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Look at cute new scrubs.

I just hope you find everything to your liking, Mrs. Sinclair.

I even got you your favorite box of chocolates. Oh, why, thank you.

I'm going to have to tell Dr. Taylor about you, nurse. Brown, that is B -R -O

-N. Let me get some of them chocolates.

No. Renee, those are for Mrs. Sinclair. No, it's okay.

No, it's not.

Take your stinky chocolates.

You know what? You don't have to excuse Renee.

She's a little new.

That's a lie.

I've been here for two years.

Yes, but if you add in your sick days, probation, and breaks, you've only

12 days.

12 days?

Damn, I need vacation.

Ha, ha, hell.

Oh, did I tell you that Dr.

Taylor's coming by to visit me this afternoon?

I'll be sure and bring you up.

You don't have to do that if you don't want to.

Go ahead.

So, who is Dr. Taylor?

Dr. Taylor is my nephew.

Oh. As well as the president of the hospital.

So? He also has final say as to who wins the Employee of the Year Award.

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it was you who won that award, Nurse. Brown,

that is B -R -O -W -N.

No, that is N -O -S -E.

Yeah, well, I think I will just leave you alone to get your beauty rest.

Not that you need it.

Tuck up. Oh, apologies.

Yeah, well, you might want to get that checked.

Oh, you know that Sasha is such a sweet girl.

Yeah, if you like that type.

You know, I really like people with an edge.

You know, people with sharp instincts who can like really tell when stuff just

ain't right.

You know, a lot of people call it the sixth sense, but everybody in my family,

my auntie and all them, they call it the third eye and they say, I got it.

Oh, you think I got it too? Thank you.

Third, third.

Oh, you're choking.

Oh my God.

Okay. Oh, you know what? I got you. I got you. Cause my big fat aunt Stella,

chokes all.

the time when she'd eat popcorn, which I don't know why she'd eat popcorn, and

it seemed like since her throat's so fat that the little criminal would just go

down.

Oh, I'm cracking myself up.

You okay?

I'll get you some water.

Mrs. McClare, are you all right?

Renee, what did you do? I didn't do nothing. She didn't want to choke you.

You just saved my life.

She did?

Oh, good. She did.

Yes, I did.

I really did.

Oh, okay. Saving people's lives is stressful.

expensive that is, I'm not finna call somebody to do something I can do

Now, hold it, hold it. Now, let it go.

Now, look.

Well, Kurt, maybe if I take the dangle loose on all of them and let them hang

their match. Just give it up, Mr. Brown. You about as handy as a fish.

You ain't gonna talk to your daddy like that. Now, I'm the one who fixed your

bike when you was a little girl. I know. I still have the scar to prove it.

Well, didn't nobody tell you to be popping no wheelers?

The wheel came off.

What?

I thought you was training for the X Games.

What is that?

Break it up!

Break it up!

She said break it up. What's wrong with you?

He started it, and I'm going to finish it, too.

All you kids go home. Yeah, go home before I call your mamas and your

whoever they are.

Ricky Earl, is that you?

Boy, you know if your mama have to come down off that strip pole and go to that

school, she's going to whoop you up behind.

Takes one to know one, fathead.

What are you laughing at? What is your name, boy?

Kim.

That's part of the problem right there.

What are you talking about, Mr. Frank? Of course, if I had a girl's name, I'd

fighting all the time, too.

So why are you two fighting?

He's mad because I wouldn't let him cheat off my math test.

Might as well help a brother out. I don't have to do nothing.

There's no reason for you two to be fighting. Now stop this name -calling.

make up.

messing with these kids. You got to handle these kids calmly.

Step back and watch me handle him calmly.

Young man.

Shut up, old man.

Boy, I started to jump down your throat and tap dance on your top. You ain't do

nothing sweet.

So my daddy. You tell your daddy. Ain't nobody scared of your daddy.

I'm good at talking. Well, you tell him before I stuff your little butt in that

backpack.

Here you go, Miss Sinclair. Let me help you with your jacket. Thank you so much,

Renee. You are welcome.

Now, do you still want me to call you a cab? Oh, sure. That would be great.

Your cab.

Sorry,

let's do the dance.

There you go.

Renee, what are you doing?

I'm being nice to Mrs. Sinclair.

Yeah, well, you need to stop it right now.

That's not what I meant.

You see, we, um, love...

our patients, and take pride in your treatment.

I'm sure some of you do.

Excuse me, lady. I got you, girl. I got... I got you, girl.

Now, you listen. What?

What you're trying to do, sneaking in her good graces?

Now, look. I know you're after my Employee of the Year Award.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Your Employee of the Year Award, huh? No, I thought... Everybody had a shot to

win and get the free trip to the Bahamas. Yeah, you thought I didn't know

that, right?

Well, maybe I should have said something, but I have been working my

earn that award.

Looks to me like you got a whole lot more work to do.

No way.

I said it. I said it.

You know what? What am I worried about? Huh?

I mean, sure, you saved our life. Big deal.

It's not like you can be nice forever.

I don't have to be nice forever. Just until I get back from the Bahamas, man.

Will coming home? Well, Kim, you know Will is in D .C. with Brianna in her

class. Can we call him and tell him to come home?

For what?

What if Kim brings his dad home?

Oh, ain't nobody bringing nobody anywhere.

And if he does, Mr. Brown is gonna handle it like an adult.

Yeah, I'm gonna give him an adult chop. Whack! Right across his adult throat,

just like... No, sir, he's gonna talk to him, Joaquin. Look, Wacom, violence is

never the answer to the problem. Don't never try to use violence.

Never. Well, who could that be?

I'll get it, Cora. I got it.

I'll get it.

Hey,

look who it is. I see you came to apologize.

No, I went to get my daddy.

You ain't gonna walk up on me like this like you bad.

See, he got his daddy. We're gonna handle this like an adult. And we're

do... Why you gonna be like a pit bull and a chihuahua?

I heard you been talking bad to my boy.

Your boy is a lie. Oh, you call my boy a liar?

Not like a lie, lie, like a, not a little lie. Because sometimes people lie

spread other people's feelings. I do it sometimes.

Cora, no, you don't look big in that skirt. It slims you.

Please, I beg you.

Stop it. Come on in, sir. Come on in. My name is Cora Simmons, and I'm a

teacher. Why are you breathing hard? You skirt.

And I handle things like this all the time. All the time.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Um.

by morning.

No, we won't. And he better not come to school tomorrow.

I'm not scared of you. I bet you won't say that in my face. Bring it on,

Kimberly. Who you calling Kimberly?

Wait a minute. Wait, Nick. You gonna let him stand there and threaten him like

that? The problem is your boy need to learn how to defend himself.

These are just kids.

Yes, kids.

Just kids or not, it's never too early to learn how to kick butt.

What is wrong with you?

Did somebody steal your pacifier?

You need a hug or something. Then get off me.

Matter of fact, you owe my boy an apology.

I'm waiting.

Well, you can wait till you grow muscles in your eyebrows like your daddy hurt.

I ain't apologizing to nobody for nothing.

Well, that's how it's going to be.

Let's get it on then. Go ahead, hit me. If you hit me, I'll bleed all over your

shoulders. No, you're not going to do that in my house. Not in my house.

Let's go outside then.

Yeah, take him outside, Mr.

Brown. You got to be quiet before you get somebody killed.

I can't fight today.

I got choir practice.

Thank you, Lord.

Weren't you a soprano?

I bet you used to be a soprano.

Tomorrow, when I come back, we're going to get it on.

Go ahead.

Why don't you eat for breakfast this morning a box of magic?

Just be ready tomorrow, man.

I think I swallowed a flame.

Funny, huh?

Let's pray.

Carver, ain't nobody scared of you.

Carver, that's the one on TV. He killed people.

Carver, we got the moon. The moon where?

Mr. Brown, where are we going?

Mr. Brown, please. If he hit me, he won't hurt me, Carver.

And that is how I won Employee of the Year.

It wasn't really all that incredible, because it's not like my competition was

fierce or anything.

Oh, look, and there she is.

Sasha Fierce.

Okay, everybody, lunch is over. Get back to work.

Now!

Well... Are you going to congratulate me?

I'd rather eat ten -day -old tilapia.

You should.

We just had it. I'm sure it's some laughing.

Renee, this isn't fair.

Natasha, what's that thing called when somebody tries to do something bad to

somebody else and then it backfires on that somebody?

What is that?

Poetic justice.

No, good movie, but that's not it.

That's what you get. That's what I was looking for. That's what you get. You

know what? Fine, Renee, okay? Go ahead and rub it in.

Yeah, I am.

Um, Tank, and I was going to ask... you if you wanted to go to the bahamas with

me but there's just this one little thing what's that i

don't really like you how's that for rubbing it in

could this day get any

worse well Let's see, Dr. Troy could come back, or your doctor husband could

kill another patient, or that crackhead lady could come back to take your

renegade. You have a whole bunch of stuff that could happen to you. You

never ask that.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Dr. Taylor?

Oh, yeah, um, no, no, no, that wasn't me who called you in hysterics.

Yes, she's lying. She was saying, oh, perfect.

Sasha, go for me.

No, actually, my cell phone was stolen.

She's lying. But I've got it back.

Wait, what?

Wait, you want me to pick up the award?

So that means I won?

No, no, no.

Okay, so you're out of town, and you want me to present the award to Renee.

Yes.

Hold on. No.

That. That.

It's poetic justice.

Just listen to it.

This is so shit.

Basha Fierce, everyone.

Then I'm going to take it off.

I'm going to fight you to teach my kid a lesson.

That even though I fight for a living, violence is not the way to solve

problems. Well, can't you just write him a note?

Look, that ain't going to work, all right?

Now listen, I'm going to take it easy on you at first, but then I'm going to

take a dive, okay?

We going swimming?

I'm not wearing none of them panty things. I'm not doing it.

Man, forget them panties.

Now this is what's going to happen.

After you win, we're going to get up, we're going to shake hands, okay?

We're going to show good sportsmanship.

And that's going to be it, all right? You cool with that? I'm cool with

that'll help me keep my teeth.

Look, we're going to make it look real, but don't hit me hard.

Okay, I won't hit you that hard.

I'll just hit you medium hard.

You're not going to hit me at all. Go ahead, go ahead.

You want to fight in front of these kids?

No, no, Cor, we don't have to. He said we're going to go swimming to teach the

kids a lesson.

You mean to die?

That is so nice of him.

Corbin, no, it ain't. He's scared.

He took one look at these guns.

Those BB guns?

Carmen, don't make me sad. I think I can take him. Take him where? To lunch?

Mr. Brown, stop being foolish.

These kids are laughing. Hey, time for talk is over, old man.

It's time to hit the mat.

It's going to be two licks past.

You hitting me, and you hitting me again.

Let's do this.

Oh, Mr. Brown, I feel so terrified for you.

Oh, but I just can't turn away.

Carmen, that ain't nothing.

Watch that right there.

Bam!

You bought that outfit. Did they give you a ticket with your time machine?

You can laugh all you want to. I have you to know these shorts belong to

Farmer's garden.

But he was clutch.

All right, whatever.

Here's the rules.

First one off the mat loses.

Kick his butt, Mr. Brown.

Joaquin, that's inappropriate.

Kick his butt, Mr. Brown.

They wanted to see that coming. Do something else.

Yo, give me a shot, but don't hit me too hard.

a lesson to y 'all. Although I knocked him out, I was still not the answer.

Tell him. You tell him, Mr. Brown. Now, what he's going to do now is he's going

to get up and we're going to shake hands like good sportsmanship, Ms. Smith.

Good sportsmanship.

Yo, man, you knocked me out.

I know. You took the dive thing, so let's shake hands with good

Ms. Smith. Run.

Oh, man.

You gonna hurt somebody.

That's the point. You got a pipe in me.

to thank all the little people to have time to thank one.

And that would be Sasha Brown.

I said, Sasha Brown.

Awkward.

Remember I decide who gets Sundays off?

When that old lady was choking and when she fell and was about to bust her ass.

Renee.

house anytime that you want okay i know it's after five o 'clock so my shift is

over i am so out but i just want to remind y 'all that the um renee is the

after party is at the moccasin lounge and it is byob

You should die with my crane style.

Keep my secret, I'll keep yours.