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I don't understand you. What?

Uh, Miss Days, I need the phone. Shh.

Is this the studio switchboard?

I'm waiting on a call. I need it. Shh.

I'd like to speak to Mr. DeMille.

Mr. DeMille, are you new?

What?

Was it sudden?

1959.

And no one called me?

You will hear from my people.

Mr.

Brown, Mr. DeMille died and he didn't call me.

That's because he's dead, duh.

Have you no respect for the dead?

I need it.

I'm going to my room.

You need to stop putting all this cat hair all over the phone.

I'm waiting on a phone call. Don't nobody get on the phone.

Oh, there's the phone.

Hey, Suze.

Use your cell phone. I'm waiting on the call. I can't get a signal in here. It's

impossible. Who are you calling?

I got to call my mother in Mexico.

The devil is alive. My phone don't speak Mexico.

Everybody, go.

Hey, y 'all come down here.

Come here.

Everybody.

What is it? What is it, Mr. Brown?

Where's Miss Aetna?

Oh, she went on a trip.

A trip to where? I don't know.

I didn't ask either, but she left here with a toothbrush and a teddy, and I bet

you one of them will not be getting used.

Anyway, uh, uh, the radio station's gonna be calling any minute now. They're

gonna call the winner of the Christian Cruise Contest. So stay off this phone.

Y 'all Superman, this is Kryptonite.

You touch it, you die.

Don't touch the phone.

What did I just say?

I'm Batman.

Now, you stupid, man.

Don't touch the phone.

Now, they're giving a tripway to the Bahamas, and I just know I'm gonna win,

'all. I feel it in my heart.

Hold on, let's do it. Y 'all, get the phone! Somebody get the phone!

Hey, what you do with the phone? Get the phone!

Get the phone!

It's close to your ass, ass.

You better stop that cussing. It's a Christian house.

Uh,

hello?

Yes. This is Mr. Brown of Brown Letters.

Yes.

Oh, this is the radio station.

I won?

I did?

I won, y 'all! I won!

Okay,

a trip to the Bahamas.

Okay, yeah, what I need to do?

I need to bring my driving license, bring the ticket. Yeah, I got my ticket.

Okay, I'll bring it by midnight.

I'll bring it, okay.

Shh, shh. What I need to do? Okay, yeah.

What's the station that pays?

WTPS, baby!

Yeah! What up, fool?

Okay, okay, I've been... Where my ticket at, y 'all? I put my ticket here. Y

'all gotta got my ticket, bitch.

Y 'all, where my ticket? My ticket was in there. Calm down.

I was cleaning up today, and I found this ticket, and I didn't want it to get

lost, so I put it somewhere safe.

I have my own filing system.

Right up here.

I guess you can kiss your cruise goodbye.

You better find my... Where's my ticket? You'll get my ticket.

Y 'all better find my ticket.

Find my ticket for me.

Whoever find it can go with me.

Oh.

To the pancake shack.

Please try to remember what you did with my ticket. Please.

There's just so much pressure in here, Mr. Brown. Just, I need a little bit of

time. I promise I'll remember.

Let me get centered.

Well, now you're centered.

Where's my ticket?

I can't remember. I need a latte.

Okay, wait. What the devil is a latte?

It's coffee.

Well, why don't you just call it coffee?

Keep looking. Colonel, you go outside and blow up something. See if you can

my ticket. Jesus, you go upstairs.

Cobra, you go to the kitchen. Why do I have to go to the kitchen? That's where

you used to be in Corrigan.

Miss Daisy.

Miss Daisy, this is the movie.

Go in with the wind and look for my ticket. Look for something.

I know that ticket's around here somewhere.

Hey,

hi. I'm looking for Sasha Bowman.

She ain't here. What could you tell her that Theodore came by?

What's wrong with your thug?

Cute. Nice pants.

Why, he sound... He sound like he need to swallow.

Nice pants.

Hey, hey, hey. You find my ticket?

Why?

Am I going with you?

No, you ain't going with me.

Then no.

Gotta go study.

Y 'all better find my ticket. I want to ride them jet skis. I'm going to go

shark diving.

Anybody find my ticket? No, we didn't find a ticket.

I almost took a cruise with a millionaire.

Really, Miss Daisy?

And a professor.

And a movie star and Marianne.

Please, someone take that woman on a three -hour tour.

Hey, um, can you introduce me to that millionaire?

Okay, y 'all can't find my ticket, uh, uh, standing around here. Go, somebody

find my ticket. Carver, go on in there and find my ticket, Colonel. You keep

looking. Just keep looking until you find it.

Jesus, you too.

Don't eyeball me like that. I'll tell you.

Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown, I got your message. What's the emergency?

You're not going to believe this.

I went on a trip to the Bahamas, and they lost my ticket.

I need you to help me find it. You scared me half to death. I thought

was hurt.

Somebody else is going to get hurt if I don't find my ticket.

Okay, well, where did you put it?

Duh, if I knew where I put it, I wouldn't have called you.

Oh, you're pretty, but you're not too bright.

Did you check all your drawers?

My drawers?

Girl, I ain't gonna put no ticket in my drawers.

You can get a paper cut on your privacy, girl.

Mr.

Brown, I'm talking about your cabinet drawers.

Oh.

Yeah, we checked all of them. We checked everything. Okay, yeah.

What about your car?

Now, why would somebody put a ticket in a...

Nor in London, she just might. Let me go check.

Uh, your friend come by here.

My friend?

Oh, what's that boy name? He sang with a music group. He sang with a group.

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike.

No, not him. Theodore. I get him mixed up with the chipmunk stuff.

Teddy? No, Theodore.

Oh, no.

Why, you're so full of drama. Why is it? Oh, no.

Oh, you need to be on the soap opera.

Hey, Sasha.

Sasha?

You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Why? Why are you putting salt in your coffee?

Cora, just when you think your life is going great, it throws you a curve.

Well, what's going on?

I did a lot of things in my past that I thought were behind me, but here I am

dealing with them again.

I don't know what to do.

Maybe if you tell me, I can help you.

Cora, it's really bad.

Can't be that bad.

Okay, um... I just found out that Teddy's out of prison.

Oh, no!

Who's Teddy?

A guy I used to date a long time ago.

The last time I saw him, I woke up in the hospital with four broken ribs.

Oh, my goodness.

What did Will say?

He doesn't know about Teddy, and I don't want him to.

Well, there's nothing you hide from your husband.

Cora, you know how protective Will is. If he finds out, I'm afraid of what

do. Teddy is dangerous.

You have to tell Will. No, Cora.

No.

I can handle this myself.

What do you mean you're going to handle it?

The man put you in the hospital.

How are you going to handle it?

I know Teddy. I'll figure something out.

Anybody home?

Yeah, we're in the kitchen, Will.

Okay, please don't tell him.

All right, all right, but I don't like it. Okay, I know.

Hey,

girl. Hey, Will. What's up? Good to see you, man.

Hey, babe.

Hey.

Hey,

did Uncle Brown ever find that ticket yet?

He had to call me about four times today.

I don't think so.

Well, I hope he finds it soon.

You'll never believe the day I had today.

You'd think the people here are crazy.

What's up? You look upset.

I'm fine.

Okay.

I mean, how long we been married?

Huh? I know when something's wrong.

Honey, it's not a big deal, okay? I can handle it.

Well, what is it?

It's nothing, Will.

What is it? What is it?

Tell me. Honey, look, I know that you try to protect me, okay? But there's

things I need to take care of myself.

Please let me do this alone.

Okay.

All right, if you're sure you can handle this, then... I promise I can handle

it. All right, then I won't get in your way.

Thank you.

You're getting in my way.

It's

so dark

in here.

Oh, Cora must have cooked that.

Candles. Somebody must be having a romance dinner.

Hey there, big boy.

Well, I like to think of myself as a romantically ramp.

Come here often?

Duh, I live here. What's wrong with you, Miss Daisy?

I've cooked up something very special for you.

Well, I hope you cooked up my ticket.

Oh, Mr.

Brown, it's going to be very lonely on that cruise.

No, it's not. It's going to be a whole bunch of people there, and they say I

bring somebody.

Well, now that you've brought it up, Mr. Brown, who were you planning to take?

I haven't made up my mind yet.

You look like cotton candy.

Well, picture this.

I'm out on the high seas.

Uh -huh.

I'm dining at the captain's table. Yeah.

I'm dancing in the ballroom with my long, flowing hair, and the bartender

me a glass of champagne.

Am I in this show?

Of course you are, Mr. Brown. You're the bartender.

Oh, wait.

I think maybe that's Isaac.

Well, ain't nobody going nowhere until I find my ticket.

Oh, Mr. Brown, I have... to go. My doctor says it would help my complexion.

We'll get your doctor to take you.

I gotta find my ticket now.

Oh, Mr. Brown, if you change your mind, just whistle.

You know how to whistle, don't you?

You just put your lips together and blow.

Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown.

Good news!

You found it! She found it! She found it!

She found it!

Um,

no. But now I know where it isn't.

I'm awesome.

Oh, I could just choke her.

What?

Maybe it's God's way of telling you that boats and black people don't mix.

I'm pretty sure that's how we got here in the first place.

Hey, Kunta, want to go on a cruise?

I could just throw you off a boat.

They'll never find you, sure thing.

I need you to find my ticket, please. Where's my ticket?

What? I missed you.

You really need to leave.

I just wanted to see how you were doing.

I'm married. That's how I'm doing.

Oh, come on now. What's wrong with a little conversation between two old

You don't know how to talk without putting your hands on me.

Sandra, I'm sorry, okay?

That was a long time ago.

I'm a different person now.

Can we just... Go somewhere, the two of us, let's just talk.

Don't touch me.

Peaches, you know I never was too good at taking rejection.

Don't call me that.

I'm not your Peaches anymore, now go.

You know, I tried.

You know, we're going to do this the whole way. You ain't going nowhere.

I just want to talk to you.

What did you make me do?

Okay, have a seat on the couch.

Just have a seat, have a seat.

Right there, just sit down right on the couch.

Okay.

Now, what I need you to do is just think.

Concentrate.

Mr. Brown, all this thinking is so hard.

Oh, I know. You're not used to thinking. I know. It's okay.

Uh, what are you doing?

I've seen this on TV. It's gonna help you relax so you can remember where you

put it.

Ooh, where I put what?

It's gonna be harder than I thought. Okay, just relax.

Relax.

Watch.

The watch.

I am going to hepatitis you.

I am going to put you into a deep state of transvestite.

You will do everything I say.

Okay. Listen to my voice.

You are on the water.

At the beach.

Water flowing everywhere.

Yeah, why are you bathing suit?

You on the beach, you hear the dolphins.

Flipper? Yes.

You hear the jellyfish?

I hear them, yeah. Hi, little buddy.

Yes, we're going back.

Go back.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

You hear my voice? We're going to yesterday.

You have my ticket in your hand.

What did you put?

having a say not?

Jesus, not you too.

Not me too what?

You not going on the trip with me. I don't care how many candles you burn.

Mr. Brown, the fuse went out in the kitchen. Where do you keep the extra

I don't know. You the handyman. Do something handy.

Why, you had to find my ticket.

Hey, Uncle Brown.

Hey, Jesus, Cora.

You seen Foster?

Been calling over the last few hours, having her back from it. It's not like

her. I don't know.

Maybe she went with a friend that come by here earlier, the boy Teddy Theodore.

Oh, wait.

Teddy was here?

Yeah, yeah. He come by here earlier. Who's Teddy Theodore? Somebody want to

me what's going on? Well, he had on a suit. I thought he was a nice guy.

He's not a nice guy, Mr. Brown.

Well, she could be in terrible danger.

He just got out of prison. We have to find her.

I'm going to look for her. Well, wait. Where are you going to look?

I don't know. I can't stay here.

I'll call the police.

Yeah, call me. Tell them you got a missing woman and a missing ticket.

The ticket is worth millions.

Thousands even.

Police say they can't do anything until she's been missing for 24 hours. I told

you we should have called in the Marines. The Marines?

run from me beaches oh wait a minute you need to leave nobody talking you come

on girl let's go she ain't going nowhere with you you need to leave whatever

beaches let's go i can take care of this car semper fi

You should have told me. I know. I was scared.

I didn't know.

I love you. You don't have to keep secrets from me. No, I just didn't want

to get hurt.

Nephew, nephew, you should have seen me. See, he come in here and he thought it

was bad. Then I bust down on him. Then I went Negro Ninja because I was gliding

like this.

I was gliding.

I'm telling you, I hit him in the head and bust him to the white. He's just

that.

Pa -pa -pa.

Pa -pa -pa -pa -pa.