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Hey, is that recording?

Yeah. Hey, it's Candice Benson. We're reporting live from Joshua Tree.

So cool out here. I like got some money together and rented a car.

So cool. There's my car over there.

I just like borrowed some money from the dishwasher and I don't know, bribed

him, told him I'd pay him back sometime.

Oh, and there's these really cool trees.

They're like so cool. They like bend into these shapes. Like cactus shapes.

They're awesome.

Oh, and there's like this rocky mountain behind me. He's so cool.

I called him Willow.

Because that's like a really cool name.

And like we've been having the best conversations. Like we've been so

off. Just like talking about philosophy, life out here. People say that like you

come to Joshua Tree, you just get lost.

It's so true.

When you find yourself, love it.

Yeah, so like Mean Willow, man. The desert.

Dr. Seuss trees.

Hitting it off.

Put you on this rock right here.

That's good.

And this is the shit you do in the desert, man!

the snake.

He's old and his skin is cold.

As cold as his rock.

I do need my jacket because it's getting cold.

Don't worry, Willow.

I got you.

I'll be back. Fuck, that hurt.

You spiky bush.

Bush thing in the desert.

I got you, Willow. I'm just going out.

Go and walk about.

Rain down.

I think I might need to use the restroom.

I'm pissed somewhere.

You perv, Willow.

Sick.

I thought this was the longest piss ever.

I told you not to look.

God.

There's some privacy around here.

Danger's on the edge of town.

Ride the king's highway, baby.

Fuck, I think I left my headlights on. Shit!

Shit on.

It's recording.

It's getting pretty dry in the desert here.

Candice Benson, Joshua Tree, 522 PM.

Spend the day here.

And to be honest with you, it's like... It's just... It's getting desperate for

food, for water. I really didn't plan the trip. It's just...

Thought there was going to be something here. But there's nothing.

So I have like no food, water.

And to be honest with you I did not put enough gas in the tank.

Didn't really think that one through. So this is my reach out message right

here. Because like I don't think I'm going to make it.

So to everybody back in LA and my family and everything. Like in case anybody

eases or picks up this video.

I just want to say I love you. I love everyone.

And I've had a good life and just to get on with it, you know.

I got you, man.

I got you. That was like my tribute to James Franco right there, you know, in

that movie.

So things are going good out here. It's Joshua Tree. This is just what you do.

You know, you lose that.

It feels good.

I'm a tree hugger. So signing out now from Joshua Tree.

Figured I better head back before it gets too dark.

It's been good.

Willow and I made good friends.

Cactus trees.

We'll be back.

I'll be seeing you again.

Back to civilization.

Back to LA.

Where people are rude.

They're trying to figure out a way to pay back that dishwasher.

Bye tree.

Bye.

Bye, Willow.

Bye.

He says goodbye.

This is the highway.

This is the highway. This is how we roll.

We've been good to a Joshua Tree.

Now we go.

Back in the car.

back to willie cool

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