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Cora, Edna, someone help. I feel feverish. I need a doctor. I'm a doctor,

London. You're a resident. I need a rich doctor to marry.

What happened, London?

My dad cut me off all of my cash and credit cards.

I'm poor.

Just like the rest of you.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning. Good morning. And hello, my handsome husband.

Hey, baby.

Okay, stop all that smooching before everybody in the kitchen gets pregnant.

Hey, I can't help it, Uncle Brown.

It's just the way my beautiful wife does me.

Hey, I've got the bill right here for you.

No, no, no, no, no.

This is your bill.

It's for the lingerie.

Well, baby, I wear that lingerie for you, so it's your bill.

Well, why don't y 'all just pay the draws bill?

Don't worry, baby. I got a little something in there for our getaway,

Oh. Well, in that case, I'll pay it gladly.

Hey, take care, everybody. Have a good day.

And, Miss Edna, this is a reminder for you for your physical.

Well. We can just throw this away because I get all my physicals by Dr.

Feelgood.

I take it that's not his real name.

Well, he's with me.

It is.

Stop being nasty!

Stop being nasty!

Miss Edna, you are getting your regular physicals, right? Your mammograms, your

bone density scans?

You know, you women, y 'all need them manograms.

What mammogram, Mr. Brown?

An exam.

I know what it is, Cora. It's like when they take your bosoms and they put it in

a waffle line.

And they start taking pictures of it.

That's what that is. Cora, I bet they put yours in a Belgian waffle line.

Well, look, look. I ain't gonna let nobody turn my fun bags into any

They're more like sleeping bags.

Or punching bags.

Maybe even sandbags.

I bet she could stop a flood.

You know what, Miss Edna? Don't listen to him. This is very serious.

Okay, now, are you doing your self -exam?

Of course I am. Okay.

Just before I put on my booster.

Don't talk like that in front of Cora.

This sound like an X -ray movie. This is real.

Now, I'm going to call a friend of mine at the hospital, and we are going to

schedule your mammogram for today.

They are not going to find anything.

Miss Edna, if it'll make you feel any better, I'll go with you.

We'll do it like the buddy system, huh?

Fine. I'll get the mammogram. But I bet I'll come back with a picture of health.

Well, okay. All right. Well, I tell you what. I don't want to see the picture of

what they taking the picture of.

He's been quiet.

Hey, cuz.

Oh, not for me.

Hey. What's up?

I really appreciate you watching the kids this weekend. No problem.

Hey, you guys go have a wonderful time. Do you have anything special planned for

this getaway?

Oh, yeah. But you're my cousin, so I can't tell you.

What you mean? Come on, man. Tell me. What you got?

I found this nice little lotion, right?

You didn't take mine, did you?

You got something, too?

Hey!

Hey, y 'all.

How'd the exam go?

Everything turn out all right?

Not really.

Excuse me, I have to go to my room.

Oh, I'll go with you, Miss Edna.

So, what happened? Was there something wrong with her exam?

No, her mammogram was fine.

But mine wasn't.

What?

When we got there, Miss Edna got cold feet.

So I agreed to get a mammogram to make her feel more at ease.

And they found a lump.

Oh.

You do self -exams all the time.

I know, and even this last time, I never felt a lump.

Baby, look, this is going to be fine.

All right? We see these things at the hospital all the time, and there's

to worry about until there's something to worry about.

You're right. You're right.

So let's schedule a biopsy. I have one scheduled for next week.

We're not going to wait that long. I'll call Dr. Hill.

Do you think you could get me in this week?

Let's go right now.

Come on.

Well, I think she's doing better. The air did her good.

Prada?

Is that you?

Oh, never mind, Colonel. It's the same old London.

Where am I?

Did I faint?

Yes, London, we found you laying on the lawn.

Okay, London, did your daddy finally disown you? What did you do this time?

I didn't do anything.

My daddy said the market crashed.

Oh, that's bad.

I know. I just told him to buy a new one.

You think your daddy gonna put up with you all your life? You can't keep doing

this. Your daddy not gonna keep taking care of you. You better be glad you were

able to live here in the lake of luxury.

You kids have got to start taking care of yourself.

Carver, you hear that? Take care of yourself.

Got me all riled up.

Looks like London gonna have to get an occupation.

Ew. Work?

I will have you know that I did not flunk out of college just to get a job.

Oh, you need to man up, little girl.

You know what your problem is?

You're too soft.

Be the kind of person that lives with no frills, no makeup, no fancy clothes.

Oh, a lesbian?

I give up.

No, London.

He wants you to be thrifty and just cut back on your expenses.

Well, I don't need to take a shower anymore since he just gave me one.

Well, since I'm going to be poor...

It's a good thing I get to hang out with you so you guys can show me how to do

it.

Thanks, London.

So what do I do first?

You're a celebrity.

You can put your things online.

I'm not going to stand in line to sell my stuff.

Or you can have a garage sale.

Well, if you sell your garage, then where are you going to park your limo?

Doesn't sound very smart to me.

Oh, Lord, this girl's head got so much air in it, I bet you she can give her

self a head cold.

Look at this one.

Baby, it says we can get a couple's massage and never have to leave our

So what do you think?

Huh?

Uh, the first one.

Or... we could set ourselves on fire and jump into the ocean.

Uh, that sounds great.

Will, you're not even listening to me.

I'm sorry.

It's hard to focus on a vacation when we're waiting on test results.

Baby, focusing on this vacation is exactly what we need.

But that's why I'm even more excited about going. I even pulled some stuff

the Internet about this tour. You know what? I really don't think I'm in the

mood for a getaway right now.

Will, are you kidding me?

Baby, we've been planning this vacation for months.

Yeah, but that was before.

Before what, Will?

I mean, you know, before the lump.

Why are you acting like I have one foot in the grave?

Why are you acting like there's nothing wrong? Because there is nothing wrong.

Well, we haven't even gotten the results from the biopsy yet.

Okay. All right.

Maybe I'm jumping the gun. You are.

At least this way we won't lose your deposit.

Oh, I'm not worried about that.

I put the whole thing on your credit card.

Hey, Will. Sasha.

How you doing, Paul? Good, good. Great. Hey, thanks for squeezing us in.

No problem. In cases like this, early detection is key to recovery.

Cases like this?

Look, Sasha, we did find a tumor.

That was a good sale.

Hey. Hey.

So what exactly did the doctor say?

Uh, he found a tumor.

Oh, Lord.

But, I mean, you know, things could still be fine.

That's true. Just going to run some more tests, and we'll know more by the end

of the week. Well, how does Sasha feel about it? How's she taking it?

Better than me, actually.

Well.

My doctor says that the five -year survival rate is over 90 % when you

early. That's true.

So where is she now?

Upstairs, you know, resting, taking a nap. That's good. Yeah, you know, just

processing things.

Well, what she needs is our support.

Yeah, because we have to be mindful that she may be a little down right now, you

know?

Hey, everybody.

Hey.

How are you feeling?

I am feeling great. All right. Any of you guys want to join me for a run? A

Yeah.

Sweetheart, you sure that's a good idea?

Doctor said you should get some rest.

Dr. Hill never said that.

But Dr. Brown did.

He said, come on, let's give them some space.

Why?

Things about to get good.

When's the good time for us to get, get?

I can't hear anything from the kitchen.

You stop being nosy.

Hey, sweetheart.

I thought we might, you know, stay in and catch a movie.

You're always saying we should cuddle more.

Okay, okay. We can do just that after I finish my two miles.

You know I gotta look good for you in my baby suit.

Wait a minute. You still want to go on this trip?

Of course I do.

Well, baby, I canceled the trip.

And why would you cancel our vacation?

So we could figure out what our next move was going to be.

Our next move?

Yeah, well, our next move needs to be going to Savannah, spending time at that

bed and breakfast, and having a great time.

You sure you're up to this?

Yes, well, I'm sure.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. I'll call him back, and then we'll go.

Thank you.

Bye -bye.

Oh, my gosh, that is so sweet.

You are selling your yard to help me? Oh, no, London. Well, never mind. You're

welcome. I'm so touched.

Yes, you are, London. You're touched.

Carver, here's the rest of London's stuff.

Oh, well, good, good. Come on, London. You can help me get the price on the

of this stuff.

Oh, look at this. This is darling. This is nice.

Carver, try it on.

That fits you perfectly.

Put it on your own.

You're going to fool around and take your blood pressure.

How much do you think we can get for it?

What?

This is a one of a kind. You cannot put a price on this. Yes, we can.

50 cents.

These are worth $900.

You paid $900 for a pair of shoes?

Oh, no, you can't be that stupid. Oh, yes, I am.

Too bad it don't pay to be stupid.

Yeah, 50 cents, London.

I can't watch this.

Okay, everybody, all right, let's concentrate on the garage sale. People

starting to arrive.

Come on, London. Okay. All right, this is your station over here.

Oh, girl, with your name in these designer clothes, we can make a bundle.

Oh, good.

Hi, hi, just browse around.

Uh, hey, I'm wearing this.

Not for sale.

I told her you were a mannequin.

Yeah. I bet we made a fortune.

I don't need my daddy's money now.

Yep. They're pretty good.

Yeah, I'm keeping this hat band.

That is my favorite skirt.

That's nasty.

Yeah.

Ta -da!

What are these?

One dollar bills.

Where are all the zeros?

They're in your head, London.

I didn't even cut his toenails. They're just nasty.

Hey there, how was Savannah?

It was okay.

So where are the kids? They went to the movies.

Well, if you need anything, I'm going to be in the kitchen.

I'm teaching London how to pinch pennies. Good luck. Ow!

So Savannah was just okay?

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said okay. It was fine.

No, no, that's exactly what you want to hear from your husband after a romantic

getaway.

Sasha, don't start. Baby, somebody needs to start something.

Baby, we haven't been together all weekend.

Why are you being so distant?

What is it?

All you did all weekend was quote facts about mammograms and biopsies.

I was there for romance and you gave me nothing but research.

I'm trying to fix this. Baby, you can't fix this.

I have a lump in my breast.

And you don't want the scene to deal with the fact that our lives may change.

Baby, I am dealing with this my way.

And I refuse to give this thing power over me.

No matter what those results are, I am determined not to let this affect my

life.

Sasha, you might have cancer.

And what if I do, Will?

Is this how you're going to treat me from now on?

No.

Baby, I'm supposed to be able to protect you.

I'm a doctor, but there's only so much I can do.

I already have a doctor.

What I need right now is my husband.

It's amazing how positive you are.

I mean, everybody should be like this.

Hello?

Oh, hey, Paul.

Um, yes?

So it was benign.

Yes. Thank you so much.

It was for nice.

Oh.

Laura. Yes.

I'll trade you 50 cents off a dozen eggs

for half off a butter stick.

I can do that.

You know, being broke has given me such strange feelings.

Really? Yeah, I feel full, but I haven't even eaten yet.

And I feel so good, but I'm not drunk.

What do you think that is? I think it's happiness.

Well, I like it.

Good.

So you can't buy it?

money. And not only do I have happiness, but I've learned to appreciate pre

-owned clothing.

I believe the term is used.

Yes, you're talking to somebody with no about used.

Yes, because she's used up, used over, used under.

You know what, Edna? Used, just used.

Some designer.

Her label was all over everything at the thrift store.

Yep. She's my favorite designer.

Oh, hi, Daddy.

You know, no, I have something I wanted to say to you.

For all these years, you've made me believe that money was everything.

But I found something a little bit more valuable.

Like... friendship and happiness and coupons.

Oh.

Really?

Okay.

Bye -bye.

London, that was good. That was nice what you just said.

I'm repressed.

I'm impressed.

Well, thank you.

Daddy said that he's taking me to Milan.

It's the shopping mecca.

What about the market crash?

I guess he fixed it.

And he's giving me back all my credit cards in cash.

Shut up!

Yeah, you shut up.

But didn't you just learn that money can't buy you happiness?

You guys can have my coupon.

Happy shopping.

Happy shopping.

Bye, poor people.

London, I want to be happy, too. Give me five dollars.

Hi, I'm Juanita Jennings, and I'm a breast cancer survivor.

It's been estimated that over two million women will be diagnosed with

cancer each year.

Early detection is vital to breast cancer survival rates, making monthly

self -exams for women of all ages and yearly mammograms suggested for women

40 imperative.

Despite the importance of mammograms, 13 million women in the U .S. have never

had one.

Please encourage your loved ones to preserve their health by educating

themselves on the vital importance of early detection.

For more information on breast cancer, please visit www .nationalbreastcancer

.org.