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Are you sure that our adoption is absolutely, positively, and completely

Yes, it absolutely, positively, and completely is. So, nobody can take us

right? That means nobody, sweetheart.

Even if I use somebody's toothbrush to clean my fish tank?

What is this green stuff on my toothbrush?

goldfish can see.

You're never going to see Tina.

Don't threaten your brother.

Yeah.

We're going to keep talking and we're going to have some fish for dinner.

That sounds like a real family right there.

Has anybody seen my hairbrush? I left it sitting down on the sink.

The question is, what are you doing with a hairbrush?

Oh, for your information, I use it to maintain my chinchilla hat.

Well, that leads to my next question. Why would you have a chinchilla hat?

Because it go with the belt and the shoes, duh.

Everybody know that.

Why, Laura, baby?

Just let it go, let it go, let it slide.

Yes, baby, you're right.

Rihanna's asleep.

I'm not.

We were drooling in the opening.

Rihanna, why are you so tired this morning?

Because she got in after 10.

No, I didn't.

I was home at 9, just like we agreed.

Yeah, you know, I come to think of it, I did hear some footsteps coming in at

about 11.

I thought it was Madea, so I loaded up my shotgun.

I thought she was coming to get her child support court.

I was just coming back from the bathroom.

No, that better be where you were coming from, because your curfew is 9.

9 o 'clock?

Ooh, yeah, I'll give these kids all kind of privileges.

Same thing, Cora, they get them. When we was coming up, we had to bend before

the streetlights came on.

Streetlights? I thought you grew up by candlelight.

Cora, I still got my shotgun, and I will bust a cap in my daughter. Mr. Brown,

is that what you killed the chinchilla with?

Renee, why'd you bring a video game to work?

I took it from my son.

He had it at school and couldn't focus.

Oh, I wonder where he gets that from.

Huh? What?

Renee, I need you to put in a supply order.

I'm on break.

So guess what?

Break time is over, okay?

Okay, you know what? If you don't give me my break, I'm suing you for sexism.

We're both women.

Then I'm suing you for racism.

We're both black.

Then I'm suing... You for getting on my nerve -ism.

Okay, if you don't check yourself, you're gonna catch a case of unemployed

Got it?

You changed.

How about me, you, a bottle of wine, and some laughs?

Thanks for the invitation, Dr. Crane, but you know I'm married.

Well, I'm married, aren't you?

Before you answer, just know as chief of surgery, I can make your life here a

lot easier.

Call me.

Chloe. Hi.

Dr. Evans needs you to assist him in room 301. Right away. Thank you.

Sasha, Chloe's going to need Saturday night off.

Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?

What? Having a conversation with a co -worker? Troy, you know what I'm talking

about, okay? Stop being cute.

You think I'm cute, huh?

What I know is that hospital policy is very clear when it comes to doctors

fraternizing with nurses.

I'll be sure to remind Will.

You see, that's different.

Will and I are married. That's what was Chloe.

Just not to me.

Oh,

don't be like that.

Troy, I've been looking for you.

What's up?

Well, I heard something and I don't like it.

What did you hear?

You know what?

I heard you were a Mets fan.

Come on, man.

Guilty.

Well, look, I got two tickets to the Braves game on Saturday.

A patient gave them to me.

We should go. You want to go?

I'd love to, but I got a big date that night.

Oh, man.

No surprise.

But anyone I know?

You may have seen her around, but I don't kiss and tell. You know what I

Hey, man.

You can get any woman you want, man.

But hey, not my Sasha.

You know what I mean?

Boom! Snake eyes on your monkey! That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm

talking about!

I'm competitive.

Whatever I play, I give all my heart.

I landed on my property, too.

You owe me $1 ,000.

Pay up, Mr. Brand.

Carter, I need a loan. I'm a little short.

Well, how much?

$1 ,000. You heard.

Oh, no.

Well, if you can't pay me, then you're going to jail. And I'm going to win.

Now, you go into bed, and ain't nobody going to win. Good night.

Have a good night. Oh, Mr.

You don't talk to your grown folks like that. You don't talk to me like that. I

know what I'm doing.

The game was called off due to a technicality, and I commissioned it a

It's a drought. It is not a drought.

Yes, it is. It is not. It is.

It is not.

Cor, keep on arguing with me if you want to. And I'll come up and check on you

in a minute.

You played a good game.

You're a bad babysitter.

Now, you won't judge me.

I ain't nobody no bad babysitter. I'm a good babysitter. I'm the best there ever

was and there ever will be. If it was a babysitter hall of fame, I would have

been conducted years ago.

Can't nothing get by me without me seeing it. That's how good of a

am. I know everything about babysitting. Do you know I wrote a babysitting

handbook? It's called The Babysitting Handbook of America.

Can't nothing get past me. You know what? Let me go up there and check on

Brianna. No, no, she's, she's, you know.

I like your shirt.

You do?

Yeah. Your pants, too. Shut up! These ain't even my good pants!

I think you dress really cool.

Now, you watch!

You know, all these years I've been dressing like this, and ain't nobody not

complimented me on how I dress. But I know the Lord sent you. He had to send

out of the mouths of babes to let proceed out of your mouth.

Ooh, I thank you. You got a vision.

You got an eye for style. You anointed just for fashion. You guys,

I can't sleep with all this noise.

Oh, don't worry. Joaquin was just talking about my clothes.

Joaquin, you know it's not nice to insult your elders.

No, he wasn't consulting me. He was telling me how much he liked it. You

what you like this, Joaquin? My shirt and the paint.

I got some just for you.

Joaquin, you're going to like this. I'm going to hook you up.

That was so close. Thank you so much. I owe you.

Yeah, you do. Come on. I take cash only.

What are you talking about?

I'm tired of covering for you for free.

Come on.

What's this?

It's $2.

That may have bought me a coloring book, but I play video games now.

Joaquin, I don't have any money.

Then... You can work for me.

Me?

Working for you?

I don't think so.

Oh, okay.

Oh, Mr. Brown, you know. Hey.

Okay. Okay.

What do you want me to do?

Well, my bed needs to be made.

Fish tank's not gonna clean itself, is it? Well, Tina's not.

It's good to be king.

Oh!

Renee? Mm -hmm?

Do you think it's appropriate to be putting on makeup in front of patients?

Oh, you're right, you're right.

Y 'all turn around.

Welcome.

All right, where are you going? Girl, to a sexual harassment seminar.

I've been waiting all week for this. The instructor is hot.

Sorry I'm late. Dr.

Crane was showing me a new procedure.

Oh, girl, that ain't new.

So I see you're not into cute girls.

So, are we on?

Don't make me beg.

Okay, just one drink.

Perfect. You won't regret it.

So, Chloe, how's that great husband of yours, huh?

He is so, so nice. You guys make a great couple.

Good? Yeah.

I'll see you Saturday.

I work Saturday.

Can you excuse us for a minute?

Sure.

I thought I asked you to give her the day off.

Well, I set the schedule based on the needs of the hospital, not yours.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I am busy.

You're not too busy to throw salt in my game.

Hey, you know what, Troy? What is it with you and married women?

There's plenty of single women around here.

Married women are easier.

There's no chance of a commitment, and they're better at staying in that lane.

At least some of them.

The schedule is not going to change.

Let me tell you how this works.

I am your superior.

So when I ask you to do something, you do it.

Are you threatening me?

No, I'm telling you.

Unless you want things to get uncomfortable between us.

I'm not going to live like this.

What are you going to do? I'm going to do something I should have done a long

time ago. I'm telling Will. Yeah, right.

You would tell Will what happened and risk everything. You know what? I'm

risking more by not saying anything.

All my two favorite people.

We're good, man.

No, we're not.

Will, I... Tell you something.

What? What's going on?

Maybe I need to let you guys talk.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

What do we need to talk about?

Okay, well, this is hard to say.

Look, I really need to go.

You know what?

Stop.

We need to talk about something, so let's talk about it.

Let's hear it. I'm listening.

Okay, well, you remember the time when we weren't getting along?

Well, Troy and I went out, and... You went out? It was just coffee.

Look, I was upset, and... And... And?

She kissed me. What? Look, I'm sorry you had to find out about it. Will, he's

lying, okay? He kissed me.

Whoa.

You two kissed?

I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you, man. No, you didn't. You've been holding...

this over my head.

How long has this been going on?

Okay, Will, it only happened once.

The only reason why I didn't tell you was because he said that if I didn't say

anything, he would help you get your job back.

I don't believe this.

I didn't believe it either. Will, shut up.

Will, stop, okay?

Baby, think about your job. Yeah, Will, think about your job. I don't care about

this damn job.

Will, think about the kids, okay? He is not worth it.

Why? Well, he did the right thing.

Well, the right thing would have been to put his head right through that wall.

Look, Will, I am so sorry.

So am I.

Okay. Baby, listen, we can talk about this, okay?

Will.

Get off of me.

as possible.

Well, I made it just how you wanted.

Fried peanut butter and jelly with bananas and chocolate syrup and ketchup

the side.

Joaquin!

Coming.

Oh, you look like you fell in a barrel of crayon.

Not funny.

Yes, it is.

Why are you looking like Mr. Brown?

cover for you. I told Mr. Brown I liked his clothes.

And he believed you?

Yeah, he pulled his old clothes out of the trunk and made me wear them.

Yeah, you smell like old people.

with me.

No, no, don't take my picture.

Someone call child support.

Take my picture. Miss Edna's not going to believe this.

Defenders and everything.

You know what, Wacom?

You got to get used to this kind of stuff. When you're dressing like that,

people will walk up to you and say, I want to take your picture. But what you

got to learn how to do is you got to learn how to just walk and pose for

Walk and pose for them.

You learn.

I can't wait to send this to all your friends.

I mean, both of them.

Come here.

You see that picture there? It's cute, isn't it? You know, if that picture

there gets out, then something might get out about you. And I don't want that to

happen, you know? Oh, no. I dare you. Go ahead.

I won't leave you.

Welcome. Come here. Come here.

Take a picture of both of us together. This got to be going on a posterization.

St. Carlos!

Rainbow!

God, Will, there you are.

Maybe I looked for you all over at the hospital. Now I know why I couldn't find

you.

Did you hear that, Troy? You requested a transfer.

Apparently, he has done this to other nurses.

Okay, well, are you even going to talk to me?

What else is there to say, Sasha?

Well, I know that you're upset.

No, I'm not upset.

I'm pissed.

I know.

Okay, I know that I messed up.

Yeah, you did.

You lied to me.

Well, I never lied. Okay, I didn't say anything because I was trying to protect

you.

You were protecting yourself? No, Will, that's not what I was... I mean, you let

me invite this man into our home thinking he was my friend, and you said

nothing. Well, I didn't say anything because he's your boss.

I'm your husband.

Will, I didn't know what to do.

Okay, I just wanted this whole thing to go away.

Sasha, you made a fool out of me.

Do you get that?

I mean, who else knows about this? Well, no one knows because there is nothing

to know.

Look, you and I were having problems, okay? I was upset.

You went out with your ex -fiance.

Were you trying to flip this around on me? I'm not flipping you. Really? I'm

trying. Seriously. I'm trying to make you understand. Understand what?

That while I'm going through the toughest time in my life,

You were out there kissing another man. I did not kiss him. He kissed me, Will.

There is a difference.

Not to me.

Will, what can I do to make this right?

Will, okay, wait.

Where are you going, okay? What are you doing with a suitcase?

Where are you going?

Sasha, Will said you wanted to see her.

Yeah, I need to, uh, need to talk to you guys.

Uh, look, I know I came in late, but Joaquin's been blackmailing me, and I

can't take it anymore.

Well, she's got these pictures of me wearing these ugly clothes.

What are you guys talking about?

Nothing.

All right, guys, why don't you have a seat?

Are you going somewhere, Sasha?

Well, that's why I need to talk to you, okay?

I'm going to be moving out for a while.

Why?

Here we go again.

Is it our fault?

No, no. Baby, this has nothing to do with you.

Okay? Look,

Will and I had an argument, and we've decided that it's best for me to leave.

Well, since you're the one leaving, you must be the one that messed up.

Yes, I did.

You'll be back soon, right? I will be back as soon as I can.

That's what our mama said before she went to jail, and she didn't come back

two years.

Brianna, I promise I won't be gone that long.

Yeah? Well, how long will you be gone?

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm going to be at my parents' house, and I'm going to make

that I call you guys every day.

I don't want you to go.

I know, Joaquin, I know.

going to take really good care of you.

Okay.

Brianna, I need you to watch out for your little brother.

I always have.

Sasha, every time we get it together, things fall apart.

I'm sick of this. Brianna, I know.

Okay, I'm so sorry.

Guys, I can't say anything more, okay? I just, I have to go.

Sasha. I love you guys so much.

God.

How you feeling, little man?

Not so good. Do I have to wear this outfit again? The polyester is killing

I'll be all right. You'll get used to the itching. You'll just scratch it and

get a little rash, and you'll get a callus over it. You ain't have to worry

about that no more.

You know what? When I'm feeling bad, come here, and I'm looking good, I'm

to show you what I do.

See, you got to learn how to walk as you're walking in pose like that.

Okay? You got it?

You come behind me. When I do it, you walk in pose. Ready?

We're going to walk in pose.

Just like this.

One more time. Walk and pose. Just like this.