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Hey, you know one of those places where guys can go to get a rub?

A rub?

Yeah, you know, like a massage.

Oh, oh.

Oh, you mean like one of those, like, happy endings places?

Yes. I'm wondering if one of these places, if, you know, they would give it

women. What?

Oh, that's so weird. I know. It's weird, right? Just to think.

I was watching the History Channel last week, which we have, by the way.

And apparently, like back in olden day, like 18th century times, women who

weren't orgasming would go to their doctor, like their legit doctor, and the

doctor would rub them out. And it was like a medical thing. It was called

hysteria. Like it was a legit medical condition.

Oh, my God.

Are you being serious? I'm like, this is American history.

Wow. Wow. That's really cool.

They had it, like, sorted out back then.

No, I'm being serious, though. I'm wondering if one of these happy ending

places, if they would, like, you know, give it to women. What?

Are you that hard of?

No, I'm not.

It's not for me.

I'm not for you.

Yes, it is.

I'm just being curious. That's all.

Okay, look, look, look. Here. Ready?

This ad says...

$30 for 30 minutes massage.

Okay. Bonus.

Happy.

Optional. Bonus.

Happy. Optional. That's great English.

You wouldn't do that.

It just makes you want to get it, doesn't it? I think that we should at

explore, like, just to see if they give it to women, you know?

Wow. Is this it?

Really? Yeah.

Okay.

Is this really it? Well, we both... We both can't go in together.

Wait, what?

I mean, we won't look serious. They won't take us seriously.

Oh, yeah, okay. I didn't think about that.

I think we should, like, one of us should go in.

Okay. Yeah, I'll just stay out of here. That's fine. I don't think it should be

me, though.

Oh, you don't? No, I don't think I look responsible enough today.

I think that you look more innocent than me. I think you should go in. You think

I look innocent?

Yeah.

Sweet! Yeah, okay, fuck up. That's fine.

Oh my god, it was so embarrassing!

What happened?

What happened?

They thought that it was an undercover cop.

They were like, you go now!

It was awful!

It was terrible!

Oh my god!