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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS TABLE?

I THINK IT'S GOOD THERE.

HEY, BRAD, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, NOT MUCH. I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO YALE!

WE GOT LIGHTS.

OH, YEAH! ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIRE IT$UP.

DID YOU GUYS HEAR? I GOT INTO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL!

DID YOU HEAR? WE GOT A JUKEBOX.

YEAH, I THINK ONE OF THE BULBS IS BURNED OUT.

OH, MAN. YALE!

JOURNEY!

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

I'M THINKING.

WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THINKMNG, YOU IDIOT.

THESE HAVE TO BE POST-MARKED TODAY.

OK, I'M WRITING YOUR COLLEGE ESSAYS FOR YOU,

AND YOU'RE CALLING ME AN IDIOT?

OK, YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT.

YOU'RE JUST GOING SLOW LIKE AN IDIOT.

HEY, I GOT AN EARLY ACCEPTANCE TO YALE.

CONGRATULATIONS. UH, DON'T FORGET

ABOUT THE PERSONAL STATEMENT STUFF ON THE BACK.

"WHAT'S THAT, BRAD? WOW, THAT'S AMAZING!

YALE! GOOD FOR YOU!"

OH, MY GOD, BRAD! I'M SO SORRY!

CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S GREAT!

IT'S REALLY, REALLY GREAT, AND I LOVE YOU,

BUT THESE HAVE TO BE IN THE MAIL TODAY,

AND THE POST OFFICE CLOSES IN 15 MINUTES.

OK, OK, LET'S BUST IT YALIE STYLE.Ê ÓF2Ö

OK.

WHAT WOULD I SAY IS MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS?

PROCRASTINATION?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO. NO.

AW, COME ON, BABY, IT'S A KEEPSAKE.

IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT FROM THE BAR.

OH, COME ON, EDDIE.

AMY BOUGHT THE BAR. DIDN'T THE JUKEBOX COME WITH IT?

SHE SAID ALL THE SONGS ON IT WERE WHACK.

I WAS LIKE, "WHACK?" WE'RE SAYING "WHACK" NOW?

ALL RIGHT, SO SOME OF THE SONGS SUCK,

BUT AFTER ALL THE YEARS WE'VE LISTENED TO THEM,

THEY'VE GOT SENTIMENTAL VALUE.

"COME ON, FEEL THE NOISE"?

YEAH, COME ON, BABY, FEEL THE NOISE.

OH, I WILL FEEL THAT NOISE.

I'LL FEEL THAT NOISE AS LONG AS YOU ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE.

I'M GONNA ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.

HA HA! COME ON.

GO, RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!

WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?

OH, YOU KNOW JIMMY.

ALWAYS PUTTING STUFF OFF TILL THE LAST MINUTE.

SEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BABY-PROOF THE HOUSE THIS WEEK.

YEAH, YEAH, I AM, BUT THE BABY'S NOT COMING FOR 5 MONTHS.

WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME. ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GO, JETS!

GO, METS!

SEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BABY-PROOF THE HOUSE THIS WEEK.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M ON IT.

WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?

MY VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH.

"AS WE SET SAIL OFF TO ADULTHOOD,

WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVERY JOURNEY BEGINS WITH ONE SMALL STEP"?

YES.

I THOUGHT WE WERE SAILING.

WE ARE.

SO WE WOULDN'T START OFF WITH A STEP.

YEAH, WE HAVE TO STEP ONTO THE BOAT, BUDDY.

IT'S A MIXED METAPHOR.

OK, FINE.

EVERY JOURNEY OF SAILING

BEGINS WITH ONE SMALL BREEZE.

OH, LIL, YOU GOT A LETTER.

FROM WHO?

SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT STATE UNIVERSITY.

REALLY?

WHAT'S IT SAY?

HOW LAZY ARE YOU?

I'M NOT, I'M JUST NERVOUS, OK?

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD, I GOT INTO SCSU.

YOU GOT IN! CONGRATULATIONS!

YEAH...THANKS.

OH, GOD.

WHAT "OH, GOD"? YOU GOT ACCEPTED

TO THE SCHOOL YOU WANTED TO GO TO!

YEAH. YEAH, BECAUSE SCSU IS IN NEW HAVEN,

WHICH IS WHERE YALE IS, WHICH IS WHERE BRAD IS GOING.

RIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT?

YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS. IT IS, IT IS...

I GUESS. I JUST...

WHEN I DIDN'T HEAR FROM THEM, I ASSUMED I'D BE GOING TO RUTGERS.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GO TO SCSU SO YOU COULD BE WITH BRAD.

WELL, I THOUGHT SO, TOO,

BUT AM I GONNA PICK A COLLEGE JUST SO I CAN BE WITH BRAD?

RIGHT, BUT IF YOU WENT TO RUTGERS,

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'D NEVER SEE HIM.

I MEAN, IT'S ONLY 2 HOURS AWAY FROM YALE.

THAT'S TRUE, BUT MAYBE THOSE 2 HOURS

WILL BE THE 2 HOURS THAT HE MEETS ANOTHER GIRL.

HMM.

WHO CARES? LIKE I'M THAT INSECURE.

BUT WHAT IF SHE'S SOME HOT BRAIN CHICK?

I MEAN, WHAT IF SHE HOOKS HIM BY READING HIM EROTIC POETRY

FROM, LIKE, THE NEGATIVE 3RD CENTURY OR SOMETHING?

THAT BRAINY BITCH.

WHAT AM I DOING? BRAD AND I ARE GREAT TOGETHER.

AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM.

BUT THIS IS A MAJOR LIFE PLAN.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T MARRY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND.

UH, YOU DON'T NECESSARILY NOT MARRY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND.

I MEAN, ON PURPOSE, MOM.

YOU WERE LUCKY. YOU GOT PREGNANT.

DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE.

OH, YEAH, ONE OF THE MANY BENEFITS OF TEEN PREGNANCY.

HEY, SEAN. HEY, ED.

HEY, UNCLE EDDIE. WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S YOUR GRADUATION PRESENT.

WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?

OH, MY GOD.

NO WAY. IT'S A STEREO. THAT'S AWESOME!

SO, ED, WE HAVE TO SCRATCH THE SERIAL NUMBERS OFF THIS THING?

NO, WE DO NOT.

COME ON, HELP ME WITH THE SPEAKERS.

WHOA, HEY! WHOSE CAR IS THIS?

IT'S MINE.

ED, YOU CAN'T AFFORD A CAR LIKE THIS.

I MADE SOME MONEY WHEN AMY BOUGHT THE BAR.

WE BOTH DID. VERY LITTLE MONEY, WHICH WE SPLIT EVENLY.

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING THIS AND I'M DRIVING THAT?

HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL PART.

AMY TURNED AROUND AND SOLD THE BAR.

SHE TRIPLED HER MONEY.

OH, MY GOD.

AND SINCE ME AND HER ARE LIVING TOGETHER NOW,

WE SORT OF POOLED OUR ASSETS.

IT'S GREAT, RIGHT?

IT'S FANTASTIC.

IT'S GREAT. IT'S REALLY...

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

[CLANG]

I'M SORRY. BOOM BOX. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

WHY ARE YOU CARRYING THAT THING?

BABY, I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE IT IN THE CAR--

OH, GOD, EXCUSE ME.

WHY DID YOU TAKE IT OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND PUT IT IN THE CAR?

MUST WE OVERANALYZE EVERYTHING?

OK, CAN'T WE JUST SIT AND ENJOY LILY'S GRADUATION?

YES, FINE. I NEED THE CAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER.

MY ECONOMICS FINAL'S AT 3:00.

HEY, DAD.

HEY, SON, THAT SEAT'S SAVED.

FOR WHO?

SOMEBODY ASKED ME TO SAVE A SEAT.

YOU'RE SAVING A SEAT FOR A STRANGER?

I'M SAVING THE SEAT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND, OK?

THE ADS IN THIS PROGRAM ARE IN COLOR!

YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

FINE. NOW YOU KNOW.

WOW, WALT, IF SHE'S COMING TO LILY'S GRADUATION,

THIS MUST BE SERIOUS.

WE DON'T HAVE TO DWELL ON THIS.

OK, DAD, JUST HOW LONG DID YOU THINK YOU COULD KEEP THIS A SECRET?

IT WASN'T SO HARD.

I'VE KEPT IT A SECRET FROM YOU FOR 7 MONTHS.

7 MONTHS? 7 MONTHS?

7 MONTHS?

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I CALL THE HOUSE,

YOU KNOW, A WOMAN ANSWERS.

YOU ALWAYS SAY IT'S YOUR CLEANING LADY.

YOU LIED TO US?

NO, I'VE NEVER LIED TO YOU, NEVER ONCE.

OH, MY GOD, DAD, YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH THE CLEANING LADY.

SHE'S GOT A NAME!

WOW. DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'LL BE IN THIS HALLWAY?

WE HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW TO GIVE BACK OUR CAPS AND GOWNS.

NO, NO, THAT'S IN THE CAFETERIA.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'RE GONNA BE IN THIS HALLWAY

HERE, OUTSIDE OF ANNEX 2.

AT LEAST WE'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE TOGETHER.

YEP. NEW HAVEN, HERE WE COME.

YEAH, IT'S LIKE YOU AND I WILL HAVE A "NEW HAVEN" FOR OUR LOVE.

YEAH, IT'S LIKE WE'RE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER,

LIKE NOTHING'S CHANGED.

YEP! NO CHANGE.

NONE.

AND WHY SHOULD THINGS CHANGE?

WE'RE AT A HUGE CROSSROADS IN OUR LIFE, YOU KNOW.

DOESN'T MEAN THINGS HAVE TO CHANGE.

HELL, NO!

HOW CAN OUR DAUGHTER BE GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL?

WE'RE WAY TOO YOUNG FOR THIS.

IT SEEMS LIKE WE JUST GRADUATED FROM THIS PLACE. REMEMBER?

OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.

YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH LILY AND...

YOU WANTED ME DEAD.

YEAH.

NOW YOU KNOCKED ME UP FOR LILY'S GRADUATION, TOO.

THERE'S A CERTAIN POETRY TO THAT, DON'T YOU THINK?

AH, MAYBE A DIRTY LIMERICK.

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

NO, MA'AM!

SEE, THAT'S THE KIND OF THING THAT MIGHT HAVE TIPPED US OFF, DAD.

UH, MARICRUZ, THESE ARE MY BOYS, EDDIE AND SEAN.

THAT'S SEAN'S WIFE CLAUDIA, THERE'S JIMMY,

AND HENRY'S SOMEWHERE.

IT'S A REAL PLEASURE-- [CLANK]

OH, GOD--BATTERIES.

WHY DID YOU BRING THAT THING?

WHY? 'CAUSE I JUST--

IF I WANTED TO--

OK. LAST WEEK I WENT TO SCHOOL TO PICK UP HENRY...

MR. FINNERTY.

SISTER HELEN.

I KNOW WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER'S UP TO?

EXCUSE ME?

DON'T PLAY DUMB, MR. FINNERTY.

NEXT WEEK IS GRADUATION.

EVERY YEAR THE SENIORS PLAY A PRANK

TO DISRUPT MY COMMENCEMENT SPEECH.

LAST YEAR THEY DROPPED PIG'S BLOOD ON MYSELF AND MONSIGNOR REILLY.

LIKE IN CARRIE?

THAT WAS A PROM.

I KNOW. WAIT A MINUTE. ACTUAL PIG'S BLOOD?

FINE, IT WAS MARINARA SAUCE.

EITHER WAY, MR. FINNERTY, I'M NOT NAIVE.

THERE'S A PRANK BEING PLANNED THIS YEAR,

AND I'M CERTAIN LILY IS THE RINGLEADER.

SISTER HELEN, LILY IS A GOOD KID

AND I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU-- A NUN, OF ALL PEOPLE--

WOULD STAND HERE AND MAKE SUCH BASELESS ACCUSATIONS!

NOW, I'M GONNA FIND MY DAUGHTER,

AND I'M GONNA ASK HER,

AND WHEN SHE TELLS ME THAT YOU'RE WRONG,

I DEMAND A FULL APOLOGY.

WELL, IF I'M WRONG ABOUT LILY,

I'LL DO NAKED SOMERSAULTS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SENIOR CLASS

WHILE I'M HANDING OUT THEIR DIPLOMAS.

AN APOLOGY WOULD DO JUST FINE, THANK YOU.

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

I KNOW!

LILY? YEAH.

ARE YOU PLANNING ON PULLING A PRANK AT GRADUATION?

NO.

DON'T LIE TO ME. ARE YOU PULLING A PRANK AT GRADUATION?

NO!

OK, I'VE GOT SOME GREAT IDEAS.

OH, NO. WHAT WAS YOUR IDEA?

OK, YOU KNOW HOW EVERY YEAR

SISTER HELEN GIVES THE SAME HACKNEYED SPEECH, OK?

SO WHEN SHE GETS TO THAT PART WHERE SHE SAYS, "ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE,"

LILY'S GONNA COME OUT AND TEAR OFF HER GRADUATION GOWN--

SHE'S GOT THAT SPARKLY DANCE OUTFIT ON UNDERNEATH--

AND THAT'S WHEN I PLAY NEW ATTITUDE. GET IT?

I GET IT.

WHICH CUES THE OTHER CHEERLEADERS TO JOIN HER ON STAGE.

OH, GOD.

WHAT, BABY? IT'S JUST A HARMLESS GAG.

NO, THAT WAS THE BABY.

I THINK THAT WAS A CONTRACTION.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE?

IS THAT A ROLEX?

YEAH. OH, GOD.

OH, GOD. OH, GOD.

OK, LET'S GO, BABE.

NO, NO, I CAN'T, I CAN'T. NOT NOW.

JIMMY CAN VIDEOTAPE THE GRADUATION.

NO, IT'S NOT THE GRADUATION-- MY ECON FINAL.

IT COUNTS FOR MY WHOLE GRADE.

YOUR PROFESSOR WILL UNDERSTAND.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM--HE'S BEEN VERY UNDERSTANDING.

I--I KIND OF TOOK ADVANTAGE.

THIS MID-TERM SHOULD TAKE NO LONGER THAN ONE HOUR,

AND IT WILL COUNT FOR 40% OF YOUR TOTAL GRADE.

OH-OOHH!

ARE YOU OK?

WHOA. YEAH, YEAH, I STUDIED SO HARD FOR THIS TEST.

REALLY, I'M--I'M SURE IT'S FALSE LABOR.

JUST AS LONG AS THE CONTRACTIONS ARE 10 MINUTES AP--

APART! OH, OHH.

OH, GOSH. EXCUSE ME.

I SHOULD GET THIS CHECKED.

SORRY.

THE TEST IS IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS,

AND I ACTUALLY STUDIED THIS TIME.

AH-OHH!

A MINUTE AND 48 SECONDS.

AND THIS IS ACCURATE TO WITHIN 1/100TH OF A SECOND.

HOSPITAL. OK, LET'S GO.

OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.

EXCUSE ME. BOOM BOX, BOOM BOX.

AAH, SORRY, SORRY. SORRY, BABY.

BOOM BOX, PREGNANT LADY COMING THROUGH!

BOOM BOX, MAKE WAY!

YEAH, MOM, SHE'S 7 POUNDS, 6 OUNCES.

YEAH, SHE'S VERY CUTE.

NO, I CAN'T PUT HER ON THE PHONE.

WELL, FIRST OF ALL, 'CAUSE SHE'S 1 HOUR OLD.

SECOND OF ALL, THE NURSES TOOK HER FOR SOME TESTS.

HEY, LISTEN, SEAN'S BACK, SO TELL DAD I LOVE HIM.

BYE.

HEY.

I BROUGHT SOME BALLOONS FOR THE BABY.

OH, THANK YOU. SHE'LL LOVE 'EM.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE DID YOU GO?

TO THE CIRCUS, AND THEN McDONALD'S.

LILY, WE'RE SORRY WE HAD TO LEAVE THE GRADUATION, OK?

YEAH, WELL, I'M SORRY YOU LEFT WITH MY MUSIC.

TODAY IS TRULY THANKSGIVING.

"BUT, SISTER HELEN," YOU SAY,

"THANKSGIVING IS THE FOURTH THURSDAY IN NOVEMBER,

AND TODAY, IT IS JUNE."

BUT IF WE APPROACH LIFE WITH A NEW ATTITUDE,

AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE,

THEN EVERY DAY IS THANKSGIVING.

SURE, THERE'S NO TURKEY, NO STUFFING,

NO PUMPKIN PIE, NO CRANBERRY SAUCE,

NO HORN OF PLENTY, NO--

MUSIC.

[WHISPERING] COME ON.

HI.

MUSIC!

MAY I CONTINUE?

BY ALL MEANS.

NO MARSHMALLOW-FESTOONED YAM DISH--

IT'S FITTING--MY FINAL MOMENTS OF HIGH SCHOOL

IN UTTER HUMILIATION, THANKS TO YOUR STUPID PLAN.

MY STUPID PLAN? YEAH?

WELL, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT IF YOU HADN'T GONE ALONG

WITH MY STUPID--

I'M SORRY.

OH, MY GOD, YOU MISSED IT!

LILY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT DONE.

Sister Helen: --CRANBERRY SAUCE, HORN OF PLENTY...

AAH!

HEY, WHERE'S MY LITTLE SISTER?

SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HER NAME IS ROSE.

MM, ROSE. LIKE THE GIRL IN TITANIC.

NO...YES, I GUESS, BUT NOT ON PURPOSE.

I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WILL THINK WE NAMED HER AFTER TITANIC, DO YOU?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

WELL, WE DIDN'T.

HEY, WHERE'S MY NEW NIECE? I GOT A GIFT FOR HER.

OH, THANK YOU, EDDIE. THAT'S SO SWEET.

DIAMOND EARRINGS?

OH, GOD, HE'S BUYING DIAMOND EARRINGS NOW!

OH, ROSE IS A LUCKY LITTLE BABY.

ROSE FINNERTY. VERY PRETTY.

THANK YOU.

IT'S LIKE YOUR HEART WILL GO ON FOR HER.

OK, WE DID NOT NAME HER FOR TITANIC.

I JUST ASSUMED.

THERE ARE LOTS OF OTHER ROSES OUT THERE, ALL RIGHT?

THERE'S ROSIE O'DONNELL.

WE DIDN'T NAME HER AFTER ROSIE O'DONNELL.

THERE'S A PRECEDENT.

THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER ROSES.

YEAH. AXEL ROSE.

OH, IT'S NOT THE SAME.

HEY, EVERYBODY.

OH, LOOK, THEY BROUGHT BALLOONS.

WE FIGURED EVERYBODY WOULD BRING FLOWERS.

AW, CRAP.

HEY, MRS. FINNERTY. HEY, BRAD.

MR. FINNERTY, MR. FINNERTY, MR. FINNERTY.

WHERE'S THE NEW LITTLE FINNERTY? IS SHE OUT YET?

YES, BRAD, SHE'S OUT.

WHERE'S LILY?

RIGHT HERE, BRAD.

OH, HEY, WHY'D YOU BOLT OUT OF GRADUATION?

ARE YOU KIDDING. I WAS COMPLETELY HUMILIATED.

I DON'T THINK ANYBODY NOTICED.

I WAS OUT THERE IN MY CHEERLEADER OUTFIT,

DANCING ALONE ON STAGE TO NO MUSIC.

WHAT DIDN'T THEY NOTICE?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE NIPPLE THING.

WHAT NIPPLE THING?

TH--THE THING NOBODY NOTICED.

THAT'S GREAT! THAT'S GREAT.

NO, LILY, COME ON. WHO CARES?

WE'RE ALL GOING INTO THE CITY TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I GOT US A LIMO. REMEMBER?

REALLY?

YOU STILL WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME AFTER ALL THAT?

ARE YOU KIDDING? I WANT TO BE SEEN WITH YOU FOREVER.

LILY, I LOVE YOU.

BRAD, COME IN THE HALL WITH ME. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

MARICRUZ, IS THAT A DIAMOND RING?

OH...YES.

OH, MY GOD. WALT, ARE YOU TWO ENGAGED?

HA HA!

ENGAGED?

YES, WE'RE ENGAGED.

WHAT?!

HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL US THAT?

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO JUMP RIGHT INTO "ENGAGEMENT"

BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW I HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

YEAH, BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD US!

SEE? THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD REACT LIKE THIS!

COME ON, WE'RE REACTING LIKE THIS...WE'RE JUST SURPRISED.

I MEAN, WE'RE HAPPY FOR YOU, DAD.

REALLY. IT'S JUST THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE IN.

YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. I--I--I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY FOR ME?

YEAH.

YEAH, WE'RE HAPPY FOR YOU. WE'RE THRILLED.

WHERE ARE YOU REGISTERED?

AW, YOU BOYS DON'T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING.

COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT A 62-INCH PLASMA TV?

UNBELIEVABLE.

WHAT IS IT?

WELL, UH, THERE'S BEEN SOMETHING ON MY MIND LATELY.

YEAH?

UM, WELL, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME.

AND WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS, WE'VE BEEN MORE THAN FRIENDS.

WE'VE BEEN MUCH MORE THAN FRIENDS.

I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

WHAT I WAS PUTTING IN THE "MORE THAN FRIENDS" CATEGORY.

UM, THE THING IS, WE'VE HAD OUR GOOD TIMES,

AND WE'VE HAD NOT-SO-GOOD TIMES,

BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE, RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

AND I REALIZE THAT I'M REALLY GONNA MISS THAT.

SO I DECIDED TO GO TO SCSU.

WELL, YEAH. WELL...

NOT "WELL, YEAH."

I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING TO RUTGERS.

WHAT?

HOW COULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER RUTGERS?

IT'S A COMPLICATED DECISION, BRAD.

BUT IT'S SO FAR AWAY FROM ME.

WELL, I DIDN'T PICK IT!

BUT YOU ALMOST DID!

MAYBE I SHOULD!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD!

PLEASE DON'T. OK.

WHEN ARE THEY BRINGING HER BACK?

I WANT TO MEET MY NEW NIECE.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, ED.

HOW MUCH DID THAT WATCH COST?

WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU?

I'M JUST CURIOUS.

I MEAN, HOW MUCH? MORE THAN MY CAR?

THAT'S NOT FAIR. YOUR CAR'S A PIECE OF JUNK.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT FAIR?

WHAT'S NOT FAIR IS THAT I BUSTED MY ASS FOR 3 YEARS IN THAT BAR

WHILE YOU CAME AND WENT AS YOU PLEASED.

AND JUST BECAUSE YOUR CRAZY GIRLFRIEND GOT LUCKY,

BOUGHT IT AND FLIPPED IT,

NOW YOU'RE LIVING IT UP,

AND I'M STILL BUSTING MY ASS TO MAKE ENDS MEET.

HEY, YOU GOT A BRAND NEW BABY GIRL,

YOU GOT A DAUGHTER GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.

HOW COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT MONEY NOW?

YEAH, I GOT A KID GOING TO COLLEGE.

HOW COULD I BE THINKING ABOUT MONEY?

HEY, LOOK, I'M YOUR BROTHER, ALL RIGHT?

I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS, TOO,

AND I'M FINALLY DOING GOOD, ALL RIGHT?

IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME IF YOU COULD JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME.

OK? I MEAN, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?

HOW ABOUT THE WATCH?

YOU WANT THE WATCH?

YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SO?

I WANT THE WATCH.

YOU CAN HAVE THE WATCH.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER,

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE ROLEX RIGHT OFF MY WRIST.

YOU REALLY GONNA KEEP THAT?

YEAH.

ENJOY IT.

LOOK, IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER!

I FINALLY HAVE A LITTLE SISTER!

LET ME SEE MY GRANDDAUGHTER!

AW, SHE'S A BEAUTY!

Claudia: HERE SHE IS.

ROSE MAUREEN FINNERTY.

ROSE, THIS IS YOUR BIG BROTHER JIMMY,

AND YOUR UNCLE EDDIE,

AND YOUR GRANDPA WALT AND MARICRUZ,

YOUR...YOUR GRANDMOTHER, I GUESS.

AND YOUR BIG SISTER LILY.

AND BRAD...

WHO I GUESS I'LL BE LIVING WITH.

NEAR! LIVING NEAR.

ROSE.

FROM MY FAVORITE MOVIE, TITANIC.

THAT'S, UH, THAT'S NOT WHY WE NAMED HER THAT, WALT.

IT'S NOT FROM TITANIC? ARE YOU SURE?

IS IT TOO LATE TO CHANGE HER NAME?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO THINK UP HER NAME.

ALL RIGHT, WE TALKED ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT FOR MONTHS.

AND THE ONE NAME THAT WE FINALLY CAME UP WITH

THAT BOTH OF US LOVED WAS ROSE.

AND THAT'S HER NAME. ROSE.

WHAT ABOUT "GRACIE"?

GRACIE.

Walt: GRACIE'S PERFECT.

OH, GOOD, WALT.

NOW WE CAN USE THE NAME ROSE.

YEAH.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHOA.

Sean: HO HO, WHOA.

ARE YOU PREGNANT?

WELL, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.

HOW THE HELL COULD YOU--

HONEY, HONEY, WE HAVE A NEW BABY.

YEAH, GRACIE.

LOVE YOU, GRACIE. AW!

[EVERYONE COOING]

[WHISPERING] SHE'S SLEEPING.

OH, COME ON.

HI, LITTLE ONE.