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They built the canal to make the trip shorter. Who knows what country that was

in?

Milo.

Milo.

Milo! Uh, 23.

Aren't you tired of being in 11th grade?

Yes, I am. Can I leave now?

No! The Panama Canal is in... Panama!

Yes! What is this?

I tell you what, y 'all better quit running in my hallway.

Hey, y 'all, look. It's the short, stubby arm of the law.

I don't play with kids.

These little short, stubby arms are going to be around your little skinny

I don't play with you. I know your mama.

Miss Simmons, Principal Gordon wants to see you at the office.

Oh, okay. Well, can you watch my class until I get back?

No!

Yes,

Cora, I got it, especially Mr.

Mouthy right here.

Okay, listen up.

I got him, Cora. All right.

Everything's good.

Boy, I'm going to be on you like a crackhead on a pile of donuts.

You don't play with me. I'm here. I'm in charge now. Now, listen up.

Now, while Cora or Miss Simmons to you is gone, I'm in charge.

I am the charge one.

You can call me Mr.

Brand.

Now, I'm going to be teaching the class today. First thing I'm going to teach y

'all, I want everybody's hands on your desk just like this. Put them like this.

Why are you smiling? Is there something funny?

Do you smell something?

Pick your head up. You got an attitude problem. That's your problem.

Matter of fact, switch. Why are you smiling too? You got a problem too?

Both of y 'all got attitudes.

Who chewing gum? I heard somebody chewing. Is that your hair crinkling or

you chewing? What the?

Boy, you know your mom should have cut your hair. Look at you.

Who is chewing? Is you chewing gum?

Can I have a piece, please?

Taste my breakfast.

Check this out. Somebody is tagging the gym.

Let me see.

Sit down.

I don't see nothing.

Where?

Mr. Brown, did you tell Ms. Simmons that I... Oh, my goodness. What in the world

is... Mr. Brown, you look like an albino raccoon.

What?

Milo, are you responsible for this?

Okay, responsible for what? I want to know.

Excuse me.

What the what?

Okay, who did this?

It wasn't your... I know it was probably y 'all. Who did...

Detention.

Y 'all don't have to do this to me.

Y 'all gonna be in detention with me.

Way to have my back, people.

Milo, my office. Now.

Yes, Mr.

Ponyverse.

Looking like a stick man with jeans on.

time. You need to open up this locker for me.

Hurry up. You need to hurry up. Hurry up.

Oh, Carver, nothing going on. Ain't nothing going on right here. Is there a

problem? No, no problem that I can't handle. Mr. Brown wants me to open up my

locker for this infection.

Infection? What infection?

Carver, you know the inspection.

You know the inspection. He got contraband.

He got contraband. Sit down, Milo. I mean, I never made that a rule.

I mean, I'm the principal here. If I feel the need to inspect someone's

all I have to do is open it and inspect it. Well, inspect it, because I think

there's some dope in there.

You're not dope.

You don't need no dope as long as you got hope.

What is this?

Is this contraband?

That's contraband.

Well, let me tell you something right now. You got to... Mr.

Graham, that is not funny.

Milo, you are... Why are you going to pay for this?

I didn't do anything.

Milo, stop lying. What other immature kid would do something so jewish?

Well, look, I was trying to get Milo. I wasn't trying to get Principal Cohen.

But I didn't know you had hops like that.

What are you laughing at? Get to class. Get to class.

There's nothing to see here.

Did you see him, Carl?

Yeah, it's not smart to laugh at your employer.

No, it isn't.

Well, y 'all thought it was funny when Milo pranked me.

Now, that was different. Okay, what's different about that?

Because it was you.

Well, now it's you. They're laughing at both of us.

I believe you owe me an apology there, Mr. Brown.

Well, you know what? I'm surely going to do it.

Just as soon as you apologize to me.

Oh, no. That ain't happening.

Well, Cheeto.

Cheeto?

Carver, what is the word you're supposed to say when you're trying to say what

somebody else done said and you're trying to say the same thing? See what

saying? Ditto.

Yes. Freedo.

I don't have to stand for this. That's not what I said.

What'd you say? Ditto.

That. You will respect my authority, Brown.

Carver. Ditto.

Yes. You're suspended.

Mr. Brown, what are you doing? You can't do stuff like that. What are you doing?

What? Carver, what are you doing? You done got me suspended.

He don't about to got you suspended. You got yourself suspended. No, I... I said

cheer that up. You said do that. That's what I'm saying.

No, I'm breaking up with you.

It's over. It's so over. No. Renee. What?

Would you please keep your voice down? You know, would you stay out of my

business, button my business, Barbie?

This is a matter of death and life.

Don't you mean life and death?

No. I mean I'm going to strangle Anthony to death and then I'm going to enjoy

the rest of my life.

What you call me?

What'd you call me?

Say it again. Say it again.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Hey. What?

You did all that with a coffee grinder?

Oh, yeah, just that one time.

But I'm never doing it again.

With you.

No, and I want my Pebbles tapes back.

Hey, Anthony, remember that time when I said you weren't going bald?

I was faking that, too.

So I guess you and Anthony are really through?

Honey, you must be so devastated.

Please. He's a grown man who wears hammer pants from pajamas and have a

-Man nightlight.

But I thought you really liked him. Please. He liked me way more than I

him. Okay, so you're saying that you don't care?

Please. I'll have another man like Anthony like that.

Yeah, don't remind me. I remember Snake.

And he the guy that had 12 toes?

Oh, no, that was Spike.

And he didn't have 12 toes. He's...

was just holding some extra ones for his friend.

Well, I guess that means you, my friend, are back on the black market.

The black market? No, don't do that.

No. No, look, the next man that walks through that door, I will have him

out the palm of my hand.

Okay, the next man.

Yo, Derek.

Oh, come here.

You want some pudding? Oh, yeah. Ooh, vanilla, my favorite.

That is so cheating.

We going out tonight. Pick me up at 7 .30.

Done.

Oh, Derek.

You are such a pushover.

Hey, what can I say?

Tapioca is my aphrodisiac.

Welcome.

Your daddy about to leave the building.

Well, you don't have to leave. if you'd just apologize.

Cora, I'm not apologizing to him. He owe me an apology.

Why are men so stubborn? Cora, I'm not stubborn. I'm just not budging until I

get my way.

And besides, Gordon got what he deserved.

Okay, Mr. Brandt. All right, just think about it. What would Jesus do?

Cora, I can't turn no fish into water. It's water into wine.

Now, come on. If you just say you're sorry, maybe Gordon is... Cora, I'm not

finna... I'm not finna be a part of this.

Oh! Oh, that might be him, John. No.

Mr. Brandt!

You think something... Mr. Brown, come on, wait, wait, now, wait. Stop it, Mr.

Brown, stop it.

Can you give Mr. Brown a second chance?

Well, if I thought he was truly sorry, then maybe I'd think about it.

Come on, Mr. Brown.

Well, I guess I wasn't thinking straight when Milo embarrassed me.

I just don't like people laughing at me.

You said it to your face. You had a little thing.

It wasn't as bad as you screaming like a little girl.

Mr. Brown, you're not helping yourself. Well, he's not helping himself either,

Cora.

Hold on right there, Brown.

Go ahead with your apology.

I ain't gonna do it.

I ain't finna stand up here and insult myself.

I ain't finna do it.

Oh, well, you can stand any way you want to.

Just make sure it's not on the school grounds.

You're fired.

You can't fire me anyway.

Why? Because I quit.

I quit.

Fine then. Mr. Brown.

You might want to go ahead and fire me so I can get my unemployment.

Man.

Come on in, Gordon. Thanks for coming by.

Good morning, Cora. Now, we got to get to school.

It'll be quick. I want to talk to you about Mr. Brown.

I hope you understand. I didn't want to let him go, but it was out of my hands.

Was it?

What do you mean by that?

I mean, you were pretty upset when I didn't go to Dallas with you. I mean,

is not paying me back for that, is it?

I can't even believe you think something like that.

Now, what Mr. Brown did... Was juvenile, yes, I admit.

But did it warrant firing him?

Cora, I'm still the principal at that school.

Now, I can't have Mr. Brown or any other staff members disrespecting me in front

of the students. I mean, what would they think? They would think that you're a

reasonable man, a good leader who is capable of forgiveness. That's what they

would think.

All he was asked to do was apologize.

He couldn't do it. He lost his job. End of story. Wait, so if he apologizes, he

can come back? He had his chance.

Come on, Gordon. Don't be like that.

Look, I'm running late for school, and so are you.

Yes, I know, but wait.

Okay, fine.

Fine.

No, I already told you Renee isn't here yet.

Dude, I don't even own a coffee grinder, okay?

Where have you been?

Shh.

Renee, keep your voice down.

My goodness.

Looks like somebody had a wow night with Derek.

I'm hiding from him.

That fool is in love with me.

Oh, I doubt that.

Hey, baby boo -boo.

I told you, stop calling me that.

Oh, right, right.

Not at work.

Not anywhere.

Yo, Sasha, isn't she so cute?

Yeah, she cute. She real cute.

Yeah, Derek, don't you have some work to do?

Yeah, unfortunately.

So, hey, baby boo, you still on for the night?

No.

I love it when you play hard to get, girl.

Hey.

Hey. What did you do to make that little boy so crazy?

Oh, wait.

Maybe I don't want to know.

I didn't do anything.

I mean, you know, I just must be irresistible like that.

Apparently so.

You know what? Forget it. What happened?

Look, we just went out for a nice dinner.

He even let me jumble size, so that was cool.

And then we went for a run through the park.

A run?

Well, yeah, it was supposed to be a walk through the park, but those crackheads,

they get aggressive at night, so we had to keep it moving.

And then he tried to get me to come back to his place.

I am not that kind of girl.

Since when?

Right. I mean, I am, but not here. This was innocent. I was just using him to

make Anthony mad.

It sounds like the two of you need to get this straight because we have

against fraternization.

That's it.

Yes. Oh, that's good. That's good. Yes. See, finally, the system is working for

me.

Yes. Oh, my goodness. I feel so suburban.

Hey, yo, Renee, baby, boo.

Yo, baby, change the plans for tonight.

Look, I said we are not going out tonight.

That's what I'm trying to change, girl.

Look,

Sasha just reminded me of company policy.

There are rules.

We can't frappuccino.

Fraternize. Yeah, that.

Oh, right, right. Well, that's a shame.

That is a shame because...

I just scored tickets to check out Alicia Keys.

Oh.

Well, you know, rules are always made to be broken.

Baby boo.

Good night.

Hey.

I'm a pit bull. You're a chihuahua, Gordon.

Hey, Mr.

Brown. Hey, Kurt. What you doing home so early? Oh, I'm home for lunch, but I

need to talk to you.

Okay, Kurt, if this is about school, uh -uh.

I ain't going to even argue with you. I done found me another job.

You did?

Yeah. I'm going to be an engineer. See right there? Engineer.

What do you know about an engineer?

Car a whole lot. I always wanted to drive a train, and this is my big

I think the Lord is trying to tell me to just live out my dream.

Well, that's too bad.

You've only been gone a short period of time, and the school is a mess without

you. Really?

I mean, really?

Yeah. I knew it was going to be.

Carmen's going to be all right.

Hello, Mr. Brown, but if we don't do something quick, they just might shut

the whole school altogether.

Carmen, what? Don't cry.

You're going to make me cry, Carmen.

What do you want me to do? What can I do?

I know it's going to be a big sacrifice, but if you could just, you know, come

back for a day.

You squished my lungs, girl.

You done gave me asthma.

Asthma? Well, what Gordon got to say about this? Well, when I spoke with him

earlier, he was just talking about apologizing. That's all.

Oh, I forget.

I see you done come to his senses.

Yeah.

All right, Carter, I'll do it.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Carter, be careful. Oh, yeah, thank you

much, Mr. Brown. You want to ride back to the school with me? No, I'm... going

up here and take a shower.

Okay, yeah, you take a shower.

What you trying to say?

Oh, you just should shower.

So, what you trying, you, you trying to say I stink?

No, I'm not. Do you smell me?

I'm not. You don't just. You smell me. You just don't smell the best. It's

though, but you go ahead.

All right.

Bye -bye.

I ought to make Gordon beg me anyway.

They need me. They need, they can't do it without me.

boy toy before he gets fired.

What'd he do?

He was painting your name on the helicopter pad.

I'm just telling him more about our love.

And he was stealing patients' flowers so he could give them to you. Yeah, only

from the dead ones.

Here you go.

Thanks, Sasha.

You got it?

Derek,

We can't see each other anymore.

Nope. Me and Anthony, we're back together.

What? Wait, I was just with you, girl.

No, no, you know, at lunch.

He came over, and we made up in 301.

And then again in 306.

As a matter of fact, I need you to clean up both those rooms.

You ain't right, girl.

You know, Anthony don't bother me. I will fight for you. Oh, come on, Derek.

We're so different.

I got kids.

No, I'm cool with kids.

I'm like six months older than you.

Maybe seven.

Age ain't nothing but a number.

Renee, you're going to regret this, girl.

Oh, here we go again with that.

You know how many times I've heard that? Oh, you're going to regret this, Renee.

Oh, no one will treat you better, Renee.

I see you in those bushes, Renee.

Put your shirt back on.

Okay, I am madly in love with you. Oh, no.

Don't speak.

Now, I know it's going to take you a while to get over me, but you will.

You will.

Just take your time and let it go.

Renee, move, girl.

Hey, Candace.

So, change of plans. Looks like I am free tonight.

Why are you so pretty?

What?

Well, he's on his way to apologize.

Actually, it's a little late.

You can hear a pin drop since Irma's here with us.

Well, are you sure she's still with us? I don't know what you said. She's just,

uh, Irma.

Irma. Irma?

Irma? Irma.

Irma. Hey.

Yeah, she was just meditating.

Yeah, but I have to admit, these hallways were never this quiet when

here. That's not true.

Cora!

Oh,

there y 'all go.

Cora, I got here as soon as I could. I had to get me something to eat from

McDowell's.

I was hungry. Hold on, Mr. Brown, before you get into all that, is there

something that you want to say?

Isn't that something you want to say?

Sorry? Yes, that's it. That's everything.

Everybody's happy. Let's go back to work, all right?

You know what, Brown?

She's right. Maybe I was a little harsh.

Yeah, I seen slaves treated better.

Ain't that right?

I bet you she knew Frederick Douglass.

Did you invent the light bulb?

Okay,

Gordon. I'm not going to play any more pranks while you're around.

Good enough for me.

See you bright and early in the morning. Okay.

Bright and early in the morning. Yes, Carl. All right. He loves me.

He loves me more.

He loves me.

He really loves me more. Is Derek stealing flowers from our patients

No. These are from Anthony.

Anthony? Yes, he knows how to keep his woman happy.

Oh, Nate, I don't know if you feel so silly for breaking up with him.

A little.

Oh.

We promised to never break up over anything trivial again. It was so silly.

Oh, Dave.

Oh,

hey, Davey.

What do you mean they're out of double mocha fudge?

No, Anthony, you didn't even try. You know you always do that. You are so

selfish. No, you're stupid. I hate you. It's over. It's over for you.