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Hey, guys.

How's it going?

Good to see you.

Oh, for me?

Coffee? Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

Wow, you've really hit the big time, Maddie. Look at you, personal assistant,

coffee. It's great.

Dennis, it's coffee.

You guys want my advice?

Don't take shit like this so seriously, okay?

This is my assistant. She got us coffee. Big whoop.

My dad would say, yip -dee -doo -doodle -doo, shit in the churn.

Oh, and by the way, look, don't call me Agatha anymore, okay? It's Aggie now.

Not even Agatha, but Aggie.

Where's Bridget?

Oh, yeah, I was going to tell you. She couldn't make it. She has, like, these

weird hives, rash thing in her neck. It's really bad.

She has, like, weird hives or a rash or something on her neck. That's your

excuse?

Oh, well, just in her defense, you know, if she had a temperature and it was

looking like it was about to burst, it was really violent. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm, mm

-hmm, mm -hmm.

You show up with the hideous, violent rash on your face.

That's what this industry is about.

Oh, God.

I'm sorry in that case. I didn't realize that this was, like, professional

meeting with people here and shit. I thought it was just, like, a meeting

between old friends, you know, hanging out.

You didn't think this was serious?

Never underestimate Hollywood.

Oh, okay.

Jeez, it's a bit full on.

What if you had, like, frozen nipples or something?

Candace, I don't want to hear your what -ifs, okay? I don't even know what the

fuck a frozen nipple is. Is it a lollipop?

Anyway, whatever. The point is, you can't even show up late to a meeting,

That reminds me.

Haley, will you check and make sure that Bronson is going to be my connoisseur

on Monday, please? Yeah, you got it.

No, I mean, this really happened to me in high school.

I was walking around, and I didn't even know it, but apparently I was walking

around with, like, a see -through shirt, and my nipples were piercing, popping

right through, and I didn't even realize it, and people started calling me Stiff

Nips, and that became my nickname in high school was Stiff Nips.

Candace, how did this turn into a meeting about your tits?

I'm just saying, like, you know, stiff nipples are a thing.

I mean, like, what if I was rushed to go to an audition, and I was in a hurry,

and I didn't have enough time to look in the mirror, and I had stiff nipples,

and it was going to happen all over again?

This is a thing, right? Have you ever had stiff nipples?

Oh, yeah.

Happens all the time.

See, when?

Just the other day at the supermarket, walking down the road in Pluto, and bam,

stiff nips.

Can be dangerous, too.

Men are athletes.

See?

This is a thing. That is not the point.

I don't care if it happens or if it doesn't happen. This is where the

elimination process begins.

This is where people start blanking out, start dropping off the map.

You want to know who makes it in this business?

Yes, yes, I want to know.

It's the people who show up and are ready to work.

Do you want to be somebody who makes it? Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I didn't want to

seem like I'm flaky or anything like that. It's just that I don't want to be

called stiff -nips again. That was a personal nightmare for me.

I'm really sorry, Aggie.

Hey, if you like that, I called you Aggie.

Huh? I said that.

I know, but how quickly I caught on. You must be impressed with that.

Oh.

Hey, Candace.

Uh...

Confidence is another thing that's important in this business. You might

get yourself some.

Yes, yes, I totally agree with that.

Confidence is a big thing.

Oh, by the way, he isn't your ghost, everybody is.

Okay.

In that case, you and I are going to write a little email to my agent.

He's going to say this.

Okay. I am not.

about Freddy as my co -star, but if that is the direction the writers would like

to take, have a little fun with old Aggie, I'm willing to play their game.

Next time, could you please let me the fuck know a little bit sooner so I can

prepare myself?

Period.

Got it.

Wow.

You sound so professional with your agent and shit.

I mean...

This is what happens when you surround yourself with people who are really

committed to your success.

It's like having your own entourage.

Entourage?

Wow.

That's so cool.

Having your own entourage?

Yeah.