Original subtitles

TAYA, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.

I CAN HEAR YOUR BREATH.

YOUR WARM BREATH...

JETTING FROM YOUR TINY FLARED NOSTRILS.

MY BLOOD CALLS OUT TO YOUR BLOOD.

HEAR IT?

HMM?

CAN YOU HEAR MY BLOOD CALLING YOU?

I CAN HEAR IT.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

SINCE THE NOSTRILS.

JIMMY, YOU HAVE TO CUT THIS OUT.

YOU'RE BEING A TOTAL PERV.

FINE. ALL RIGHT? I'M A PERV.

I'M WEIRD. I'VE GOT THIS CRAZY OBSESSION.

I'M A SELF-ABUSING HERMIT.

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?

JIMMY, I JUST THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.

NO. THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT.

DAMN. BRAD'S OVER THERE AGAIN.

BRAD? WHAT WOULD BRAD BE DOING OVER THERE?

OH. LOTS OF THINGS. LOOK.

ON TUESDAY HE WAS THERE FROM 6:15 UNTIL 7:43.

OH, MY GOD! YOU PERV!

GIVE ME THOSE.

OH! HE'S USING HIS SEXY GUY VOICE.

AND SHE'S LAUGHING AT IT!

I TAUGHT HIM THAT VOICE.

SHE IS LAUGHING AT MY SEXY GUY VOICE!

WAIT. THEY'VE STOPPED TALKING.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING

I COULD USE TO LOOK IN THERE WITH, DO YOU?

GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT HERE, LILY.

FINE.

HERE.

HI, GUYS.

HI, LILY.

WH--WHAT'S GOING ON?

I--I WAS TRYING TO KILL A WASP.

WHAT'S WITH THE MIRROR?

OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'VE ANSWERED ENOUGH OF YOUR QUESTIONS.

I WAS TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR, BUT FORGET ABOUT IT.

WHEN THERE'S A WHOLE HIVE OF WASPS LIVING UNDER YOUR BED,

DON'T COME TO ASK TO BORROW MY MIRROR STICK!

HI, TAYA.

I WASN'T A LESBIAN.

I WAS EXPERIMENTING.

EVERYONE EXPERIMENTS IN COLLEGE.

RIGHT, CLAUDIA?

WELL, UH...I'M REALLY JUST TAKING A FEW CLASSES

AND, UH.. AND I'M MARRIED.

AND PREGNANT.

BUT, UH...I'M SURE SOME OF MY OTHER CLASSMATES ARE...

YOU KNOW, HA HA.

WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

Claudia: ARE YOU GUYS GOING OUT TONIGHT?

YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO A POETRY SLAM DOWNTOWN.

COOL. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO POETRY.

WELL, HE WASN'T, BUT THEN I TOOK HIM TO ONE LAST WEEK

AND IT'S TOTALLY OPENED UP HIS MIND.

I THINK THAT'S GREAT!

YEAH. IT'S DEEP, SEAN.

OH, I BET IT'S DEEP.

I BET YOU IT WENT SO DEEP IT PUT YOU TO SLEEP.

WHETHER YOU BE FLYIN' RED OR BLUE,

YOU OWN SOMETHIN' THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU.

WAKE UP, AMERICA.

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD STUFF. YOU SHOULD GET INTO IT.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO MISS HILDY, THE HAIKU POET.

WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN SOON.

DEFINITELY. YEAH, LET'S MAKE PLANS.

DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY. OK?

NEVER AGAIN.

WHAT? THAT WAS FUN.

BABY, IT WASN'T. SHE'S HORRIBLE!

OH, WHAT IS SO HORRIBLE ABOUT HER?

JUST THE WAY SHE IS AND THE WAY SHE DOES THINGS.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS. LOOK, HUH?

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT HOW SHE PARKS.

SHE MUST BE STOPPED.

I'M TELLING YOU! YOU DON'T THINK IT'S RUDE

THAT SHE PARKS IN O'KEEFE'S DRIVEWAY RIGHT BEHIND HIS CAR,

BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK?

WHY DO YOU CARE?

OK. WELL, IT'S--IT'S RUDE AND IT'S DANGEROUS.

OK, BECAUSE IMAGINE THERE'S AN OLD LADY AND SHE'S ON HER RASCAL.

AND SHE'S GOING TO THE HIP DOCTOR.

AND SHE'S, LIKE, "OH, I JUST GOT TO MAKE ONE MORE BLOCK.

UH-OH. SOMETHING'S IN MY WAY."

FAYE'S CAR!

OK, OK, LOOK AT THIS, HUH? HUH?

SHE ATE ALL THE OLIVES.

YOU HATE OLIVES!

YOU PUT THOSE OUT THERE TO GET RID OF THEM.

YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GONNA EAT ALL OF THEM.

SEAN, THE LAST GIRL EDDIE BROUGHT TO OUR HOUSE

SET FIRE TO OUR PORCH WITH HER PIPE.

YOU CAN HANDLE AN OLIVE-EATER.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, JIMMY'S OBSESSED WITH THE GIRL NEXT DOOR.

Jimmy: THEY'RE IN THE DEN!

COME ON. LET'S MOVE!

PERV.

HEY. LOOK, I KNOW WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO WAIT 2 MORE WEEKS

BEFORE TELLING PEOPLE WE'RE PREGNANT,

BUT I'M JUST TOO EXCITED.

MAYBE WE COULD START TELLING PEOPLE NOW.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT?

YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY, DID YOU?

NO, NO!

NO, I DIDN'T--NO.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY EDDIE,

BUT JUST ON THAT LEVEL.

THE LEVEL THAT IS YOUR BROTHER?

YEAH, THOSE PEOPLE.

THOSE PEOPLE? YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BROTHER.

OK, YOU KNOW, WE COULD GO BACK AND FORTH ON THIS FOR DAYS AND DAYS,

BUT I REALLY HAVE TO WRAP UP THIS CORD.

WHY ARE THE AMPS OUT ANYWAY?

BABY, SECOND MONDAY OF THE MONTH--

GARAGE BAND MONDAY AT THE RED BOOT.

OH, YEAH. GARAGE BAND MONDAY ROCKS!

IT DOES ROCK.

EVERYBODY LOVES GBM.

OH, YES. IT'S VERY POPULAR.

[PLAYING ROCK]

[SHOUTING AND WHISTLING]

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THOSE IDIOTS ON THE STAGE-- THEY OWN THE PLACE.

NO ONE'S WATCHING THE TAPS!

HA HA HA!

HA HA.

LOOK, I'M NOT EVEN THAT INTO IT, OK?

ALL RIGHT? IT'S EDDIE'S THING.

GARAGE BAND MONDAY... HE LIVES FOR IT.

IT'S EDDIE'S THING. OH.

THAT'S WHY YOU PLAYED A 20-MINUTE GUITAR SOLO AT EDDIE'S THING?

HEY, EVERYBODY.

WHOA, IT'S JOEY!

WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.

WHY IS IT A SURPRISE?

WELL, I JUST--I THOUGHT YOU 2 BROKE UP.

I KNOW. I THOUGHT WE BROKE UP, TOO,

BUT LILY CAME INTO MOCHA JOJO'S

AND TOLD ME WE DIDN'T, SO...

ALL RIGHT!

HEY, WHO WANTS COFFEE?

OH, WOW!

JOEY BROUGHT COFFEE.

I JUST SPENT THE WHOLE MORNING

ROASTING UP SOME TANZANIAN PEABERRY.

OH, MY GOD!

OF ALL THE WORLD'S PEABERRIES, TANZANIAN'S MY FAVORITE!

YOU EVER HAD YEMENI?

I WOULD RATHER DRINK MY OWN URINE.

I'M SO WITH YA!

YOU NEVER HAD YEMENI PEABERRY.

DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME

WHAT I HAVE OR HAVEN'T HAD, YOUNG LADY.

BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS.

MR. FINNERTY TOLD ME ABOUT THE NEW BABY.

THANKS.

YOU TOLD MOCHA JOEY?

BABY, I WAS DOWN THERE GETTING COFFEE,

AND I ORDERED A DECAF FOR YOU,

AND SOMETHING LIKE THAT'S NOT GONNA ESCAPE A GUY LIKE HIM.

COME ON. YOU JUST TOLD A RANDOM COFFEE GUY?

HE'S NOT RANDOM. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

OH, GOD, YOU'VE KNOWN HIM 2 WEEKS

AND YOU'VE ALREADY BROKEN UP WITH HIM 3 TIMES.

WELL, THAT'S ONLY MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER.

OH, COME ON, LILY. WHAT?

IT SEEMS TO ME

THAT THE SECOND YOU HEARD BRAD WAS SEEING THAT GIRL NEXT DOOR,

YOU SUDDENLY HAD A RENEWED INTEREST IN JOEY.

OK, FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A COINCIDENCE...

AND SECOND,

I WOULDN'T SAY BRAD'S SEEING HER.

THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER 3 NIGHTS THIS WEEK,

ACCORDING TO JIMMY'S JOURNAL.

ALL RIGHT, SINCE WE'RE TELLING PEOPLE,

I'M GONNA CALL MY DAD.

OH! OH...

YOU TOLD MY DAD?

YOU HATE MY DAD!

BABY, HE CALLED, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT AN ASS YOU ARE?

WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THAT.

OH, HEY, ED. GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MAN.

I WORKED OUT THE SOLO FOR DETROIT ROCK CITY.

I FIGURE I START...

OH, YEAH. YOU GOT IT.

THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

HEY, LISTEN, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

I BEEN THINKING ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS LATELY,

AND I THINK GARAGE BAND MONDAY IS SORTA PLAYED OUT,

LIKE IT'S KIND OF RUN ITS COURSE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW. WE'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR A WHILE.

JUST SEEMS KIND OF JUVENILE, DON'T YOU THINK?

I'VE NEVER REALLY SEEN IT AS...JUVENILE,

BUT I GUESS IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY,

I--AH--IT COULD BE.

ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE UPSET ABOUT THIS.

HUH? OH, NO, MAN, I'VE BEEN OVER GARAGE BAND MONDAY

FOR... FOR A LONG TIME.

I JUST FIGURED IT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU,

SO I JUST KEPT, UH...

PLAYIN' ALONG.

I JUST WANNA TELL YOU NOW

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT RENTING A SMOKE MACHINE.

THAT WAS JUST TALK, YOU KNOW.

IS THAT A SMOKE MACHINE?

OH, THAT. NO, THAT'S FOR, UM,

YOU KNOW, CLAUDIA'S DOCTOR JUST FIGURED

THAT SHE SHOULD BREATHE IN SMOKE.

WE'RE GETTING A NEW DOCTOR.

* OOH, OOH

* HOO, HOO

* UH, UH, UH

LILY!

LILY!

BRAD!

HEY!

I DIDN'T SEE YOU.

I WAS JAMMIN' TO MY TUNES.

I GOT A NEW SATELLITE RADIO.

SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

OH! I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD.

I'VE BEEN SEEING JOEY.

OH! GOOD FOR YOU.

THANKS. YEAH. WE'RE, LIKE, REALLY INTENSE, YOU KNOW.

WE'RE INTO EACH OTHER.

YEAH?

IT'S GREAT.

SO WHAT ABOUT YOU AND TAYA?

WE'RE DEFINITELY TOGETHER.

HER FAMILY'S REALLY COOL.

WE HAD GAME NIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT. IT WAS REALLY FUN.

WOW, THAT'S FUNNY!

JOEY AND I, WE PLAY GAMES ALL THE TIME.

YEAH, IT'S LIKE OUR THING!

WE SHOULD PLAY GAMES TOGETHER SOME TIME.

I MEAN, THE FOUR OF US.

OH, ALL RIGHT. YEAH--

[CHOKING SOUND]

OH, HEY, SEAN, THAT WAS LENA.

REALLY BIG NEWS. GUESS WHAT.

I'M PREGNANT!

OH, OK. I DIDN'T TELL HER.

APPARENTLY SHE WAS AT THE RED BOOT LAST NIGHT

WHEN YOU ANNOUNCED IT.

I DIDN'T SEE HER THERE.

I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW.

SHOULD I EXPECT MY FRENCH PROFESSOR TO CONGRATULATE ME?

I DON'T KNOW. DOES HE TAKE THE FERRY?

I'M JOKING, BABY.

COME ON, GIVE ME SOME CREDIT.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HEY, CLAUDIA. THESE WERE ON YOUR STOOP.

OH, WOW!

"CONGRATULATIONS FROM...FATHER TIM."

BABY, HE DIDN'T GET IT FROM ME.

HE GOT IT DIRECTLY FROM GOD.

HI, EDDIE.

HEY.

HEY, FAYE. YOU FIND A SPOT OK?

YEAH, I JUST PARKED IT WHERE I ALWAYS DO.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

THAT'S REAL CONVENIENT HOW THAT'S ALWAYS JUST SITTING THERE.

LISTEN, WE CAN GO TO THAT PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT IF YOU WANT.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAD YOUR GARAGE BAND THING.

WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DOING THAT ANYMORE.

YEAH, SEE, ME AND EDDIE

ARE KINDA OVER THAT

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS HIS THING.

GOOD. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE JUVENILE.

OH! OH, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUVENILE.

THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING, YOU SEE,

BECAUSE I THOUGHT EDDIE THOUGHT IT WAS JUVENILE.

FAYE SAID IT, BUT I AGREED WITH IT.

OH, SO LOOKING BACK, AT LEAST, YOU COULD AGREE

THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE REPHRASED IT

SO I'D KNOW WHO INITIALLY THOUGHT IT WAS JUVENILE

AND WHO SUBSEQUENTLY CAME ON BOARD.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

NONE, REALLY. YOU KNOW, NOTHING,

JUST AS LONG AS WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE

ABOUT THE JUVENILITY OF GARAGE BAND MONDAY.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO TAKE DOWN SOME FLIERS.

YOU PUT UP FLIERS?

JUST A FEW, YOU KNOW.

NOT A JUVENILE AMOUNT.

SEAN HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME?

NO. HOW COULD HE?

[CRASH]

WHAT WAS THAT?

MY CAR!

IT'S OK. IT'S JUST A DING.

THANK GOD I'M NOT HURT!

OOH! OK, THIS IS GOING TO BE A TRICKY ONE.

HI, TAYA.

HEY.

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.

THANKS.

THAT SHIRT LOOKS GREAT WITH THAT SKIRT.

MUCH BETTER THAN WITH JEANS.

THAT'S SO FUNNY. I WAS GOING TO WEAR IT WITH JEANS TONIGHT.

I JUST CHANGED AT THE LAST SECOND.

YEAH, I KNOW.

YOU KNOW?

NO. I--I...

NO--LIKE I HEARD YOU.

NOT LIKE I HEARD YOU GET CHANGED.

HOW--HOW COULD I--

I DID 12 PULL-UPS IN GYM TODAY.

THEY GAVE ME A FITNESS BADGE.

I'M GONNA GO GET IT.

OK. ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

IT'S A MOVIE.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!

DING, DING, DING, DING, DING! WHOO!

HOW DID YOU GET THAT SO FAST?

OH. WELL, MY FAMILY HAS GAME NIGHT EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT,

AND BRAD WAS ON MY TEAM LAST WEEK.

WE JUST KNOW HOW TO READ EACH OTHER'S SIGNALS.

OH, AND YOU WERE GREAT WITH MY MOM, TOO.

SHE LOVES YOU.

OH, YEAH. JOEY'S MOM LOVES ME, TOO.

MY MOM'S DEAD.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

KNOW? OF COURSE, I KNEW IT.

I WANTED HIM TO FEEL NORMAL.

OK, LET'S PLAY SOME MORE CHARADES!

YOUR TURN, HONEY.

OH. THIS IS EASY.

OK.

OK.

OK, 2 WORDS.

2 WORDS, 2 WORDS. I GOT THAT IT'S 2 WORDS.

WHAT IS IT?

SOUNDS LIKE. SOUNDS LIKE?

OK, SOUNDS LIKE WHAT?

MOVIE.

SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE?

POVIE!

DOVIE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

POSEIDON ADVENTURE!

[IMITATING BUZZER]

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY WHAT IT IS.

[SIGHS]

HERE YOU GO, SEAN,

AN ESTIMATE FOR THE DAMAGE TO FAYE'S CAR.

1,100 BUCKS?!

THAT'S WHAT THE DEALERSHIP'S CHARGING.

WHY'D YOU TAKE IT TO A DEALERSHIP?

YOU GOT ALL THESE GUYS.

WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE A GUY WHO CAN FIX A BUMPER?

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

I'M NOT GOING TO ENTRUST IT TO ONE OF MY GUYS.

YOU OFFERED TO HAVE ONE OF YOUR GUYS DO MY TOE SURGERY.

I DON'T WANT MY GIRLFRIEND'S BUMPER TO GET INFECTED AND FALL OFF.

WELL, YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PARKING THERE.

ALL RIGHT? I WAS BEING VERY CAREFUL.

IT'S CALLED A DRIVEWAY, OK,

BECAUSE YOU DRIVE ALL THE WAY INTO IT!

SHE COULDN'T! O'KEEFE WAS PARKED IN FRONT OF HER!

IT'S HIS DRIVEWAY!

OH, HEY.

SEAN, YOU KNOW THAT HOMELESS GUY

THAT HOLDS OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU AT THE ATM?

ANY REASON HE'D SAY, "CONGRATULATIONS, MOMMY," TO ME?

OK, I MIGHT HAVE TOLD HIM.

JUST NO MORE, ALL RIGHT?

I AM THE ONE HAVING THIS BABY,

AND BEFORE I ACTUALLY GIVE BIRTH,

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TELL ONE PERSON ON THE PLANET I'M HAVING IT.

OK.

I DON'T MEAN TO HARP ON THIS,

BUT IF I COULD JUST GET A CHECK FOR THE DEPOSIT.

DEPOSIT FOR WHAT?

SEAN SMASHED UP FAYE'S CAR.

WHAT? I DIDN'T SMASH IT, I DINGED IT.

A DING DOESN'T COST 1,100 BUCKS!

YEAH, AT A DEALERSHIP IT DOES!

DID YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE?

SHE WAS PARKED INAPPROPRIATELY, BABY.

DID YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE?

HER REAR-END WAS IN THE RIGHT-OF-WAY.

DID YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE?!

SORT OF.

JUVENILE.

HOW'S THIS FOR JUVENILE?!

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

[HORN HONKING]

OK, SO YOU'RE INSANE.

LOOK, I DIDN'T START OUT THAT WAY.

I WAS DRIVEN INSANE BY HIS GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH FAYE?

OH, LET'S SEE. SHE'S OVERBEARING, ALL RIGHT?

SHE'S PRETENTIOUS. SHE'S A WITCH.

HEY, COME ON, SEAN.

THAT IS NOT FAIR.

NO, SERIOUSLY, BABY. THE OTHER DAY SHE SAID,

"BE CAREFUL, SEAN. I'M A WITCH."

YOU'RE TAKING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT.

SHE WENT THROUGH A WITCH PHASE IN COLLEGE.

EVERYBODY GOES THROUGH A WITCH PHASE IN COLLEGE.

RIGHT, CLAUDIA?

UH, AGAIN, PART-TIME, MARRIED, PREGNANT. NO WITCHCRAFT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK YOU DON'T LIKE FAYE BECAUSE SHE HAS HER OWN IDEAS.

NO, I DON'T LIKE FAYE BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE'S DOING TO YOU.

SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TO ME.

WHAT? SHES TAKING YOU TO POETRY SLAMS

AND WOMEN'S STUDY GROUPS.

SHE'S TURNING ME ON TO THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.

YEAH, WELL, SHE MADE YOU CANCEL GARAGE BAND MONDAY.

SHE DID NOT MAKE ME CANCEL.

SHE SAID IT WAS JUVENILE.

IT JUVENILE.

I KNOW! THAT'S WHAT'S SO FUN ABOUT IT!

YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT I DON'T MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS,

I CAN'T MAKE MY OWN CHOICES, THAT SHE'S MAKING THEM FOR ME.

YOU'RE NOT INSULTING FAYE. GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE INSULTING ME.

FINE, I'LL INSULT YOU.

YOU HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN WOMEN.

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT I'M DATING

A PART-TIME FEMINIST, FORMER LESBIAN EX-WITCH,

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEING SMALL-MINDED.

OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

ALL RIGHT? SLAM ALL THE POETRY YOU WANT!

EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO HAVE A JUVENILE GOOD TIME.

OH, AND BY THE WAY,

IF SHE'S SUCH A GREAT WITCH,

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER CAST A SPELL ON THE FREAKIN' BUMPER?!

THAT AIN'T HOW WITCHCRAFT WORKS.

HE'S JUST ANGRY.

YOU LIKE FAYE, DON'T YOU?

OF COURSE, I LIKE FAYE.

I THINK HE WOULD, TOO, UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES.

WHAT, IF SHE WASN'T MY GIRLFRIEND?

YEAH, IF SHE WASN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

I THINK HE THINKS SHE TAKES YOU AWAY FROM HIM.

SO THE PARKING THING IS NOT WHAT'S BOTHERING HIM?

NO, HE'S A FREAK ABOUT PARKING.

I JUST THINK HE MISSES YOU.

UGH.

WAY OF...MICE. THE WAY OF MICE!

THE WAY OF RICE! YES! WHOA!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THERE'S NO SONG THE WAY OF RICE.

AND THE SCORE IS...

9 TO 1! I KNOW.

I'M GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY.

I'M GOING TO GO GET MY SWEATER.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU KNOW, I SHOULD GET GOING.

I'M WORKING THE LATE SHIFT AT MOCHA JOJO'S.

NO, NO, NO. WE'RE JUST GETTING A GROOVE GOING.

OH, WELL, I GET OFF AT 2:00.

IF YOU WANT, I CAN COME BACK.

I MEAN, I USUALLY STAY UP FOR HOURS.

NO. THIS IS A PRETTY MELLOW GAME.

WE'RE GONNA PROBABLY SHUT IT DOWN BY MIDNIGHT.

OH, OK. WELL, NICE MEETING EVERYONE.

SEE YOU LATER, LILY.

BYE, BABE.

SO...JOEY SEEMS NICE.

YEAH. YEAH, HE'S VERY NICE.

LILY, CAN I-- CAN I BE HONEST?

IS IT NECESSARY?

YOU'RE--YOU'RE RIGHT.

NO. I'M SORRY, GO AHEAD.

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY YOU'RE WITH HIM.

I DON'T WANT TO SAY I'M JUDGMENTAL,

BUT HE'S KIND OF A FREAK.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHERE IS THIS COMING FORM?

ARE YOU JEALOUS, MAYBE?

NO, NO, DON'T-- LOOK, COME ON.

HE'S OUT OF HIS FREAKIN' MIND, LIL.

HE CAN'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT COFFEE.

HE CAN'T SIT STILL FOR 2 MINUTES.

HE'S WRITING AN OPERA ABOUT JUAN VALDEZ.

OK, FINE, WELL, HE HAS SOME QUIRKS,

BUT AFTER A WHILE, YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE THEM.

I HOPE.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS THE GUY FOR YOU?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, BRAD?

YOU MOVED ON... VERY QUICKLY.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE ONE LEFT ALONE.

IT'S SCARY.

IT'S LIKE...

WHEN YOU WERE 6 AND YOUR PARENTS LOST YOU AT CONEY ISLAND.

YES OR REMEMBER WHEN YOUR...

DOG CURLY RAN AWAY.

I KNOW. I WAS DEVASTATED,

BUT I DIDN'T RUN OUT AND SETTLE FOR THE FIRST DOG I FOUND.

I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANT A ROMANCE LIKE...

MOULIN ROUGE! YES! YES!

WHO DOESN'T, BUT...

IT'S REALLY, REALLY HARD, I KNOW.

BUT I JUST THINK YOU DESERVE SOMEONE WHO...

I CAN CONNECT WITH LIKE YOU...

WITH TAYA!

EXACTLY!

EXACTLY.

OH, HEY, YOU'RE TAYA FROM NEXT DOOR, RIGHT?

YEAH. HAVE YOU TALKED TO MY HUSBAND?

NO.

I'M PREGNANT.

THAT'S FANTASTIC!

I KNOW!

WOW!

ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

[BAND STARTS PLAYING]