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Hey, Miss Corey. Hey, guys. Derek, that was amazing, the way you went around

that guy and then you dunked on him. Yeah, thanks, little man.

Derek is a beast.

He broke everyone's ankles.

Really?

You didn't have to dunk on me like that either.

I almost broke my ankles.

I'm going to call them people on you for elderly abuse.

Corey, you see the way they be doing your daddy?

Oh, Lord.

I can't get... What

were you doing out there?

Blinding everyone with that outfit.

You ain't too old for me to get a switch to your behind. You better ask Carver.

No, that's what I did on the fourth. I switched it up and then it crossed you

over. You need to keep your arms down. You smell like you got a skunk under

arms.

Listen to you. Derek hit the winning shot sounding like Secret Squirrel.

did everything.

Derek didn't fall on the ground screaming like a little bear.

That was you, Mr. Brown.

Maybe basketball isn't your game, Mr. Brown. Try something less active. Yeah,

like blinking.

Oh, Carla, I think I pulled my hamstring in my eyelid, Carla.

Give it to the hospital.

Go look at that eye.

How are you limping?

Whatever you hurt, you're supposed to limp.

What do you want to do tomorrow, Derek?

Oh, no, I can't hang tomorrow, little man.

I got a date with Tiffany.

I thought you said you didn't like her because she was wild.

No, I said I liked her because she was wild.

Uh -oh.

Hey, Michelle.

Yeah, uh, no, tomorrow I'm studying all day.

Yeah, yeah, Monday's work. Yeah, that's cool.

How are you going to study when you have a date with Tiffany?

Uh, Tiffany's what I'm going to be studying.

Hey.

Is this a white lie?

Never hurt anybody.

I got to go, old man. Take it easy.

You too.

Wacom! I can't see, man. I know I can't. It's dark. Why is both of them dark?

I got the wrong guy, Chloe.

Wacom, give me the ball.

Now, look here.

Now, I'm going to show you this technique. Only two people know about

technique. Me and the other person that know about it. Now, try to take the

ball. You're going to be able to take it. You're just throwing it.

Okay, so what's the first thing we do when checking a patient's vital sign?

I know. You check his wallet for cash.

Okay, Renee, not today, all right? This is serious.

Fine. You check his pole.

Correct. And that can be done one of two ways, either on the neck or the wrist.

Now, does anyone want to volunteer to demonstrate?

I will.

Thank you, Monica.

There you go. Thanks.

You're not getting nothing, are you?

Why do you always have to be the class clown?

And why do you always have to dress like that?

Is something wrong with my outfit?

Yeah, you bought it.

Well, that's just your opinion.

Okay. What do you all think about my outfit?

I like your hair.

Oh, thank you.

A bit of peace?

That would be yes.

Renee, why don't you check my blood pressure? Why don't I?

Okay, everyone, now this is when you want to take the time to just make your

patient feel comfortable and, you know, at ease and make them know that

everything is going to be okay. You know what?

How can I get an accurate read with you yapping like that?

You also want to make sure to inflate the baby cup to at least...

112 over 85.

That's almost perfect.

I know.

Okay, Renee, I think that it's your turn.

All right.

Mm -hmm.

But you better not hurt me, because if you do, I'm suing. And a sister could

really use a hospital right now.

Okay, would you just be quiet?

It's normal.

Y 'all see that? Y 'all hear that?

Y 'all know I got three kids, two boyfriends, four baby daddies, and my

pillow slate again.

All right,

everyone, time to get back to work.

Thank you all for your attention.

Thank you.

Okay,

um, Renee.

Yes? Have you ever had an issue with your blood pressure?

No, why?

Because it's extremely high.

You just said it was normal!

What? What? What?

You in here, you lying to your patients, your husband killing his patients. This

is like a real funky thing here. What y 'all got going on? Renee, would you

bring it down?

All right, I did that because I didn't want to set off alarms with everyone in

here. You really need to see a doctor.

Oh, God.

Hey, Doc.

Hey, I see you.

You happy now?

Yo, Doc, come here.

Yeah, sure.

Thanks.

Here you go. Nice.

Hold on.

Hey, Cheryl.

Oh, yeah, I'm with my sick little brother.

Uh,

yeah. No, he's really sick.

Oh, yeah, here I come. All right, bye. Hey, I got to run, buddy.

Okay, see you.

I done told y 'all quit calling me every time y 'all...

You know how I pay my bills every month. Okay, all the people that I owe, the

companies and the corporations that I owe, I put them in a hat. Then I pull

out, and then I pay that one.

Obviously, your name didn't come up this month.

When your name come up, guess what?

You will get a check.

If you call me one more time, I'm going to take your name out the hat.

Bye.

Carver, we need to change our phone number.

If you pay the bill, they'll stop calling. If they call you one more time.

going to do something drastic.

Like what?

Match your clothes?

No, like match my belt to your behind.

What came just kidding, Mr. Brown? Yeah, Mr.

B. Cut a young brother some slack.

Cut a young what some what?

Look here, one pack. I don't know what you're talking about.

That's what Derek always says. And he's so cool.

What came? You want some lunch?

Why you got to try to fix him some lunch? You sure be fixing me some lunch.

Chill, player.

I ain't going to come on with Derek.

Leia? See, that's why I don't want that boy watching them rap videos.

Of course, what are these for? Oh, these are for the church bake sale.

Mm -hmm. Wait a minute. Now, somebody ever ate some?

Don't look at me. I was on the phone not paying my bills.

What came?

Well, I called.

Mr. Brown. Cora, don't put your thing in my face.

What? Cora, don't put that thing in my face.

Mr. Brown, I know you ate them because you can't resist my chocolate chip

cookies. Yes, I can. Sit back.

Now, I got to make some more. It's all your fault.

Cora, what have you... Get all this stuff with me because I'm working hard.

Well, Cora, since you're going to make some more, can I have these?

my check. You seen my check? Didn't you call in thick?

Yes, yes, but my check brings me so much relief.

R -E - relief.

Relief. That's how I spell check.

Well, if you're thick, then what you got?

Uh, I got what they call, uh, lack of checkolitis.

How long? Your shirt is making me dizzy.

I'm just trying to get my check.

Hey, anybody see my check?

Okay. Well, then I said, now that's what you call a colonoscopy.

Nephew, you shouldn't mention nothing about killing in the hospital. Remember

the guy who woke up dead?

Nephew, you seen my check?

No, I ain't seen your check. I thought you called in sick.

I am sick. Why do you keep asking me if I'm sick? Because most sick people

wouldn't come to work looking for a check.

Okay, that's most people.

I love my job. I'd come up in here if the place was on fire.

I'm dedicated to getting people well.

All right, Renee, could you please go get Mr. Brown's check?

Yeah, Renee, please. Go find my check, please.

She sleep.

Renee. Yes, you got to scream loud. She sleep like a dude.

Renee, you cool?

Well, other than her needing a brain transplant, no.

Renee.

Renee, come on, babe. How are you feeling?

Hey.

Remember when I saw that girl there and I went over to her and I said, hey, boy,

and then she said, nope.

This isn't good.

220 over 100.

Oh, we need to get her check into her room.

Hey, if she don't make it, can I keep her check?

Have I seen my check?

Time for your medication, Renee. It was time for my medication three minutes

ago. I'm going to die in here waiting for you.

You know I don't take pills.

They're supposed to give me my stuff in liquid.

Let me go get it for you in liquid form.

Come here.

Come on, Pippi Longstock. Come back here.

I smell a cigarette.

I do not smoke.

Yeah, but that doctor you're sleeping with does.

Get out of here, Smokey. Get out of my face. You make me sick.

So how's our patient?

She almost choked to death.

Trust me. You almost did.

Renee, it's time to check your vitals.

Renee, just one moment. Renee, would you open your vitals?

You know there are other ways we can take it.

Sweet cheeks.

Open what?

Chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga.

Whoa.

I shouldn't have time.

I was just enjoying the silence.

Okay.

All right, Renee.

Does your family have a history of high blood pressure?

Do play cousins count?

No. Yes.

Yes, you have a history of high blood pressure? No, I have play cousins.

Renee, you know that's not what I just asked you. Then no.

Okay, why are you being difficult? Why are you being difficult?

Would you stop?

This is serious.

I'm not playing with you.

Hey, what's going on?

She's mocking me.

What? Will you stop?

Okay, both of y 'all stop.

Renee, you know your blood pressure is very high. You could have a stroke.

That's all those salty potato chips you eat. How do you know they're salty?

Because they're called salt and vinegar.

Renee, you're really going to have to watch your diet.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to put you on blood pressure medication.

Yes, Renee. And once you get on that, it's almost impossible to get off.

Fine. I'll try.

Listen, you need to get more exercise, Renee. And try to get rid of some of the

stress in your life.

Well, that's easy.

I said, get out.

Why you keep on being like that?

Making these cookies eat my cookies up. Who they think they are?

I know.

I heard.

Uh, Cur, you see my batteries?

Such a nasty attitude.

Cur, I need my batteries for my electric head massager.

speaking to you until you admit you ate my cookie. Well, if you ain't speaking

to me, why are you speaking?

Don't speak to me, Cory.

I remember why I put them. I knew. I'm sorry, Cory. I thought you had my

Hey, everybody.

Hey, Mr. B. Hey.

What you come to buy right now?

Oh, some batteries.

And some more of these delicious cookies.

Oh. So you the one stole my cookies. I knew it. You know what? I can't stand no

thief. I can't be around no thieving demon.

You'll steal, you'll lie.

If you'll lie, you'll steal.

I didn't steal anything.

You will lie.

I'm looking at you dead in your face, and you're going to lie.

Look, first it's your chocolate chip car, and next thing you know, it's our

screen. We don't have flat screen TV.

We never will if he in the neighborhood.

What are you talking about?

Well, can you give me some cookies earlier?

Oh, so you're our team now. Like Kermit and Miss Piggy. Like Judy and Natalie.

Like Casey and JoJo. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now, Mr. Brown, why would JoJo and JoJo laugh like that? I mean, where did he

get that from?

I don't know.

I blame them rap videos he been watching. They just be stepping,

floor, don't you know?

No, they all just be frowning, talking about they got bling bling. And then

thing you know, they'll be getting that grill repossessed.

Hey, baby.

Uh, yeah. Can I call you back? I'm totally in court right now.

Uh, not guilty, Your Honor.

Yeah, bye.

Derek, why would you lie to that girl like that?

What? Just a little white lie. What's the big deal?

It is a big deal when you have a little boy upstairs that looks up to you.

Oh, that's cool.

No, it's not cool.

And he's lying like you, too. No, he's not lying like me.

I don't get caught.

Derek, this is serious.

You need to go upstairs and talk to Joaquin and tell him that lying is

matter how big or small the situation.

Hmm.

I didn't realize he saw me as a role model.

I've never been a role model before.

Okay, I'll talk to him. All right.

Yeah, well, we ain't got no red velvet cape.

Yes, you do.

Better.

You, uh, did you tell Renee we stabilize her and she can go home? Well, why

don't we just open up a window and let her go free?

We're on the third floor.

Oh, yeah, you're right.

Why don't we take her to the roof?

What's going on?

She's driving the nursing staff crazy.

She's the patient from hell. Really?

Well, what do you suggest we do?

I vote for the roof.

Well, maybe we need to give her a taste of her own medicine.

I think you're right.

I think the patient from hell should meet the nurse from hell.

Baby. Derek.

Huh? Miss Cora said you wanted to talk to me?

Uh, yes, I do. She told me about the cookies.

I hope you lied. No, I didn't.

Now you want me to tell the truth?

Now I'm gonna get in trouble.

Well, that's what happens when you lie.

But it was just a little white lie.

You know.

like you tell all the time.

No, I do not lie all the time.

I didn't do it!

We only do it to get out of trouble, right?

Uh, that is not right, okay? We have to be honest.

I need to set an example for you.

All right, hold on.

Hey, Michelle.

Yeah, I know that I told you that I was studying earlier, but I was with the

guys, and I didn't want to be bothered by you.

Yeah, I understand.

Hello?

Hello?

What did she say?

She said she appreciated me being honest.

And? That she's never talking to me again.

See? People don't like it when you lie to them.

Sounds like they don't like it when you tell the truth, either.

Yeah, but if I had told you the truth in the first place, then she wouldn't have

been as upset.

Like I lied to Miss Cora?

Exactly.

I guess I owe her an apology.

Yes, you do.

I know it doesn't seem like it, but honesty is always the best policy.

Okay, since we're being honest, your basketball game sucks.

And your buzzer was bugging me.

Now, what do you want, Renee?

I want to sit up higher.

Renee wants to sit up higher.

You want to sit up higher, Renee?

Ow!

There you go.

Well,

baby, your insurance don't cover no put.

We could work something out.

Did you take over my putting hustle?

Maybe somebody had to cover your turf.

Because if I didn't, those chicks from radiology was going to take it.

Fine. I have $2 in my purse.

Oh, no, no, no, baby.

For $2, you can't even lick the lid.

You see this stuff out here? Goes for $5 a...

She snatched me up by my collar. She took over my putting hustle.

And she called me crazy.

I'm scared.

Renee. Yes.

You've got a day call?

Remember we talked about your stress levels.

Okay, can you give me something?

I need something.

I've got just the thing. Give her something, baby.

What you got?

You've got to stay calm.

You guys are crazy!

You're crazy!

It's time for some shish kebab. We're next.

Mr.

Brown, you wouldn't believe the more my figure came up next to you. It wasn't

me, Mr. Brown. I know, Joaquin, and I appreciate your honesty.

Aren't you proud of him, Mr. Brown? Mm -hmm.

What is this? Got milk?