Original subtitles

HI. I'M ARIANNA. I LIVE NEXT DOOR.

OH, HI. I'M CLAUDIA. COME ON IN.

IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

YOU KNOW, WE'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE

JUST 'CAUSE OF THAT LITTLE THING WITH JIMMY AND YOUR DAUGHTER.

HE STALKED HER RELENTLESSLY FOR A MONTH.

YEAH. HE'S AT THAT AGE.

RIGHT.

I CAME OVER BECAUSE I GOT A PIECE OF YOUR MAIL.

IT SAYS FINAL NOTICE, SO I FIGURED IT WAS IMPORTANT.

THAT'S EMBARRASSING.

THIS IS A REALLY BAD FIRST IMPRESSION.

SECOND IMPRESSION. FIRST WAS JIMMY.

RIGHT.

ANYWAY, I'D BETTER GO.

WHY DON'T YOU STAY? COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT.

WE'LL, UH...

LOOKS LIKE THE COUCH IS TAKEN.

YEAH. OUR DRYER JUST BROKE,

AND WE DON'T HAVE A CLOTHESLINE.

BUT WE COULD AFFORD A CLOTHESLINE.

WE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SILLY TO SPEND THE 5 BUCKS,

YOU KNOW, IF WE'RE GONNA GET A NEW DRYER.

THIS IS A REALLY BAD THIRD IMPRESSION.

THAT'S OK. REALLY. I SHOULD GO.

Sean: DAMN IT!

DAMN IT!

PARKING THIS THING'S LIKE PARKING A FREAKING BATTLESHIP.

THAT'S MY HUSBAND SEAN.

HEY, BABY.

SO WHAT'S WITH THE LIMO?

OH, BABY, IT'S MY FRIEND GARRY'S.

HE'S OUT OF TOWN FOR 2 WEEKS AND SAID I COULD USE IT.

OH, COME ON. YOU HAVE THE BAR,

AND WITH THE BABY COMING YOU HAVE A LOT TO DO AROUND HERE.

YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THIS ON?

BABY, IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

AND WE CAN MAKE SO MUCH EXTRA MONEY. HMM?

YOU ARE A VERY SWEET MAN.

WHO HAS VERY SHORT PANTS.

THEY'RE GARRY'S. HE'S GOT REALLY SHORT LEGS AND LONG ARMS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, LILY?

I HAVE NO FUTURE.

WHERE DO YOU GET THIS FROM?

MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.

SO YOU DON'T THINK YALE'S A REACH?

I THINK YOU'RE A REACH FOR YALE.

SHOULD I COME BACK?

NO. WE'RE JUST FINISHING UP.

ARE YOU GONNA HAVE TIME FOR ME BEFORE LUNCH?

THERE'S ONLY 15 MINUTES.

MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME.

BUT YOU'VE BEEN WITH BRAD

FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR AND A HALF.

PLENTY OF TIME.

ARE YOU SURE?

I WANT TO EXPLORE ALL MY OPTIONS.

WE'LL MAKE IT.

OK, MR. KERSEY.

I'LL HAVE THESE FILLED OUT BY NEXT WEEK.

REMEMBER, YALE'S A FINE SCHOOL,

BUT THERE'S THE REST OF THE IVY LEAGUE TO THINK ABOUT.

THE SKY'S THE LIMIT, BRADLEY.

THANKS, MR. KERSEY.

SO, LILY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT FOR NEXT YEAR?

I DON'T KNOW.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE I COULD GO TO YALE WITH BRAD.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

SERIOUSLY?

WHY NOT?

WELL, LILY, YOUR GRADES ARE NOT YALE MATERIAL.

WELL, THEN, I WON'T GO FOR ACADEMICS.

I'LL GO FOR DANCE.

OH, GOD. GOOD PLAN. THAT SHOULD WORK.

BUT LET ME SUGGEST AN ALTERNATE.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY?

HE THINKS YOU SHOULD BE A WAITRESS?

OR A HAIRDRESSER OR A MASSEUSE.

AND I ALREADY CHECKED. YALE DOESN'T OFFER ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

COME ON, LIL. YOU HAD TO KNOW

YALE WAS A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

OH, YEAH. BECAUSE IT'S THE IVY LEAGUE.

I SHOULD BE LOOKING IN THE STUPID LEAGUE.

WELL, I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER.

ALL THESE TOWELS ARE WET.

I'LL GO TRY TO FIND YOU A DRY ONE.

OK, BABE. OH, WAIT. THIS PILLOWCASE IS GOOD.

HEY, MR. FINNERTY.

HEY, LILY. I'M REALLY SORRY

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH MR. KERSEY.

HMM. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, BRAD.

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD APPLY TO YALE?

UM...

SURE.

TOTALLY.

I KNEW IT. YOU THINK I'M STUPID!

NO, NO, NO, LILY. YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE JUST...YOU'RE NOT SCHOOL SMART.

THEN I MUST BE SCHOOL STUPID.

YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY.

GET OUT!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WELL, HOW COULD I UNDERSTAND?

I'M TOO IGNORANT FOR BOOK LEARNIN'.

LILY, I NEVER SAID THAT.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? SCHOOL'S JUST WASTED ON ME.

IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST KNOCK ME UP NOW

WHILE WE'RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL

LIKE MY DAD DID TO MY MOM.

LILY, I--

HEY, BABE.

OH, THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF THE BROKEN DRYER.

OH, GOD. ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T, BABE.

I MEANT TO DO IT THIS MORNING,

BUT IT'S ON THE FRONT PORCH.

I WAS OUT DRIVING TILL 4 A.M. LAST NIGHT.

OH, YOU POOR THING.

BUT I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE YOU DOING THIS FOR US.

OH, NO PROBLEM, BABE.

IT'S JUST, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I HAVE THESE RICH JERKS

YELLING AT YOU, SITTING IN TRAFFIC ALL NIGHT.

GARRY'S HEAD'S SMALLER THAN MINE,

SO AFTER 6 HOURS, THE HAT REALLY STARTS TO HURT.

WANT ME TO RUB IT FOR YOU?

OH, YEAH.

MY NECK'S HURTING A LITTLE BIT, TOO, BABY.

RIGHT--OOH, YEAH.

HEY, YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS.

OH, SHE MADE US A CASSEROLE.

SO?

SO IT'S A CHARITY CASSEROLE.

SHE THINKS WE'RE LOW CLASS.

PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT A BROKEN DRYER ON YOUR FRONT PORCH.

AAH! AAH!

I'M SORRY, BABE.

WHAT'S WITH HIM?

HE'S GOT A SORE NECK FROM DRIVING A LIMO.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO GET THE HEATING PAD FOR YOU.

AW, THANKS, BABY. YOU'RE THE BEST.

THE LIMO JOB SUCKS, HUH?

IT'S THE BEST FREAKING JOB OF MY LIFE.

WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PICK YOU UP?

LET'S SAY 4 HOURS.

YES, SIR.

YEOW!

SATELLITE TV IN A CAR?

AM I DREAMING?

CASHEWS.

NOTHING BUT CASHEWS!

HA HA HA HA HA!

I'D LIKE TO ORDER A PIZZA FOR DELIVERY, PLEASE.

LICENSE PLATE NUMBER--

AND THE BEST PART OF IT IS

THAT CLAUDIA THINKS I'M A HERO

FOR TAKING A SECOND JOB.

THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY LIFE,

EXCEPT YESTERDAY I GOT A SHOCK FROM MY ELECTRIC CAR

AND I STILL GET NUMB IN MY LEFT LEG.

"BECKY, DO YOU WANT TO WALK TO SCHOOL WITH ME?"

"BECKY, DO YOU WANT TO WALK TO SCHOOL WITH ME?"

WHAT'S UP?

I'M IN THIS STUPID PLAY, TOM SAWYER,

AND I REALLY CAN'T DO THIS.

LET ME HELP.

NO OFFENSE, BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ACTING?

I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF TITLE ROLES.

LIFE IN ANATEFKA IS PRECARIOUS.

IT'S LIKE A FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.

HOW YA DOIN'?

OK, BUT DON'T LAUGH AT ME.

I'LL BE BECKY.

BECKY, DO YOU WANT TO WALK TO SCHOOL WITH ME?

NO.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY OK, BUT WE HAVE TO WATCH FOR INJUN JOE.

I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT INJUN JOE.

IN FACT, I'D RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES WITH HIM

THAN TO WALK WITH A WIMP LIKE YOU.

I'M JUST DOING MY LINE.

HEY, YOU WANNA WALK ME TO SCHOOL?

I'M CUTE. I GOT PIGTAILS AND A GINGHAM SKIRT.

MAKE ME FEEL IT.

OK. UM...

BECKY, DO YOU WANT TO WALK TO SCHOOL WITH ME?

WHY NOT? NO.

COME ON. I'M NOT FEELING IT.

SHOW ME SOME PASSION.

MAKE ME FEEL IT.

OK. BECKY, DO YOU WANT TO WALK TO SCHOOL WITH ME?

WHY NOT? NO!

I'M A LITTLE GIRL. YOU'RE SCARING ME.

HEY, YOU GUYS. IS LILY AROUND?

NOT YET. WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, NOT MUCH. I JUST...

GOT AN INTERVIEW WITH YALE! WHOO!

CONGRATULATIONS, BRAD. THAT'S HUGE.

I KNOW. NOW I JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT

THE RIGHT WAY TO TELL LILY.

I GOT AN INTERVIEW WITH YALE!

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I...

NO, NO, NO, THAT'S OK, BECAUSE I DID, TOO!

UH-HUH!

WOW! THAT--

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

I...WOW!

I GUESS I'M NOT AS STUPID AS YOU THOUGHT I WAS, HUH?

NO, I GUESS NOT.

I MEAN, I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE STUPID.

I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRETTY.

I'LL JUST LET MYSELF OUT.

LILY...

OK, WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT? IS IT THAT HARD TO BELIEVE

THAT I GOT AN INTERVIEW WITH YALE?

LILY?

ALL RIGHT, I GUESS THEY MIGHT HAVE SEEN SOMETHING

IN MY APPLICATION.

Lily's voice: "NAME: LILY CATHERINE FINNERTY.

"BIRTH DATE: JULY 13th.

"SEX: FEMALE.

RACE..."

Brad's voice: YOU'RE JUST NOT SCHOOL SMART.

Sean's voice: LILY, YALE'S A LITTLE BIT OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

Mr. Kersey's voice: FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY.

Lily's voice: "NATIVE AMERICAN."

YOU TOLD THEM YOU'RE NATIVE AMERICAN?

IT'S TRUE!

I'VE LIVED IN AMERICA MY WHOLE LIFE!

YOU KNOW, I KNOW I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME,

SO IT MAY HAVE LOST SOME OF ITS MEANING,

BUT, LILY, THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE!

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TWO!

HOLD ON, YOUNG LADY!

YOU ARE GONNA GO TO THAT INTERVIEW,

AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE REALLY NOT A LAKOTA SIOUX!

YOU GOT THAT?

YES.

NO. NOT "NO" YES.

"YES" YES.

OK.

NO, NOT "NO" OK.

"YES" OK!

OK!

BECKY, WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS, SURE AS SHOOTIN'.

NEVER MIND. I CAN'T DO THIS.

YOU KNOW, JIMMY, MARLON BRANDO ONCE SAID,

"JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY ACTION,

DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO ANYTHING."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

LET ME HAVE THE SCRIPT.

NOW, WITHOUT SAYING ANY WORDS,

I WANT YOU TO CONVEY TO ME

THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET ME OUT OF THIS CAVE.

I WANT TO SEE IT ALL IN THE EYES.

I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH "CAVE."

YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH EVERYTHING.

LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COPY SOMEBODY.

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR?

VIN DIESEL.

I MEAN AN ACTOR,

LIKE AL PACINO OR ROBERT DE NIRO.

DE NIRO, YEAH. THE GUY IN SHARK TALE.

THAT GUY'S FUNNY.

ALL RIGHT, UH...

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A MOVIE TO RENT, OK?

YOU STUDY ROBERT DE NIRO,

AND YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

SEXY DRIVER?

TAXI DRIVER.

IS THERE A MOVIE CALLED SEXY DRIVER?

LOOK, FOCUS, OK?

THIS MOVIE, IT HAS PERFORMANCES IN IT

THAT HAVE TOUCHED MY LIFE.

NOW, THAT'S THE JOB OF AN ACTOR.

IF YOU CAN TOUCH ONE PERSON,

THEN YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, UNCLE EDDIE.

OH, I ALSO-- I ALSO REALLY LIKE THE ROCK.

OH, HE'S GOOD.

HEY, BABY, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU, OK?

NO, I ALREADY GOT IT.

[PAGER BEEPS]

DAMN IT!

OH, MAN, YOU HAVE TO GO?

YEAH, SOME RICH JERK

NEEDS TO BE TAKEN TO THE SOHO CLUB.

IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU COULD

PICK UP SOME GROCERIES WHILE YOU'RE OUT?

I'D LOVE TO, BABE,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A SPARE MOMENT.

OH, SWEETIE, ALL RIGHT. I'LL MISS YOU.

YOU, TOO, BABY. OK?

DON'T WAIT UP, ALL RIGHT?

SEAN?

SEAN?

[LOUD LAUGHING AND CHEERING]

GO, GO, GO!

SEAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH...OH, HEY, BABY.

I'M JUST WORKIN'.

YEAH, I SEE.

NO, SERIOUSLY, I HAD, LIKE, A HALF HOUR BREAK

AND THE GUYS WE'RE WALKING BY.

IT WAS UNCANNY.

I FELT SORRY FOR YOU ALL DAY.

COME ON, BABY, CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

THIS GOES UP, YOU DIE!

IT'S NOT ME, IT'S EDDIE!

OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE VOLUME FOR THE TV.

ENJOY YOUR STUPID CASSEROLE!

HEY! JERK!

HEY, BABY, COME ON, CAN'T WE JUST TALK?

CLAUDIA!

AAH! EDDIE, DAMN IT, THAT'S NOT THE VOLUME.

IT'S THE MOON ROOF.

HEY, CLAUDIA. IS SEAN AROUND?

SEAN DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

DO YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND

YOU ACTUALLY SUCCESSFULLY SNUCK INTO THIS BED?

BABY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE AWAKE.

YEAH, I'M AWAKE, AND I'M INDESCRIBABLY ENRAGED.

YEAH, I'M PRETTY BEAT, TOO.

I DROVE ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN TONIGHT WITH A CASSEROLE

'CAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR MY HUSBAND,

WHO I BELIEVED TO BE WORKING VERY HARD.

LOOK, I WAS ON A BREAK, OK?

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO,

JUST SIT THERE, STARING INTO SPACE?

I FELT HORRIBLE FOR YOU ALL WEEK LONG.

I GAVE YOU A NECK RUB AND...

OTHER STUFF.

HEY, I'VE BEEN WORKING MY ASS OFF, OK?

AND MAKING GOOD MONEY, TOO.

I CAN'T HELP IT IF IT'S IN A PLACE

WITH LEATHER SEATS AND A WET BAR AND A TV.

OOH, THAT SOUNDS NICE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO THERE RIGHT NOW?

MAYBE I WILL! GOOD!

DON'T FORGET TO CALL THE GUYS.

YOU MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO SNUGGLE WITH.

I DON'T NEED 'EM 'CAUSE I GOT 4 HBOs!

WHAT'S WITH THE HAY?

JIMMY HAD HIS DRESS REHEARSAL TODAY,

AND HE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE PROP HAY BALES.

PROPS? PROPS ARE A CRUTCH FOR THE ACTOR.

IF THAT KID OF YOURS WAS GOOD ENOUGH,

HE COULD IMPLY HAY.

OH, LOOK WHO'S HOME.

TIRED OF LIFE ON THE ROAD?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M NOT.

JUST CAME IN TO CHECK THE TV LISTINGS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS COUCH?

I KNOW.

IT'S NOT EVEN HEATED.

IT'S NOT LEATHER.

I GUESS I'M JUST GETTING A LITTLE SPOILED OUT THERE.

MMM.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES.

MAYBE I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND THROW SOME OPTIONS

ONTO THE HOOD OF YOUR HOUSE.

PRETTY SWEET LIVING OUT THERE, HUH?

IT WAS THE WORST FREAKIN' NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

CASHEWS.

NOTHIN' BUT STINKIN' CASHEWS!

AAH!

[CAR ALARM BLARING]

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BROKEN MY FREAKIN' NECK.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE BACK IN?

I CAN'T DO THAT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS ME TO DO,

AND I'M NOT GONNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO BREAK.

ED, CAN YOU RUB IT JUST A LITTLE?

NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

HEY. HOW'D YOUR YALE INTERVIEW GO?

IT WENT OK.

YEAH? ANY ADVICE FOR ME?

UH, DON'T DO WHAT I DID.

ACTIVITIES? UH, WELL, LET'S SEE.

I LOVE TO DANCE.

WHAT KIND OF DANCING DO YOU DO?

ALL KINDS-- JAZZ, TAP...

RAIN.

YOU'RE NOT NATIVE AMERICAN, ARE YOU?

OF COURSE, I AM.

AND WE PREFER THE TERM "INDIAN."

DO YOU REALIZE HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS, WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

OK, WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT 100% NATIVE AMERICAN,

BUT I JUST--I WANTED TO GET IN THE DOOR.

SO NOW THAT I'M HERE,

HOW DO YOU GET INTO YALE?

GOOD GRADES, HIGH S.A.T.s.

ALL RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT STUFF,

BUT I CAN MAKE PEOPLE SMILE.

COME ON.

NOTHIN'?

THANK YOU, MISS FINNERTY.

WE'LL LET YOU KNOW.

NO, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, MRS. CUMMINGS.

I REALLY NEED TO GET INTO YALE.

WHY?

BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND BRAD IS GOING THERE,

AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HIM.

I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, THOSE HOMELY BOOKWORMS AT YALE

AREN'T WINNING ANY BEAUTY PAGEANTS,

BUT BRAD IS WEAK.

AND YOU WENT TO YALE, DIDN'T YOU?

LILY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOSE ME, OK?

WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.

YOU MEAN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO TO YALE?

OH, NO, I'M GOING TO YALE,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO BREAK UP.

WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

YOU SAY THAT NOW, BRAD,

BUT WHAT IF YOU DO GO, OK?

AND I COME TO VISIT YOU EVERY WEEKEND,

AND THEN ONE TIME, YOU TELL ME NOT TO VISIT

'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO STUDY.

AND THEN I DO GO UP AND I SURPRISE YOU,

AND WHEN I GET TO YOUR DORM,

I FIND YOU SLURPING JELL-O SHOTS

OFF THE STOMACHS OF 2 TRI-DELTS!

THAT'S RIDICULOUS, OK?

FIRST OF ALL, YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO GELATIN.

AND SECOND OF ALL,

THE ONLY PERSON I'LL EVER EAT FOOD OFF OF IS YOU.

BESIDES, IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE WORRIED, IT'S ME.

YOU'LL PROBABLY WIND UP AT SOME BIG STATE SCHOOL

WITH A BUNCH OF BUFFED-OUT JOCKS

THAT WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU ALL THE TIME.

BABY, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

JUST DON'T FORGET TO CALL BEFORE YOU VISIT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

RESTOCKING YOUR NEW APARTMENT?

NO. NO, I'M FINE.

I'M JUST MAKING SURE THAT YOU AND THE KIDS ARE PROVIDED FOR.

[SNIFFING]

STILL FRESH.

LOOK, I WILL LET YOU MOVE BACK IN

IF YOU JUST ADMIT THAT WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG.

LOOK, OK, MAYBE I'LL ADMIT THAT I WAS A LITTLE WRONG.

A LITTLE WRONG?

YOU LIED TO ME AND YOU COMPLETELY TOOK ADVANTAGE.

BABY, I WAS WORKING.

AND I KNOW I WAS TAKING IT EASY,

BUT THE THINGS IS, LATELY, I JUST FEEL LIKE

ALL I DO IS WORK AND THEN COME HOME

AND RUN ERRANDS AND THEN GO BACK TO WORK AGAIN.

SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THAT?

BECAUSE IF I SAID, "HEY, I NEED DOWNTIME,"

AND THEN YOU'D SAY, "DOWNTIME? WHAT DO YOU NEED DOWNTIME FOR?

YOU WORK IN A BAR."

YOU DO WORK IN A BAR.

SEE?

WELL, SORRY, BUT IT'S TRUE.

ANYWAY, I NEED YOU HERE, OK?

I HAVE A HUGE JOB, TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS AND THE HOUSE AND YOU.

IF ANYONE NEEDS TO SACK OUT IN THAT LIMO,

IT'S ME.

I WOULDN'T GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW

'CAUSE WITHOUT YOU TO PICK UP AFTER ME,

I MEAN, THAT PLACE ISN'T TOO PLEASANT.

ARE WE EVER GONNA HAVE DOWNTIME AGAIN?

OF COURSE, BABY. LOOK, LILY'S GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.

JIMMY, HE'S A TEENAGER.

WE HAVE THE BABY COMING.

WELL, IN A LITTLE OVER 18 YEARS,

WE'LL HAVE SOME SERIOUS DOWNTIME.

HEY. HOW WAS THE PLAY?

I TOTALLY CONNECTED.

ACTION.

AND...GO.

TOM SAWYER?

ARE TALKIN' TO ME?

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

UM...YES, TOM.

ISN'T THIS THE MOST PERFECT DAY FOR A PICNIC?

YOU THINK THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT DAY FOR A PICNIC?

YES?

YOU TELLIN' ME,

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT DAY FOR A PICNIC?

UH, JIMMY, ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR LINES?

ARE YOU ASKIN' ME IF I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY LINES?

OK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A 5,

AMD WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'RE GONNA MIX IT UP.

FRANK, YOU TRY TOM..

JIMMY, MMM, YOU DO LIGHTS.

SO, HE STUCK YOU ON LIGHTS.

YEAH. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WHEN WE STARTED, I WAS BECKY THATCHER.

NOW HE'S GOT ME WEARING THIS.

ARE YOU THE STAGE MANAGER?

THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME,

BUT I DON'T THINK THIS IS CONNECTED TO ANYTHING.

WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER...

NOTHING.

WELL, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

THAT I WAS REALLY BLOWN AWAY BY WHAT YOU DID UP THERE.

I MEAN, YOU WERE SO REAL,

SO RAW.

I JUST WANTED TO...

SEE THAT, MAN, I TOLD YOU.

YOU TOUCHED SOMEBODY.

YEP, AND I'M GONNA TOUCH HER AGAIN ON FRIDAY.