.

Change your plans. We're going to make it ten.

Just pull, will you?

One, two, three.

Okay,

wait. Stop. I have a great idea.

Oh, you have a great idea. That sounds like trouble.

I'm just going to grab.

The other hand.

Duh. Y 'all be careful.

All right. Ready?

Wait. Don't make no wish. Yeah, I'll put you.

Hey, London. There's this party this weekend. I thought maybe we could...

me?

Nothing. I'm sorry. Forget it.

You're probably busy anyways.

If you get mad, I'll go to the party with you. Hurry up.

You weren't just asking me out, were you?

No. No.

Why would I do that? Of course not.

You know, just remember, I got to go fix something.

Hey, wait.

What? Hey, Susan.

This garage hurt my metal.

I can totally get you out of this mess. Well, come on. Totally get me out. Come

on.

What?

These stripper shoes you got on there?

Gosh, I'm totally coming. I got to go get Penn.

London, London.

London, help.

This is hurting my groin.

I got the pee.

Look at this mess.

Cora, what happened?

Looks like Tonya had some of her friends over last night.

Well, at least we won't see her for a while.

She's going to be sleeping this off all day.

this morning yes honey because in lockdown we do more before 6 a .m than y

do all day up in this piece so uh this is how you behave

when there's kids in the house oh no baby no i'm not in my house please if

was my house we'd have holes and drugs and drinks and stuff all up over this

house we know how to have a real party okay this ain't nothing i'll get it

Mrs. Phelps from social services.

Mrs. Phelps?

Social services? Mrs. Phelps? Oh, my God, Mrs. Phelps. Hi.

How are you? I'm Tanya, the kid's mom.

Did I forget to tell you guys that Mrs. Phelps was coming over?

I am so sorry. Please come in. I see someone's still partying.

No. No.

No, no, no, no, no. None of this stuff is ours. None of... No.

None of this stuff is ours. You know, Mrs. Phelps, I... I keep trying to tell

them that this is inappropriate with children in the house, but, you know,

can't always tell people how to be in their own home.

We didn't drink these.

No, we didn't.

Denial. No, they didn't. They don't drink. And people were, and people are.

Tanya, I'm about to take out the trash.

You want to come with me? Only if you're going to put her in the bag.

Mrs.

Phelps. Hey, girl.

We just weren't expecting you today.

I keep trying to tell him. It's a mess in here.

Mrs. Phelps, could you come back another time?

I'm on a tight schedule.

That's right, Mrs. Phelps. You're a very busy woman, and I understand that. I

think that you should stay and start in the kids' room, and I'll help Sasha

clean up her nasty, nasty mess.

No, no, wait a minute.

Tonya, this, all this, this is your mess. Oh, my God.

Well, I mean, I understand it's very natural to want to protect your wife,

right now it's really not helping. Could we please just get started?

Yeah. Yes, please.

Well, can you take her upstairs, please, and calm down?

I'll take you to their room. Thank you.

Thank you, Mrs. Felt.

Appreciate it.

you. Well, guess what she does too bad.

You don't even want those kids. Oh, don't you dare tell me what I don't

Those are my kids and they mean a lot to me. No, the public aid means a lot to

you. Are we trying to judge?

Huh? Like you're not reaping the benefits of the checks that's coming in.

they're coming in. How you think you're getting a nice little Halle Berry weed?

Tanya, get out my face.

I would never treat my kids that way. Oh, well, we'll never know now, will we?

Because you can't have kids.

Matter of fact, why don't I go get that little husband of yours so I can drop a

couple of kids for my mom?

No!

But there's no excuse for violence. Tanya, are you okay?

No, I think she might have broke my collapicals in my chest.

Okay, I'm sure my wife didn't hit her.

Did you hurt her?

No, I mean, I pushed her, but I didn't mean to. That's a three -day suspension

at my school.

Well, here, it's proud for removing the children from the home. I think that

that is exactly what's best, Mrs. Phelps.

Oh, um, you know what?

Mrs. Phelps, I assure you, you're getting the wrong impression.

No, Mrs. Phelps, I think that we all know what transpired here today. I can't

even sit up.

You should have knocked her out.

Mrs. Phelps, please. Please, you cannot do this. I don't have a choice.

Kids, go get your things. No.

Is there a wheelchair?

I turned the power off. You can get out from under there, Mr. Brown. You got to

let it up.

Come on, just lift it. You mean lift it. You got to lift it. If you had put the

sensors on that, we wouldn't have this.

What are you doing here anyway? I was trying to beat the garage. I pushed the

button. I tried to slide, and I just... You know what, Mr. Brown? There's a lot

of things going on in this house, and I can't do everything. I got to study.

What you doing?

Homework. I thought you was writing a letter to your little girlfriend,

She's not my girlfriend. She's not even my type.

Oh, she rich, young, and easy. She everybody's type.

Okay, but maybe I'm not her type.

Oh, you just scared.

Why don't you talk to that girl?

What happened to all that hot Latin blood you got running through your

Or did you have a blood transmission?

What? You mean transfusion.

Same thing, that's what I mean. Look, I'm going to show you how to talk to a

girl. Okay, we're going to do role play. You're going to be London, and I'm

going to be you. And I'm going to show you how I feel, okay?

Mr. Brown, I can do that on my own time, okay?

Well, by the time you're getting around to telling her, she's going to be that

married Yacone.

Who?

Yacone, the little fur head boy.

What, him?

Yeah, him. She's going to be that married. Just be London. You be London,

going to be you, okay?

Come on, hit. I'm just going to hit that. Fine. Okay. I'm going to be you.

All right. All right.

Mr. Brown.

Mr.

Brown, what is that?

That's Spanish.

Y 'all recognize our language?

That's not Spanish, Mr. Brown. That's gibberish.

What? Shut up and shoot me.

speak gibberish i didn't even know i was bilateral you know what mr round let's

do this okay i'll be myself you'll be london well we wouldn't be role playing

you're gonna be you okay i'll be london okay hold on let me get there let me get

i'm gonna be london and you you go ahead and be you okay hold on i'm gonna be

london okay okay like

Is the world spinning or is it just me?

Wait, wait, wait. Okay.

Oh, my God.

OMG.

Mr. Brown, can we start?

Okay, go ahead.

London, I was wondering if... No.

I haven't even said anything.

Get out of my face.

Can I at least say something?

Hello, Anus.

The hot Latin man trying to steal my purse.

Mr. Brown.

What are you doing?

hard to get.

Well, can you try to play not so hard to get?

Okay, I'll try to be easy this time.

Okay. Okay, let's try. Can we do this again? Yeah, okay. I'm gonna be easy.

Jesus.

Have you seen my credit card?

Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.

Uh, London, I was wondering if what you were doing today, I thought... Ew, OMG.

You smell like work.

Okay, you know what?

I'm not doing this, Mr. Brown, okay? I know how to talk to a woman, and she's

not going to act like that.

How is she supposed to act?

Well, not like that.

She's coming.

Wait,

wait. Which peach tree?

There's like 400.

London, I was wondering if we could, uh, after work... Ew, no.

You smell like work.

I told you.

You should have used gibberish.

Who are you calling?

Social services.

Baby, I got to make this right. No, no, no, no, no.

Take it easy, all right? But not make things worse.

The lawyer said to let him handle it.

All right.

So where did Tony go?

Did she change her mind again?

No, unfortunately, she's out front with Mrs. Phelps.

Let's sneak up the back, you guys.

You can't do that.

Okay, kids, get your little... Get your little goodbyes going on because you got

one minute.

We don't want to leave again.

30 seconds.

This isn't right.

Well, look, well, Sasha and Will are going to take care of it. Don't worry

it. No.

I'm not going with you. You can't make me. Wait a minute. You won't hear me. Go

get your brother.

Look, I've had enough of you.

What, you going to hit me too, huh?

Huh. What, y 'all gonna tag team me?

Would you two stop it? This is a myth.

Tanya, I am appealing to you as a mother.

Honey, I don't know how you're appealing because only one of us is a mother.

Okay, don't you want what's best for your kids? I don't give a damn what they

want. This is about me. You got that?

I ain't gonna be plucking chickens for the rest of my life. Please, I'm getting

paid.

Tanya, are you so selfish that you would take those kids away from us just to

get some money? Honey, I am doing what I gotta do.

You set us up this whole time.

You know, Will, I've been working this system for a long time.

So when Mrs. Phelps doesn't know, Mrs. Phelps doesn't know, so you mind your

business. Excuse me, but Mrs. Phelps, she does know.

And I've heard quite enough.

And so have we.

Tanya, I think we need to go have a talk with your parole officer.

Does this mean we can stay?

Yeah, on that.

Cool. My bag is empty anyway.

Just like your mother's head.

All right, fine.

Fine, I'll go.

But this ain't over by a long shot.

Come here, kids. Give me a hug.

You kids are so ungrateful.

I just cannot believe y 'all.

I think you need to leave, like now.

Well, I'm leaving now.

Thank you. But I'm telling you, I will be back.

And when I come back, I'm getting my kids.

I'll see y 'all soon.

You don't know me. I'm from Bankhead.

You met up now? Yeah.

You guys look great.

Just one big happy family. I get you.

What a day.

Oh, I'm so glad it's quiet.

No kids.

Liquor? No.

Farrah, what are you doing?

I'm not doing nothing, Farrah. No, not you too. You done start acting like your

mama. I'm not acting like my mama. You done start smoking and drinking and

cussing and lying.

No, I'm not. I didn't do nothing with that. Farrah, just what you do now that

you're not eating.

You lost a little weight and now you done turn into an alcoholic.

I'm going to have to give you an intermission. You mean an intervention,

Brennan? Yes. You walk around with this moomoo on.

Mrs. Brennan, I'll do it.

I'll do it. I'll do it.

Just tell the Lord thank you. Thank you.

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