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Hey, now, Bridge, I've been thinking about it, and I think the reason why

never made it in Hollywood yet is because of our name.

What? Yeah, I mean, like, think about it. Everybody who's made it in Hollywood

has a great name.

Oh, my God.

You're so right. Yeah, I mean, look at your name. Like, you're Bridget Dunn.

Yeah, but Bridget Dunn? Like, Bridget Dunn what?

Bridget Dunn not very much. Thanks for reminding me, name.

And me?

I'm like Candace Benson.

What a boring, dumb fuck name.

Which is kind of cool, though, because I get to call you Candy sometimes.

I'm like, that's cool. Like, Candy's a cool girl name. Like, that's cool.

What am I, a transvestite?

It's totally a tranny name.

Candy. My God, I didn't realize it is a total tranny name, and I'm so sorry. Oh,

should I stop calling you that? No, no, no, it's okay. It's my name and

everything. You can call me that. I'm just saying, like, you know, in the big

scale of things, like in Hollywood, you know.

we need names with punch yeah yeah like we need names that are gonna like get us

noticed yeah i mean like look at someone like um katie perry she has the coolest

name like katie perry oh my gosh like what a name what a name it just has that

i mean think about it close your eyes okay and just think of nothing else but

the name

Katy Perry.

What do you think of? I think roar.

I think awesome.

I think music. I think power. I think bangs. Oh, my God.

And that's just from her name.

See? It's all in the name. It's all in her name.

Man, we need names. How do we get better names?

Oh, I've heard, like, people, they get their, like, their alter name, like,

their name that matches them, like, to their persona by, like, working out

porn name.

Okay, how do we do that?

What you do is you calculate the first pet's name you ever had. Okay.

And then the first street that you lived on.

Okay, so pet and street. Yes. So mine is, I had a dog named Scruffy, and the

first street I lived on was 14 Thornton Street. So I'm Scruffy Thornton.

That's nice.

Okay. And I guess my first animal was a guinea pig.

Wait a minute. You had a guinea pig?

Yeah.

That's pretty cool.

It was so cool.

Was he fat?

He was a little pudge.

I love fat guinea pigs. Right? When they just like sit in their cage and they're

like a blob and then they just like pulse out.

And they're like fatter because they're pulsing.

We totally did. Like he was just like so fat. and so useless. I loved him.

Aw. Fluffy.

We should get a guinea pig. We should totally get a guinea pig.

No. Okay, so that was Fluffy. And then the street that I grew up on was 114

Street. So that would be Fluffy Dive.

Fluffy Dive.

I can totally see that name up in lights.

Lights above a strip club.

Hmm. Yeah.

And Scruffy Thornton is kind of like Billy Bob's cat or something, right?

I bet that's a famous cat.