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I HAVE TO GET IN THE BATHROOM!

[THROWING UP]

OH, YUCK.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

SAME THING THAT'S HAPPENED EVERY MORNING

SINCE MOM'S BEEN PREGNANT.

PUKEFEST '04.

[SEAN RETCHING LOUDLY]

GUESS I'LL BE PEEING IN THE BACKYARD AGAIN.

LOVELY.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, LET'S GIVE YOUR DAD SOME ROOM.

OK? HE'S HAD ANOTHER ROUGH MORNING.

I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME GINGER ALE.

DAD, IS THERE NOWHERE ELSE YOU COULD DO THIS?

YOU'RE RIGHT, BABY. IT'S SO RUDE OF ME

TO BLOW CHUNKS IN A LARGE BOWL OF WATER

THAT DRAINS DIRECTLY TO THE SEWER.

OH, GOD!

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S BRAD. HE'S COMIN' UP OUR WALK.

WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOIN' HERE? THEY BROKE UP.

I DON'T KNOW. [DOORBELL CHIMES]

OH...HE'S AT THE DOOR. WHAT DO WE DO?

SOMEBODY GONNA GET THAT?

OH, IT--IT'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS.

WE'RE JUST GONNA WAIT HIM OUT.

[WHISPERS] Go.

HELLO. HEY, BRAD.

MR. AND MRS. FINNERTY.

YOU READY TO GO? YEAH.

BYE, GUYS.

WHOA. WAIT. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS

WERE READY TO KILL EACH OTHER.

WE WERE. BUT THEN WE DECIDED TO BE MATURE ABOUT THIS.

[EXHALES EXASPERATEDLY]

'SCUSE ME.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M WALKING TO SCHOOL.

SCHOOL'S THAT WAY.

YES, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING THAT WAY, I'M GOING THIS WAY.

OH. SO YOU'RE GONNA GO AROUND THE WORLD TO GET TO SCHOOL?

IF I HAVE TO!

[CHUCKLES] SO, WHAT,

ARE WE NEVER GONNA WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER AGAIN?

ALL RIGHT. WELL... IT'S ONLY WALKING.

YEAH. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DATING AGAIN.

NO! NO! WE-- WE CAN'T DATE AGAIN.

WE--WE CHEATED ON EACH OTHER.

I KNOW. BROKE EACH OTHER'S HEARTS.

EXACTLY.

[CHUCKLES]

BUT WE COULD BE FRIENDS WHO...

WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. YEAH. SOUNDS GOOD.

ALL RIGHTY! [CHUCKLES]

YOU WANNA CARRY MY BOOKBAG, FRIEND?

[CHUCKLES] I'D LOVE TO... FRIEND.

WANNA CARRY MINE?

NO, THANKS.

BUT--

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS WORKED THINGS OUT.

YEP. NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO BAD-MOUTH EACH OTHER

TO EVERYONE AT SCHOOL.

WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT?

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.

HEY, SEAN. YOU MISSED COMEDY NIGHT AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT.

YEAH. I WAS TOO BUSY PUKING MY GUTS OUT.

SEAN, YOU'RE CHASING AN UNREALISTIC IMAGE OF MALE BEAUTY.

I'M SICK, YOU IDIOT.

CLAUDIA, YOUR FRIEND FAYE

CAME TO DO SOME COMEDY AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT.

OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. HOW'D SHE DO?

SHE HAD HER MOMENTS.

OK, OUR NEXT COMIC IS A VERY FUNNY LADY...

NAMED FAYE.

GIVE IT UP FOR FAYE.

[APPLAUSE]

EDDIE.

DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE ME?

'COURSE I DO. YOU'RE...FAYE.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THE RUDEST MAN IN AMERICA!

THE INSULT COMEDY OF FAYE!

HOW ABOUT A HAND?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.

WE DATED FOR, LIKE, A MONTH?

WE BOUGHT A HAMSTER TOGETHER?!

OH. MARLON.

OH, SO YOU REMEMBER THE HAMSTER'S NAME!

HE DIDN'T SCREAM AT ME!

YOU KNOW WHY YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?

IT'S BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU COULDN'T CONTROL.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME...

FAYE.

OK. IN THE 3 YEARS SINCE WE HAVE DATED,

HOW MANY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE YOU HAD?

LIKE...80!

YOU REALIZE YOU'RE PROVING MY POINT, RIGHT?

HO HO HO, YOU'RE SO SMART.

[CHUCKLES] YOU ARE SO SMART.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST...

GO AND...GO OUT AND GET A COFFEE OR SOMETHING.

SURE. WHY NOT?

YEAH. THANKS FOR COMIN' OUT

TO THE RED BOOT PUB, FOLKS. LET'S GO.

SO YOU GUYS JUST WENT OUT...RIGHT THERE?

YEP.

YOU DID LOCK THE BAR UP, DIDN'T YOU?

YES!

BE RIGHT BACK.

HEY. UH...ARE YOU MOVING IN HERE?

YEAH.

I'M JIMMY. I LIVE NEXT-DOOR.

I'M TAYA.

YOU LIKE SPORTS?

YEAH. I'M A HUGE JOCK.

ME, TOO!

REALLY?! YEAH!

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY?

OH, YOU-- BASEBALL,

UH, FOOTBALL... WATER BALL...

W...WATER POLO?

YEAH. WELL... WATER POLO.

I PLAYED AT MY OLD SCHOOL.

WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY?

LEFT.

PINCHER.

HEY, BABE. I'M GOIN' OUT FOR A JOG.

BABY, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

OH. YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'RE GOIN' OUT FOR A JOG.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I'M TELLING YOU, SINCE I'VE BEEN PREGNANT, I FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN.

I HAVE ALL THIS ENERGY. I FEEL GREAT.

RUB IT IN. I FEEL LIKE CRAP.

OH. WELL, MAYBE MAMA'S GOT THE CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU.

OH, BABY, COME ON. I'M STILL FEELIN' QUEASY.

AND BESIDES, WE GOT THIS KID COMIN' IN 8 MONTHS,

AND THE ONLY THINGS WE OWN FOR A BABY

ARE A BUNCH OF DIRTY OLD CLOTHES

AND THIS MOBILE THAT SPARKS WHEN YOU PLUG IT IN

AND A BUNCH OF PACIFIERS THAT HENRY BIT THE NIPPLES OFF OF!

OK...

OUCH.

OH, GOD. WILL YOU PUT THAT BEER AWAY, ED?

I CAN'T STAND THE SMELL, MAN.

SEAN... YOU LOVE BEER.

YEAH. I KNOW. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S SO WEIRD.

LATELY, EVERYTHING'S MAKING ME QUEASY,

AND I'M IRRITABLE, AND I GOT CRAMPS.

[SIGHS]

CRAMPS.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT COUVADE SYNDROME.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY. IT'S BROUGHT ON

BY THE STRESS OF HAVIN' A BABY ON THE WAY.

LOOK, I DON'T HAVE STRESS ABOUT THE BABY. ALL RIGHT? I'M JUST SICK.

MEN WHO GET COUVADE

HAVE ELEVATED LEVELS OF FEMALE HORMONES.

IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE IT,

YOU SHOULD TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST.

YEAH. THANKS FOR THE MEDICAL ADVICE, ALL RIGHT?

BUT I'M NOT PEEIN' ON A STICK! OK?

I DON'T HAVE STRESS! I DON'T HAVE FEMALE HORMONES!

I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER WOMANLY PROBLEMS. YOU GOT IT?

I CAN'T TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE THIS EMOTIONAL.

HELLO, TAYA.

IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO DANCE WITH ME?

OH. WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

IT'S A SLOW SONG.

OHH...

MMM...

JIMMY? OH!

HEY. UM...

[CHUCKLES EMBARRASSEDLY]

I'M JUST DOING JUJITSU.

HUHH...YAHH!

[BREATHING HARD]

I'LL SEE YA.

[DOOR CLOSES]

I'M NOT BEING PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE.

I DRIVE A TINY ELECTRIC CAR.

YOU LIVE AT THE TOP OF A HILL.

I'LL BE THERE!

BYE.

WHO WAS THAT?

FAYE.

AH. YOU'RE STILL SEEIN' HER, HUH?

HOW'S THAT GOIN'?

IT'S GOIN' GREAT.

THE BEST RELATIONSHIP I'VE BEEN IN.

THE BEST.

LOOK AT THIS MOVIE. TYPICAL MALE FANTASY.

"WOMEN WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY."

HERE'S A DOLLAR. WILL YOU SHUT UP?

YOU KNOW WHAT? NEXT TIME YOU ASK ME TO A MOVIE, LET ME PICK IT.

NEXT TIME I INVITE YOU TO A MOVIE, KILL ME!

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

IF I WAS THREATENING YOU, I'D DO THIS.

JERK!

Man: SHHH!

DON'T SHUSH MY WOMAN!

I AM NOT YOUR WOMAN!

CONGRATULATIONS, MY BROTHER.

YOU FOUND YOURSELF ANOTHER PSYCHO.

NO. THIS IS A VERY-- THIS IS VERY HEALTHY.

SO THE SEX IS GREAT?

NOT HAVING ANY SEX.

WE'RE GETTING WAY HIGHER THAN THAT.

OH. DRUGS. NO.

COMMUNICATION.

WE'RE COMMUNICATING...

ON AN INCREDIBLE LEVEL.

WE CAN SAY ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER.

NO BOUNDARIES.

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY WITH A WOMAN.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[SIGHS]

[BEEP]

YEAH.

I SAID I'LL FREAKIN' BE THERE!

THIS IS NICE...

US DOING HOMEWORK TOGETHER AGAIN.

YEAH. I KINDA MISSED IT.

ARE WE ALMOST DONE?

'CAUSE I NEED THE PEN TO CIRCLE A HAIRCUT I LIKE.

HERE YOU GO.

OH. THANKS.

UM...I SHOULD-- I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

OH! OH, OK.

WELL...UM...

[BOTH CHUCKLE UNCOMFORTABLY]

I'LL--I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.

OK...PAL. [CHUCKLES]

LILY, WE-- WE CAN'T DO THIS. WE'RE--WE'RE...

WE'RE BROKEN UP.

YES. YES, AND WE DO NOT WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER.

OF--OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN, HOW COULD WE?

WE...WE CHEATED ON EACH OTHER.

YEAH, WE DID.

[SIGHS] THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE...

THAT KISSING KINDA FELT GOOD.

I KNOW.

BUT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

JUST... YES.

FRIENDS.

UNLESS WE...

WHAT?

WELL, WE--WE COULD,

UM...I DON'T KNOW,

MAYBE BE, LIKE, FRIENDS WITH...BENEFITS?

RIGHT! YEAH. WE--WE--WE--

SO WE--WE COULD STILL FOOL AROUND,

BUT WITHOUT THE STRINGS ATTACHED.

YEAH, BECAUSE WE'RE STILL BROKEN UP,

BUT THIS WAY, NO EMOTIONS, NO COMMITMENT.

JUST...BENEFITS.

SOUNDS REASONABLE. I AGREE.

OHHH... MMM! MMM!

HEY, LILY, DO YOU HAVE A--

MOM, I'M WITH A FRIEND!

OH... MOM!

HANGIN' OUT.

OH, GOD. ONE STRIPE. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

HEY, DID YOU KNOW LILY...

BRAD, OR... WHAT IS THAT?

HUH? WHAT IS THAT?

BRAD AND LILY WHAT? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'.

IS THAT A PREGNANCY TEST?

WHAT?

THIS? NO!

THIS...THIS IS A THERMOMETER.

UH-HUH. WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH?

OK, FINE! ALL RIGHT?! I'M TAKIN' A PREGNANCY TEST.

WHY? ARE YOU LATE?

NO! I'M NOT STUPID. OK?

I'M NOT PREGNANT.

ALL RIGHT? I'M JUST CHECKIN' MY ESTROGEN LEVELS.

[SIGHS] BABY...

I MIGHT HAVE COUVADE SYNDROME.

WHAT?

SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY.

OK? I LOOKED IT UP ON THE INTERNET.

I'VE GOT ALL THE SYMPTOMS. I HAVE...

CRAMPING...NAUSEA...

IRRITABILITY.

WOW. THIS IS, UH...

WOW!

OK!

OK, LAUGH. IT IS NOT FUNNY! OK? I AM SICK!

[CHUCKLING] I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST--IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU

FINALLY SYMPATHETIC TO ONE OF MY PREGNANCIES.

FIRST DOWN! LET'S GO!

[KIDS SCREAMING] OH, GOD! LILY, STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER!

BE QUIET! SHUT UP!

JIMMY, STOP SCREAMING!

[BOTH KIDS SCREAMING, INDISTINCT]

OH, GOD! STOP! I THINK MY WATER JUST BROKE!

OK, I'LL FIX IT IN A MINUTE, BABE!

[KIDS CONTINUE SCREAMING]

YEAH, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR HUH?

MY NIPPLES ARE SORE.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

[DOORBELL]

SORE NIPPLES! IT'S RIGHT HERE!

[DOORBELL] HEY! WHAT IS GOING

ON?!

UM...WE-- WE WERE JUST HAVING

A DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME...SOMETHING.

YEAH, I HEARD.

WHY DON'T WE FINISH OUR--OUR CONVERSATION UPSTAIRS.

RIGHT. RIGHT, RIGHT.

GOOD, BECAUSE I--I--

I REALLY HAD AN IMPORTANT POINT I NEEDED TO MAKE.

BRAD, SHE GETS IT.

[CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY]

[CHUCKLES]

SO, I SEE YOU'RE A COUPLE AGAIN.

NO. MOM, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

BRAD AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.

REALLY. 'CAUSE... I DON'T GIVE MY FRIENDS THAT MANY DOORBELL RIDES.

COME ON. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS YOU STILL WANT TO BE WITH HIM.

WELL, EVEN IF I DID, I--I'M NOT GONNA JUST GO BACK TO HIM

AFTER WHAT HE DID TO ME.

IF ANYTHING, HE SHOULD BE THE CRAWLER.

WELL, IF BRAD WANTS TO TELL ME HOW HE FEELS,

THEN GOODY. BUT UNTIL THEN,

WE HAVE A SYSTEM THAT WORKS.

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.

THAT WAY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY EMOTIONAL TIES,

AND NO ONE GETS HURT. OK,

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? IT'S YOU AND BRAD.

YOU CAN'T HAVE NO EMOTIONAL TIES.

OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS EVOLVED.

IT'S...BEYOND EMOTIONAL. NOW IT'S PURELY PHYSICAL.

WELL. WHAT EVERY MOTHER WANTS TO HEAR.

HEY, I--JIMMY, WHAT-- WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

JUST GETTING READY FOR THE SPORTING SEASON.

UH-HUH. YOU HATE SPORTS.

YOU CRAZED? I'M REALLY INTO SPORTS.

YOU FELL ASLEEP AT THAT YANKEES GAME LAST YEAR.

WELL, BASEBALL'S A LITTLE BORING.

IT WAS GAME 6 OF THE WORLD SERIES.

ALL RIGHT!

UM...

THAT HOT GIRL WHO MOVED IN NEXT-DOOR

IS...IS REALLY INTO SPORTS,

AND HER ROOM'S ACROSS FROM MINE, SO...

OH, YOU WANT HER TO SEE YOU TOSSIN' THE PIGSKIN.

GOD, NO!

THROWIN' A FOOTBALL.

OH. YEAH.

THEY CALL IT PARALLEL PARKING

BECAUSE THE CAR'S PARALLEL TO THE CURB.

IT'S NOT 2-TIRES- UP-ON-THE-SIDEWALK PARKING.

IT'S 'CAUSE I WAS IN THE CAR WITH YOU.

I WANTED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF IT.

HEY. SEAN.

EDDIE. HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS, BABY. IT'S EDDIE AND FAYE.

YEAH. HEY, GUYS.

HEY. WE BROUGHT DELI.

YEAH. WE GOT SOME CORNED BEEF,

SOME PASTRAMI, UH...

COUPLE EXTRA PICKLES IN CASE OF CRAVIN'.

HA HA HA HA HA!

FOR THE PREGNANT GUY. THAT'S-- THAT'S FUNNY.

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY KNOWN

A PREGNANT WOMAN WHO CRAVED PICKLES.

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WAS MADE UP BY MEN

WHO BELIEVE THAT WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY HUNGERING FOR THE PHALLUS.

WILL YOU STOP USIN' THE WORD "PHALLUS"?

THE ANCIENT GREEKS DIDN'T USE THAT WORD AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

WELL, WHAT'S WITH THE ANCIENT GREEK REFERENCE, ED?

YOU TRYIN' TO TELL US SOMETHIN'?

OH, YOU IMPLYING SOMETHIN' ABOUT MY SEXUALITY?

WELL, IF THE PHALLUS FITS...

DO YOU HAVE TO COMMENT ON EVERYTHING?

I MEAN, YOU'RE LIKE A SHARK. IF YOU STOP TALKING, YOU'LL DIE.

HEY, HO, HO, HO! COME ON, GUYS, LET'S, UH...

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE EAT?

YOU WANT THESE PICKLES, DON'T YOU?

AND WHAT IF I DO?

UH-HUH...

WOW!

YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND!

[CHUCKLES] YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD FRIEND YOURSELF.

[SIGHS]

[CELL PHONE RINGS] HMM.

HELLO.

OH, HEY, JASON.

UH...CAN YOU HANG ON A SEC?

IS THIS WEIRD...

ME TAKING A CALL FROM ANOTHER GUY?

I...DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,

FRIENDS DON'T STOP FRIENDS FROM TAKING PHONE CALLS IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER.

HEY.

REALLY!

UH, LET ME CHECK.

JASON BAXTER HAS TICKETS TO THE WHITE STRIPES.

COOL! HOW MANY?

I'M JUST THINKIN' TWO.

OH.

BUT...DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO GO?

I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU WANT TO GO?

I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO, YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING.

WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING.

WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO,

THEN MAYBE I'LL GO.

WELL, IF YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T NOT WANT TO GO,

THEN YOU SHOULD GO.

THEN MAYBE I'LL GO!

OK!

O...OK.

UM...HEY.

NO. A FRIEND WAS JUST HELPING ME DECIDE.

I--I'D LOVE TO.

GREAT! I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING!

WELL, YOU SHOULD'A TOLD ME NOT TO!

WELL, I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO!

YOU SHOULD'VE NOT WANTED TO ON YOUR OWN!

YOU SHOULD'VE GIVEN ME A REASON TO NOT WANT TO, BUT YOU DIDN'T!

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO!

OH, GREAT! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO,

I HAVE TO GO TO THE STUPID WHITE STRIPES AND SIT IN THE STUPID FRONT ROW!

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO

AND WHO YOU GO WITH, BECAUSE I'M JUST YOUR FRIEND!

WELL, THEN I'M GONNA GO,

AND I'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME!

I HOPE YOU DO! SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY!

SO LONG, PAL!

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT, AMIGO!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING, MATEY!

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU FEEL SO GREAT.

WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH MICHAEL,

I HAD NAUSEA, BACK PAIN, THE WHOLE 9 YARDS.

WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART OF IT FOR YOU, SEAN?

WISE-ASS REMARKS.

SEAN HAS A TOUCH

OF COUVADE SYNDROME.

SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY.

YOU KNOW, I THINK SYMPATHETIC PREGNANCY

IS JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR MEN TO TAKE AWAY

THE ONE SINGULAR FEMININE EXPERIENCE.

OH, PLEASE. ARE YOU CRAZY?

WHAT MAN WOULD WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT?

LOOK AT SEAN.

OK? HE FEELS HORRIBLE.

HE LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE. HEY!

EAT YOUR PICKLE.

YES, EDDIE, THAT'S WHAT PREGNANCY'S ALL ABOUT.

MAYBE IF YOU WERE MORE IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE,

YOU'D DO BETTER IN RELATIONSHIPS.

AND MAYBE IF YOU WERE A BETTER MOTHER,

YOU WOULD HAVE CUSTODY OF YOUR SON NOW. HUH? HOW'S THAT FEEL?

HEY, SEAN, PASS THE COLE SLAW.

EDDIE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?

I JUST WANT SOME COLE SLAW. SEAN'S CLOSEST TO IT.

ED, YOU NEVER TELL A WOMAN SHE'S A BAD MOM.

FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR DYNAMIC. OK?

WE ARE OPEN AND HONEST WITH EACH OTHER.

AND BESIDES, SHE A BAD MOTHER. THE JUDGE SAID SO.

EDDIE, I THINK YOU CROSSED THE LINE.

YOU BETTER GO TALK TO HER.

NO. YOU DON'T GET IT. YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT.

YOU'RE ALL ABOUT PUTTIN' UP WALLS. WE TEAR 'EM DOWN.

WHERE YOU GOIN'? WE'RE NOT FINISHED EATING YET.

GO TO HELL, EDDIE.

WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!

I THINK THEY NEED TO PUT UP SOME WALLS.

PSST. BUT--

JUST BRING YOUR SANDWICH.

[SIGHS]

WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS OUR DYNAMIC.

UH, YOU KNOW, WE FIGHT, WE... GET THINGS OUT.

YOU KNOW. AND THEN--THEN...

YOU KNOW, SPEAK OUR MINDS.

YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST SAY ANYTHING.

AND THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN EXPRESSING YOURSELF

AND THEN JUST BEING CRUEL.

HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE WORK.

OF COURSE IT IS. IT'S SO MALE

TO AVOID ANY RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH WORK.

I'LL DO THE WORK!

WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT ELSE--WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

OH, POOR BABY. ARE YOU FEELING FRUSTRATED?

YES, I'M FEELING FRUSTRATED! YOU KNOW,

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING THIS IS.

OH, YEAH? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER WAY TO GO.

YOU ABOUT DONE WITH THAT SANDWICH?

I'M GETTING ONE OF MY PREGNANCY CRAVINGS AGAIN.

BABY, YOU GOT YOUR OWN SANDWICH.

NOT T KIND.

OH. OH. UM...

WHAT'S WRONG?

BABY, I JUST--

I DON'T FEEL SEXY.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

COME ON, YOU FELT SEXY

RIGHT AFTER YOU CUT JIMMY'S UMBILICAL CORD.

I KNOW, BUT HOW CAN YOU BE SO CHIPPER AND SEX-CRAZED?

I MEAN, WE GOT A BABY COMIN', BABE.

I DON'T KNOW! I FEEL GREAT!

YEAH, BUT HOW WE GONNA AFFORD IT?

HONEY, I KNOW WE DIDN'T PLAN ON HAVING ANOTHER BABY,

BUT...WE DIDN'T PLAN ON THE OTHER ONES, YOU KNOW,

AND THEY TURNED OUT...

WELL, THEY'RE NOT IN JAIL.

I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE GROWING UP,

AND, I MEAN, WE HAVE ANOTHER BABY

AND IT'S EXPENSIVE, AND THEN WE HAVE TO WORRY

FOR 18 YEARS IF THEY'RE PLAYING BY THE STREET

OR RUNNING IN TRAFFIC OF IF THEY'RE FAIL--

I--JUST SO MUCH.

I MEAN, DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS?

WE WILL. YOU KNOW? WE'LL...

WE'LL FIND-- FIND A WAY.

YOU SURE?

YEAH.

SURE.

YOU'RE SO AMAZING.

OH, YEAH.

YOU FEEL GOOD, TOO.

OOH.

DADDY GETTING CRAVINGS JUST LIKE MOMMY.

I--I GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS.

I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BABE. I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO BE!

AH.

HOCKEY! I LOVE THIS GAME!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UM...JUST PRACTICING.

BEING A DORK? 'CAUSE YOU'RE DONE.

OOH, ZING, YOU GOT ME.

AH! TRYING TO GET HOTTIE McNEIGHBOR'S ATTENTION, HUH?

LILY, PLEASE GO AWAY. WHAT ARE YOU--

PLEASE D-- ARE YOU CRAZY?

HEY, JIMMY?

IS THIS YOUR PUCK?

SORRY. SORRY. I WAS JUST PRACTICING MY SHOT,

AND...IT GOT AWAY FROM ME.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED. I LOVE HOCKEY.

I'M ALL ABOUT HOCKEY!

J-DOG! WHAT'S UP?!

BRAD! BRAD?

[CHUCKLES] HEY, LIL.

THIS IS... THIS IS TAYA.

HI.

WELL, I GOTTA HELP TAYA UNPACK HERE, SO...

I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU LATER...

COMPADRE.