All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s04e07 The Taxpayer

They just got that car. I ain't seen
that car in this neighborhood.

I know that ain't their car.

And that ain't her husband.

What are you doing?

Cora, I didn't know you had facial hair.

You gonna have to start shaving like
your mama.

Mr. Brown, what are you doing out here?

Oh, nothing. I'm not doing nothing. Are
you snooping on the new neighbors, Mr.

Brown? No. You need to mind your own
business. Come on in this house. This is

business. It can be some vicious
kidnappers out there to come take me.

Take you where? Clothes shopping?

Don't be like that, Cora.

Do you want your daddy's face to be on
the front of a chocolate milk carton?

I should be so lucky.

You are lucky. You lucky to have a daddy
like me to protect you.

I'm telling you, I can pick out a robber
from a thousand patients.

Well, it's too bad you can't pick out a
matching shirt and pants.

You talking about this match?

Look. Lot of colors? Lot of colors. Bam.

Hey, everybody.

Oh, that's a lot of colors.

I told you.

Matching, don't it?

So what's for breakfast?

A warm bowl of Derek go -to -heck -home.
Please.

I'd rather have eggs.

Good morning, Miss Cora. Good morning,
sweetie. How are you? Ooh, look, look.

They got a flat -screen TV. You know
what? This is suspicious.

This is real suspicious.

Everybody got a flash screen TV, but y
'all... I'm not trying to keep up with

the Jetsons.

You ain't keeping up with the
Flintstones.

What is that?

Look, what?

What is that?

Let me see, let me see, let me see.

Hold on, you heard... Derek, you about
to choke. You heard my neck. You heard

neck. What neck?

That was good, boy. You were rolling,
baby.

That's a clothes steamer.

Never heard of it.

Of course you haven't.

Polyester doesn't wrinkle.

That's a good one for you. That's good.

You don't need no soup made out of her.
Let that girl go.

I hope that ain't... I hope that ain't
Derek.

You want some food?

I'm so sorry.

I'm Officer Roberts, and this is Officer
Whitney.

Oh, y 'all popo.

I prefer undercover.

Whatever you do on your time off is your
business.

Can we come inside?

You sure you don't need a research
warranty?

We would only need a search warrant if
we wanted to search your house.

Look, Christy Love got a nasty attitude.

Come on in.

You ain't got to shake your neck and do
all that.

Sir, have you noticed anything strange
about your new neighbors?

Uh, yes. Oh, you got to see him. Down
the street, the colonel lived with a

moose.

Yeah, it's a new reality show. I think
it's called Animal Love.

Would you like a sandwich?

No. You sure?

We believe your new neighbors are
involved in subversive activity.

Shut up!

being in a submarine and ain't even no
water in atlanta we think they're

breaking the law and we need to use your
house for a stakeout that's just oh

look it's done wonder we can't get
nothing done around here we got people

there breaking the law and y 'all want
to come over here and do a cookout when

did y 'all trade in donuts for ribs
stakeout is when we hide in your house

gather evidence against a suspect stake
out

Detective work?

Absolutely. That doesn't make you
nervous, now does it? Oh, no. I could be

private detective. Yes, I'm something
like one anyway.

You mind if I get me one of them shoe
phones? Just give me a size six.

Are you kidding me?

We don't have shoe phones, but I can
give you these.

Wait a minute.

Yes, we don't want anyone getting hurt.

Okay, I keep it down. I keep it down. I
don't want everybody to know I'm a

secret Asian.

I do, like, Kung Fu, Kung Pao Chicken,
and I solve crimes.

Well, congratulations.

Thank you. Welcome to the team. Thank
you.

Let's get something straight before I
get started.

I got to give you my rules.

Okay, first of all, I don't report to
nobody.

I get off at 2 o 'clock, and I... I need
a throw -down weapon with the Syrian

number scraped out the side of it.

I need a full DVD set of T .J. Hooker.

You can never do too much research.

And, uh... Who loves you, baby?

And in here is the reception area. And
this is where we do our... Renee?

Renee, I'm busy.

You meditating?

No.

Medicating.

Oh, yeah.

And the red pill just kicked in. Oh,
yeah.

Oh, okay.

How may I help you?

Renee, I need you to run these files
over to cardiology. Oh, right away.

Ooh. Oh, wow.

I forgot that baby was 100 milligrams.

Okay. Oh, all right. Renee, would you
hurry?

Cardiology is waiting.

Do you want me to take them?

renegade she can't make you work there
are child labor laws to protect you i

know because i have a case pending my
son it never um anyway what are you

here brianna is helping out because it's
role model day she came over here to

shadow me and see what i do because i am
her role model okay so there was

will the murderer

This murderer had... Yes, she made the
right choice.

That was an accident, right?

Yeah, no. Around here, we call him Kill
Will.

Sasha Renee is funny.

She's not lazy like you said.

Lazy?

Okay, you know what?

I'm going to go and take a nap in 306,
and when I wake up, I'm going to be so

offended. Renee, there is no time for a
nap.

Okay, I need you to take these files to
cardiology.

Wait for them to review and then bring
them back.

Adopt it. You want to go with me?

Me? Sure.

No.

I mean, she can't.

Rihanna, baby, aren't you supposed to be
hanging with me today?

I'm your role model, remember?

I'll be right back.

Yeah, role model.

We're going to see if we can roll up on
some hot medics on our way to

cardiology. All right.

She's 16, Renee.

We'll stop by Pediatrics then. Come on.

What the sweet

Georgia brand are you wearing?

Carter, this is my new look.

Yeah, like that guy from The Matrix with
his legs chopped off.

Why are you dressed like that?

Kurt, I can't tell you.

I cannot divulge my secret.

But I will tell you this much.

It's a secret.

That's all I can tell you about this
right now. You'll know by and by.

Where y 'all going?

To the neighbors to give them this pie
to welcome them to the neighborhood. No,

Carver, you can't go over there.

Why not?

Because they don't like pie.

How do you know?

You met them?

Yes. Carver, I went over there the other
day. I said, hi, I'm Mr. Brown. And she

said, hi.

And she said like this, we hate pie.

Mr. Brown, stop.

No, Cobra, I'm telling you, you cannot
go over there. Why?

Because you can't go over there.

Why did you do that to my pie?

Cobra, it's my suit. It's got my arms.

Would you stop it? Why are you tripping?

I'm not tripping. You know what? You
remember the other day how I was telling

'all it was something suspicious about
them?

Yes, I'm telling y 'all. We're going to
tell you. It's suspicious, Mr. Brown.

Well, it's suspicious or whatever.
There's something going on over there.

we're going to show y 'all that I was
right. Who is we?

Shh, shh. Be quiet. Cora, tip down. Tip,
tip, tip, tip.

Good. Here they are. Come on in.

Cora dropped her pie.

Who was this people? Wait, you just
can't walk all up in our house like

Mr. Brown will explain to you after we
leave.

She talking code. She talking 1099 -WT
-AW9 -1049.

And a 699.

Yes, that's code talk. Y 'all don't
understand that kind of stuff. Tax

Don't make me backhand you with the
strong arm of the law. Back up.

Oh, suitcases. That's great. That's a
good idea.

Is this where you keep the secret stuff?

Like your laser inkjet printer pen?

Oh, and your back spray? That's where
you keep your back spray to knock people

out? Underconscious?

Yeah.

and my invisible jet is parked outside.

You got one of them too, like, like old
girl on the... Oh,

yeah, y 'all's look better than hers.
You can't even see y 'all's.

Somebody give him the red pill.

And what are those suitcases for?

Oh, this is where we'll put the
valuables.

Oh, what valuables?

The ones we're taking from you.

that kitchen is junk.

Junk. Not that I eat junk.

I'll tell you what, you better not come
in here cussing. You ain't gonna rob me,

Dora the Explorer, and then you gonna
try to cuss me out?

I done told Cora, Cora, buy good, clean,
wholesome food.

You need to buy more fruit and more
refuge.

I said it the other day, that's why you
ain't regular.

What you buying in the garage?

A box of Charlie Pryde tapes, 24 pairs
of polyester pants.

cheeky, and an autographed picture of
Rodney Allen Rippey.

I tell y 'all, they're not messing with
my Rodney Allen Rippey stuff.

Y 'all better don't touch my Rodney
Allen Rippey.

Rodney Allen Rippey ain't no jerk I had
you to know. He's an icon.

Just shoot me.

Chief, look, there's got to be something
of value in this place.

You better not tell my...

You got a plan?

I bet you we thinking the same thing.
Let's see if we think it. Does yours

involve hot glue, duct tape, and a
boomerang?

What's your plan, Derek? What's the
plan?

She might be tough on the outside, but
inside she's all woman.

Yeah, that's true.

Watch and learn. Okay, I'm learning.

Officer Roberts, get over here, girl.

You talking to me? Yeah, I sure am.

Get over here front and center.

Heaven must have lost an angel because
you down here with me.

That's right.

You psycho!

I could have told you that.

Excuse me, Mr. Psycho.

Back in 1977, I lost my daddy's keys.
Can you tell me where they at?

That's psychic, Mr. Brown.

Don't let the devil use you and you lie.
They lie, you don't lie.

Cora, you got a diamond bracelet. Wait,
wait, wait. Under your mattress.

In that sip like that.

Wrapped in toilet tissue.

That's what you got, Cora.

He can't be that stupid.

No, no, really. He is.

Come on.

Oh.

Cora, I probably shouldn't have said
that, huh?

You think?

Forgive me, Cora.

Nurses Weekly?

You know what, I always need you guys to
come.

Yes, oh, of course I have time for a
survey.

Okay, um, white lab coat, black heels,
red underwear.

this station for over an hour. Oh, gosh,
just calm down. We were just having

some fun. Well, there is no fun in the
hospital.

Well, not when you're around, yeah.

Fun killer.

Got a patient killer and a fun killer.
Just a family of murderers.

Sasha, we had the best time. We went to
the cafeteria, the gift shop, and to

hang out with the EMTs.

Wow, well, I sent you all to cardiology.

I know, but they're so serious.

Siri does a heart attack.

What?

Cardiology. Heart attack. They perform.

Oh, you are so unfunny. Here.

Brianna, I've got something really
exciting for us to do.

You are going to come with me to do my
rounds.

Boring.

Miss Jenkins, we're ready for you now.

Come on.

It's not boring.

I am her role model. She looks up to me,
Renee.

Oh, okay, Sasha.

Hey, what you doing? You know your
insurance does not cover wheelchair. You

you gotta walk.

I decided I wanted to be a nurse.

Really? Yeah.

Rihanna, that's great. Just like Renee.

Hey!

That's not great.

It's not great for you, but hey, fake
baby.

Now, the key is to always look like
you're busy, like this.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Mr. Bracken, you move your chair? Yes,
Cora, I can move it.

I'm like, move.

What are you doing?

Wait, wait, I'm going to get your... I'm
going for the dog.

I'm getting the dog.

Wait, no, not... I'm a

rat for hat, come on.

Mr. Bracken, no, if you two could put
your chairs close together, maybe we

untie each other.

Oh, yeah.

Save that woman's life.

Well, that's part of what I like about
being a nurse.

Is this what you do all day?

Usually it's not this exciting.

Man, Renee, wasn't Sasha great?

Oh, I know Orphan Annie.

She is a great nurse.

She's actually taught me a few things
myself.

I never use any of that crap, but it's
nice to know I can if I need to.

So, Brianna, do you think you could do
this?

I don't know. It seems like a lot of
work.

We've always told you you can be
anything you want.

Is this what you always wanted to be,
Renee?

Oh, no.

I wanted to be an heiress.

Well, my broke parents, they messed that
all up. They're so whack.

Come on, Bree. Let's go check on Miss
Jenkins.

Okay.

See it in my head.

Okay, okay. I almost got it. I almost
got it.

hear you.

It's Checker Carver.

So what are we going to do, Mr. B? We're
going to take them out.

I don't know about this, Mr. Brand.
Remember, they have guns.

Carver, we have intelligence.

Oh, we're going to die.

I'm not sure about this.

Everybody just focus.

We need a code word for get up and
attack.

Okay, so what's the code word going to
be?

Didn't I just say focus? It's get up and
attack.

Oh, wait. I got it. I got it. You're
free. I'm free.

Yeah.

What? Come on.

Come on, Danny.

I'm coming.

Here,

here, here.

Come on. Let's get out. I hear him. I
hear him. They're coming back. Give it,

give it. Are you still untied up?

That's not the way you work.

Look,

man, we've been doing this a long time,
and we ain't never seen a house like

this. Nada aqui.

You better stop that cussing in my
house.

We've been through every closet, every
dresser, looked under every mattress.

We ain't found nothing.

Genuine cubic zirconium.

Where my dear get that kind of money
from?

She done started backstripping.

I know it. She done started doing lap
dances.

It's like having a herd of elephants
sitting in your lap.

This place is a dump.

I thought at least you'd have a safe or
some antiques or something.

I guess that only leaves one thing to
do.

I'm doing dance moves!

$50. At least get the carpets clean.

We're going to do $50.

This is embarrassing.

Y 'all ain't going to leave my house
like this. I know you're not. Hey, where

'all going? Where y 'all going? Oh,
we're going to hit the house across the

street. They got a flat screen.

Tell them that.

You ain't got to hit me like that.

Knock the brakes off of him.