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You know that plant is dead as shit, right?

He could totally bounce back. I mean, we all get second chances in this life.

You need to get laid.

Whoa! You can totally see the Hollywood signs for the trees today!

Oh my god!

Oh, you totally can!

That's awesome! Oh look, you can see the wood at the end of Holly.

But you can't see Holly because of that building.

Without those trees, it would be like a super amazing view.

You know what?

I'm a hundred short of the rent.

What?

I know.

Oh, so am I.

Oh, God.

Why are we always fucking broke? I don't know. I mean, honestly, we're the only

ones at the restaurant without another job, though. Maybe it's that. Maybe we

need another job.

But if we get a second job, we need to, like, do something different. Like, we

need something to do with Hollywood. Like, not just being a waitress. Yeah.

Like, we're mingling with people.

Yeah.

Mingling. I know, right? Like, we're in the heart of the action. When people go

out, they go in the red carpet.

Yeah, like, people are out. Yeah! Yes!

That sounds so great! Oh my god, Hollywood Boulevard. We could totally

as superheroes.

What? That is such a good idea!

Oh my god, I can't believe we never thought of that before!

Oh my god! That's so great. We would make so much bank. I heard Iron Man, he

makes like 300 a day doing that shit. Um, where did you even hear that?

I waited on Tinkerbell.

Signed from the universe much? I know, right?

This is so awesome.

Who are we going to be?

I just don't think we should overthink this. Because if we overthink it, we're

just not going to do it. I think we should just go out there, pick

and do it.

No thinking.

Yeah. Yay!

Oh, shit.

I'm trying.