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All right.

Brianna.

Joaquin, let's go.

Time to go. Time to go. Nature awaits.

Nature awaits.

Whoa.

I'm glad you made it, Ranger Will.

Joaquin took my picnic basket.

Look at you. What you wearing?

This is my hiking gear.

I'm taking the kids up on the mountains. We're going hiking.

All right, Brianna will be down any minute. She's just... Whoa.

That's what I say.

You got something to say about the way I'm dressed, too? No, no, no, no, baby.

You look great.

What time are you feeding those elephants?

Very funny, you guys.

All right, I'll have you know I'm very comfortable and well -equipped in my

clothing, and I'm very proud of it.

You look like a human sleeping bag.

I'm ready.

Whoa.

That's what we said.

I didn't know we were going on a safari.

Oh, okay, okay.

Everybody's got something to say. Okay, come on, come on. No, no, no, I got

something. Okay, come on, come on. Excuse me, bloke. Who are you, Crocodile

D?

Daddy Daddy

You'll

be honest father.

Yes.

I'm Hector

We thought you weren't getting out of prison until next year.

Somebody call the police. We got an escaped convict. Will, get the police.

I beg your pardon, sir, but I didn't escape.

I got released.

Oh, you're a smart convict. What, you've been rehabilitized?

Listen, Hector, we don't want any trouble.

Neither do I.

I just want to see my kids.

Brianna, go upstairs, please.

But, Will, I...

Now, sweetheart, just go upstairs.

Brianna, sweetheart, come on, do it with us.

Okay.

Now, look.

Nephew, be careful. Be careful. He'll shank you.

Heck, you can't just come popping up demanding to see your kids.

I'm not demanding.

I'm asking.

There are proper channels you need to go through to see them.

I know.

Look, I'm sorry.

Guess I wasn't thinking. No, Hector, you weren't thinking.

All right, these kids have been through a lot, man. Look, if I said I'm sorry,

okay?

I just want to see my kids.

He's gonna die!

He's gonna die, nephew!

Get out! He's gonna... Get a piece of paper here.

Here. Nephew, be careful. You get a paper cut, he trying to shank you.

the new way.

That's the number where I'm staying.

Just have him call me.

I'd really appreciate it.

They get grumpy, dopey. Listen, I gotta tell you something. But you gotta swear.

You gotta swear you're gonna keep it a secret. Colonel, I ain't got time.

Okay, what's your little secret?

I'm in love with Edna. Shut up! What?

Brown. You in love with Edna? Brown.

Oh, Colonel, Edna's sitting in a tree. N -A -S -T -E -E -E. You nasty. Oh, shh.

See, I knew I should have told you.

Look, I'm falling for that fallen woman.

Colonel. I don't know how to put this to you lightly without hurting your

feelings. But have you lost your mind? No, bro, it's love.

And I feel it in my gut and I can't get rid of it. Well, see if this will help.

No, bro.

I'm trying to help you get rid of the feeling.

I'm serious, Brown. She's all I can think of. I need your help to help me

to her. Well, how bad you got it, Colonel? I'm just... Hey, fellas.

Colonel, are you all right?

Everything is right as rain, damn it. Who the hell wants to know?

glad you asked. You come to the right place, right here.

Oh, let me see. One of them was here somewhere. I knew.

Brown, I gotta learn how to talk to her by reading some book. Not just a book,

the book.

Now, my Uncle Mervin courted all six of his wives just from using this book.

He said it holds the key to charming any woman.

Well, have you used it?

No, I don't need it.

I got this.

See, Uncle Mervin wasn't good looking, so he had to use the book, but not me.

I just use this.

Well, let me see it.

Just memorize some of those phrases in there, and Edna will be like putty in

your hand. It may be nasty, slimy putty, but it'll be putty. Well, I can't

remember all this.

You don't have to remember. We can use one of Hakeem's walkie -talkies to

communitalk.

Now, look, you just get Edna to meet you outside in the back.

and get us some candlelight dinner and some little finger foods and stuff. And

just come in and talk with you through this, using the book.

That's actually not a bad idea.

But let's go high tech.

Now, I got a buddy that work at the VA who used to work at Special Ops. I can

get him to hook me up with some equipment.

Yeah.

Meet me at 1900.

Wait a minute. What's the rest of the address?

That's 7 o 'clock, maggot.

You know, Hector's got some nerve just popping up like that.

Well, Will, he is their father, and at some point you're going to have to let

him see them. But, Cora, you should have seen the way she reacted to him.

It was like he'd never left.

Oh, hey, hey, Brianna.

Hey.

Come see me.

Okay, look, we've been talking, and we don't think that it's a good idea for

to see your dad yet.

I know.

It's just that it's happening so fast, you know? We don't really know him.

You're both right.

We are?

They are.

But I want to see my dad.

We don't think the time is right.

When is the right time?

Listen, Brianna, we want you to have a relationship with your father, but we've

got to take things slowly.

You've got to trust us.

We're going to do what's best for you.

We'll arrange for you to see your dad, but it's got to be on our terms.

What about my terms?

He's my dad. I need to see him.

What about what I want?

Okay, well, what do you want?

I want to go live with my dad.

You're not going to live with your father, okay?

Brianna, you don't know what you're saying. Your father is an ex -convict.

have to get to know him first.

Believe me, I know him really well.

You haven't spoken to him since you were a little girl, baby. How can you say

that?

Because of these.

What's that?

Those are letters from my dad.

Oh, my goodness.

There's about a hundred of them.

Your dad sent you all of these?

Since I was about seven.

Brianna, why didn't you ever tell us about him?

It's between me and my dad.

Have you been writing him since you've been here with us?

Yeah.

That's how he knew where I was.

Brenna, we gotta think this through.

He's my dad.

He needs me. He doesn't have anybody else.

Okay, but have you thought about Joaquin?

Yes.

Joaquin loves it here.

And I'll come back to visit.

Joaquin doesn't know that Hector's his father.

He was born after Hector went to prison.

And I don't think we should tell him.

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, but I'll tell you what.

I'm going to call your father. Will. No, no, no, no.

I'm going to call him, ask him to come by here tomorrow, but you're not leaving

with him. He can visit, but that's it.

You understand?

Walk into the mic to see if it's worked, okay? I'm going to stand right over

here. Okay. All right, go ahead.

Justin, walk to the room!

You trying to bust my eardrum?

I'll make sure you can hear me.

Focus, Brown. Come on, do it again.

Okay. Good morning, Atlanta!

Welcome to W -P -R -O -W -N!

All Brown, all the time!

Let's check our traffic and weather!

Focus, focus.

Okay. Okay,

it works.

All right.

Colonel, where's your mic?

My mic is right here, right behind my tie.

Oh, you like that James Bond high -tech stuff, don't you? Let's just get this

over with, Brown. Listen, I'm going to be outside with Edna, and you're going

be right here feeding me my lies from the book. Check? Check. Check. Okay,

if I run into a problem, if I run into any trouble, we got a code word. Now,

code word is terrific.

Yeah, it is going to be terrific, Colonel. We're going to do a good job.

the code word?

The code word is terrific.

Colonel, we can't all get back and forth what the code word is by the time we

should be down here. Let's just make the code word terrific.

Let's do that.

Good idea.

Colonel!

Here she comes. Colonel, go on that side. Oh, I hope this works, Brown. I

this works. Oh, Colonel, I almost forgot.

These are the emergency phrases. If you ever get lost and we get cut off, just

use those. Those are my Uncle Murr's famous phrases.

What is this, Brown? Is this French?

I don't know how to read French.

Neither. Just only use it in case of emergency.

Sand it out phonically. Use it phonically.

Brown.

Brown.

Brown! Do you know what's up with the colonel? He asked me to come down here.

No, he just told me to tell you. Meet him outside.

Colonel,

the jackal is running. The jackal is running!

Lovely, is all this for me?

Who the hell do you think it's for?

Turner, be gentle. Take a deep breath and be gentle.

Uh, I mean, isn't it terrific?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, I'm trying to find my space. Hold on, just stop.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh, my.

You've been hanging with that goblin too much. You're beginning to sound just

like him.

Terrific.

Say, you're... Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Your eyes are burning like sapphire tonight.

Your eyes are burning like sapphire tonight.

Baby. Baby?

Tell her you smell like sweet honeydew.

I need to.

Oh, my, Aunt, you have to be talking.

I must say I'm a bit shocked, but not disappointed.

Terrific.

So,

are you saying you want to date?

I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

I think I'd better leave.

Terrific! I'm going to try to use the line, use the phrase, the line that

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Um, um, um... Embracez -moi maintenant.

I'm Hector.

Are you a friend of Will's?

Yeah. Yeah, I know Will.

Hey, that's a nice bike you got.

Thanks. Will got it for me.

You ever think of putting playing cars in the spokes?

Nope. Why?

Well, you put the cars in the spokes, and then it sounds just like a

Cool. Hey, guys.

Have you two met?

Sort of.

He's a friend of Will.

Actually, Joaquin, this is... Um, nobody.

Just a family friend.

You be sure to use clothespins to put those playing cards on the spokes, okay?

Thanks. I'll try that.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

It was nice meeting you, too.

Last time I saw you, I could carry you around on my shoulders.

Dad. You had those funny little pigtails.

Yeah, um, that was not a good look for me.

What you got there?

Come over here.

Sit down.

Wow.

You remembered.

Of course.

I always knew you liked lots of sugar, so go ahead and taste it.

Jenna, we gotta talk.

I know, Dad.

You've got so much catching up to do.

I wanted to tell you that I'm moving out to California.

It's no problem.

California's great, Dad.

Wait a minute. I don't think you know what I'm trying to say. They're all

freak when I leave.

By the time we get to California, none of them will even know it. Whoa, whoa,

whoa. Hold on.

Honey, I'm going alone.

What?

I'm moving out to California by myself.

You can't come with me.

Dad, I had it planned.

Look, I don't have a house.

I don't even have a car. I gotta take a bus when I'm out there.

Daddy, I could help you.

I know I could.

Oh, help me what, hmm?

Break into people's houses?

No, you don't do that stuff anymore. You change.

You don't know that.

What did you used to call me when you were little?

I don't remember. What did you call me?

Robin Hood.

And why'd you call me that?

Because you stole from the rich and... And gave to the poor?

Did you really believe that?

I thought that... You thought what?

Did you think that I really snuck into people's mansions and stole crap like

jewels and cash and then went right back into the neighborhood and gave it to

the orphans?

No. No, what I did was I broke into old ladies' houses because I was strung out.

And I would steal money from their purses or hidden in their mattresses. Or

would take their TV sets just so I could get high.

That's what I did. Stop it, Dad.

And if they ever put up a fight, I would beat them.

Beat them until they were bloody.

Dad!

Because I love you.

And I don't want to hurt you any more than I already have.

Brianna, you got a good life here.

These people love you.

They care about you and they're going to keep you safe.

I can't do that.

I never could.

The world has given you a chance, okay?

And you gotta take it.

You understand?

Do you understand?

We're going to go talk to your father, okay?

Is that okay?

Come here, baby.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Let's go upstairs.

Let's go.

So, is that what you wanted?

I mean, you'll take good care of my kids and raise them real good.

I promise.

All right, then.

Hey, uh...

Listen,

Hector, you've got the address.

Keep Senbury under those letters.

She loves him.

Hello, Miss Cora.

Who am I?

Look at you looking how you looking.

Okay. Could I have some milk and cookies, please?

Of course, sweetheart. Coming right up. Milk and cookies.

All right.

Oh, and while you're at it, could I also have a triple

banana split sundae with whipped cream and extra nuts

and chocolate syrup?

Oh, really?

Anything else with that?

Extra spoon. Get two spoons. Two spoons.

Two spoons.