All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s04e04 The Farewell

Can I vent?

Vent, brother, vent!

Have you ever been driving around and
you almost run out of gas looking for

cheaper gas?

Or have you ever talked to somebody
whose breath stays so bad that you just

blink and just... Oh, man, that boy sure
is funny. He needs to

be on Def Jam.

And you need to stop eating jam.

That's going too bad for me. I would
wait if I was you, Mr. Brown. Wait for

This iced tea is going right through me.

Oh, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute now.
Can I vent?

Vent, brother.

Vent. Why you got surfing up? It's not
like we can see. We can see you, man. We

can see you.

Okay, leave me alone. Why you going to
call me out on the mic? Stop. Leave me

alone. Yeah, just like if somebody was
looking for you, they'd be like, what

color you got on? They'd be like, all of
them.

Okay, that was funny. Now just leave me
alone, because I'm just going to go to

the bathroom. Stop.

Yeah, look at you, Al. Look how tight it
is. Got you showing your belly button

like a cup holder, just all out.

Hey, where you get those clothes from?
Where you get those clothes from?

I got these clothes from your mama.

Yes, I got them out of a hamper, along
with a jockstrap and a muscle shirt. Now

what?

me, you should have left me alone. If
you leave me to sleep, I'll sleep. But

done woke me up. What?

So you got jokes.

Well, that makes one of us.

So you think you're funnier than me,
huh?

Cora done had cramps funnier than you.
Cora, I'm sure.

Hey,

man.

I take this comedy stuff serious.

That's probably why you not funny.

I got to go to the bathroom. I ain't
going to be sitting fooling with you. I

to go. Well, why don't you come on up
here then if you think you're funny to

You're going to see it's a lot easier to
be funny out there than up here. Well,

why don't you do your next set from my
seat then?

You want to see something funny? Pull
out a mirror.

do that again, the smallest one in the
tribe is going to get sacrificed to the

belt god.

Come on, guys. Hurry.

We need to get you to school early for
your testing, remember?

Testing? What testing, babe?

The school district is conducting IQ
tests. Remember I told you about that?

yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do we have to take
an IQ test?

Well, our IQ tests are to measure how
intelligent you are.

Oh, or in your case, how stupid.

When you least expect it, expect it.
What?

Hey, you two, get in the car.

Lunch. Oh, you two, a minute.

But deep down in Thighhorn, they love
each other.

Ow!

And that love is growing deeper and
deeper every day.

Later, baby. All right. Hey, Rihanna.

Get the boy out the headlock.

If that lug gets in the deeper,
somebody's going to get hurt.

Y 'all not going to believe it? Y 'all
not going to believe it. What? What

happened? It's something I've been
avoiding all my life, but I finally got

Matching your clothes?

Hey, hey, hey, don't be disrespected,
Cora.

That's disrespectful, Mr. Brown.
Whatever, same thing. But anyway, I was

trying to... Mr. Brown, I was...

tastes like bubble gum.

That's a new recipe.

That's good.

But anyway, I found my calling. I
finally found my calling. I was laying

in my bed, and I looked at myself. I
said, Chef?

My chef said, hmm?

I said, what's your calling?

My chef said, stand up.

Just like that. Plain as day. Stand up.

And when you stood up, what happened?

Oh, that's my calling. Stand up.

Oh, what's so funny?

Mr. Brown, you want to be a comedian?

Why not?

Because you're not funny.

Boy, what you talking about? All my
life, people been calling me funny.

That's funny looking.

It's still funny.

You know, I called down to the comedy
club, and they invited me to participate

in Amateur Week. Oh.

Yes, the winner gets to host the whole
night by herself.

Really? Yes, yes. Mr. Brown, that sounds
great.

Yep. Sounds better than great.

I'm so excited, I can't even eat.

I can't eat. I ain't eating nothing.

I'm tough. I don't feel like it.

That's better than great.

Because you act like you're not happy
for me.

Why are you not excited?

That boy do something to you. Reggie do
something to you.

No. If he did, I'd bust a cap right up
in him.

No, Mr. Brent. Gordon said the school
would cut him back on their budget. And

they may have to let Reggie go.

That's a shame. Now you got to dump him.

No money? No, honey.

Why?

Why?

So silly.

Rihanna, it's not a big deal.

It's easy for you to say.

It doesn't mean anything.

Why are your eyes red?

Oh, allergies.

Are you crying?

No.

Again?

Well, you know you can't watch The Color
Purple by yourself.

Joaquin's IQ is way above average.

Really? Yeah.

Well, that's great. I know.

Where is he?

Sasha, do you have any more books I can
read? These pictures are so distracting.

I just like to focus on the text. You
know what I mean?

For the last time, pictures in books are
good. Words are bad.

Maybe in your average world, Dumbelina.

Joaquin, that's enough.

How would you feel if your little
brother's IQ was higher than yours?

I'd be fine.

And... I'd be proud of him.

Well, good.

Because his IQ is higher than yours,
too.

What?

It's higher than mine, too.

Baby, the facilitators actually called
him a genius.

That's genius.

G -E -N -I -U -S.

you got that brianna i'm a genius what's

up amateur night the next comedian is
coming to

this stage has never met a color that he
didn't like let's give it up for the

funny man we simply know it's brown red

I think you're going to kill.

Thank you, Reggie. Thank you. Thank you.
Pray for me. Pray my strength.

He's going to get killed.

Hello.

Hello.

You know,

I just flew in from Chicago, and my
arm's tired.

Yeah. Yeah.

Boy, this is a tough crowd, ain't it?

think he's doing so good how can you
hear over all this silence uh um anybody

got any kids that's always good kids how
about anybody got any parents yes yes

uh you know this kind of reminds me of
my favorite mama madia yeah she used to

take her daughter cora she was underage
cora right there to a strip club when

she was eight years old to take your
baby to work week

Yeah, she'd take a kid, but my dear was
the only one that they would paint not

to take off her clothes.

Yeah, my dear was a great big old one.
Woo, she was great big.

See, she couldn't have a regular pole
like the other women. She had to have a

telephone pole.

Greased ass.

I mean, that's hilarious.

Yeah, she would take Corrie to school.
They would say, uh, they'll go to

Because Corrie would go to the strip
club. She was underage, and Madea was

usually under arrest.

Corrie turned out all right, though. At
least she got a job, yes.

Because it's hard out here for a pimp
right now.

Barbara got a job. She working. That's
when she met our no good boyfriend.

He's a coach at the school.

Boy, that team is sorry.

They're sorry.

They say, well, don't worry. We'll do
better next year.

It's too bad.

Mr. Brown, I admire your guts. How tight
his shirt is look like we can all

admire his guts!

I'm killing!

My name is Mr. Brown, and I'll be here
all week. I'll see you!

I want the gospel version, Bootsy. I
like gospel.

Hey, Sasha.

Hey, girl. Look at you, girl.

What's up, Mom? I'm good. I'm good. Hey,
sorry we're late.

Oh, no. You should have been here. Boy,
I...

We can use some laughs about now.

What's wrong?

It's Joaquin.

Ah, them Puerto Rican people came back
to get their child.

No. A white family.

No. The French people came to get him.

How about Indonesia's people?

No, Mr. Brown. No one came to claim
Joaquin. Oh, don't nobody want him.

That's not what we mean. What we're
talking about is we found out that

has the highest intelligent quotient in
the whole family.

Wow, that sounds contagious.

It ain't something I can get, is it?

No, Mr. Brown, you have nothing to worry
about.

It just means he's really smart.

The problem is that ever since he found
out, he's been acting a little full of

himself. Oh.

Well, you ought to just give him some
prune juice. He'll be all right.

I mean, God is smarter than me, but we
make that thing work.

Is that how that works? Yes, yes.

Oh, nephew, my set is about to start.
Come on, I'm about to shut it up in this

place.

I'm bringing to the stage for you to
dance a man that really needs no

introduction, Leroy Brown.

You have kids?

You have daughters?

One daughter?

Oh, I bet you she look just like you.
That ain't nothing a little surgery

cure. Okay,

how many of y 'all got kids that are
smarter than you?

Yeah, well, I can look at you and tell.

You know, my nephew and his wife, they
kids smarter than him.

They got this little Puerto Rican boy.
He's smart.

You know, that wouldn't be so bad,
except my nephew is a doctor.

killed the man on the operating table
that was my nephew raise your hand

so they can see he got his

own practice it's called male practice
the

man laid on the operating table and woke
up dead just like that

i'm killing nephew just like you get it

Uncle Brown, you just shouldn't have
done that. That's all. That was wrong,

Mr. Brown, you can't go around spreading
people's personal business.

Well, obviously I can. Some of them just
don't like it.

Look, I said I was sorry. I'm just glad
they could fit my salary in the budget

so I could keep my job.

Cobra, help your daddy. These heathens
done turned on me.

What? Oh, you used them in your set,
too?

Yeah.

Et tu, Cobra?

Et tu?

I learned that from Wacom.

You know he's smarter than everybody in
here.

Mr. Brown, what happens in this house
should stay in this house. Right.

This ain't Vegas. You shouldn't even be
in this house. Get out of my face.

Could you promise not to use us in your
act anymore?

Okay, I promise not to use you in my act
anymore.

Not just her.

Any of us. I'm going to not use y 'all.

Are you telling the truth?

routine away from winning this whole
thing and who knows they might give me

own sitcom

ain't nobody

giving you no sitcom you know what when
they do you ain't gonna be in it y 'all

not gonna be in it and you sure not
gonna be in it like the good book says

turn the other cheek and y 'all can
watch it go away watch watch the cheek

He needs a taste of his own medicine.

I

don't

know why you're struggling.

You're going to get a C anyway.

How do you know I'm going to get a C?

Because you're average.

And average people get Cs.

You think you're so smart, don't you?

I know.

And I have documents to prove it.

Hey.

What are you two talking about?

Joaquin is bragging about how smart he
is and how he thinks he's better than

everybody else.

Really? If we were a video game, I'd be
the high score.

And you'd still be trying to turn it on.

So you think that you're better than
your sister.

The numbers don't lie.

So the next time someone at school picks
on you, you're just going to smart your

way through it instead of asking your
sister for help.

I'm not saying that.

But you are too smart to need help.

Huh?

So what are you going to cook for us for
breakfast tomorrow?

You know I can't cook.

Oh, you can't?

Well, that's funny because your big
sister can.

Not for him.

Joaquin, do you understand the point I'm
trying to make?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

When Brianna grows up, she's either
going to be a gladiator or a cook.

Ow! Ow!

So even with that high IQ of yours, you
still felt the same pain?

Yes, ma 'am.

Okay, well, I'm also guessing that if
you got a cut, you would also bleed the

same red.

I don't know.

Let's see.

Sweetheart, the point I'm trying to
make...

Is that even though you scored really
high on a test, it doesn't make you

than anyone else.

And a really smart person uses their
gift to help others, not put them down.

I'm sorry.

You don't have to tell that to me.

Tell that to your sister.

I'm sorry, Brianna.

It's okay, Joaquin.

Can you help me with my homework?

Sure.

Can you just do it for me?

Then you'll get an A.

And your teachers will never believe
that.

But what's up with the megachurches?

I'm telling you, they're just too big.

I went up to the pastor the other day. I
said, Pastor, how I get to heaven?

He gonna look at me and say, go down to
the aisle eight and make a right and

heaven will be on your left.

You better hope heaven don't have a
dress code.

You better hope I don't figure out who
said that. Who said it?