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Oh, baby.

Oh, that smells great.

All right.

What did you do?

I made egg, bacon, and cheese grits.

Cheese grits? Mm -hmm. Oh, baby, what happened to the car? No, no, no. Where

the kids?

Everything's fine.

Can't a husband just make breakfast for his beautiful wife without there being

any ulterior motives?

No.

What did you do?

You're gonna love these eggs. All right?

Try.

Mmm.

Mmm. Right?

Yeah.

Oh, these are so good.

Mm -hmm.

Whitby, try these grit.

Mmm. Oui.

Yeah. Here. Ugh.

Oh, here, let me keep some more. There you go.

Yeah.

You know, speaking of bachelor parties, Anthony's is tonight.

There it is.

Baby, is that why you waited to serve me those grits?

Uh -uh. No, no. See, I'm only going to swing through for a minute.

Well, that better be the only thing that's swinging through there, okay?

That's funny.

But really, uh...

Can I go?

So how many nasty, dirty strippers gonna be there, huh?

Um... Ooh, uh, nasty, dirty... Just one.

Just one.

Um, but I don't even care about that.

You're the only nasty, dirty stripper for me, baby.

Baby, you know what? Just stop, okay?

All right? You are a grown man, and you can do whatever you want.

But you gotta remember what you're coming home to.

Mm -hmm. All right.

And, um, speaking of that, why don't you refresh my memory?

No, man.

My cheese grits getting cold.

I'll be quick.

Then hell no!

you die, you are dead.

If you don't know the Lord, when you die, you are dead.

If you don't know the Lord, when you die, you are dead. You're dead. You're

dead. Dead.

You're dead.

Dead. Oh, I like that. That song sits in my spirit. What you doing, Daisy?

I'm updating my family Bible.

Oh, really?

What is that, the Old Testament?

Let me see that.

Oh, Adam and Daisy.

You are, Mr. Brown, but it's very important to update one's family tree

posterity. You know, I went and got my posterity check.

Lord, they scoped me down. I didn't like that too much.

Well, you'll like this. This is my great -great -great -grandfather Whitney.

He came over from Ireland.

Really? Well, he was asked to leave because he drank too much. Oh. You know,

got Irish relatives.

Really? Yeah, the, uh, O 'Jackson's. They, they sharpened it to the O 'Jays.

They, they, they were, they were living in places. Yes, yes.

Well, this is my great, great, great Aunt Abigail Whitney.

She was a dancer. Yeah, uh, was she professional?

Yes, when she wasn't dancing.

She had to pay the rent.

Oh.

Now, did you say the Whitney's? Yes.

I got Whitney's in my... family. No. Yes, in the Brown Bible. I read this all

the time. Just try to make sure I keep reading.

Yeah, right here.

Whitney's running my family, too. See, we got Uncle Hezekiah Bo -Ditley Whitney

right here. There he is.

Well, Abigail Whitney was the great -grandmother of Eli Whitney, who

the cotton gin.

Shut up!

My Uncle Hezekiah invented gin and juice.

Where you say your family from?

Savannah. Savannah?

My great -great -great -uncle Silas Brown was the first one to end Savannah.

had a Silas Brown in our family, too.

No. And Silas begat Jacob.

And Jacob begat Percival. And Percival begat Emmett.

Cousin!

Wait, wait.

This don't mean you're going to begat a family discount.

Hey, you scared me.

So how was that bachelor party, huh?

Um... I think it was cool.

It was cool? Yeah, but I got bored.

I'm going to bed. You coming?

Baby, baby, wait.

You're not going to give me any detail?

Nothing? Come on, I'm cool like that. I'm your wifey. Oh, right. Okay.

Um, uh...

It, um, you know, beer, poker.

You played some strip poker? Well, the strippers did, and they lost.

Yeah, they kept losing.

And then they kept losing, and they lost again.

Really? Really? No, actually, I'm just playing. Everybody left their clothes

Honey, there is no need for you to get defensive, because I trust you. Well,

that's good, because I'm trustworthy.

That is so awesome.

That's beautiful.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

So why are you sweating?

Yeah.

Nah, man, I was just messing with you.

I thought I was really sweating.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah. But you know, the entire time I was there watching those strippers, I

thinking about you.

Baby, that don't sound right.

Oh, no, that doesn't sound right. No, it doesn't.

Okay, the entire time I was there ignoring them strippers. Uh -huh.

I was thinking about you. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. All right. Okay.

All right.

You know, because that was Anthony's bachelor party. Anthony's bachelor

For Anthony.

I was just there for support.

Well, baby, I am just glad you had a good time. I really am. Good. Yeah. I

there for Anthony and left before the show even started. Oh, you did?

So you only played cards.

That was it.

That was it?

Well, why don't I take you upstairs?

And maybe I can put on a show for you.

25,

30, 45, 60, 65, 70, 75. All you around my base is O -U -T, out.

Mr. Brown, what are you doing? Oh, I'm playing hide and seek with my cousin

Daisy.

This is our base.

Your cousin Daisy?

Yes. Are you sure we're related to her?

Yeah, Cora, that's what the family Bible say. How else are you going to explain

it? Cora, we have relatives that date all the way back to my great -great

-uncle Tyler.

Uncle... Dave!

Now, Daisy, you know that was cheating. Cora was distracting me.

Distracting, Mr.

Brown. Now, don't you think you two are taking this a little too far?

No. No, we just making up for lost time. Ain't that right, cousin?

That's right, cousin.

Yeah. All this time, I thought we had a little Indian in our blood, Corrin. And

it was a dollop of daisy. And I had a little bit of brownie.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt your rainbow reunion.

But you two may not be blood related.

What are you saying?

See, Corrin, every time two countries try to get together and pull it

somebody got to come mess it up.

You newt.

You just evil.

Mr. Brown, you know it's customary for the slaves to take on the slave owner's

name?

The witness didn't have no slaves. Slaves? We didn't have slaves. We had

employees.

They even had their own quarters out back.

I believe they were immigrants.

Barbara, is she saying that the Browns... Mr. Brown, Miss Daisy's family

our family.

No, no, there's no way.

You know what? I... want my reparation and i want it now oh mr brown no

david you are dead to me mr brown you don't understand my family

voted for lincoln twice what is

going on family squabble between them two yes okay i don't even want to know

All right, take care, y 'all. I'm off to the hospital. All right, see you

tonight. All right.

Maybe we can play doctor again.

Oh.

You sick?

I got the cure there.

Y 'all gonna stop making all that noise next to my room.

Young love, so innocent, so pure.

Yep. Y 'all take a video?

Yes, y 'all so affectionate this morning. What's the occasion?

No, no, no, no, baby. I'm sorry, but I do not kiss and tell.

That's why you need a video.

Okay, so look.

Will went to his bachelor party last night. Will, will you let him go?

Well, why wouldn't I? I trust my husband.

And she should.

Will is one of the good ones.

Yeah, he's a good one.

At home.

Miss Edna, what are you talking about?

Well, you have your steak on wheel, and a gentle breakfast in

bed, and then you have your bachelor party wheel on wild and nasty strippers

bed.

Miss Edna. Miss Edna, wheel is not like that. Uh -huh. Okay, and honey, why

would he go for some hamburger when he has got a fine piece of steak at home?

That's right, baby.

Call me baby, baby.

Some men prefer strip steak.

Oh, man, Will must have forgot his cell phone.

Oh, looks like an opportunity to me.

Don't listen to her.

The road to hell is paved by Edna.

You gonna look at that?

No, Miss Edna, I'm not gonna look at it.

Okay, that text message is for Will, and that's his own private business.

Well, when he married you, you took over his business.

I think you need to look at this. I think you need to trust him. Ladies,

Okay, Will doesn't have anything to hide.

Then what do you have to lose?

All right, Miss Edna.

I'm going to prove it to her, okay? My husband doesn't have anything to hide.

anybody knows everything about their mate, it is me.

Okay?

All right.

I'll read it.

Um... It was nice meeting you last night.

A little louder.

Here's more of what you asked for.

X, X, X... Cinnamon.

And now there's a video that's coming up.

Now that chick did it right. She took a video.

a text message. Corrie, that ain't no text message. That's a video.

Now look, there's a logical explanation for this. Yeah, he's a man.

Miss Edna, this is not time for jokes, okay? I don't know what to do about

Well, first you pray.

Oh, Lord.

That's a good start right there. That's a good start.

Honey, I want you to take the... First of all, you take that man. You sit that

man down and you say, Lord, I need you to help me work this...

Sasha, nothing ever happens, Sasha.

You're the only stripper for me, Sasha.

Yes. For better or for worse, Sasha. Oh, this is worse. Wait a minute. Wait,

wait. Hold it, hold it. I'm not him.

Sit down, baby. Sit down. Let the devil use you like that.

Okay. Look, guys.

I am going to have to confront him. All right? I've got to see what he's got to

say about it. No, no, no. You can't confront him that direct.

Yeah. Well, why not?

Because you went through his phone.

But he is guilty.

And so are you.

Oh, God, what am I going to do? What am I supposed to do?

You're going to bother him.

Miss Setna. Miss Setna.

All right.

You give him a little hint.

Yeah. Most men, when they do something wrong, really want to tell you about it.

Oh, yeah, well, that's the only way you can get the truth out of a man.

Not a one of my husbands came clean unless I gave him a little

Don't you listen to her, baby. I want you to hold on to God's unchanging hand.

You're a Christian woman.

Watch the man. He'll hold you down.

And keep your neck pinned to the ground. Mr. Brown, can I talk to you?

No, I'm studying about the man.

The Emancipation Proclamation?

Yes. I have you to know we were constipated in 1863.

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how much money your family owed mine for all that

hard work we did. Oh, Mr. Brown.

I'm talking about a firm... of action. That's what I want, action.

Mr. Brown, you have to talk to me about this. I ain't got to do nothing.

I ain't got to talk to you. You don't own me.

I didn't want my family to buy your family.

Oh, so my family ain't good enough for y 'all now.

Sometimes you are just as stubborn as a mule.

Well, speaking of mules, where's my 40 acres and my mule?

Where's my mule at? I want my mule and I want it now.

What is all this talking about?

I'm being oppressed by the man. I'm sorry, by the one man.

Would you two please calm down?

Oh, tell that to Mr. Brown.

He's the one with the one -man march.

Power to the people.

Hey, look, both of y 'all, come sit down.

I ain't sitting down by her.

Come sit down.

You sit down first. You sit down first. You don't know me.

Oh, we'll sit together. We're equal.

All right, on three.

One, two, three.

Tell me what to do.

Now, listen. Okay, while y 'all having your uncivil war, I've been doing some

research.

Apparently, our great -great -uncle Silas was a free man, and he ran away

Miss Daisy's great -great -great -aunt, Abigail.

Well, Abigail's name should have been Jezebel.

No, Mr. Brett.

They got married, and they lived together in Paris for the rest of their

So, we're the descendants of their children. Yes, it seems so.

So, my family never owned your family?

No. Does this mean I can't get my mule?

I just named that mule Maria.

What?

Stop talking about my mother.

Hey,

baby doll.

What's up?

What's for dinner?

I don't know, baby. What were you expecting?

Cinnamon rolls?

Uh, no.

But, uh, don't worry about it. I'll just make a sandwich or something.

How was your day?

Oh, it was great.

I had myself a long talk with Miss Edna and Cora.

God and the devil.

Really? What were y 'all doing? Having church?

You know.

Actually, we were having a long discussion about men.

Oh.

Sweet. So, uh, did you talk about me?

Yeah, well, believe it or not, we sure did.

About how low, down, and dirty you could be. That's what we talked about.

I thought you liked what we did last night.

Wait a minute.

You sound upset.

I'm a little confused, so let me rewind. I woke up this morning, came down here,

breakfast, kissed you goodbye, you flirted with me a little bit, I went to

came back, but now you got an attitude.

Oh, so I...

Yeah. Okay, you ever thought that maybe there is a reason that I have an

attitude? Huh?

How about you check this out?

What's that?

A cell phone.

Oh, you want to be funny?

You want to be funny.

Okay.

What, you want to upgrade?

I'm not mad about the phone. I am mad about what is on that phone.

What, numbers?

You going to play dumb?

You're going to stand there and you're going to lie to my face.

Well, cool. Why don't we play a game? Huh?

It is called Dial the Digits.

Huh?

We're going to see who's got the last laugh. This one, okay. Hold up. One.

Oh, we'll see in just a minute. How about that?

Oh! Oh!

Is that a ring you got here?

Is that a ring?

Oh! Oh, you know what? I think it is. I know it is.

Oh, well, I'm going to... You are just... You don't know how much hot

are in. I am going to hurt you.

Hello.

Sasha?

Hi, honey.

How you doing?

Yeah. This is your husband, Will.

I'm sorry.

Are you apologizing for not trusting me? Because you thought Anthony's phone was

my phone?

And obviously you don't trust your husband because you went through his

looking at text messages.

Huh? I'm sorry, is that your face cracking in the background?

Come on, baby, I thought you trusted me.

Oh, baby, I did.

Okay, I do trust you, but it's just that I was looking and I... Hey.

I went to the party, okay?

Anthony drank too much, so I grabbed his phone and his keys and I drove him home

like the responsible man you married.

Baby, I know.

Okay? I trust you. It's just that Miss Edna was telling me that I should...

Edna? Oh, God. You were talking to the devil.

Honey, I'm gonna make this up to you, okay? I'm so sorry. I really do trust

okay? And I can't believe that I didn't... I don't know why I did it.

I'll never do it again. I promise.

Okay?

I don't know.

Call me later, and I'll see.

No, no, no, no, no!

Wait! Baby, wait!

Come on, so you can be in a family portrait.

I'm coming.

Come on, boy.

I've got a date. I've got to get there before his wife gets back.

Okay, wait a minute. No, that's too much pink over here. You've got to break it

up. Get some color right here. Here we go. Are you ready?

Yes. All right, all right.

Reparation on three.

One, two, three.

Reparation.