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Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON GROUNDED FOR LIFE...

BRAD, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO SPACE CAMP NOW.

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND...

RIGHT HERE ON EARTH.

I HAD A GIRLFRIEND AT SPACE CAMP, REMEMBER? I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.

LANA. THAT'S RIGHT. LANA THE SPACE GIRL.

UM, HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE 854 IS?

IT'S RIGHT THERE.

OK.

UM, YOUR NAME'S NOT BY ANY CHANCE LUNA, IS IT?

NO, NO, IT'S LANA. LUNA'S MY SPACE CAMP NAME.

BRAD O'KEEFE, ARE YOU ON THIS BUS?

LILY?

BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GOING TO SPACE CAMP LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO.

I WAS UPSET. NOW GET OFF THIS BUS.

YOU CAN'T JUST ORDER ME AROUND.

OK! I'M ASKING YOU, GET OFF THE BUS RIGHT NOW!

NO.

HAVE A NICE SUMMER, LILY.

BRAD...

I'LL SEE YOU IN 6 WEEKS!

MOM, CAN I GET YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING?

SURE, HONEY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT BRAD'S POSTCARD.

IT'S ABOUT THIS POSTCARD FROM BRAD.

WHAT'S HE GETTING AT RIGHT HERE WHEN HE SIGNS IT "LOVE YA?"

LILY, WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS AND OVER THIS, ALL RIGHT?

WE'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO CARE AS HARD AS WE POSSIBLY CAN.

WHY "LOVE YA?"

WHY "LOVE YA?" WHY THE "YA?"

IT'S SHORT FOR "YOU."

"LOVE YA" ISN'T "I LOVE YOU."

IT'S VERY OBVIOUS WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE AT SPACE CAMP.

SO HERE WE ARE AT SPACE CAMP.

YOU WANNA MAKE OUT?

OH, YOU KNOW I DO.

I ALMOST FORGOT.

I HAVE TO SEND LILY A POSTCARD.

YOU DON'T STILL CARE ABOUT HER, DO YOU?

LET'S JUST SAY I'M SIGNING IT "LOVE YA."

[LAUGHS]

WOW. IT ALL SEEMS SO OBVIOUS NOW.

WELL, GUESS WHAT?

IF BRAD CAN FOOL AROUND IN OUTER SPACE,

I CAN GET SOME ACTION RIGHT HERE IN STATEN ISLAND.

HEY, SEAN, CLAUDIA.

ED, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE A MONTH, MAN.

HOPE DUMPED ME.

WHAT? I'M--I'M SORRY.

OH, GOD.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I TOOK THAT PAIN,

AND I CHANNELED IT INTO MY LIFELONG PASSION.

STAND-UP COMEDY.

MEN ARE LIKE, "I DON'T CARE WHAT'S FOR DINNER."

WOMEN ARE LIKE, "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY APARTMENT,

YOU CHEATING, FREELOADING BASTARD!"

WOMEN ALSO LIKE TO SHOP.

IT WAS TOTALLY THERAPEUTIC. I'M TELLING YOU, SEAN,

IF YOU EVER BREAK UP WITH CLAUDIA,

YOU SHOULD TRY STAND-UP.

THANKS, EDDIE.

WELL, YOU COULD TRY IT, TOO, CLAUDIA.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE BUSY WITH THE KIDS.

UNCLE EDDIE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHERE HAVE I BEEN? I'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD, JIM,

WHERE LIFE IS LIVED AND DREAMS ARE CHASED.

SOUNDS COOL.

WELL, IT'S MORE THAN COOL, JIM.

ON THE ROAD, THERE ARE NO RESPONSIBILITIES.

YOU LIVE IN THE MOMENT. YOU ANSWER TO NO ONE.

HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM YOUR LIFE HERE?

WHY DO I BOTHER?

UNCLE EDDIE, I WANT TO GO ON THE ROAD.

NO, JIM. YOUR PLACE IS HERE.

NO, IT'S NOT. I'M TELLING YOU.

THE ROAD'S CALLING ME.

LET THE MACHINE PICK IT UP.

HEY, LILY, HOW ARE YOU?

BRAD SENT ME ONE POSTCARD FROM SPACE CAMP,

AND HE SIGNED IT "LOVE YA."

HE MUST BE CHEATING ON YOU.

AAH!

ANYONE MIND IF I THROW IN SOME LAUNDRY?

WHAT, THERE'S NO LAUNDROMATS ON THE ROAD OF LIFE?

HERE, EDDIE, I'LL DO IT.

I WAS ABOUT TO THROW A LOAD IN.

OH, WAIT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

HONEY, I GOT IT. OH....

SEAN FINNERTY'S WIFE DOES NOT DO HEAVY LIFTING.

REALLY? UH, LAST WEEK,

YOU LET ME DRAG AN OLD MATTRESS DOWN TO THE CHURCH DUMPSTER.

DRAG, NOT LIFT. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

FINE. YOU WIN. YOU GET TO WASH EDDIE'S UNDERWEAR.

WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU ALMOST NEVER WANT TO DO MY LAUNDRY.

[SIGHS] GOD, LOOK,

I DID SOMETHING REALLY STUPID,

AND CLAUDIA DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I GOT HER PREGNANT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT AND NOT HER?

WELL, SHE WASN'T FEELING WELL, RIGHT?

SO SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR LAST WEEK,

AND THE DOCTOR CALLED, BUT SHE WASN'T HERE,

SO I ANSWERED THE PHONE.

[GRUNTS] I'LL BE BACK LATER.

WE NEED BEER.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING] HELLO?

MR. FINNERTY, THIS IS DR. PERRY. IS YOUR WIFE THERE?

OH, HEY, DOC. SORRY, NO.

SHE STEPPED OUT FOR A SECOND.

UH, IS EVERYTHING OK?

IT'S FINE. JUST ASK HER TO CALL ME.

DOES SHE HAVE MONO?

NO.

DOES SHE HAVE A STOMACH VIRUS?

Doctor: NO.

DOES SHE HAVE THE FLU? NO.

OH, MY GOD. IS SHE PREGNANT?!

I CAN'T ANSWER THAT.

DOES SHE HAVE STREP? NO.

THEN SHE'S PREGNANT, RIGHT?

I HAVE TO GO NOW.

GOOD-BYE.

SO WHY CAN'T YOU TELL HER?

BECAUSE IT'S, UH...

IT'S KIND OF MY FAULT.

[SIGHS] YOU SURE GARY AND DONNA

DON'T MIND US USING THEIR HOT TUB?

THEY SPECIFICALLY SAID IT WAS OK.

BY ASKING US TO FEED THEIR CATS WHILE THEY'RE IN MEXICO?

IT WAS IMPLIED.

GOD, I LOVE YOUR HAIR.

NO. WE CAN'T.

WHAT, BABY? I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

IS THIS YOUR BATHING SUIT?

THOSE NAUGHTY JETS MUST HAVE BLOW IT RIGHT OFF.

OK. THOSE AREN'T JETS.

WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

NO, WE DON'T. YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT IN A HOT TUB.

IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.

[BOTH LAUGH]

HEY, COME ON. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER SHE'S PREGNANT THEN?

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HASN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE.

NO, THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW, MAN.

SHE'S--SHE'S FINISHING UP SCHOOL.

SHE'S EXCITED ABOUT A NEW CAREER.

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

AND CHANGE DIAPERS AND THROW A BOOB IN SOME KID'S FACE.

SEAN, CLAUDIA'S A SMART WOMAN.

WHEN SHE FEELS A BABY KICKING INSIDE HER,

SHE'S GONNA KNOW SOMETHING'S UP.

I JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE TIME IS RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT BABIES,

GET HER ON BOARD WITH BABIES,

HOW CUTE THEY ARE, HOW MUCH FUN THEY ARE, YOU KNOW?

AND THEN WHEN SHE'S IN THAT MIND SET,

I'M GONNA TELL HER, "HEY, YOU'VE GOT ONE IN YOU."

THAT'S HOW I'D WANT TO HEAR IT.

OH, MAN. I'VE GOTTA GO.

HEY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OK. HURRY.

HEY, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

OH, THAT'S JOEY.

IS THAT MOCHA JOEY, THAT WEIRD GUY

THAT HANGS OUT AT THE COFFEE SHOP ALL THE TIME?

HE WORKS THERE, MOM.

NO. I HAVE SEEN HIM THERE WHEN HE'S NOT WORKING, TOO.

WHATEVER. THE POINT IS HE'S CUTE AND UNATTACHED,

JUST LIKE ME.

OH, WAIT. ISN'T BRAD COMING HOME TODAY?

HE SENT ONE POSTCARD! WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

SO YOU WANT BRAD TO SEE YOU TWO TOGETHER

AND THEN THINK SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

ACTUALLY, IT'S GONE FURTHER THAN THAT.

AND YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T SEE

WHY SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY SHOULD PAY

MORE THAN ARABICA COFFEE.

Lily, thinking: SEE, BRAD? YOU CAN DO

WHATEVER YOU WANT, AND SO CAN I.

LIKE I DON'T KNOW THE CODE.

WHAT HAPPENS IN SPACE CAMP STAYS IN SPACE CAMP.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY SHOULD PAY MORE FOR ARABICA

PROBABLY THINK THAT COFFEE BEANS ARE NATURALLY BROWN.

COME HERE, COFFEE BOY!

MMM! HAZELNUT.

DON'T TELL ME THIS STUFF ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT?

WELL, I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.

OH, GOOD. LET'S GO TELL YOUR DAD.

GOTCHA.

OH, HEY, BABY, CHECK THIS OUT.

IT'S AN AD FOR DISPOSABLE DIAPERS.

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE THAT BABY IS.

HE'S PEEING BLUE.

THAT'S JUST TO ILLUSTRATE HOW ABSORBENT THEY ARE.

I MEAN, THESE DAYS HAVING A BABY IS A BREEZE.

IT'S NEVER A BREEZE.

I SAW A WOMAN AT THE MARKET TODAY

WITH THIS SCREAMING KID IN HER CART,

AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS, "THANK GOD WE ARE DONE WITH THAT STUFF."

THAT KID PROBABLY WASN'T WEARING THESE ABSORBENT DIAPERS.

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE'S LAUGHING

AND HE'S PRACTICALLY SWIMMING IN HIS OWN PEE.

BABY?

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE GETTING BACK TO SCRANTON,

BUT I'LL DEFINITELY CALL YOU WHEN I DO.

YEAH, THAT WAS SOME NIGHT.

YEAH, IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL.

DID I GIVE YOU THIS NUMBER?

OH, I GOTTA GO. GOTTA GO.

WHO WAS THAT?

IT WAS MY FOOT DOCTOR.

IS YOU FOOT DOCTOR HOT?

THE JUDGES OF THE 1993 MISS SCRANTON BEAUTY PAGEANT

SEEMED TO THINK SO.

MAN, I NEED THE ROAD. PLEASE TAKE ME, UNCLE EDDIE.

EVEN IF I COULD, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS WOULD SAY?

FINE. I'LL GO BY MYSELF.

WHERE YOU GONNA GO?

WHEREVER THE ROAD TAKES ME, MAN.

YEAH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR MONEY?

I'M GONNA TURN TRICKS.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

JUGGLING, COIN MAGIC--

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

REALLY? YEAH.

I'M GONNA CALL LAFF IT UPS.

I'M GONNA GET A SPOT, AND WE'RE GONNA GO.

YEAH, THIS IS, UH, EDDIE THE "F."

PUT ME ON THE LIST.

WE'RE GOING TO SCRANTON.

SWEET! IT'S LIKE A DREAM!

PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD?

YEAH, PERMISSION GRANTED, BRAD.

Claudia: HI, BRAD.

MR. FINNERTY, MRS. FINNERTY. LILY.

HOW YA DOING?

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! REALLY?

ARE YOU KIDDING? I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU EVERY MINUTE.

OH? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

WHEN I ONLY GOT THE ONE POSTCARD

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

WELL, NO, I--I WROTE A BUNCH OF THEM,

BUT YOU WERE SO MAD AT ME BEFORE I LEFT

I WASN'T SURE IF I SHOULD SEND THEM OR NOT,

BUT THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.

WOW! THAT'S A LOT.

I ALSO GOT YOU A HAT OH!

AND SOME FREEZE DRIED ICE CREAM.

OH, AND I ALSO GOT YOU-- I GOT YOU THIS.

WOW. IT'S A SHINY CUBE FROM THE FUTURE.

IT'S A SPACE BLANKET. IT UNFOLDS.

ONLY ONCE, SO DON'T EVER OPEN IT.

HEH HEH! SO YOU REALLY MISSED ME?

YEAH, OF COURSE I DID.

I JUST--I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE BEFORE I WENT AWAY.

ME, TOO, BRAD. OK!

HEY, LILY, I GOT YOU ESPRESSO GRANDE.

WHY, THANK YOU. HA HA!

WHAT--

WOW. THEY DELIVER NOW.

YEAH. GO TO CAMP, YOU MISS A LOT.

LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.

BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY MONEY.

I PAID HIM BEFORE.

SURE DID.

UGH! SHE IS UNBELIEVABLE.

I KNOW. BABY, DON'T YOU EVER WISH

WE HAD A SECOND CHANCE TO HAVE ANOTHER DAUGHTER

AND MAYBE RAISE HER RIGHT THIS TIME?

HA! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.

AMEN TO THAT.

HEY, BABY.

HEY, I JUST RAN INTO GARY AND DONNA. THEY GAVE US THIS

TO SAY THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THEIR PLACE.

OH, THAT'S NICE.

YEAH, AND THEY ALSO THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT THIS BACK.

OOH. OH, HEY, I GOT SOMETHING, TOO.

STAY RIGHT THERE.

THE O'CONNORS WERE HAVING A YARD SALE,

AND I WENT BY AND I GOT THIS!

A STROLLER?

WELL, CALL ME SENTIMENTAL,

BUT I WAS WALKING BY AND I SAW IT

AND IT JUST REMINDED ME OF ALL THE TIMES

THAT WE USED TO PUSH THE LITTLE ONES AROUND.

OH, LIKE THE TIME WE LOST JIMMY DOWN THE HILL?

OH, WELL, THAT WON'T HAPPEN WITH THIS BAD BOY.

IT'S GOT BRAKES, SEE?

WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT POSSIBLY POSSESSED YOU TO BUY A STROLLER?

OK. UM--

YOU'RE--

BABY, YOU'RE--

MARRIED TO A SHOPAHOLIC!

HEY, GUYS. HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

WHERE YOU BEEN?

OH, WE WERE AT THIS NEW PLACE. COFFETERIA.

REALLY? UM, IS THERE SOME REASON

YOU CAN'T GO TO YOUR REGULAR COFFEE PLACE?

NOTHING COMES TO MIND.

THAT'S WEIRD. LILY, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MOCHA JOJO'S.

YOU HAVE THAT DISCOUNT CARD AND--

YEAH. IT SEEMS LIKE ALL SUMMER

YOU'VE BEEN THERE GETTING YOUR CARD PUNCHED.

NOT ANYMORE.

LILY SAID SHE WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

I'LL BET.

BRAD AND I LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT OLD.

IT'S A LITTLE MORE EXPENSIVE AND A COUPLE OF MILES FATHER AWAY,

BUT IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD.

EXACTLY. BRAD, WHY DON'T YOU HEAD UPSTAIRS?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. OK.

LILY, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT.

YEAH! THE WAY YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT EVERYTHING!

HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?

NOTHING! LILY THOUGHT BRAD

WAS CHEATING ON HER AT SPACE CAMP,

SO SHE HAD A LITTLE REVENGE THING

WITH THE GUY FROM THE COFFEE SHOP.

WHOA. NOT THE FREAK WHO HANGS OUT THERE ALL DAY.

NO, HE WORKS THERE, AND HE HAS A NAME. IT'S JOEY.

MOCHA JOEY IS PUNCHING YOUR CARD?!

NO, NO! AND IT'S OVER.

AND WHAT'S THE POINT OF HURTING BRAD NOW?

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE SECRETS LIKE THAT

IN A RELATIONSHIP, LIL. IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY,

YOU HAVE TO SHARE EVERYTHING WITH THEM.

EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA LOVE

EVERYTHING THEY HEAR. RIGHT, SEAN?

WELL, EVERY RELATIONSHIP IS DIFFERENT, AND THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS--

WHEN I SAY, "RIGHT, SEAN?" YOU AGREE.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

FINE. I'LL TELL HIM.

WOW. I AM IN AWE.

I MEAN, THAT WAS SOME PARENTING RIGHT THERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHEN YOU HAVE PARENTING MUSCLES LIKE THAT,

YOU WANT TO KEEP FLEXING THEM. YOU KNOW?

HEY, DAD.

HEY, JIMMY, HOW WAS SPENDING THE NIGHT AT UNCLE EDDIE'S?

JIMMY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A SODA OR SOMETHING?

ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

A LITTLE LIFE LESSON, OK?

CAN WE STOP? I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

NO TIME.

I--I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

HERE'S THE BATHROOM.

I'M FALLING ASLEEP HERE.

I NEED YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN--

ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

YOU'RE THE BEST.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME I'M IN SCRANTON.

HEY, WAKE UP! COME ON, WE GOTTA GO.

I'M NOT SLEEPING. I'M FROZEN TO YOUR CAR.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!

HE NEEDED TO LEARN A LESSON.

EVERYTHING I DID, I DID FOR HIM.

YOU GOT IT ON WITH A WAITRESS!

YEAH, THAT PART WAS FOR ME.

BUT EVERYTHING ELSE WAS FOR HIM AND YOU.

I CURED YOUR KID'S LUST FOR THE ROAD.

MMM!

WHAT?

OK, UM, LISTEN,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU,

AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER DO ANYTHING TO--

I CHEATED ON YOU!

WHAT?! HOW?!

I...WAS WEAK.

HEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.

OK, SO NED DUMPED A BARREL OF TANG IN THE SWIMMING POOL,

AND WE'RE ALL GONNA JUMP IN. WANT TO COME?

UH, I WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN.

IT'S LILY, ISN'T IT?

I MISS HER SO MUCH.

SHE'S SUCH A LUCKY GIRL,

AND YOU ARE SO SWEET.

AH, THANKS.

YOU KNOW, IT MAKES ME SAD TO SEE YOU SO SAD.

LANA, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T DO THIS TO LILY.

WELL, THEN DO IT TO ME.

OH! WHAT--

HEY, THAT'S A GIFT FROM MY NANA!

I DON'T CARE, BRAD. I'VE BEEN WAITING

FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE ALL SUMMER,

AND I'M NOT WAITING ANY LONGER.

I WANT YOU. NOW!

LUNA, STOP OR I'LL SCREAM!

IT'S SPACE CAMP, BRAD. NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.

NOOO!

OK, THAT'S--

OH, MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU?!

I KNOW, LILY. I AM SO SORRY.

YOU SLUT! I KNOW.

I KNOW. I'M--I'M WORST THAN THAT.

OK? I TOTALLY DISRESPECTED YOU.

DAMN RIGHT YOU DID.

I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PERSON

CHEATS ON SOMEONE THEY LOVE?

THAT'S HARD TO SAY.

YOU WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME.

I MEAN, IF YOU DID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'D DO.

OK, LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT CHEATING.

IT'S SUCH A DOWNER.

NO, NO, NO. LILY, FROM NOW ON,

I'M GONNA DEDICATE MY LIFE

TO BEING THE BOYFRIEND YOU DESERVE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

THE LAST THURSDAY BEFORE SCHOOL, MY MOM ALWAYS MAKES HALIBUT.

BUT AFTER DINNER, I'M GONNA START TO TRY TO DESERVE YOU.

HEY, BRAD, YOU OK?

NOT REALLY. UH...

SOMETHING KIND OF HAPPENED WHEN ME AND LILY WERE APART,

AND I--I JUST FEEL HORRIBLE.

DON'T--DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW LILY. YOU KNOW HOW SHE OVERREACTS, YOU KNOW.

YOU WENT TO CAMP, OK, SHE GOT ALL MAD,

SHE CHEATED ON YOU. THESE THINGS PASS.

S-SHE CHEATED ON ME?

YEAH. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT IN THERE?

NO!

OH. HEY, DO ME A FAVOR.

JUST STAY RIGHT THERE FOR A SECOND, OK?

UH, HEY, LILY,

I MAY HAVE HINTED TO BRAD THAT YOU CHEATED ON HIM.

OK? SEE YOU LATER.

WHAT?!

YOU CHEATED ON ME?!

SORRY, BRAD!

WELL, WEREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME?

YES! I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

WELL, HOW ABOUT WHEN I WAS CONFESSING TO CHEATING?

DID THAT MAYBE SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT TIME?

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE PILING ON.

SO YOU JUST LET ME DANGLE THERE?

I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE YOU MORE UPSET.

WHO WAS IT?

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HIM.

JOSEPH DeSTEFANO.

AW, MOCHA JOEY?!

THAT FREAK WHO LIVES AT THE COFFEE SHOP?

HE WORKS THERE!

DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

WELL, HOW FAR DID YOU GO?

WELL, HOW FAR DID YOU GO WITH LUNA?

NO, NO, NO, THAT'S DIFFERENT, OK. I CONFESSED.

YOU--YOU TRIED TO GET AWAY WITH IT.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.

WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TRUST YOU?

WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN'T.

WELL, MAYBE WE'RE TROUGH!

THAT'S FINE WITH ME!

FINE WITH ME, TOO!

THANKS FOR RUINING COFFEE FOR ME!

THANKS FOR RUINING SPACE FOR ME!

HEY, EDDIE, CAN YOU GIVE ME A BEER?

NO.

EDDIE, JUST GIVE ME A BEER.

YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE. YOU'RE PREGNANT.

WHAT?

YOUR DOCTOR TOLD SEAN.

STAY HERE. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

HEY, SEAN, UM,

I THINK CLAUDIA FOUND OUT THAT SHE'S PREGNANT,

SO I'M GONNA GO, ALL RIGHT? HAVE A BREW.

[FRONT DOOR CLOSES]

WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME?

BABY, I WAS--I WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

WHEN'S THE RIGHT TIME, WHEN I'M CROWING?

WELL, I JUST FIGURED YOU WANTED TO FINISH SCHOOL

AND START YOUR CAREER-- I DO, I DO.

I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH ALL THIS.

WE NEVER PLANNED ON HAVING ANOTHER ONE.

I KNOW. BUT WE NEVER PLANNED

ON HAVING THE OTHERS, EITHER.

THAT'S TRUE, YEAH.

BUT AM I READY FOR ALL THIS AGAIN?

I MEAN THE DIAPERS I KNOW, I KNOW.

AND THE FEEDING AND THE BABY--

BUT, YOU KNOW, I KNOW HOW TO DO IT

SO MAYBE IT WOULD BE EASIER, YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW. RIGHT.

BUT DO YOU EVER REALLY KNOW, YOU KNOW?

BUT MAYBE THAT'S PART OF THE GOOD THING

ABOUT HAVING A LITTLE BABY.

SO WHERE'D WE LAND?

WE'RE HAVING A BABY.

OH, YES! AND WE ALREADY HAVE A STROLLER!

HA! GOD, WHEN COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED, THOUGH?

OH, GOD, I DON'T KNOW.

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO CAREFUL.

HMM. YOU KNOW, EXCEPT, WELL, THE HOT TUB,

BUT YOU SAID WE COULDN'T--

GET PREGNANT IN THE HOT TUB.

YOU'RE A TOTAL ASS.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T BELIEVE ME

IN TIMES OF HEIGHTENED EXCITEMENT.

I AM NAMING THIS BABY ASS, JR.

I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT.

HEH HEH HEH! OH!