All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s04e44 The Unwelcome Back

Cora. What?

Check it out.

What? Oh, you got your teeth whitened?
Finally.

No, what's wrong with my teeth?

Oh, nothing.

They look fine.

Cora, look again, look again. I got the
sleekest, most high -tech earpiece ever

made. Come on, you can't even see it,
can you?

See it? No, no, nothing's there. I don't
see it. Ah, it's working.

Really? Unless it's, uh...

Shaped like a wax buildup. Really, it's
nothing there.

Oh, you don't... It's real tight. No.

Oh. What's the problem?

You know, that thing cost me almost
$300.

$300? Yeah.

What was that?

Um, the smallest, brokest, sleekest
earpiece at $300 combined.

You stepped on my earpiece.

It's a good thing you wasn't wearing it
at the time.

I can't have nothing around here.

Well, it ain't my fault you dropped it.

What's wrong with your neck?

Carver, I think I slept bad on it or
something. Oh, well, let me look at it.

Okay, Carver, look. Come here. Wait a
minute.

Carver. Hold still, Carver. You hold
still. Let me look at you. Oh, don't.

Oh, is that real?

Carver. Oh, stop acting like a big baby.
Carver, you're pinching my neck fat.

the microwave.

Nuh -uh. You ain't finna nuke nothing on
my neck from that microwave. That thing

will give you the cancer.

You try putting something on... That's
elderly abuse.

Hello.

Hey, Reggie.

Oh, Lord. Why don't you just tell him
you ain't here?

So how's California?

It's good.

You know that's how he say it.

So you gonna be there another month?

Yes, he gonna be...

Take care of the old bag.

Sure. What old bag?

Somebody need to help me with my
luggage.

This old bag.

Why she got to stay here?

Why she can't roam free like the rest of
the buffalo?

Be nice.

Well,

I finished the dishes.

Oh, well, you didn't have to do that. I
just did it. I know. That's why I did

it. And I also got rid of all the steel
wool pads.

Why?

Because I don't trust wool.

That's how they got Frederick Douglass.

Oh, somebody sit here.

I also took the big room on the left.

That's my room.

Well, don't worry. You don't disturb me.
I'm a heavy sleeper. You ain't too

light while you're awake, either.

Well, thank you for letting me stay
here, but I think it's only fair that I

you know that I have rules.

Okay, you ain't the only one got rules.
I got rules, too. Rule number one,

Beowulf can't stay here.

Was I talking to the hobbit?

Okay, you ain't gonna come stay at my
house.

I already got one pain in my neck.

Who wants to fix that?

Oh, what, you about to leave?

Oh, wait for the hot towel. Oh, no, no,
baby, that's for amateurs. I got some

menthol oil and some cayenne pepper.

Okay, what you trying to make? Something
to fix, too.

You trying to fix something for my neck
or a salad dress? I know you didn't just

spit in your head. I got to make a paste
because you got to get it right in that

crack.

Karma,

she choking me out.

Get off of me.

What you doing?

You don't just be doing that to people.

What's wrong with my neck?

It's gone.

Well, we can't just pull the plug. This
affects a lot of people. I know, but

it's so obvious that there's no other
choice.

That's not for me and you to decide.

Want to bet?

That's for taking my money!

Hey, why are you flipping out over a
vending machine anyway?

This is not a vending machine. This is
the poltergeist!

You put money in, it gives nothing back.

It took my money three times today.

Well, why do you keep putting money in
it?

Because the first two times I couldn't
believe it was happening.

I see.

And it couldn't happen at a worse time.

My tags are about to expire. And if my
tags expire, then I can't drive my car.

And if I can't drive my car, then I
can't come to work. And if I can't come

work, then I can't do... All right.

Renee, didn't you get paid yesterday?

Yeah, I spent that last week.

All right, what about Anthony?

Can Anthony help?

Who do you think I spent it on?

The sleekest earpiece on the market. Who
buys that crap?

I don't know.

Come on, Dr. Chocolate.

Don't you remember what it's like to
live from paycheck to paycheck?

How much money do you need?

A hundred dollars, but I need it in cash
because they won't take a check from

me. But that's a nice thing.

Does it involve you writing bad checks?

Oh, so you've heard this story before.

Renee, I'll loan you the money.

You will?

Yes. Oh, thanks, Will.

Cool. Thank you.

All right. I want it back.

Of course. Of course. Of course.

And so...

You gonna sit there the whole time?

I'll have to sit in the middle.

Okay, sure.

Alone.

By myself.

Sure, okay.

Well, are you feeling at home here?

Well, I'd feel a little more at home if
you shampooed this carpet.

I finished grading these papers, and you
do whatever you need to do to relax.

There was a farmer had a dog. Bingo was
his name.

B -I -N -G -O. B -I -N -G -O. B -I -N -G
-O. And

Bingo was his name.

There was a farmer had a dog.

Cut on the bingo, mister.

my blood pressure my eyes rolled to the
back of my head don't say i didn't warn

you

Pump the primer.

I know what I'm doing. This is my line
move.

I was starting this line move when you
and your husband was trying to discover

fire. I know how to do my own move, man.

No, this is my line move. I do my line
move. Move. This is my line move.

Move before I make it impossible for you
to wear flip -flops.

All that work is making me thirsty.

You know, I could plant some tomatoes
and some squash right over there.

Well, what about all the corvus flowers?

I'll take care of those.

Oh, okay.

Well, let me get you something to drink
then.

Oh, you got a little man?

No, no.

Okay, fine. I'll take gin.

I'll get you some iced...

Grandma says she's going to plant some
squash and some cabbage and stuff out

back. I'm surprised you have time for
what everything else you're doing around

here. It sounds like somebody jealous
and got her attitude.

I'm not jealous. I'm just tired of her
correcting everything I do.

What happened to the tea?

I met the family and put a little extra
sugar in it.

We might as well just drink diabetes.

I'm going to need some pruning shears so
I can cut back the flowers. Wait a

minute. You're not talking about cutting
my flowers, are you?

Oh, no, I pulled up most of them.

Oh, it's so beautiful, Bob, but she got
to go.

I'll set you up, but she got to go.

Look, Corbin. Now, look, Corbin, you got
to calm down. This ain't like you.

Like me?

Mr. Brand, I'm trying to kick them.

problem with me putting her out of here
right carver come here sit down now you

take a deep breath and calm down i'm
calm now look now thelma is like a old

dish rag yes this way she may not smell
or look good but yes she's good

to have around uh for dusting and
cleaning up old spills and who knows in

an hour she'll even clean out the
gutters yes

Different doesn't make who clean out the
gutters. Mr. Brown, she's in the way.

She's like a bull in a china shop.

Uh, Cora, let me bring something to your
attention.

We don't have any china.

It's china.

Made in China.

Bull in a china shop, huh?

Uh -oh.

Well, I was trying to help you.

I don't need you to help me. What I need
you to help your way through that

window and get out of here. That's what
I'm saying. Okay, listen up, ladies.

Lumberjack.

I think you owe Thelma an apology right
here.

Apology? No way.

That's what happens when you spare the
rod and spoil the child.

I'm a grown woman. Wait, so I still
whoop Reggie?

Right.

Carver, come here, come here. Carver,
she did fix my neck and limo.

I bet you she could fix your credit. Put
your credit, please.

And you did say I could stay.

Now, if you're the kind of woman that go
back on your word and renege and spade

and tatter tags off mattresses, then I'm
just going to have to tell Reggie that

you're the kind of woman. All right,
Miss Salmon, you're right.

I did promise Reggie that you could
stay, and I'll keep my commitment.

And since you want to help me, I'll take
all the help I can get.

Okay, that's my Cora.

Uh, Thelma, so tell me, what you got to
say to Cora?

Say something to Cora.

I'm sorry that your flower bed ain't big
enough.

Now, can one of y 'all give me a ladder
so I can clean them gutters?

I get it.

I know, I know. I missed a couple of
payments.

But you cannot keep calling my job
harassing me like this. You can't. No,

cannot. No, you cannot.

Come on, take me to court.

Oh, that's where we're going? Are we
going to court? You know what? Just

it. Forget it. I will give you back the
$20, Mama.

Morning. Hey.

Oh, hey.

Do you know when Will's coming in?

No, I don't know.

And why are you so concerned about Will?

Because I'm a nurse.

It's important for me to know where the
doctors are.

That's very responsible of you.

And it's a pleasure working with you.
Thank you.

You look nice today.

What do you want?

Can I borrow $100 till payday?

Renee, $100?

My tags are about to expire.

And if I can't pay my tags, then I can't
drive my car. If I can't drive my car,

then I can't come to work. If I can't
come to work, then I can't... Renee!

You still owe me $50 from the last time.

Are you sure it was me?

Tony Braxton.

Yes, it was you.

Okay, well, I forgot.

Why didn't you say something?

You owe me $50.

If I owe you, I'll never be broke.

Now, can I get that $100?

No, I'm just kidding.

No, I'm not. No, for real, for real. No,
I'm sorry. Can I get the money, please?

I'll just, I'll pay you back. We work at
the same place. I gotta pay you. Renee,

fine. Okay, I will give you the $100.

Thank you.

But this time, you have... to pay me
back. Okay.

Okay. Why don't you take a break?

I just got here.

Right. That's usually when I take my
break. And here.

Take my sign.

No,

take the sign. Take the sign. Take the
sign. Go break. Take your break, girl.

Take your break.

Break on.

Hello, $100 shoe.

Ooh, it'll work every penny I borrowed.

I've been looking all over the hospital
for you.

I wanted to pay you back your $100.

Really?

Wow, I had you pegged all wrong, Renee.
I thought it'd take you forever to pay

me back.

Dr. Brown!

I'm so surprised at you!

If you can't trust me, what can you
trust?

Thanks, Renee.

This is the best red velvet cake I've
ever tasted.

I hope you choke.

Say what, Carla? Oh, I said it really
is.

So what's your secret again? I want to
write it down. Okay, half a cup of

half a cup of soda pop, and a little bit
of sweet tea.

Not too much, though.

That's how they got Sugar Pie DeSanto.

Sugar Pie DeSanto.

Do you want to write down everything I
say?

No.

Everything I say. You got to stop, Corn.

I just want to get it right. I want to
be like you when I grow up.

Thelma, make sure you get plenty of
rest.

That driveway ain't going to pave
itself.

Take them off me, Corn.

Sweating me like a $10 wig.

I'm going to break nine of the
commandments.

Which ones? I'm going to write them
down.

I'm ready.

Well, you don't have to talk to me like
that.

Carver, how's my friend doing?

How about you get her one of them wool
blankets out of the closet?

I'm sure she's probably a little chilly.

Okay, okay. Good idea, Cole.

We want to keep our little worker warm.

Ooh, she working, working day and night.

There you go.

Oh! Oh!

What kind of house is this?

Y 'all putting wool on people?

Trying to kill me.

Oh, I don't trust wool.

Oh, no, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I
forgot you don't like wool.

I thought this was a good opportunity
for us to bond.

Well, maybe you don't have to go and we
can start over.

Nah, that's okay. I think I'm going to
go on home and get in my bed.

Yours got ants.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't. Excuse me. Okay, maybe
it was the Fig Newtons I had last night.

No, you didn't. Sweetie, my bed don't
have no ants in my bed.

Uh, Tam, does this mean you're not going
to pay for driveway?

Not in this lifetime.

You know what? I got an idea.

How about if you go out here and get hit
by a bus and come back in another

lifetime and finish the driveway?

I played this game before.

Played what game before?

Trying to make everybody think you don't
like me.

I don't like you.

I want you too.

All I need you to do is give me five
minutes.

I'm going to rush back downstairs, and
I'll meet you out back.

Oh!

Hello,

gorgeous.

Would your husband mind if I took you
out to dinner?

How you doing? When you getting off?

Pretty soon.

Just waiting on Renee to come and pay me
back.

You loaned Renee money?

Yeah, $100 yesterday.

I even made her leave her purse so she'd
have to come back.

Well, I loaned Renee $100 yesterday, and
she paid me back today.

With my $100.

That's messed up.

You know what? She is not getting her
purse back until she pays it back, Will.

Renee.

Huh?

You borrowed money from Sasha to pay me?

I was keeping it in the family.

Pay up, Renee.

With your money.

Can I borrow $100?

What do you mean, no?

What do you mean? That's why I'm going
to tell Myra you wouldn't shave your

back.

I'll just have to wear my new hundred
dollars.

Those are my shoes!