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ED, HOW COME I KEEP GETTING DELINQUENCY NOTICES FROM CLAUDIA'S DOCTOR?

I THOUGHT, UH, OUR INSURANCE DOWN AT THE BAR COVERED HER PREGNANCY.

OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT'D BE GREAT?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT WE HAD A $200,000 POLICY.

NO. THAT'S THE DEDUCTIBLE.

WE NEED BETTER INSURANCE.

WELL, WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.

THE BAR'S NOT EXACTLY HOPPING.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS LADIES' NIGHT.

THEY'LL BE HERE. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

HEY. EDDIE, I GOT YOUR CALL. WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

IT'S LADIES' NIGHT.

YEAH.

NO.

WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THINGS WILL PICK UP SOON, HUH?

I DOUBT IT. LOOK AT THIS.

T.J. SHENANIGANS IS OPENING UP A NEW BAR. WHAT?

YEAH. THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW REGIONAL MANAGER.

CAN YOU IMAGINE WORKING FOR THAT SOUL-SUCKING CORPORATE HELLHOLE?

NO WAY.

50K STARTING.

THAT'S A LOT OF "K."

FULL BENEFITS, MEDICAL, DENTAL--

WHO CARES? WE GOT OUR OWN BENEFITS.

WE'RE--WE'RE OUR OWN BOSSES, YOU KNOW?

WE WORK FOR FAMILY. WE'RE LIVING THE DREAM.

YEAH, EXACTLY.

YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER THEME NIGHT.

YEAH.

HEY, CLAUDIA.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE EIGHTIES DANCE NIGHT AT THE BAR.

NO.

HEY, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME SO EARLY?

OH, UH, THE RESTAURANT GAVE ME MATERNITY LEAVE.

OH. HOW MUCH TIME THEY GIVE YOU?

FOREVER. I GOT FIRED.

ALL RIGHT, TABLE 3 NEEDS THIS,

AND TABLE 6 NEEDS GINGER AND ALL THEIR FOOD.

DO YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE FOR A SECOND? MY BACK IS KILLIN' ME.

HI. SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.

WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THE SPICY TUNA ROLL?

OHH.

WELL, I'M PREGNANT, SO, REALLY,

THE THOUGHT OF RAW FISH AND MAYONNAISE MAKES ME WANNA PUKE.

I'LL JUST HAVE AN EEL ROLL.

OK, LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

UP, UP! OH! AH!

OH, RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!

DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!

[MOANING]

I'M SORRY, BABE. I KNOW WE COULD USE THE EXTRA MONEY,

BUT AT LEAST THE BAR'S DOING OK, RIGHT? ISN'T IT?

OH! GOD, THE BAR IS DOING GREAT.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS JUST RELAXING

AND TAKING CARE OF THE BABY.

OH, YOU'RE SWEET, BUT JUST IN CASE,

I GOT SOME OTHER JOB LEADS.

THAT'S GREAT. YOU WANNA CALL THEM NOW?

OR IN AN HOUR OR TWO.

TOMORROW MORNING. JUST RELAX.

YEAH, YOU CAN CALL THEM TOMORROW MORNING.

GUYS, NO ONE GET ON THE PHONE BETWEEN NOW AND TOMORROW MORNING!

YOUR MOM HAS SOME VERY IMPORTANT CALLS TO MAKE!

JUST REST, FOR THE BABY.

OH, GREAT. YEAH, YOU KNOW,

I REALLY MISSED SEEING MY DAUGHTER PAWED ON MY COUCH.

WELL, GET USED TO IT, DAD,

'CAUSE BRAD'S BACK.

OH. SO, I TAKE IT YOU BROKE UP WITH THE GIRL NEXT-DOOR?

YEP. WASN'T EASY,

BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA BE A MAN.

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

I'M SORRY, TAYA. I THINK YOU'RE GREAT,

BUT THERE'S JUST ONE GIRL FOR ME, AND THAT'S LILY.

SHE'S SMART AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL,

AND MY HEART'S ALWAYS BEEN WITH HER.

HOW'S THAT? CLOSE ENOUGH.

WOW. THAT WAS REALLY MANLY.

THANK YOU.

BRAD!

WHAT? I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP HIM GET USED TO IT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT, DOG. AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT, HUH?

HELLO, BLAKE WILLIGER?

I'M CALLING ON BEHALF OF SMS MEDICAL SERVICES

ABOUT YOUR OVERDUE-- BABY, DOES THIS LOOK OK?

UH, YES, ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS, YOU OWE $1,200--

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

SOME DEADBEAT WHO OWES MONEY.

NO, A DIFFERENT DEADBEAT, NOT YOU.

HELLO?

DAMN IT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S MY NEW JOB.

I'M DOING COLLECTIONS

FOR A MEDICAL BILLING COMPANY.

THAT WAY, I CAN WORK AT HOME AND THEN REST WHEN I NEED TO.

OH. DOES IT PAY OK?

WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER

I HAVE A HUSBAND WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT THIS MEANS.

OK, I'M SORRY.

I JUST WANNA KNOW IF THIS LOOKS ALL RIGHT.

DOESN'T MATCH.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST WEAR YOUR SUIT?

OH, IT'S IN THE LAUNDRY.

YOU MEAN THE DRY CLEANERS?

NO, THE LAUNDRY.

OK, WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE THE LOAD OF SUITS YET,

SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EITHER PUT ON BLUE PANTS

OR A BLACK JACKET.

OK, I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO DRESSED UP?

OK, LOOK...

T.J. SHENANIGANS IS LOOKING FOR A NEW REGIONAL MANAGER,

AND I'M GOING TO INTERVIEW.

OH, MY GOD. DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE SELLING THE BAR?!

ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT.

I'M SORRY.

ARE YOU SELLING THE BAR?

I DON'T KNOW, BABY, BUT, YOU KNOW,

I MEAN, THIS THING PAYS 50 GRAND A YEAR WITH BENEFITS,

SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT ABOUT EDDIE? WHAT DOES EDDIE THINK?

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO THINK ANYTHING.

ALL RIGHT? THIS IS JUST THE FIRST INTERVIEW.

I'M JUST TESTING THE WATERS.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM?

I'M AN ADULT. HE'S AN ADULT.

I CAN HIDE THIS FROM HIM FOR AS LONG AS I WANT.

HEY.

OH, HEY, BABY.

I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THE BATHING SUIT

I'M GONNA WEAR TO THE BEACH PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA WEAR YOUR WACKY BERMUDA SHORTS AGAIN.

NO. THIS YEAR, I'M WEARING MY DAD'S BATHING SUIT.

THE BANANA HAMMOCK?

YEAH. IT MAY REQUIRE SOME WAXING,

BUT I THINK IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HI, LILY. OH.

HELLO, BRAD.

TAYA.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

OH, I JUST CAME OVER TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND.

I THOUGHT I MADE IT VERY CLEAR

THAT BRAD DOESN'T WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.

HEY, BABY.

HEY, SWEETIE.

DO YOU GUYS KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND TAYA?

YEAH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

UM, I'M GETTING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE HERE.

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

NO, NO, NO, IT'S MY DAD'S BATHING SUIT.

IT'S STARTING TO CREEP UP ON ME.

EXCUSE ME.

[GASPS HOARSELY]

WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

UH, BABE, YOU WANNA WAIT FOR ME UP IN MY ROOM?

OH, OK.

OOH! [CHUCKLES]

YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT LATER.

SORRY, LILY. YOU HAD A QUESTION?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

TAYA'S MY GIRLFRIEND!

TAYA?

ARE YOU OK?

I'M JUST SAD...

AND A LITTLE LONELY.

[THINKING] THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

RUN AWAY!

NO, WAIT.

GO OVER AND TALK TO HER.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

BRAD BROKE UP WITH ME.

I JUST--

I NEVER SAW IT COMING, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, I THOUGHT HE REALLY LIKED ME.

WE WENT TO THAT...

[THINKING] I'M SO CLOSE I CAN SMELL HER.

WHAT IS THAT?

CINNAMON?

NO. NO, BROWN SUGAR!

SHE'S A DANISH.

WOW.

YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD LISTENER.

[THINKING] SHE STOPPED TALKING.

SAY SOMETHING!

YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IS IT ME?

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?

NO. NO. TAYA...

YOU'RE SMART. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

YOU SMELL LIKE FOOD.

ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY TO GO OUT WITH YOU.

YOU'RE SWEET.

UM...

WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER...

GOING OUT WITH ME?

[THINKING] ARE YOU KIDDING?!

SURE, YEAH. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

YEAH.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

[THINKING] THANK YOU, GOD!

OK, UNLESS YOU LEFT OUT THE PART

WHERE YOU BECAME THE LAST MAN ON EARTH,

YOUR STORY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

WELL, I CAN STAND HERE

AND TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT WITH YOU,

OR I CAN GO UPSTAIRS AND SMELL MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.

ICK.

I'M SORRY, MRS. BLUMENTHAL,

BUT ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS--

MOM, LISTEN TO THIS--

BUT THE DOCTOR DIDN'T WAIT 6 MONTHS

TO DO YOUR OPERATION, NOW, DID HE?

MOM, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!

DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND THE FINGER?

OK, MRS. BLUMENTHAL, LISTEN,

I'M JUST DOING MY JOB HERE, AND--

OK, I HATE THAT WORD.

WELL, THAT'S VERY MATURE.

JUST KEEP SAYING IT OVER AND OV--

OK, STOP!

OK, WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S ABOUT JIMMY AND TAYA.

HE HAS GOT TO STOP DOING THAT.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS.

NO. HE'S DATING HER NOW.

DOES SHE KNOW?

YES. YES, IT'S REAL.

HE JUST BROUGHT HER OVER HERE.

WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.

NO. THIS IS TOTALLY WEIRD.

I MEAN, HE'S A STALKER!

SHE CHANGED ROOMS 'CAUSE HE WAS STARING AT HER TOO MUCH.

OR MAYBE SHE JUST WANTED A SMALLER, DARKER ROOM.

HE TRIED TO STEAL HER GYM UNIFORM.

NO, THAT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.

SHE WAS WEARING IT.

[LAUGHING] YOU CANNOT WEAR THAT.

WHY NOT?

IT HAS A HOOD.

IT ZIPS OFF.

OK, GOOD LUCK.

ALL RIGHT, BABY. WAIT.

WHAT DO I DO IF EDDIE CALLS?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT EDDIE.

HEY, ED, I'M GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE GETTIN' IN TO WORK TODAY,

'CAUSE I, UH--

I HAVE TO TAKE THE CAR INTO THE SHOP.

IS THAT COOL?

LET ME CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.

OK, YOU HAVE TO STOP CURSING, OK?

I AM JUST THE COLLECTION PERSON.

WELL, IF YOU SEND ME THE $400,

I WILL HAPPILY SHOVE IT THERE.

HELLO?

HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE SUIT?

OH, I HAD ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW AT T.J. SHENANIGANS.

A SECOND INTERVIEW?!

YOU ARE DEFINITELY SELLING THE BAR!

UH, AFTER TODAY, I MIGHT NOT BE SELLING ANYTHING TOO SOON.

WHAT HAPPENED? WELL,

FIRST I FIGURED I'D CLEAR THE AIR WITH EDDIE.

PRETTY FUNNY, HUH, BOTH OF US SHOWING UP

FOR THAT SAME INTERVIEW?

YEAH, LIKE EITHER ONE OF US WOULD WANNA WORK IN THAT PLACE.

DID YOU SEE ALL THOSE LOSERS?

"OOH, OOH, PICK ME! PICK ME!

"I WANNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE

KISSING ASS IN MIDDLE MANAGEMENT."

YEAH. "I GOT ANOTHER JACKET AT HOME.

I COULDN'T FIND IT."

THAT--THAT WAS ME, ED.

OH, RIGHT.

SO, THEY CALL YOU TO COME BACK?

NAH, I'M NOT THE CORPORATE TYPE.

THEY CALL YOU?

[LAUGHS] COME ON, LOOK AT ME.

WHY, ED, WHY?

WHY? WHY DO YOU WANT THIS JOB?

IS THIS MY IDEAL WAY OF MAKING $50,000 A YEAR?

NO.

BUT UNTIL THEY LEGALIZE MALE PROSTITUTION,

THIS IS MY BEST SHOT.

COME ON, QUIT SCREWING AROUND.

I GOT A FAMILY, MAN, AND I GOT A KID ON THE WAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

YEAH, WELL, WHEN I DO, I DON'T WANNA BE CO-OWNER

OF SOME DIVE BAR.

NO OFFENSE. YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT.

YOU BETTER LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB, MAN,

BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GETTING THIS ONE.

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. I DON'T STAND A CHANCE

AGAINST A GUY IN A SUIT AND WHITE SOCKS.

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THEY DO DRUG TESTING HERE?

ALL RIGHT, MR...

FINNERTY?

YES. RIGHT-- YES.

HE WAS LOOKIN' AT ME. JUST STAY BACK!

OK. CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING IT

TO THE SECOND ROUND OF INTERVIEWS.

WE'RE GONNA DO SOME ROLE-PLAYING.

SO, WHY DON'T WE START WITH--LET'S SEE...

WE HAVE EDDIE...

AND SEAR.

OH. THIS IS, UH, SEAN. I'M SEAN.

OH. SORRY.

HE'S GOT TERRIBLE HANDWRITING.

I THINK HE STEALS, TOO.

I DO--

WILL YOU SHUT YOUR-- I DON'T--[LAUGHS]

I DON'T STEAL.

GOOD. UM, WELL, LET'S START.

EDDIE, YOU'RE A DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER.

AND SEAN, AS MANAGER, YOU DO YOUR BEST TO ACCOMMODATE HIM.

THE COMPLAINT?

A DIRTY GLASS.

HEY, WAITER.

OH, UH, YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN, SIR.

I'M THE MANAGER.

[CHUCKLES] OH, I'M SORRY.

THE WHITE SOCKS THREW ME OFF.

CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?

YEAH, LOOK AT THIS GLASS. IT'S FILTHY.

OH, I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT.

LET ME JUST EXCHANGE THAT FOR YOU.

HERE YOU GO.

IT'S THE SAME GLASS. NO, IT'S NOT! IT'S A DIFFERENT ONE!

I JUST GOT IT OFF THIS TRAY.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S JUST AS FILTHY AS THE OTHER ONE.

OH, FILTHY. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT HYGIENE?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY HERE

ABOUT THE TIME AT THE BAR

YOU BECAME THE HANDS-FREE BOTTLE OPENER, HUH?

HEY, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE BEHIND THE BAR.

OH, NO, BUT YOU HAVE SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVES

ON THE BAR, HUH?

I BUSTED HIM 4 TIMES DOING THAT.

THIS IS HOW YOU TALK TO A CUSTOMER?

JUST A DIRTY GLASS. NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, ED.

I WANT THIS TO GO WELL FOR YOU,

'CAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO WORK

FOR THIS SOUL-SUCKING CORPORATE HELLHOLE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, RIGHT?

NO, I SAID HEAVEN-HOLE.

IS GOOD LISTENING A QUALIFICATION FOR THE JOB?

OK, GOOD.

WHY DON'T WE GIVE CHERYL AND BILL A CRACK AT IT,

AND WE CAN SAY GOOD-BYE TO EDDIE AND SEAR.

SEAN! HOLD, HOLD, HOLD.

I DON'T GET TO BE THE MANAGER?

I'M SORRY, BABE. ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?

NO, 'CAUSE THE GOOD NEWS IS,

WE GET TO KEEP THE BAR.

HEY, GIDGET.

GINGER?

MARY ANN?

OK, IS THIS A PREGNANCY THING,

OR DO YOU REALLY NOT RECOGNIZE ME?

I WAS JUST MAKING-- NEVER MIND.

HOW WAS THE DANCE?

I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT TIME.

BRAD, YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEBODY!

[OUT OF BREATH] SORRY.

THAT'S BETTER.

HEY, HEY, BILL.

BILL, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND TAYA.

MIKE, MIKE. I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO TAYA, MY GIRLFRIEND.

YOU GUYS, I DON'T KNOW YOU, ACTUALLY,

BUT THIS IS TAYA, MY GIRLFRIEND.

YOU WANNA--YOU WANNA MEET THE DEEJAY?

UM, DO YOU WANNA JUST DANCE?

OH, YEAH. OK.

OK. [LAUGHS]

SISTER MARY AGNES, THIS IS TAYA, MY GIRLFRIEND.

THAT'S TOO CLOSE.

NO!

NO!

WOW. SOUNDS LIKE TAYA GOT TO MEET A LOT OF PEOPLE.

YES, AND SHE WASN'T REPULSED BY JIMMY.

SO, I GUESS THEY'RE A COUPLE.

LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET, LIL.

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE FINNERTY MEN

THAT IS IRRESISTIBLE TO WOMEN.

BABY, WILL YOU SMELL THE PITS ON THIS

AND TELL ME IF I CAN GET ANOTHER USE OUT OF IT?

IT WEARS OFF EVENTUALLY.

NO.

HEY, I GOT SOME SODAS.

OH, ACTUALLY, UM, I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

UH, CAN I HAVE MY HAND?

WHATEVER YOU WANT, BABE.

OK.

Lily: JIMMY, I HAVE TO SAY,

I THINK I WAS WRONG ABOUT HER. TAYA SEEMS--

SHE'S PURE EVIL!

HEY, BRAD.

WHERE'S LILY?

UH, SHE WENT TO GO GET SOME ICE FOR HER LEG.

SHE GOT IN THE WAY OF MY ROGER RABBIT.

WHERE'S JIMMY?

OH, HE'S OVER ORDERING EXTRA PRINTS

OF ALL THE PICTURES.

OH, COOL.

SO, YOU, UH, WANNA DANCE?

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

OH, COME ON.

ONE SONG.

AS FRIENDS.

ALL RIGHT. I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY,

'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SERVED!

[SLOW SONG PLAYING]

THANKS, UH--THANKS FOR THE DANCE.

OHH, COME ON.

THAT DIDN'T COUNT.

OK.

UM, SO, YOU AND JIMMY SEEM PRETTY--

UH, UH, UH, SISTER MARY AGNES?

OH, GOD!

OH, MY GOD! I KNEW IT!

THE WORLD MAKES SENSE AGAIN.

NO. YOU'RE LYING.

J-DOG, TRUST ME. IT HAPPENED.

DUDE, I'M SORRY.

WANT ME TO GO SMACK HER AROUND A LITTLE BIT?

NO. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT ME

THAT MAKES WOMEN WANNA GRAB MY ASS.

WELL, SOUNDS LIKE TAYA GAVE YOU A NICE KISS.

IT WAS KIND OF-- [GASPS] HORRIBLE!

MOTHER OF GOD!

LISTEN, BUDDY, YOU CAN CURSE AT ME ALL DAY LONG.

OK? I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.

OK, PLEASE STOP CURSING AT ME, OK?!

I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.

HELLO?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

WHAT?

Woman: OH, HI. IS THIS CLAUDIA FINNERTY?

YES. WHO'S THIS?

HI. MY NAME IS JEAN,

AND I'M CALLING FROM COOPER MEDICAL BILLING.

ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS,

YOUR ACCOUNT IS PAST DUE FOR $1,200.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!

PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME.

I'M ONLY TRYING TO DO MY JOB, OK?

I'M NOT GONNA YELL. I WORK FOR SMS MEDICAL BILLING COMPANY.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

ISN'T THIS JOB THE WORST?

OH, MY GOD, YES!

I SPEND EVERY DAY JUST TRYING TO DEAL

WITH ANGRY JERKS ON THE PHONE.

OH, TOTALLY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA MOVE YOUR NAME TO THE BOTTOM OF MY LIST.

THAT SHOULD BUY YOU A FEW MONTHS.

THAT IS SO SWEET.

YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON I'VE TALKED TO IN 2 DAYS.

OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?

IT'S A PLEASURE TO TALK TO SOMEONE

WHO DOESN'T WANT ME TO SHOVE ANYTHING ANYWHERE.

[LAUGHS]

BABY, WHO IS IT?

IT'S A COLLECTION AGENCY.

OH, GOD, GIVE ME THAT.

NO, SEAN, IT'S-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!

OH, YEAH, DO YOU?

YOU'LL GET YOUR FREAKIN' MONEY WHEN YOU GET IT

AND NOT A SECOND BEFORE, YOU GOT THAT?!

YOU CALL AGAIN, I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS!

THERE YOU GO, BABY.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

LISTEN...

I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING,

AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER COMPLETELY HONESTLY, OK?

OK.

DID YOU KISS BRAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR?

YES...

I DID.

OK, SERIOUSLY,

THINK ABOUT IT THIS TIME.

DID YOU KISS BRAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR?

LOOK, JIMMY, I'M SORRY, BUT...

I THINK I STILL REALLY LIKE BRAD.

SO, YOU WERE JUST USING ME?

JIMMY, YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY, BUT...

THE TRUTH IS IS I WAS ONLY GOING OUT WITH YOU

SO I COULD BE AROUND BRAD.

OK. WELL...

I DON'T THINK I CAN GO OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.

ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?

[SHAKILY] YES.

OK.

I UNDERSTAND.

GOOD-BYE, JIMMY.

GUH--OH! OK, WAIT.

UM, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING OVER THE PAST 2 SECONDS,

AND MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.

NO, YOU WERE RIGHT.

YOU DESERVE BETTER.

NO, I DON'T! I MEAN, I DO,

BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

GOOD-BYE, JIMMY.

NO, PLEASE DON'T GO!

TAYA, YOU CAN USE ME!

OK? I WANNA BE USED!

YOU CAN CALL ME BRAD! I'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM!

I'LL STUDY HIS EVERY MOVE!

PLEASE! [SOBBING]

LISTEN, ED, WE GOTTA TALK.

YEAH, WE GOTTA TALK.

UH, THE BAT'S NOT DOWN THERE.

LOOK, MAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS WHOLE MESS WITH THE INTERVIEW.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

YEAH. YOU KNOW, WE'RE BROTHERS.

I DON'T WANNA FIGHT WITH YOU OVER A JOB.

AND I DON'T WANNA TAKE THE JOB AWAY FROM YOU.

YEAH, WELL, IN FAIRNESS, I THINK, UH,

I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THAT JOB.

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT ABOUT..

YEAH, THE BAT'S NOT OVER THERE, EITHER.

I MEAN, WHAT WERE WE DOIN',

LOOKIN' FOR ANOTHER JOB?

I DON'T KNOW. WE HAVE A JOB.

THIS IS THE RED BOOT. WE OWN IT.

THIS IS-- THIS IS THE DREAM.

EXACTLY. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, WALK AWAY FROM HERE?

WHAT--WHAT WOULD OUR CUSTOMERS SAY?

I DON'T KNOW. WE COULD ASK.

EXCUSE ME, SIR, UH,

WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF WE SOLD THE RED BOOT?

THEY'LL SEE.

SOMEDAY THEY'LL ALL SEE.

I THINK HE'S FINE WITH IT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WE SHOULD WALK AWAY? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WELL, WE GOT A LOT OF EQUITY IN THIS PLACE, MAN.

WE COULD SELL, YOU KNOW, GET THE CASH,

AND THEN WE COULD DECIDE WHERE TO GO FROM THERE.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

I THINK SO.

TO THE RED BOOT.

THE RED BOOT.

MAYBE, UH, WE COULD POOL OUR MONEY,

START ANOTHER BUSINESS.

WE COULD WORK TOGETHER AGAIN.

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.