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Why are you singing Christmas carols? Because it's Good Friday.

It's not even Good Friday.

Colonel, have you seen Edna yet? No.

Well, then it's a good Friday.

Sing it with me.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Let me do the high stuff and you can take it low. I thought you could sing.

You're good.

You know what? Come to think of it, I haven't seen Miss Edna, the colonel, in

few days. What do you think they're up to?

They're probably hibernating or she's shedding her winter skin.

No.

Same old scaly skin.

Oh, hello, everyone.

Here comes the bride.

Here comes the bride.

The bride of who, Chucky?

Oh, you can't ruffle me, Humpty Dummy. I'm too happy.

Does this mean what I think it means?

Maybe.

The Colonel and I have finally decided to tie the knot.

Oh, really?

Wonderful!

That is wonderful.

Thank you.

You make sure you keep her tied up tight, because I'm sick of your mongoose

getting out of her pen.

Mr. Brown, tie her tight.

Brown, look, we didn't come over here for jokes. We come to ask a favor.

Oh, sure, whatever you need. What do you need? Well, um... Could I use your

backyard?

Shut up, Colonel. That's good.

You got a house broken. Yes, come right this way, Fido. You can't ruffle me not

one bit.

Mr. Brown, be nice.

Okay, you're right.

You come on. I'll let the door open. Go on, Fido.

You're not one bit.

Just ignore him. A backyard wedding? Oh, how lovely. We would be honored.

Okay, why y 'all can't just rent something for your little wedding?

Well, Brown, if we do that, we can't afford a honeymoon.

I was hoping to take my woman away for a month.

Okay, wait a minute.

Y 'all going to be gone a month?

Let me move the lawnmower. Y 'all get your wedding chapel away.

Oh, I can see it now. You standing there and the flowers could

be there.

Oh, that would be beautiful.

Oh, but can we get rid of that old rickety thing? Oh, the fence?

No, your ditty.

Don't make me mow you.

Oh, it's so good to see two people who are so ripe each other finally get

together. I feel exactly the same way. Me too.

Nothing is going to stand in the way this time.

All right, that's great.

Yes.

Oh, man, don't!

Man, what's wrong with you? You know, they gave me a heart attack.

Well, I was just trying to test his ticker.

We all know what happened the last time.

He come down there, and the preacher say,

Do your man take this beast to be your awfully wedded wife?

And she said, I do.

And Colonel said, I... Just like that, just like that.

Mr. Graham, would you stop playing?

We're trying to plan a wedding.

Wow, what is that a plan?

All you need is a preacher and a couple dozen of pigs in a blanket.

That is not wedding food.

I'm talking about your relatives.

Uncle Oink and the Oinkettes.

What you... I'm trying to do. Oh, just ignore him, Miss Edna. I'm so excited.

have a lot of work to do. Yeah.

Relax, relax. We already know what we want. Yes, we do.

Oh, really?

All right. All right, so we want a big wedding, right?

Yes. Yes.

Well,

what the colonel means is...

Not too big. Right.

And not too small, either, because I want my baby to be happy.

Okay. Okay, so we're going on a medium -sized wedding.

Uh -huh. All right, okay. Oh, what type of theme?

Casual. No, formal.

Casual, formal.

That's what we want. Okay, all right.

Well, how about flowers? I know we have to have lots of flowers. Oh, hell no.

Flowers are pretty, sweetie.

Yes, but they also cost a lot of money, Sugar Plum.

Hey, how about these flowers over here? That's ragweed, Colonel.

But you're saving them for someone else?

No, Colonel, I just want to plant something nice for you and Miss Edna.

I mean, you only get married once.

Well, you only get married once in this backyard.

Let's not worry about all of that. I'm sure we want music.

Yes, yes, yes, we have to have the music. Okay, okay, we're getting

now. All right, all right. Okay, so what do you have in mind? What are you

thinking of? A boombox.

No flowers?

A boombox?

A boombox.

If anybody hears about this, they won't show up.

Anybody like who?

Maybe me.

So take this to the lab set, update Ms. Johnson's chart set, and you restock the

supply closet set.

You are good.

Yep. What does stat mean?

I don't know.

I just never learned any of their names.

Yo, yo, stat.

Take that to x -ray.

Yo, what is stat on your head?

You can take stat to a barber.

Nursing station.

Oh, hi, Dr. Moore.

Yes, we got your mother all checked in.

Sasha?

Sasha!

Oh, yes, mister.

Yes, she went to pediatric.

I'll tell her to call as soon as she gets back. Okay, bye.

Wait, Sasha's here?

I didn't even see her. She's late.

But that's the second time the chief of staff has called her.

And I tried her on her cell phone. She's not answering.

I don't know how much longer I can stall.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I tried to call, but my battery died, and I just decided I was going to... Do

you know what time it is?

I hope you were on some official hospital business.

I was studying foundational therapeutic podiatric treatment.

Okay, that sounds important.

You were shoe shopping.

I wasn't shoe shopping.

I just stopped by to pick up a pair that I had on hold.

Aren't they great?

Those are kind of cute.

Yo, you should pair those with an A -line skirt, like cinched in the middle,

little bit of flair.

What? Like, I'm the only brother who watches Project Runway.

I am the only brother who watches Project Runway.

What is wrong with me?

Renee, I didn't know I'd be this late.

Yeah, and neither did Dr. Moore.

Was he looking for me? Yeah, his mother checked in on our floor.

And he's been down here five times. He's called you twice.

Oh, no.

He hates when anyone's even a minute late.

Yeah, I know. He cussed out his pregnant wife from missing her due date.

Oh, this is bad. Mm -hmm. Okay, I need to get out there right now. Oh, no, no,

no, no, no. I got you, boo.

I'll cover for you. As far as he knows, you've been here all day.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Renee, you covered for me?

Oh, you are a lifesaver.

Oh, you big. No, you don't. Don't mention it.

I just hate for things to get ugly around here.

So we need to get rid of these shoes.

Look, we've been at this for hours. We have to agree on something.

Okay, we got to have ice.

We need ice, right?

Yes. Great, good, good.

Shade.

Cute. Shade. Oh!

Hey, Colonel, look what I found.

This is one of my old suits, but it'd be perfect for the way it... Look at that.

You better not even think of wearing that. Oh, of course not.

I was thinking about wearing what I have on.

This is a... Special occasion.

Good, because this is a special suit. Yeah, but you're not being reasonable. I

am being reasonable. You are not being reasonable. You are not being

You are not being reasonable.

You're going to get bit.

What? What?

See, she violent. Put a leash on her.

I know y 'all didn't just diss my suit.

Carver, this is a Tennessee tuxedo. Well, take it back to Tennessee.

Ain't nobody care about that one. Carver, you're not going to put a leash

suit.

What does it look like?

The last scene from Glory?

We're planning a wedding.

The best day of our lives.

Okay.

See you later.

Come here. I need you to help me.

The colonel wants a simple wedding.

Oh, a simple wedding is... Smart.

My man, believe me, the hoopla is not worth it.

Hoopla?

Our wedding was hoopla?

Uh, excuse me, Sasha.

Yeah, the dancing poodle.

Like that. That was a bit much.

Especially the black one that start tootsie rolling like that. They'll try

the doggy.

Pay him no mind, Sasha. Your wedding was beautiful.

Fur balls and all.

Uh, uh, Colonel.

Um, Miss Edna should have something she can be proud of.

Yes. Is that too much to ask?

No, because you're the bride and nothing is too much.

Now, you're definitely going to have a stretch white limo, right?

I hadn't thought about it, but that does sound pretty good.

We live right down the street.

We got to have doves.

Definitely doves. Oh, I could see it now, honey. I could see it. Yeah, I'm

you can see it now, because you're going to be picking it up later.

Have y 'all ever seen doves cry?

What's wrong with dogs?

Look, sweetheart, men don't care about stuff like that. We know it's a waste of

money. Yeah, that's what I said.

Okay, now look, you know what I think y 'all should do? I think you should take

Edna far, far away. Just take her on a trip and never come back.

You can't put a price on happiness, right?

Oh, girl, a mother don't cost but $10 .99.

Our budget is $500.

What?

$500, you can get a good mother. You can get her a rhinestone and a diamond

right in a minute.

For the wedding, idiot.

A decent wedding for $500?

Okay, that's stupid.

I don't know. Listen, Colonel, you can do it for even less.

What?

Well, I think you should have the dove and the limo.

Look, I say you keep it small.

Wait, wait, I... Say, y 'all leave right away and don't come back. That's what I

say.

I think that what we need to do is pretty obvious.

And I think you're right.

The wedding is off!

What just happened?

I just missed out on a four -week vacation away from Edna. That's just

happened.

Mr. Brown, this is... I'm serious.

They may not ever get married now. Which means no honeymoon.

Which means I got to look at Emma every, every day.

Why? Why?

You probably scared him away with that suit.

No, Cora, I think we know who to blame.

Oh, no, don't be hard on yourself, honey.

You were just trying to give some good suggestions.

I wasn't talking about me.

Oh, you're right.

Cora's to blame, too.

She's not talking about me. She's talking about you, Will.

Uh, it's my fault?

Well, I'm glad you admitted it.

Eh.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm not the one that tried to turn this whole thing into a circus.

Although, if we had had a circus, it probably would have felt better.

I was not turning their wedding into a circus.

Oh, that's right. I'm sorry, honey.

That was our reception.

Oh, so what?

You had a problem with our reception, too?

Huh? I'm just saying, if it were up to me, I would have taken all that money

gone to Vegas or something.

Vegas? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Excuse us for trying to do something classy.

All you had to do was stay out of it.

Well, wait.

You asked for my opinion.

That's before you said something stupid.

Stupid? Yeah. No, I said something smart. You said something stupid.

But everything is ruined now.

Well, I hope that you are happy.

Don't try to put it on me. Y 'all and your little family. No, you don't want

You don't want to. You're trying to make us all make money.

All right.

All right.

Can't y 'all see people hurting?

People are hurting and all you can think about is yourself.

That's so selfish.

You selfish.

You selfish. And you selfish -er.

All y 'all selfishness. You're right, Mr. Brand. Everybody just selfish. Y

see people hurting.

All the way deep down in there.

You're right, Mr. Brown. It was our fault. You know, what should we do?

Give me some tissue so I can stop hurting.

I don't want to have to look at the ugly self.

It's me.

Come on now.

Renee? Uh -huh?

Do you really think this is the best place to be doing that?

Oh, right.

I should move over here. The light's better, huh? Grab my fan for me.

Thanks.

Okay, didn't I ask you to file these reports?

Yeah, but my nails ain't dry yet.

You can do it.

It's your job.

Okay, yeah. Like it's my job to cover for my boss when she's late for work!

How many times are you going to mention that?

A lot.

I already thanked you. I even bought you lunch.

Okay, let's see.

nasty tuna salad, keeping my boss out of trouble.

Tuna trouble.

Tuna trouble.

Tuna... I already said it wouldn't happen again.

Renee, you gotta stop this.

Well, you know, I can always just go on up to Dr. Moore and tell him that you

were out for dietricking.

I get it, Renee.

Mm -hmm. Well, I'm going to lunch.

We already went to lunch. It's my second lunch.

Renee, you need to get... I need to what?

I need to call Dr.

Moore and tell him what?

Be back in five.

Lunchroom, stack.

Oh, don't you worry about me, Tina Tardy. I take my job very seriously.

Cora?

Sasha! Hey, girl!

Sasha!

I'm sorry.

Am I in your way?

But I wouldn't want to cause too much hoopla.

Too late.

A grown man can't have an opinion without it. Telling me I can't have no

poodles. Everybody loves poodles.

Stupid little hairy funny looking little dog.

Oh, this seat's taken.

Here comes the bride.

Oh, don't nobody want to hear that. Come here wearing this dashiki.

Wait, you decided to go through with the big wedding?

I knew the colonel would come to his senses.

We both came to our senses. We got hitched at the courthouse.

We thought you two broke up.

You see, the Lord does answer prayer.

Okay, y 'all can go ahead and go on your trip right now.

Congratulations,

but you did it without us. Look, I know you all meant well, but we realized we

were both so caught up in how we were going to get married, we forgot about

the... Why?

Okay, look, look. I got a why.

Okay, why y 'all still here? What time does the next train leave, and why y

not on it? Why? Why? We decided that what we really wanted on our wedding day

was to be with each other.

Oh, guys, we're so sorry we missed the ceremony, but I bet it was beautiful.

Oh, it was perfect.

Yeah? Yeah, because Edna was there.

That's the same way I thought about Sasha on our special day.

Yes, baby.

And look, that's all I was trying to say before.

Can we still do a reception for you?

Oh, Cora, that would be lovely.

Okay, everything to get ready out. Here we go. I'm so excited. It's going to be

beautiful. We're going to have a dozen tables with big centerpiece. All right.

Oh, that's good. And we got, hey, don't forget the yellow suit. They're going to

have to wear that yellow suit.

Oh, and we can have a giant ice sculpture. And the choir's gonna go, oh,

No, no, no. We don't need no ice sculptures, no yellow suits. You need a

can't have a party without a DJ. And the DJ's me, okay?

Oh. Wicked, wicked, wicked.

What?

DJ Willie Fresh, baby, you know how I do.

Ain't that right, Colonel? Mm -mm.

Colonel?

Miss Edna?

Hey. Where'd they go?

Uh. They wicked, wicked walked out. DJ Willie Whack. How you going to call me

Willie Whack? DJ Dum Dum Dum.

That's better than a choir.

That's just ISIS going up.

In the closet, taking my nap like I always do, because the mops are really

and women are fresh in there. Okay, Renee.

It is.

Okay, I was in the closet, and somebody locked me in. I've been stuck in there

for hours, so I had to crawl through the vents to get out. And I couldn't die.

I could have been dead, not alive.

So you were taking a nap and got locked in the closet?

Yes. Well, maybe that's what I should have told Dr. Moore in our meeting.

I missed the meeting.

Mm -hmm.

to impress my bosses.

Really?

Well, yeah, not you.

You don't matter. So,

how mad is he?

He's not.

He's not? No.

No, I told him that you were out doing volunteer work.

Oh, you did?

He was impressed, girl. Really? Yes, he was.

Oh, thank you so much. I love you.

Wait.

Does this mean we're even?

going in a broom closet payback oh here's the keys to the closet

what you didn't oh i did well guess what

now you owe me here you go taking my

lunch

At that new boutique, big sale.

Huge.

And I got something for you.

Really?

Ooh, what?

Direction.

There's a shortcut on Peachtree.

Ooh, in that case, I got something for you, too. Really? Why?

It's a message.

Did you forget about our meeting today?

Oh, I better go show my face.

Renee, don't worry.

Why?

Did you cover for me?

Nope.

I told on you.

Good luck with that.