Original subtitles

Greet God! They decided on the film ' 'Lissi and the wild emperors' '.

Begin Bevorwir, must make I you with our house rules trusted.

This film has no end, only a need exit!

The treason I however not. Supports of all type are undesirable.

Whispering is permitted in exceptions. These are: Heart attacks

Lottery profit. Jackpot. Or a bursting fruit bubble.

We begin now with the start preparations. Check, check.

Microphone. Soundcheck.

Fits! Thank you very much for lhre attention and good support.

For now the absolute hammer comes!

The leading men and its colors:

Lissi

Franz

Yeti

Feldmarschall

other

Hep!

Almost w�r I again into you pure stepped!

Morning. What is there new? I throw up same.

I am the Yeti!

Oh, that is beautifully here!

Explosion!

Farts

Good bass.

Yes!

What is happening then now?

Aid!

Good landslide!

Oh no! Where did I land then here?

Not well.

Aid! Aid!

for that it is too late! Who is there?

It am I, that devil! I came in order to get you!

Yes, make once more quickly! Where are you? I am everywhere!

Au cheek!

You are mean, despicable and insupportably! Respect!

Only the all worst Yetis get a place in the hell!

Welcome in the club! Colleague, I do not want into the hell.

You inflated frogs, scratched yourself with lgeln the rear...

And beavers on the stroke sent! I meant it yet only well!

I can you also what do goods! lch can you everything provide! What do you need?

How do you mean that? how do you mean that?

Can you stop parroting me? But I am your echo!

Tut mir leid, ich kann's nicht �ndern.

I can utilize here no echo! I am sorry, I cannot change it.

Therefore simply that eats now! Where were we stand remained?

Well yes, we can make yet a deal! You rescue me life.

I provide you what you want! Nothing there!

You consider yourself to be especially slyly. why actually not?

Here it runs no longer so good! Rest!

That is no bad offer. Really?

well clearly! I can hold me no longer!

what could we utilize then? Perhaps a washcloth?

With 'ner duck thereon? 'Ne foot fungus ointment? Hello!

I have it. well good, Yeti! We close a pact!

Can you speak a little fast?

You remain alive if you bring me, what I demand!

I give you a week time! If you do not create it

Your life is past and you land forever in the hell!

Sounds good! What do darfich lhnen bring?

Bring me the most beautiful woman of the world!

Franz! Lissi!

Franz! Lissi!

Oh Franz! My Lissi!

Welcome on lock beautiful green! Cheers, how is it going? What does the gout make?

Develops grandly! Franz!

Come, you Luder! Bravo, majesty! What kind of hit.

You are finite again home, Franz!

You became large! Yes, those are the new pumps!

How is it going you? What does the Herpes make?

That plays with Akne in the sand box! Then all is good.

I had such longing! Where were you?

I was short at the atm machine! On the return, I let myself tattoo.

There, show! Oh Franz, it is beautiful!

Come! Let us bread a few in the park ' 'around' '!

Stroll, Lissi. Also a beautiful ldee!

Spread where darfich lhre banknote? lm Regierungsst�berl,

I want to heat on another few! Long the Schilling lives!

Lissi. Franz.

What is that? These folds on your forehead. Do you have grief?

Alas, Franz l thinks often of earlier. Lch longs me after the old times.

Yes, Lissi, those were beautiful years. With the mammoths and the flight dinosaurs.

The Raptoren with its sickle-shaped bones in the foreleg...

And the crooked pubic bones. The Velociraptor.

The Epachthosaurus. Everyone dead. That makes me so sadly.

In our hearts live it further. Alas, Franz.

You contribute me so much comfort. Apropos.

Were you again in the orphanage today? Yes!

And also in the infirmary, in the old people's home and in the prison.

Lm prison? Yes, in U custody.

But they were able to prove me nothing. Shall we not lead a lovely life?

Cheers, Schwiegerpapa! How is it going the Streptokokken?

Everyone was shot yesterday! Those are bad messages.

I have a surprise for you.

For me? Yes. Show, there!

It should remind one us always of our wedding night!

Well yes, therefore, I does not know. Does it not please you?

Well yes, the nose is a little crooked!

Cheers, field marshal. Oh! The emperor mother!

My, its, your, no, lhre majesty! I have come hear you not at all.

Charming, if you frighten yourself.

Thanks, I am stirred! Freshness banknote?

Yes, to the Einheizen! These heating costs kill me yet!

I have expected for days important postal service. Do you have a package for me?

No, unfortunately not, majesty. But I become the postmaster general...

Spank let immediately the ass! Ah, a table. Well, please!

They stand on my list. What kind of list, majesty?

The yard ball and you is stand morning on my guest list!

I cannot. I has a witch shot!

Please take me of lhrer list! On my account.

Thanks, majesty! My husband!

It is not that according to what it looks! Power yet, what ihrwollt.

I have no ram more on labels, I want here out! I chop off!

Lch wants to play finally again cards! Clamp trump pricks everyone!

Earlier the rascal pricked the heart lady.

Alas, Lissi if I could have yet also such hairs like you.

Do not be sad, Franz. For that you have these putzigen curls at the Popo.

And I not. Agrees. That is a comfort.

What do you read there? My journal.

I wrote a poem! It draw lots me before!

Well well! Out of the journal of an emperor!

At the nose of the Johannes, one recognizes can, Hannes it!

Who is please Johannes? Well, the nose bear out of the animal park.

Now they have a nose bear. Yes!

And if the Hannes can no longer, is Rudi, our wash bear, at it!

Lissi, that is a beautiful poem!

For a crazy monarch. Alas, Lissi.

Without you, I would not be such a wild emperor.

Apropos! Which government businesses expect us in the next days?

Ah! Morning is Tuesday. There we swing once again the dance leg!

The doctor games are opened! Who likes an emperor cut?

Lissi? Franz?

That is not the medicine ball.

On Wednesday so correctly is reigned through!

Clink

Imperial highness! How is it going? What do lhre polyps make?

They distribute at the Prater parking ticket. Outstanding!

A telegram from Budapest, majesty! I asks most subserviently for permission

To be allowed to read. Well, speech already!

Brand-new! Order you the given as an ultimatum ringtone from Hungary now!

A ringtone? Well yes, why not? Knows when one can need that once!

A peace offer from Prussia. Lst a stamped back envelope at the same time?

No, majesty. Throw away!

Good morning, Franz! Dear mama! What do the H�morrhoiden make?

Plan a rebellion in Russia. Kari�s!

It is named, separatist blow els sympathize with the capillaries...

On the testicle high state. Yes, the militant blow els copulate.

Otherwise yet what? Here, the death sentences of the weekend.

What are that for people? Cabaret performers, humorist

German tourists and a pantomime! Everyone pardons up to the pantomimes.

There the people is happy! That is the puncture.

Oh! Natural. Here the original is! Mea Culpa!

Please punish me for that! Comes already yet, field marshal.

How you wish! And now out with you, you sow fellow!

Gate, gate, gate! lch would displace! More beautifully one can no longer putten!

Bravo, Lissi! And in the afternoon, there we make with tomatoes further!

On Thursday a new gardener will imagine!

Bonjour, my name is Jacques. I am art gardener.

Well, please! A Froschverzehrer! How beautifully, a Frenchman!

Yes, like refreshing! What does it can then, the art gardener?

Allez hop!

Voila!

What is that? A Baguette!

That is an Affront! Not badly.

That is art! It can yet what other?

I ask you! I would cut lhnen each desired figure in lhren shrub!

Damage! We first shaved.

On Friday we will go... Into the mountains!

* It is so beautiful, through the mountains to go, *

* Schubiduba! *

* Schubiduba! *

There one can see many animals.

* Schubiduba! *

* Schubiduba! *

* The large and the small, *

* that catch on to cry, *

* If they see Franzls gun. *

* Schubiduba! *

Clink

Show, there is one! That is however especially beautiful!

There! Now it scratches with the Kufen! If it courts, it hears and sees nothing.

Then we spriare aufihn.

Dert�ckische dog strikes hoes!

Immediately I have you, you ram!

Bravo!

Oh Lissi, Now you have it verjagt!

Please bad are not, Franz.

Then wirwieder can be loudly. Yes!

Shit.

Franz, that was an exciting week! Yes.

Yet aufregenderwird it tomorrow night! For how does it stand in the constitution?

Saturday... Turteltag is!

goods Turtelnacht, Traudl! beautiful Turteltr�ume, Xaverl.

desire on Turtel Action? bubble the light from, Pezzi!

Not so.

Giovanni, there turtelt 'n man around! what Franz permit!

I come!

That is yes gray full! Are you that, Franz?

Ah, the field marshal!

No lntimit�ten, I am official there!

Would ask?

The courier of the czar was there! I asks submissively for a signature!

An entering? Middle in the night? If it wish majesty

I throw the courier into the torture chamber!

Not compel. lst that about again...

Oh, my God. The puncture! I hate me!

Here is natural the original, majesty! What I am nurf�r a dilettante.

I would belong tortured even! Comes already yet. What is that generally?

Postal service of the bohemian eroticism delivery!

Pst.

Finite! That will prepare us yet much joy, field marshal.

Bell

Yes, please? Here the emperor suite is! Room service?

I underway! I want to hope that.

Otherwise I let quarter you, you marinated bacon dumplings! Yes, please!

' 'Around service' '! Ah! Here therewith!

Am prepared. Now blubbern!

And... would ask!

* Song ' 'for it are you' ' *

Oh yes.

And now would shake the bells, Lissi!

No, no, the horns press!

No!

Bravo, Lissi! Bravo! Alarm! The emperor was abducted!

That belongs to the program! This time not.

What? Call the military! That are in Hungary!

Alas yes, the uprising. And the 2. Regiment?

Fights against the Prussias. Lmmer yet? Where is the remainder of the army?

On Sardinia. Overtime dismantles. Which zombie commanded then that?

You, majesty! Prime!

What should we do then now? An emperor must do, what must sounded!

Separatists torment, Revoluzzer itch

Pee on pacifists and cuddle patriot!

If it would preserve around that, large love goes

Then an emperor himself to the weapon must to grasp also once.

And now volunteer before. Who comes along? They can depend on me!

Then we are complete, faithful friend. Let harness, field marshal!

We receive the pursuit!

Aid! Aid! Immediately stop!

Where do you bring me there? Let me down, you lousy monster.

They smell under the shoulders! Lch get no air!

They stink more vilely than a manure pile. Now listen once, small young woman.

I did not sleep for days, expired mirwegen you the hoes

With ldioten at the customs fought me. The feet that creaked stomach burn me.

Do and I have really miese mood, clearly?

Not vilely.

That was of my mother! There taste it still best!

Oh, please let go me again. I did lhnen yet nothing!

Nothing there! This cold kills me yet.

Oh, the w�r now however stupidly. Wait once!

What you permit yourself! They are mean, despicable and insupportably!

I heard already once somewhere. Let me immediately again down!

I tell teach that everything my Franzl, derwird lhnen already manner!

If could fit! Oh, where do you have that here?

I had to apply earlier always the old things of my sister!

You moved ln 5 minutes. Time runs!

In all respect, love mama! Lch considers that to be a not so good ldee!

One day you will be grateful that I came along, dear Franz to me!

Finished!

I hope, I forgot nothing. Totally excluded, majesty.

The lock is empty! It could become dangerous.

Lm forest the free swimmers hide themselves! Nudists perspire with the partisans!

I saw already worse. I was 2 years ago on the Oktoberfest!

I asks you a last time, mama. Remain beautiful green on lock!

What do I want then here if the field marshal not is there?

Certainly, majesty! They please me if you so schnaufen!

Yes, that is the high blood pressure! Natural.

H�a!

Runs!

H�a. And now to the left around, Lipizzaner!

Not so violently, its zombie!

'Police sought''

Let that hang, belongs that not to us! Wirfangen, lgnaz must that!

That is yet no vermin. Yes, show!

The Tierwird with 'nem stuck letter sought, is that guaranteed a mosquito! Yes!

We snatch ourselves that! Looks dangerously.

Therefore a head money is stopped! I wants again back into the house.

I have what stand on the stove. Lgnaz! Now tear you once together!

We are the men of the KGB! The chamber hunter secret battalion!

Others would become themselves after such a job the fingers abschlecken!

What was that?

Schwaiger, I no time have for so what. I must again to the soccer training.

We will play on Saturday against Haching! Lgnaz! I would sense it.

We are very closely at it! lst there someone?

Now however once here lower!

Do you hear that? ln of the trap hums what! That is no mosquito.

The one mosquito is natural! There! A wing looks out!

Please! Can we shortly stop? No time!

We are passed through the entire night! Only a short recess! Please.

Have 'n appointment! How abominably! Go to the devil!

Bingo! Oh, finally!

I have already bubbles at the feet. Normally we go with the elevator.

If I had known, what you intend, I would have dressed other shoes.

You know, who and what I am? A wild sow!

So something lecherous has the Franz never to me said.

Entirely quiet. lch am same there, you sow.

Oh! No!

No! Come back!

Help! Help!

Oh! No!

S.O.S. Sounds good!

Help! Help!

No!

I have you! Thanks!

Well, wait.

Need you not at do all hide! You come immediately out of the water out!

You have already entirely blue lips!

Not well.

Field marshal. What is happening here? That is our end!

Papperlapapp, now it starts correctly! To command, majesty!

Mr. Kapellmeister, music off, please!

Ah!

Sapperlott! Really, or?

I would have playing cards at the same time! Hello?

Hello!

Hey, you!

Buh!

There is not that yet.

Do not ask in a modern manner. It schimmelt.

What? What do you do there? You nearly would have drowned me.

Make that not yet once!

You...

They rescued me life. Well yes, can happen.

I that coldly!

Here, my flea cover. Better?

Oh yes. Yes, that is good.

Like 'n tea? Hagebutten, please.

There!

What is your name actually? Who?

Well, you? How is lhr name? No idea.

Yes, but everyone has yet a name. How do you name then lhre friends?

No friends have. No friends?

No one, whom lhnen the suitcase deceit? What?

Does no, that lhnen pluck the eyelash? Does no one whom lhnen chew the finger nails?

Also not. That is bad. No name.

No friends. I custom no friends.

I manage very well alone. Is there then no one whom you like?

Well yes. lch can suffer rabbits very well. With 'nem little salt and pepper thereon.

When I was small, I encountered in the hiking 'n snow man. 'N of good listener.

I was able to tell that everything. I visited it then also every day.

Then the spring and one came suddenly had disappeared mornings it.

Without which to say. Simply taken off. It put back its stupid nose.

That is yes gray full! You know what? They need first once a name.

When did we meet? Yesterday.

Yesterday Turtel was... Ah! Then you are named Turteltag from today!

Now you shot past, Depp! Enough talked nonsense! Come along!

That started of alone. Crucifix!

Where do that come then? Those are probably wild Tripper!

Radical fistula with Thrombosen! Oh, that sounds vicious!

They must release me. That does not go unfortunately!

Shitted, lgnaz!

* Song ''Winter'' *

There you become porous! It is the absolute insanity.

You are hunted, the air is fly full leads, the balls you around the ears.

You snatch yourself your Board, jump. If you then so dahinslidest

Under the arm the most beautiful bride of the world, that is the Mecca for every Boarder!

That is joke pure! Frighten actually only comparably with mice!

Oh no. We have the Tripper still at the cheek!

Store! Aim! Shot!

Stop, wants to get out I!

Are you that, lgnaz? What is happening then back there?

Behind? Alas yes! What?

Come! Hold, lgnaz!

Now the Turbo come!

Now we have you, you dirty mosquito!

That does not look well! That also not!

there not pure go w�rd I. light! Gib me fire!

does the foot belong to whom? that is my nose, you Depp.

Caution, lgnaz, rear man! Finger way of my bag!

I have what caught! Aua, lout!

I have it. Help me.

So, now out here!

Water!

Wow!

Quickly, gib me the life jacket! I let that at home.

I however quickly can get it. What? Because of you, we drown now!

I never had existed the lake horse!

That was tight! Well well.

Further it goes. there long!

Moment!

I does not come along! Now that starts already again.

Until here and not further!

What does that become now? Battle nonsense revolt? Oderwas? Come already!

Lch said, until here and not further!

Not well!

So, now we have you. Is nothing going over a well depended mosquito, hm?

Hey, you. lch know you yet. Lch have already what read over you.

Would ask? Yes, there stood what in the newspaper inside.

Lgnaz, you can read yet not at all! Agrees.

Do you speak English?

Oh, yes, of course we do! We love to speak English.

My name is Schwaiger and this is lgnaz. Togetherwe are Schwaiger and lgnaz!

What's your name? Very gladly!

Remain, please!

Majesty?

Pumpkin foam soup with Pistaziennockerln and an ice sea shrimp.

Give rate Barbarie duck breast with grilled Zucchini-Jalousie..

On fresh market vegetable. And a glazed apple swirl...

On Topfenpalatschinken with blow waiter and a large Marillenkn�del. Mama?

I take the same like you!

Bohemian Aphrodisiaka with quality guarantee!

So you make the dearly tired dream partner for always willing!

Quantity and mix ratio are dependent of several factors.

... or dear mango tangerine parfait with Papayamus at baked Mandelhippe

A double blend with fat poor milk, pasteurizes and homogenizes, please.

A good choice, majesty! I come!

And for me a triply injected egg liqueur in the bacon coat.

We do not say that however to the mama! Now I have however an appetite!

So slowly I worry yet. Why?

Well yes, because of my Lissi. It is yet so helpless without me!

I knows yet when we met ourselves the first time. It was in the mountains.

It had passed herself and have verb read me I immediately into it.

It became my muse. My lnspiration.

I showed its the creative side of our beloved monarchy.

For it, I immortalized the beauty of the emperor empire into only a painting.

When it came once to critical tensions in the Regierungsst�berl

It surprised me with its engagement.

With united powers, we provided for a durable relaxation.

Firmer, Lissi!

Goods!

Even the shoot training became with its an emotional experience.

And if she rejected herself once, I forgave its that gladly.

Yet most I miss its radiating smile

With that it even the Hungarian delegation conquered.

You need a diversion! Field marshal!

Always to services! Bring it on other thoughts!

How you wish, majesty! See now...

Kaiserschmarrn!

Please.

Sabda didldidu, I am the field marshal!

Bomb!

Palim, Palim, and now the played joke!

There can be only an emperor!

fft Otto Waalkes after

I am with my wallpaper aufWeltreise. Agypten, nice hotel here.

There Kamarun the entire day. First I did not find the entrance

Because at Turkey sign was. Norway me. Canada! What now?

Time Senegal! Time Senegal!

I am still sad. Bravo, field marshal! Sehrwitzig!

On that we must activate immediately! No, thanks, I am in the service!

Today we make once an exception. Imperial highness is very generous!

On the emperor empire! Viva la mama!

They please me if you so schnaufen!

Where remains the labels, field marshal?

Clamp sow! Now once orderly is discarded here!

Really? Here with the coal!

There is not that yet. We collect morning the mosquito premium.

Then we belong also to the Schickeria! We make that. That pleases me.

Let's chop its one over. Then we get all.

* Yes, in the pit hums a mosquito, *

* Rather largely and also very fat. *

* Yet tomorrow morning hums it no longer, *

* For that our bayonet provides! *

Prost.

Do you know where the restroom is?

We know where the toilettes are. Straight ahead. You will find many trees!

Go ahead, the choice is yours! Ah ja, sehr gern.

You're welcome. So, Hose runter, ich hab 'n Trumpf! So, pair of pants down, I have 'n trump!

What? I believes, erwill your pair of pants!

Then I get however its red Flitzer!

* Atonale flute tone *

Hello? Turteltag! Where are you?

What do you want? I have the wild Tripper belauscht!

I believe, it concerns lhren head. They want to kill you!

Those are yes crazy messages. I not however will allow that!

What? I came in order to free you!

Really? Yes. I do not know only, like.

Perhaps you have yes a ldee.

Yes! Lissi, lower your hair! Is good!

Ok! I come now highly!

Am ready!

Here! So 'n juicy sting I had not even in the Moulin rouge!

sack cement. And? Is it going?

Am equally above!

What is happening there?

Show here!

Does that need however awfully long, what? Tja, the chocolate!

What do we have then for cards? Hey, finger way!

Equally coarse become not, you dirt sack! you have crappily.

Schwaiger, the sow has crappily! One probably yet will be allowed to look!

What do you make there? Faster, Turteltag!

Do you play at our mosquito around? It is same there!

Back with you, but quickly!

What?

Come! I know an ambush! We must however there long!

Schwaiger, the mosquito skin off! It snapped come you. l here not away!

Fast! Stop! Stand remain!

Here shelters, I am straight at the winning!

' 'Mein over of all Franz beloved! The separation makes me so sadly.

One observes me to be sure crazy sharply, nevertheless I risk a flight attempt!

Have been for 24 hours on the legs

Yet your passionate love gives me power.

It burns so very in me that it already almost hurts!

My Franz, I more need you then ever. I can no longer.

Please rescue me. Your Lissi.''

' 'Mein more beloved... power me so crazy sharply

Have risked for 24 hours passionate love.

It burns already almost. Franz, I need you no longer!

Lissi.''

I envy it. With me, it burned already long no longer.

I cannot believe that. Why should it write so something?

Why actually not? If one considers, what writes it otherwise so into its journal.

Read never?

At the nose of the Johannes, one recognizes can, Hannes it!

My God! Dear mamas, you are right.

If possible Johannes is no nose bear.

Therefrom I speak! Does Lissi deceive me?

I am not surprised particularly that it burns through with such a fellow.

Why?

For so something, there can be many reasons. Show, for example your handshake.

Lmmer so fad, so lax and also a few damply, so like a Schwammerl.

Your by sleep is possible just as. Mother! I would know my weakness.

But that it hurts me so! lch would venture not to express, what advances in me!

Your love only was played! I custom just now once one...

Field marshal! Provide me one...

Majesty, we are in Bavaria meanwhile! Here ran comes very heavily at so what.

Then we go now immediately to the Bussi. That has always on, two... in the house!

King Bussi of Bavaria?

Is super inconspicuous, your ambush. Here we are certain first once.

Is no there. Lot, we disappear! yes, what is?

Let God be thanks to! Greet God, I am it! The cousin of the king, the Lissi!

Yes, and? May we come in?

That is now stupid, you know, that king has already again tooth pain!

Morning w�r's it better! We cannot morning. Come!

The king is our last hope! It concerns life and death!

Alas so, yes, remain once shortly at it!

I believe, it is better if you wait here a moment!

Perhaps we should make you another few lovely. Here.

The tavern I lhnen. King Bussi loves the aesthetics.

Moment! Before you nearer step, I must make you with the house rules trusted!

This is a non-smoker lock. Smoke on the toilets is prohibited.

Your speaking time amounts to ca. 2 minutes.

You for hours during the conversation the ground

Buckets of the cover fall automatically. Here four needs broom chambers are.

Lamp strips at the ground show lhnen the way there. Are there yet questions?

No. Goods. Your majesties!

Lissi, the emperor of the emperor empire!

Dear Bussi, I cannot say to you how happy I am, to be here with you!

Is it going you good? No.

What do you drive so? Nothing!

Do you not be happy to see me? Yet.

Dear Bussi, you must help us! We are on the flight.

Yes, and? Our life is in danger!

Ask gib us shelter! On my account.

Remove shoes and grasp nothing. Oh, thanks, dear cousin!

Place you before. It was Turteltag...

Do legend once, have you a dog at the same time? No, no dog. Much better!

It is all in order!

Franz, why would you keep a lookout shit so?

Yes, the question I me also, love mama! Why shall we not go, field marshal?

I assume, it is a trap! Good.

This time we do not fall on that purely! How you wish, majesty.

For what do we have our navigation system?

Where should it go then? Lock new tooth stone! Bussiweg 19.

Back building. Your route is calculated.

Thanks. One also more friendlily could say that.

Love you is time, what that for 'n Kaff? If possible, please turn!

H�a!

To the left around, its Lipizzaner!

Hohoho. Fine!

After 500 ms to the right turn and follow the crushed rock way.

Follow the crushed rock way! Swings the hooves!

Beautifully slowly with the young horses, otherwise run us the mare again be named!

The trace is yet fresh, lgnaz! Really, or?

The flight never would be arrive us probably, would have I not so strong hair!

Which shampoo do you take? Question!

Does one can himself there in the feeding with einklinken? I have cabbage steam!

Caution, those are Spanish flies!

Hey, Chica, how does the work run? Come, let's drink a beer. On the love!

That are extremely sharp! Chili con Carne is a crap dirt on the other hand.

The tooth kills me! Forgive please the interference.

What is then already again? There stands what before the gate! View.

I not now however like to view. we get lost just.

Yet not with a navigation system. It is obvious an older model!

They are also no longer the freshest!

What is that? Can perhaps one eat that yes?

that must be a gift. A crap dirt is that.

Oh, so w�rd' I that do not say, highness. There one can construct a grotto drumrum.

For Lohengrin, we can use it. Then stand it on the storage around.

There it cannot stand remain. So the workmen pass by no longer!

Then make, wants to must what you. l now with the caries to the office hour!

Carriage!

Good! Good! Good!

Very well. Now a millimeter to the right.

Accused on! Accused on! Hopp! Hopp! Hopp!

Further! Further! To the left! To the left, to the right, to the right, to the left, to the left.

To the right, further, further, to the right, to the left, to the left, well.

Fits!

Puh!

Do you drive much sport? All comes only of the lgel throwing. So!

Where is the lining manger then now? There is supper always around eight!

You promised me 'n of half ox yourself I pure would pull you the duck here.

You create dry me immediately the roast ran or I yourself the top of the head auflinks!

If you grasp me, scream I! Turteltag, please you behave.

You are here guest! Correct. One with powerfully lower sugar!

I custom what behind the necktie! Do not promise and then deliver lining!

There are here just certain rules. Where I come, my rules count!

There all dances after my flute. That did not escape me, you egoist.

No one wants what have to do with them!

I want to have to do nothing with you. You go me all animal on the fur.

The chewing gum vending machine brooch here at the very most!

That was a gift. I custom no gifts.

And I thought for a short moment, you would be perhaps yet not so vile.

Rant

Au!

What is that for a lecherous cottage? What?

There over there, Ignaz! Yes!

Me after, lgnaz! I will delay the wild Tripper!

Down of me, you Depp! Run!

But... Lot!

On it with roar!

Attack.

Excuse me! Oh, yes, Ma'am?

Do you know what clocktime it is? Of course we know what time it is!

Sorry to interrupt you, old friend, but it's time to get the superfly!

What?

Now it sits in the trap, lgnaz! Really, or?

I hoe and take you the bucket! Now I must again so far up.

I join in that no longer long.

Not well!

Crap secret bouillon.

My spinal disks!

What should I make now? Do not let it escape, lgnaz!

Alas so. Yes, one moment.

Aha!

There it is! Hands highly. Fine mosquito!

What is happening now? Caution! Away there!

Please stop! You said, I should stop!

Forest master!

How late is it generally?

Shall we arrive today yet?

Woman mama, please, you stopped yet the navigation system in the forest!

Now erfrech becomes. One has that therefrom if one does not beat its children.

Turtelday!

Shit. We have had already for 20 minutes closing time!

Schwaiger! Schwaiger!

No! N0!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

No!

What is happening then now? Domination times, such a manure!

Sack cement! There is not that yet. Remain, please!

World record!

God greet you! I am it! Today morning is me in that...

A ldee come, that I would discuss gladly once with you.

Do you know rotted yet mine tooth, yes? What you would hold as a creator therefrom

Do if I set this torment an end and go simply into the water? What do you say?

I fall! No, do not fall!

Gib me your hand! I did not navigate it!

Come already! I must you yet what say! I meant that just now not so!

Really? Yes, very honestly!

I am sorry!

Oh Franz! What kind of surprise! Did therewith you not calculate, what?

Actually I wanted only one... Then I saw you!

Because above on the tower, how you have rumgeturtelt with it there!

Is this dress also of it, hm?

There you are yes, you monster!

Feldmarschall! The mixture!

I am equally back! Then I must smite it!

Nimm that!

Au.

Large God, you say yes nothing at all. Do you speak no longer with me, oderwas?

My toothaches are you totally equal. You or are now perhaps sour

Did because I hurl out my 12 colleagues without notice?

I do not know makes even, so what one. But it was simple too narrow in my bed.

Come out out of the tub! With you, I make short process!

I accused you your fur over the ears!

No, Franz! You make it anxiety! Go me out of the way, Lissi!

Out of it, a roll collar pullover becomes! But it is yet my friend!

Friend?

Yes, I know, Lissi! There!

Let God be thanks to, you received the letter.

Then you know yes, what happened. These lines are shocking.

I before never became so br�skiert!

But it concerns my feelings, Franz. How always it concerns only your feelings.

Your tooth cream tube. That you never close!

Let me dissuade! There! Now you show your true face!

How was I able to be only so blind? It is from!

What?

Yes. From and past! With this form, you broke me the heart!

If soon the telephone is invented, call me merely not on!

However...

But that is only the half letter! Alas, the devil should get you!

Egg, there I am again!

I totally forgot that! You, Moppelchen!

You brought along me yes a girl! What kind of garnet! Story super, you!

Therefore, across with the cuts. Thank you very much.

Moment! No! So that was not meant! That was yet only so a metaphor!

Egg, what kind of rat sharp roll! You, I must say, compliment!

The Sabber in the mouth converges me! What did I only do?

You, I please me like a cutlet! What did I only do?

Put, put, put, put, put!

Let... It loosely!

What is then? What should then that is?

That is that you do not get it!

They let in quiet! That has no one what done!

I conducted me always mies! I earned a place in the hell!

Therefore, nimm me! Here I am!

I find also that he behaved mies.

Now simply once the air at there below! The woman belongs to me, was discussed it!

I baked up extra my stove pipe free bubbles and my two horns!

The girl comes along! Wait yet once!

I have 'n better suggestion! You get not only the most beautiful woman of the world

Separate also 'ne foot fungus ointment and 'n washcloth with 'ner duck!

How? New game, new good fortune.

Pipe cover! I let me yet of you here not the show verhunzen, you!

that is yet an offer super! What do you want now already again?

Stop you out! You are only my echo! Lch have it however slowly satisfied.

I would want also once what may say! Must we discuss that now here?

Can we not discuss home?

please Mirw�rde that already very! The competition would make eyes.

Do you mean really? Well clearly!

Then two minutes consider to be the lid! Ok, the schaffich!

I am yes no bad Belzebub. Here the new deal is.

You must recognize the girl out of a group of three women!

Then you won and are redeemed its two.

Otherwise I get the girl, you, whom foot fungus ointment and the washcloth!

Agreed, can start! Then passport well up!

Hello!

That is yes easy!

Which pig would have it then gladly? So that not however was discussed!

Healed yet! lch give you a sand clock!

Time runs!

Bravo! I was shortly before that, to unite me with it and then come you therefore...

All and confuse! Rest! I must me really concentrate!

Lissi! Wackel yet with the tail! Wobble with the tail!

What is that for a stupid ldee? Do you have perhaps 'ne better ldee?

You make yet 'n suggestion! Well yes, therefore...

Bells ring

Natural! We need bells! What?

Yes! Do you have bells? Or horns? There I must look after once in the warehouse!

What do you make then? Pfui devil!

What that is then for a Verhau! And this musty stench!

There one must ventilate yet once! Oh my God! I am in the hell!

There the chamber hunter must once through! Sodoma and Gomorra!

I have one! Here therewith! It hurries!

What is that then? Field marshal!

Majesty! Distract the devil!

Ask no questions! Do it! We must act, the sand runs away.

To command, majesty!

Sabda didldidu, I am the field marshal!

Pollen!

Should that be witty?

Do so, I have what misses?

The humor there below wants us verarschen. Really? Can I see that also once?

Make that once again! Once again!

Once again! Once again! Once again! I hurl me away!

Now!

On goes it, press the horn, Lissi!

That is it! That is the Lissi!

What?

Chefim sky! You do not want to speak, let's make it very simply.

Fact is, drives the caries me into the insanity!

If I have therefore your blessing in order to go into the water

Then you give me now green light.

Shit!

shit! Find I also!

Franz?

Lissi?

Here all stands thereon, what I wrote you!

I canceled a puncture! What?

My God, I am yes such a zombie! How did I can only?

Please forgive me! Lissi, the puncture rescued our love.

The bureaucracy lives! Oh Franz!

Do Darfich you introduce, Franz? That is the Turteltag.

That is a beautiful name! Are we now correct friends?

I do not know to be sure how that goes. But it feels itself animal well.

Come!

I said grasp yet, nothing! We are now friends!

So, there I am again! And you are also there, dear Bussi!

You were well in the synchronized swimming. What do you make all in my booth?

Do you have a good glass insurance? What does the Tristan and the lsolde make?

Equal. I toothaches have me! Therefore it is always so sullen!

Snout, yes! Toothaches!

Against toothaches, I have what! There is nothing against toothaches.

That can now shortly a little pieksen!

So, now rinse out, please!

There!

Will goods. I you recommend, yes?

You know what just is noticeable me? You are a correctly sharp Luder!

Well therefore, now we have the mixture.

My dear Feldmarschall! Majesty!

With this you receive the emperor empire-humor-order in gold!

There you must cry yet not immediately!

The needle sticks so deeply my breast!

Mine love Lissi! For you, I have also a gift.

What is that? That is the last scream!

A ringtone from Hungary! You make me always so happily!

That is the largest joy for me!

Before pain, I nearly would have forgotten it! Postal service out of the Himalaja!

' 'Hall�chen, Elfenpop�chen! Well at home arrived.

I think often of you. Is 'n good feeling to have friends.

You must visit come me unconditionally once in the Himalaja.

On the photo sees me it with my new buddy!''

Show, Franz, the Turteltag found a new friend!

Now is actual all good!

That is so cool.

Finite!

Oh Sybille, how do you make that?

Straight ahead to that ' 'old man traffic' '! Rascal pricks again!

Legend once!

* Song ''Happy End'' *

I hurl me away.

* Song ' 'for it are you' ' *

* Song ''Winter'' *

Hello?

Hello?

Rest! I must concentrate!

We should turn slowly again! Franz, perhaps?

I cannot I custom a network! I could play yes the emperor!

I forgave you! I accused myself already once over!

Do Hey, Bully, you have current? At the sink. But do not ask so loudly!

Music from! Otherwise I depart! Apropos travel.

I br�uchte ask a taxi to the airport!

Why do I must with the tractor load? What?

We don't have to offer let that to ourselves. Wirfordern immediately an Up just!

They hear of our lawyer! You, Bully, I cannot that!

Drink helps! Sybille baby, I have now current!

I come! Only 'n tic softer, please!

You, Bully, I cannot notice believe me simply my text I

I custom 'n little more Feng Shui. Pass it to so, me!

I warned you! Who ate my pretzel?

Incomprehensible conversations

Rest!

Has someone called me? No!

Oh, I love this aggression!

I believe, I custom just now once 'n of correctly good...