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Hey, you know what? We should really go to Target and, like, I don't know, get

some better chairs.

What's wrong with these? I think they're great.

I don't know. I just, like, feel like, I don't know, we're a bit, I'm high and

you're low. Yeah, there's, like, levels. There's dimensions.

Okay.

Have you heard of this new trend that guys are getting with the holes in the

ears? I think that's called caging or something like that. Let me... Yeah,

up, like, holes in ears for fashion.

Yeah, put the word ears in, like, holes. Fashion men.

Okay, okay. It's called gauging, and it comes from a tradition out

of slavery to look less desirable in order to not be picked as a good slave.

Wow.

Whoa, that is dark. Because, like, a lot of guys are doing this in L .A. Yeah.

I mean, think about it. When we're old, in our old age, people are going to be

walking around now with sagging ears.

Not just sagging balls.

Oh, they're going to be like big basset hounds. Right?

Gross.