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HEY, BABE. HEY, BABE.

AREN'T YOU AT THE GYNECOLOGIST'S?

I DON'T THINK SO.

BUT YOUR APPOINTMENT'S IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.

I MEAN, AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT GOES ON THERE.

UH, YEAH, YOU FIND OUT THE SEX OF THE BABY.

YEAH, LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT.

I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

AW, COME ON, BABY, WHY NOT?

FINDING OUT THE SEX OF THE BABY'S THE BEST PART.

AFTER THAT, EVERYTHING'S DOWN HILL.

THIS IS OUR LAST BABY.

IT IS MY LAST CHANCE TO BE SURPRISED.

SO YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.

I DON'T WANT TO WAIT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

TELL THE DOCTOR TO WRITE DOWN THE SEX OF THE BABY

AND PUT IT IN A SEALED ENVELOPE.

THEN YOU BRING THAT HOME TO ME SO I'LL KNOW AND YOU WON'T, OK?

IGNORANCE. BLISS.

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD KEEP A SECRET THAT BIG?

I-I-I HAVE SECRETS INSIDE OF ME THAT WOULD SHOCK AND DISGUST YOU.

HEY, LIL, WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF?

OH, THEY'RE CAMPAIGN POSTERS.

I'M LILY FINNERTY, AND I'M RUNNING FOR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

YOUR--YOUR DAD JUST TOLD ME THE FUNNIEST THING

BEFORE YOU CAME DOWNSTAIRS.

WHAT WAS IT?

UH, IT WAS THAT YOU'RE RUNNING FOR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT!

I'M SORRY. LOOK, I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE RUNNING.

WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. ISN'T BRAD RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

I DON'T KEEP UP ON ALL OF BRAD'S COMINGS AND GOINGS.

I'VE GOTTEN OVER HIM, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD, TOO.

OH, I DON'T KNOW AFTER THE WAY HE BROKE MY HEART,

I'M GONNA NEED MORE TIME.

DAD, I'M SERIOUS. OK?

I DECIDED TO MOVE ON FROM BRAD

AND CHANNEL MY ENERGY INTO SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE.

OK. "BRAD SUCKS, VOTE LILY!"

HE IS GOING DOWN.

OH, I FORGOT MY "O'KEEFE IS O'KRAP" ONE.

SHOULDN'T WE JUST GIVE UP ON HER?

YOU'RE STILL TRYING?

HEY, ED, WHAT'S UP?

[MUMBLING]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

BABY, YOU THINK EDDIE'S OK?

SEEMS LIKE EDDIE.

I THINK HE'S DEPRESSED.

HOW CAN YOU TELL?

HE'S JUST BEEN MUMBLING STUFF,

STUMBLING AROUND IN THE SAME PAJAMAS FOR 3 DAYS.

YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE EDDIE.

HEY, ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

UH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WATCHING THE HUMIDIFIER.

WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND WATCH SOME TV?

IT'S GOT LESS MOISTURE,

BUT THE TRADE OFF IS THAT THERE'S PICTURE AND SOUND.

NO.

LISTEN, MAN, ARE...

ARE YOU DEPRESSED?

WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?

I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE 33, YOU'RE LIVING IN MY BASEMENT,

YOU'VE BEEN WEARING PAJAMAS FOR DAYS,

YOU'RE WATCHING A HUMIDIFIER.

33 AND A HALF.

WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT, MAN?

TAKE A SHOWER, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES,

GO BE PART OF THE WORLD, JUST WALK AROUND.

IF YOU NEED MONEY, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.

GO WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

UH, NAH, NAH.

OK, WELL, IF YOU WANT TO--

I DON'T KNOW--IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT OR--

WAIT A MINUTE. ARE THOSE MY PAJAMAS?

YEAH. YOU WANT 'EM BACK?

WHEN YOU'RE DONE, JUST--

NO, IT'S, YOU KNOW--

YOU CAN THROW THEM AWAY.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU KNOW HOW JIMMY USED TO OGLE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR?

OH, YOU MEAN HE WASN'T WRITING A NOVEL?

WELL, SHE SWITCHED ROOMS BECAUSE OF IT,

AND NOW HER GRANDFATHER'S IN THERE.

AND JIMMY DOESN'T KNOW?

OOH, SOMEONE'S GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER.

OOOHHH!

THERE IT IS.

HEY, BABE. HEY, HEY, BABE.

HOW WAS THE GYNECOLOGIST'S? DID YOU GET THE SEX?

AGAIN, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT GOES ON THERE.

WHOO. HAND IT OVER.

OK, BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU

TO TELL ME THE SEX OF THIS BABY.

I UNDERSTAND.

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW WITH JIMMY,

AND THAT NURSE BLEW IT.

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU ASKED HER.

SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

DO I LOOK LIKE CONCHITA?

DO NOT SAY THAT NAME IN THIS HOUSE.

GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.

[HUMMING]

HMM.

GREAT! YOU JUST GAVE IT AWAY! IT'S A BOY!

WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

YOU OPENED IT UP AND YOU SAID "HIM."

NO, I SAID, "HMM." WHY WOULD I SAY "HIM"?

I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS YOUR VISCERAL REACTION.

OK, LET ME DO IT AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?

HRRR...

OH, HEY.

HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, LILY.

YOU HAVE A BRAND NEW LITTLE BABY...

SIBLING.

OH...

YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE TIME

FOR WHATEVER OLD PEOPLE GAMES YOU'RE PLAYING.

I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A NEW CAMPAIGN.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? BEING POPULAR ISN'T ENOUGH?

APPARENTLY NOT.

EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. IS ANYBODY INTERESTED

IN KNOWING HOW I PLAN TO GET MORE INTERNET ACCESS IN THE LIBRARY?

HA HA. I THINK THE KID WITH THE BACK BRACE

PLAYING TETHER BALL ALONE MAY WANT TO KNOW.

HEY, WHY DON'T WE HAVE INTERNET ACCESS IN THE LIBRARY?

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, JEFF. MAY I CALL YOU JEFF?

OK.

ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

THE LIBRARY HASN'T BEEN REWIRED SINCE 1991.

BACK WHEN THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY WAS JUST 2 LANES!

HA HA. BRAD, NO ONE'S INTERESTED IN THOSE THINGS.

SO ARE YOU GONNA REWIRE THE LIBRARY?

THAT'S ONE WAY TO GO, LAURA.

BUT I HAVE AN EVEN MORE COST EFFECTIVE SOLUTION.

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE CHARTS.

SO WHO WANTS TO HEAR WHAT JASON SAID TO ASHLEY?

HE CALLED HER A BITCH!

OH, COME ON, LILY.

YOU DON'T THINK KIDS WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH

TO ACTUALLY VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT THE SCHOOL, DO YOU?

WELL, I HOPE NOT, BUT I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.

DON'T WORRY. REPLACEMENT CHILD ON THE WAY.

[WHISTLING]

WHOA!

LOOK WHO'S OUT OF MY PAJAMAS.

YEAH, HA HA.

I THOUGHT I SHOULD GET OUT AND DO SOMETHING.

THAT'S GOOD, MAN. WHERE'D YOU GO?

I WENT TO A SHRINK.

NO WAY. YOU WENT TO A SHRINK?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? A LOT OF PEOPLE GO TO SHRINKS.

YEAH, YEAH, BUT I JUST FIGURED AFTER YOU'RE LAST EXPERIENCE...

COME ON. COME ON, IT'S TIME.

COME O-- AH...AH!

IT'S A BOY!

NO...IT'S A MAN.

THAT GUY WASN'T A LICENSED THERAPIST.

HE WAS JUST SOME GUY WHO OWED ME MONEY.

DR. KAGAN IS REALLY GOOD. AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK.

ME? WHAT DID I DO?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING.

I DIDN'T SAY GO SEE A SHRINK.

I SAID GO SEE A MOVIE.

THAT'S RIGHT, AND I WENT TO THE MALL TO SEE A MOVIE,

AND DR. KAGAN'S OFFICE WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

WAIT, ISN'T THAT THE PRETZEL-ON-A-STICK PLACE?

NO, NEXT TO THAT PLACE. ANYWAY, DR. KAGAN'S REALLY GOOD.

YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME SOMETIME.

IF YOU FIND A SHRINK NEXT TO A CINNABON, LET ME KNOW.

HEY, ASHLEY. IT'S LILY.

I'M JUST CALLING TO MAKE SURE I CAN COUNT ON YOU FOR YOUR VOTE.

YEAH, I DID.

DON'T GET MAD AT ME.

JASON'S THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU A BITCH.

FINE...

BITCH.

LILY. HI, BRAD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST ROCKING THE VOTE.

I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

BECAUSE I HAVE A VERY WIDE BASE OF SUPPORT.

YEAH. A SCHOOL ELECTION IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST.

HA HA. THAT'S BECAUSE BEFORE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN

BETWEEN LOSER McGEE AND DORKY McGEE.

THE McGEE TWINS NEVER RAN.

WELL, I'M JUST SAYING THAT I THINK IT'S TIME

THAT POPULAR PEOPLE HAVE VOICE IN THE SCHOOL.

WILL YOU JUST PLEASE DROP OUT FOR THE GOOD OF THE SCHOOL?

ALL RIGHT, BRAD, HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO.

I WILL VOTE FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T GET ZERO.

YEAH, WELL, I'M ALSO VOTING FOR ME, SO THAT MAKES 2.

HEY, BRAD, I SAW YOUR PROPOSAL FOR WIRELESS INTERNET ON CAMPUS.

THAT'S REALLY COOL.

HUH. 3!

I NEED TO CRUSH BRAD, AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME.

WHY?

BECAUSE I AM YOUR BIG SISTER.

THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.

OK, SO YOU KNOW HOW TAYA SWITCHED ROOMS

BECAUSE YOU WERE OGLING HER?

I WAS WRITING A NOVEL.

ALL RIGHT, TOLSTOY.

GUESS WHERE HER NEW ROOM IS.

NO WAY. MM-HMM.

YOU HELP ME WIN THE ELECTION,

10 MINUTES OF WINDOW TIME A NIGHT.

WHAT IF I DON'T USE ALL 10?

YOU CAN ROLL THEM OVER.

THIS GUY HAS REALLY OPENED MY EYES, SEAN.

YOU SHOULD COME CHECK IT OUT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I DON'T NEED MY EYES OPENED, I'M FINE.

YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING,

LIKE I'VE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCES IN OUR FAMILY.

YOU TALKING ABOUT MOM?

NO, NOT HER REALLY.

WELL, DAD, YEAH.

NO, HE REALLY DIDN'T COME UP.

OK, SO THE ONLY PERSON LEFT IS ME.

YOU SHOULD COME CHECK IT OUT SOMETIME.

OH, REALLY. WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT ME?

IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.

NO, NO, COME ON. JUST TRY ME.

YOU KNOW, DR. KAGAN IS BETTER AT THIS THAN I AM.

NO, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING!

ALL OF IT, ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING'S YOUR FAULT.

YOU THINK YOU'RE HELPING ME OUT.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME. YOU'RE ENABLING ME.

OK? MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IN LIFE IS YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

YEAH. YOU SHOULD REALLY COME SOMETIME.

HEY.

HEY, BABE.

OK, I CHANGED MY MIND.

I WANT TO KNOW THE SEX OF THE BABY.

NO, NO, 'CAUSE I WILL TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

I WILL TELL YOU AND THEN YOU WILL BE MAD AT ME FOR TELLING YOU.

NO, I WON'T. I PROMISE.

NO, YOU TOLD ME SPECIFICALLY,

"DO NOT TELL ME THE SEX OF THE BABY NO MATTER WHAT I SAY."

OH, SWEETIE, THAT WAS YESTERDAY.

I FEEL DIFFERENT NOW.

YOU SAID, "EVEN IF I SAY THAT WAS YESTERDAY.

I FEEL DIFFERENT NOW. DO NOT TELL ME."

COME ON, TELL ME!

YOU SAID, "DO NOT TELL ME EVEN IF I BEG YOU,

"EVEN IF I PROMISE TO PLEASURE YOU

IN WAYS, WAYS THAT I HAVEN'T SINCE THE CAMPING TRIP WITH THE SANGRIA."

I NEVER SAID THAT.

THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS HEAR.

I AM NEVER HELPING LILY AGAIN.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS RUNNING THE PERFECT CAMPAIGN...

O'KEEFE IS OKAY.

HERE YOU GO. BRAD FOR PRESIDENT.

BRAD FOR PRESIDENT.

HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU CAMPAIGNING FOR YOUR SISTER?

BECAUSE I LOVE SCHOOL AND BRAD WANTS TO DO AWAY WITH SUMMER VACATION.

REALLY? YEAH.

RIGHT HERE BETWEEN "MORE NUTRITIOUS LUNCHES"

AND "ITCHIER SCHOOL UNIFORMS." TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

BRAD FOR PRESIDENT.

SO YOU'RE THINKING OF VOTING FOR BRAD O'KEEFE, HUH?

WOULD THAT CHANGE IF YOU KNEW HE WAS RUNNING A DRUG LAB OUT OF HIS BASEMENT?

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

AHH. GOOD JOB.

LILY, I DON'T KNOW HOW COMFORTABLE I FEEL

ABOUT TELLING PEOPLE BRAD'S RUNNING A DRUG LAB.

IT'S TRUE. HE MADE ASPIRIN FOR HIS SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING AS--

OH, NO.

WHAT?

OOPSY. TAYA DRIPPED CREAMSICLE DOWN HER SPORTS BRA.

ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?

OH, NO, DON'T RUB IT IN.

IT MAKES IT WORSE.

WE HAVE WORK TO DO.

Jimmy's voice: BRAD O'KEEFE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GUY.

BUT LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

BRAD IS A MEMBER OF THE SCIENCENAUTS,

A SECRETIVE CLUB THAT EXCLUDES WOMEN.

NO GIRL EVER WANTED TO JOIN!

BRAD O'KEEFE CLAIMS HIS MOTHER WROTE THIS NOTE

EXCUSING HIM FROM GYM CLASS BECAUSE HE HAD AN EMBARRASSING RASH.

BUT COMPARE THE SIGNATURE TO HIS MOTHER'S ACTUAL SIGNATURE

ON THIS BOUNCED CHECK.

LOOK, I HAD DERMATITIS, OK, AND MY MOM WAS OUT OF TOWN.

WHAT KIND OF GUY IS BRAD O'KEEFE?

YOU COULD ASK HIS DOG SPARKY...

IF BRAD HADN'T PUT HIM TO SLEEP.

HE GOT HIT BY A CAR. OK, I WAS 5.

BRAD O'KEEFE. NICE GUY...

OR FORGING, SEXIST DOG-KILLER.

YOU DECIDE.

Lily's voice: I'M LILY FINNERTY,

AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.

SO THEY DIDN'T GO FOR THE NEGATIVE STUFF?

NO, NO, THEY WERE EATING IT UP.

THE PROBLEM IS LILY SUCKS AT DEBATING.

AND IF WE'RE EACH WILLING TO GIVE UP JUST 2-3 WEEKENDS A MONTH,

WE CAN GET THE CAFETERIA REPAINTED.

AND THAT WILL NOT ONLY CREATE A MORE ATTRACTIVE EATING ENVIRONMENT,

BUT IT WILL GREATLY REDUCE THE NUMBER OF OLD PAINT FLECKS IN OUR FOOD.

WHOOPEE. THANK YOU, BRAD.

LILY, HOW WOULD YOU MAKE ST. FINNIAN'S A BETTER PLACE?

THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.

THE QUESTION IS, WHY DOES BRAD CRY

EVERY TIME HE WATCHES ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES?

IT'S A TOUCHING MOVIE.

BESIDES, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING PRESIDENT?

WELL, I DON'T THINK WE WANT SOMEBODY WHO'S SO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE

WITH THEIR FINGER ON THE BUTTON.

WHAT? WHAT BUTTON?

OK, THANK YOU, LILY.

UH, BRAD, A STRING OF RECENT GYM BREAK-INS

HAVE LEFT ST. FINNIAN'S WITH NO SOCCER BALLS

OR VOLLEYBALLS.

WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT SCHOOL SECURITY?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

TO PREVENT FUTURE THEFTS,

I'VE WRITTEN UP A 14-POINT PLAN

CALLED "PROTECTING OUR BALLS."

THANK YOU. UH...LILY, HOW WOULD YOU--

THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET HIM ASK IT.

THE QUESTION IS, WHY IS BRAD A RACIST?

I AM NOT A RACIST.

OH, YEAH? THEN HOW COME WHEN WE WERE DATING,

EVERY TIME I WANTED INDIAN FOOD, YOU SAID NO?

THE SAME APPLIES WITH CHINESE AND MEXICAN.

BUT I--I CAN'T EAT SPICY FOODS.

I HAVE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.

AND A PATCH OF HAIR ON HIS LEFT SHOULDER.

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

I'M JUST TELLING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW.

YOU PUT NAKED PICTURES OF MY DAD ON THE INTERNET.

THEY WERE ALREADY THERE, BRAD. I JUST PROVIDED THE LINKS.

YOUR WHOLE CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT PERSONAL ATTACKS.

LILY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF, BRAD.

WHAT DID I DO?

YOU CHEATED ON ME!

YOU CHEATED ON ME!

YOU GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND A WEEK AFTER WE BROKE UP.

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T CARE.

WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA SAY, YOU IDIOT?

SO, SO YOU CARE?

OF COURSE I CARE!

OH.

I GOTTA GO.

[CHATTERING]

Jimmy: NO, LILY, WAIT.

THIS MAN KILLED HIS DOG!

[LAUGHTER]

IT WAS A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD SMEAR CAMPAIGN.

OH, LILY, I HEARD ABOUT THE DEBATE.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OK?

LILY, I STILL GET TO USE YOUR ROOM.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO USE HER ROOM FOR?

I--I LIKE THE VIEW.

THAT'S SICK, JIMMY. LEAVE THAT POOR GIRL ALONE.

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY. THIS IS DR. KAGAN.

OH, SO YOU'RE THE GUY WHO BLAMES ME FOR ALL MY BROTHER'S PROBLEMS.

SHOW SOME RESPECT.

SEAN, I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS,

MAYBE POKE UNDER A FEW EMOTIONAL ROCKS.

MY ROCKS DON'T NEED POKING, OK?

WHAT'S THE MATTER, SEAN? WHY CAN'T YOU HELP ME OUT HERE?

I MEAN, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

THE PROBLEM IS I DON'T WANT TO GET PROBED IN MY OWN HOME

BY YOUR SHRINK.

JUST HEAR HIM OUT-- FOR ME.

SEAN, I'M JUST HERE TO HELP EDDIE. THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

FINE, FINE, GO AHEAD.

WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR BROTHER SO MUCH?

WHAT?

DON'T BLOCK. SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES INTO YOUR HEAD.

CAN YOU LEAVE MY HOUSE, PLEASE?

YOUR HOUSE? YOU LIKE TO MARK YOUR TERRITORY, DON'T YOU?

NO, IT IS MY HOUSE. IT'S A FACT.

HA HA! EASY, BOY.

NO ONE'S CHALLENGING YOUR OWNERSHIP OF YOUR HOUSE?

WAIT, IF I WAS SO POSSESSIVE ABOUT MY HOUSE,

WOULD I LET MY BROTHER LIVE IN MY BASEMENT?

YOUR HOUSE, YOUR BROTHER, YOUR BASEMENT.

INTERESTING.

SEAN, LISTEN, I SPOKE TO, UH--

HI, I'M CLAUDIA.

I'M DR. KAGAN. HE'S MY SHRINK.

OH, Y SHRINK. THAT'S INTERESTING.

DON'T MAKE FUN. IT'S DEMEANING.

SEAN, LISTEN, I SPOKE TO DR. PERRY AND HE TOLD ME THE SEX OF THE BABY.

OH, SO, SO YOU KNOW?

I KNOW, AND I THINK WE SHOULD TELL EDDIE THE GOOD NEWS.

OK. OH, WAIT. WHY DON'T YOU? IT'S YOUR BABY.

TELL ME! NO!

COME ON, IT'S MY BABY!

ABSOLUTELY NOT! NO!

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN HELP WITH?

NO. THIS IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.

WE'RE HAVING A BABY.

SEAN KNOWS THE SEX AND HE WON'T TELL ME.

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW.

SEAN, WHY WON'T YOU TELL CLAUDIA THE SEX OF THE CHILD?

SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL HER!

I WANT TO KNOW! PLEASE TELL ME!

NO!!

HE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL HER THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT.

OF COURSE, BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

AND SEAN HAS TO HAVE ALL THE POWER.

"I AM POWERFUL SEAN. FEAR ME!"

NO! ALL RIGHT, SHE MADE ME PROMISE THAT I WOULD NOT TELL HER, OK?

SHE WANTS IT THAT WAY. TRUST ME.

I DO TRUST YOU. WE ALL TRUST YOU.

I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GO AND BE SAFE. EVEN THE CHILDREN.

DO I HAVE TO BRING THE CHILDREN?

SO, EDDIE, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO YOUR BROTHER IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW?

AHEM. I'M HERE.

SHH! I HAVE MY METHODS.

WELL, I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.

I COME AND GO AS I PLEASE.

I BORROW MONEY ALL OVER THIS NEIGHBORHOOD FROM EVERYBODY,

AND I NEVER PAID 'EM BACK.

I HAD ONE THING TO DO AT THE BAR LAST MONTH,

WHICH WAS TO FILL THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS.

DID I DO IT? NO, I DID NOT.

HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN EDDIE DIDN'T FILL THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS?

EMPTY. SO I FILLED THEM.

HMM. AND DO YOU THINK THAT WAS HELPFUL TO EDDIE?

GEE, I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T REALLY THINKING ABOUT THAT.

I WAS THINKING MORE ABOUT OUR CUSTOMERS

AND HOW MUCH THEY DON'T LIKE TO BE ON FIRE!

SEAN, WHEN YOU CONTINUALLY HELP EDDIE OUT OF HIS MESSES,

YOU'RE NOT HELPING EDDIE. YOU'RE JUST ENABLING HIM

TO GO ON BEING THE IRRESPONSIBLE MAN-CHILD THAT HE IS.

WHAT?

WHAT IS IT ABOUT EDDIE BLOSSOMING INTO A MAN

THAT THREATENS YOU SO MUCH?

SEAN, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BLOSSOM?

OH, MY GOD. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF YOU SINCE WE WERE KIDS.

AND THEN I WAS 18, AND I HAD A KID AND A WIFE,

AND I WAS STILL TAKING CARE OF YOU.

THEN I HAD 2 MORE KIDS AND I WAS STILL TAKING CARE OF YOU.

AND NOW I'VE GOT A DAUGHTER ON THE WAY

AND I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU AND GETTING BLAMED FOR IT!

WE'RE HAVING A DAUGHTER?

OR A--OR A SON.

WE'RE HAVING A DAUGHTER! CONGRATULATIONS.

OH, WE'RE HAVING A GIRL.

OHH...I KNEW YOU COULDN'T KEEP A SECRET!

HEY, SEAN, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I MAKE YOU FEEL

LIKE YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME.

NO, I'M--I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY THAT MAYBE BY THINKING THAT I WAS TAKING CARE OF YOU,

I WAS ACTUALLY NOT HELPING YOU.

I'M SORRY IF I'VE CONTRIBUTED TO...

THE WAY YOU ARE.

THANKS. THANKS, SEAN.

BEAUTIFUL, SEAN.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO TELL EDDIE?

UH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.

ED, I WANT YOU OUT...

OF MY HOUSE. AND I WANT YOU OUT OF MY BASEMENT BY TONIGHT.

I APPRECIATE IT.

I'LL BE OUT BY TONIGHT.

AND I WANT YOU PULLING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND THE BAR FROM NOW ON.

AND YOU ARE FILLING ALL THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS.

I WILL.

YEAH, AND ALL THE MONEY I'VE EVER LENT YOU

OVER THE COURSE OF OUR WHOLE LIVES,

I WANT YOU TO PAY ME BACK.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, SEAN.

LILY, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE DEBATE.

FINE, I QUIT.

YOU WIN. CONGRATULATIONS, MR. PRESIDENT.

GO HOME.

YOU SAID YOU CARED ABOUT ME.

DID YOU MEAN THAT?

NO. IT'S SOMETHING YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE IN A DEBATE.

NOW, GO.

I WANT YOU TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.

OK, IF I DO THAT, WILL YOU GO?

YEAH.

OK, FINE.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.

SO YOU DO CARE ABOUT ME.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, BRAD?

THAT I'M NOT OVER YOU, THAT I STILL LOVE YOU? FINE!

I LOVE YOU!

WOW.

BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? YOU'RE STILL WITH TAYA.

RIGHT. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WAS THINKING ABOUT BREAKING UP WITH HER?

YOU ARE?

YEAH, I'M...KIND OF INTERESTED IN SOMEBODY ELSE NOW.

BRAD, HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU NEED?

JUST ONE.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S WINDOW TIME!

GET OUT OF HERE!