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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,131 --> 00:00:34,622 Hyah. 2 00:00:49,782 --> 00:00:52,615 Hyah. 3 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:54,619 Hyah. 4 00:00:55,955 --> 00:00:57,889 We're behind schedule. 5 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:17,131 Hold it right here. 6 00:01:26,552 --> 00:01:29,885 It's a good thing you didn't tell us this is where you wanted to come. 7 00:01:29,955 --> 00:01:31,946 Why is that, toad boy? 8 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,983 Because we wouldn't have. This place is dangerous. 9 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:39,530 There's a legend. Four hundred years ago, 10 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:41,964 a ship stopped near here and left behind a treasure. 11 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:46,596 Must be a big treasure for someone to go to the end of the Earth to hide it. 12 00:01:46,672 --> 00:01:51,750 And for some gringo to go just as far to dig it up. Huh? 13 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,506 You're a smart boy, Miguel. 14 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:01,178 And because of that, I'm gonna let you have some of what we find. 15 00:02:01,253 --> 00:02:03,813 Ah, remember you say that. Oh, I will. 16 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,160 I'm gonna let it have a little of you too. 17 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,167 Right about here. 18 00:02:23,242 --> 00:02:25,472 Tell your men to start diggin' right here. 19 00:02:25,544 --> 00:02:28,120 The opening to the cavern's about two or three feet down. 20 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,605 A cavern? That's what the Indians say. 21 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:34,983 The men who came buried the treasure in a cavern. 22 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:55,504 You know, this thing doesn't look like a treasure chest, huh? 23 00:02:55,574 --> 00:02:57,872 Looks more like a casket. 24 00:02:57,943 --> 00:03:00,343 You're right again, amigo. 25 00:03:00,412 --> 00:03:04,371 And inside it is the most incredible treasure in the whole world. 26 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,577 Cut the straps. 27 00:03:10,589 --> 00:03:12,580 Come on. Open it up. 28 00:03:17,663 --> 00:03:20,826 What the fuck! 29 00:03:20,899 --> 00:03:24,300 Boys, meet Lilith. 30 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,669 That's it? That's your goddamn treasure? 31 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:33,508 You bet it is. This here is the most horrible woman the world has ever known. 32 00:03:33,579 --> 00:03:35,513 And she's all mine. 33 00:03:35,581 --> 00:03:38,311 You sick, pathetic, little piece of shit. 34 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:43,321 You drag us all the way to the end of the Earth for a fucking stiff? 35 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,357 ¡Vamonos! 36 00:03:45,424 --> 00:03:48,655 This ain't no ordinary stiff, my friends. 37 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:52,686 I've been looking for this little lady for ten long years. 38 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,790 I've searched the four corners of the Earth... 39 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,893 just to find her heart... 40 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,200 so I could give it back to her. 41 00:04:46,585 --> 00:04:48,985 Ahh. 42 00:04:52,691 --> 00:04:56,920 H-How are you doing that? 43 00:04:56,161 --> 00:04:58,254 What can I say, boys? 44 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:00,821 I know how to turn a woman on. 45 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:13,801 Damn. That's not supposed to happen. 46 00:05:17,282 --> 00:05:20,149 Wake up! 47 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:25,818 Wake up, you bitch! Shit! 48 00:05:25,891 --> 00:05:28,519 Wrap her up. We're taking her with us. 49 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,492 You sick piece of shit. 50 00:05:34,566 --> 00:05:38,662 ¡Jefe! ¡Jefe, mira aquí! ¡Ahora! ¡Aquí está! 51 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:42,833 - My God, blood. Blood. 52 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,582 Ay, madrecita. 53 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:07,395 Oh, mama! 54 00:06:07,466 --> 00:06:11,664 - Wh-What is that? - It's a vampire. 55 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,932 The mother of all vampires! 56 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,378 Come to me. 57 00:06:27,452 --> 00:06:30,421 No! No! 58 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:38,220 Chill, baby. 59 00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:45,896 - What is that? - You don't get to the movies too often, do ya? 60 00:06:45,971 --> 00:06:49,463 - "Movies"? - It's the only thing that keeps her in line. 61 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:54,274 The blood inside gives whoever possesses the key total power over Lilith. 62 00:06:54,346 --> 00:06:56,746 It doesn't matter where the key is. 63 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:58,908 In a pocket. 64 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:01,544 In a safe. 65 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:05,613 Or right in her face. 66 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:08,455 Isn't that right, sweetheart? 67 00:07:08,527 --> 00:07:13,590 - Hey, beautiful, if I give you one more, - What are you doing? 68 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:17,465 - You promise to behave? - Anything for you, lover. 69 00:07:17,536 --> 00:07:21,267 You son of a bitch. 70 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:33,244 Then she rips his face off, and she eats him! 71 00:07:35,921 --> 00:07:38,583 I-I know. It-It doesn't sound like all that much, 72 00:07:38,657 --> 00:07:41,956 but it'll do great business foreign. 73 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:44,495 And the cassette... Believe me. 74 00:07:44,563 --> 00:07:49,193 You know the last picture that I directed made a fortune. 75 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:52,704 I don't need to tell you what a piece of shit that was. 76 00:07:52,771 --> 00:07:57,300 No, you don't. I know what a piece of shit it was. 77 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:01,680 Jack! Jack. How are you? 78 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:04,513 Kudos to you, my friend, on your promotion. 79 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:08,178 We must do lunch. Must, must, must. 80 00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:12,480 What a schmuck that guy is. 81 00:08:12,557 --> 00:08:15,151 When I was still acting in motion pictures, 82 00:08:15,227 --> 00:08:17,252 I couldn't get him to call me back. 83 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:20,389 Not a single goddamn phone call! 84 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:24,231 Now, of course, he'd give his left nut to work with me. 85 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:27,795 And I'd give my left nut for this lunch to be over. 86 00:08:27,873 --> 00:08:32,742 Which brings me to why I've asked you here today. 87 00:08:32,811 --> 00:08:36,338 You and I have been friends for a long time. 88 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:41,710 Yes, yes. We have, haven't we? 89 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,585 Just as well you feel that way... 90 00:08:44,656 --> 00:08:48,854 because I don't think this tomb is big enough for the both of us. 91 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,320 Which is why I would like... 92 00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:57,796 to propose a friendly little competition. 93 00:08:57,869 --> 00:09:00,531 Winner take all. 94 00:09:00,605 --> 00:09:02,539 You're on, pal. 95 00:09:02,607 --> 00:09:05,906 One. Two. 96 00:09:05,977 --> 00:09:09,208 - Three! - My rock beats your scissors! 97 00:09:09,281 --> 00:09:12,216 Give me that hand. 98 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,782 That didn't hurt one bit. 99 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,794 You ready for round two? 100 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:26,262 Go for it! 101 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:28,629 Well, kiddies, 102 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:32,864 looks like your pal the Crypt Keeper's in for the fright of his life. 103 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:35,133 Um, I mean death. 104 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:38,734 Which is kind of like the man in tonight's tawdry tale. 105 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:42,211 He's about to meet the ghoul of his dreams... 106 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:47,183 in a nasty bit of scarnal knowledge I call... 107 00:09:47,819 --> 00:09:51,346 Bordello of Blood. 108 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:58,796 ...for all those who revere him the most, 109 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:03,563 who aren't afraid to say, "I walk with the Lord." 110 00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:07,662 That's why everyone here at the Current World Ministries has made the Lord's work... 111 00:10:07,739 --> 00:10:10,299 our number one priority. 112 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:12,343 We can't do this important work... 113 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:14,606 Without your generous donations. 114 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:16,613 So get out your checkbooks... 115 00:10:16,681 --> 00:10:20,515 and help wipe Satan's slimy hold from the face of mankind. 116 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,533 The Bible tells us... Caleb! 117 00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:47,935 Caleb! 118 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,947 Are you out of your mind? 119 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,740 Half the neighborhood can hear this music! 120 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:56,520 Well, I am very sorry. I must apologize. 121 00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:59,989 There! That's for the other half. 122 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,490 Would it kill you to be considerate for two seconds of your life? 123 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:05,824 Yeah, it probably would. 124 00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:09,890 Well, great. 125 00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:12,698 Keep it down. 126 00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:16,332 Thanks. I was going out anyway. 127 00:11:16,408 --> 00:11:18,672 Where are you going? You're my sister, 128 00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:21,750 not my parole officer. 129 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:24,172 A parole officer's exactly what you need. Fuck you. 130 00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:29,482 Caleb, look, don't go out looking for trouble, okay? Stay home. Please? 131 00:11:29,554 --> 00:11:34,184 Are you afraid that I'm gonna go out and have some fun, for God's sakes? 132 00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:38,218 I know what it is. You're afraid that maybe I'm gonna be sentenced to hell! 133 00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:42,270 Well, I got news for you, sister. I'm already in hell. 134 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:55,671 Shut up! You shut up. 135 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,614 Nice shot, dude. One more, we win. 136 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:08,625 Shit! What are you talking about? All right. 137 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:12,629 Hey, five bucks if you hit him in the nuts. Are you serious? 138 00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:15,630 - What? - Five bucks in the nuts, man. 139 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,260 - Hey, six bucks if you don't. - Six dollars? 140 00:12:17,335 --> 00:12:19,803 - We got six dollars over here. - Fuck that. Ten dollars. 141 00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:22,135 Ten fuckin' dollars. You got it. 142 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:25,472 - Sixteen dollars if you don't. - Sixteen dollars! 143 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,637 - That's 16. - Can you beat it? 144 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,646 Can you beat it? That's too rich, brother. 145 00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:33,411 - Looks like we got ourselves a bet. - Let's go. 146 00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:37,615 Stick him, baby. 147 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,919 Let's go, man. 148 00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:43,154 Son of a bitch! 149 00:12:43,228 --> 00:12:46,425 Sorry, dude. It slipped. 150 00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:49,524 Look at it this way, pal. At least they're paying for the beers. 151 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:51,535 My kids are gonna have holes in 'em. 152 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,401 I wish you boys would stop playing that game. It's disgusting. 153 00:12:54,472 --> 00:12:57,407 Why don't you just go out and get yourselves laid? 154 00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:59,773 That's not a bad idea. 155 00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:03,575 Louise, why don't you come over here and give me a little piece of what you got goin' on? 156 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:08,160 You're a little young for me, honey. 157 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:11,681 Why don't you come back when you grow some hair on your nuts, and we'll talk about it. 158 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:15,920 Oh, my. Why don't you come look at my nuts? They're very nice. 159 00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:20,931 Here's to getting laid, boys. Sooner or later. 160 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,364 Here's to gettin' laid sooner and later. 161 00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:30,664 Boys, I know a place... 162 00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:33,600 not too far from here... 163 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:38,380 where you can get the best goddamn piece of ass... 164 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,317 in the whole goddamn world. 165 00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,354 They got girls that'll do things... 166 00:13:43,421 --> 00:13:46,185 there aren't even names for. 167 00:13:46,257 --> 00:13:49,550 Why don't you get fucked? 168 00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:52,619 I'm talkin' about gettin' fucked so good... 169 00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:56,963 you might be able to crawl home three days later. 170 00:13:57,350 --> 00:14:00,129 Okay. Okay. Sounds pretty intense. All right, man? 171 00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:05,233 325 Bowmont. 172 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,972 Ask for the Cunningham... 173 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,604 wake! 174 00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:12,640 You crazy, bug-eyed motherfucker! 175 00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:15,845 You better walk away. I'll kick your ass, man. 176 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,287 Can you believe this asshole? He's insane, man. 177 00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:21,917 He's nuts. Yo, Caleb. 178 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:25,895 Where you goin', man? Where the fuck you think? The Cunningham wake. 179 00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,558 - What? - You pussies comin' or what? 180 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,101 No. N-No! 181 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:33,330 What are you doin', man? The guy's insane. 182 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,765 "McCutcheon Funeral Home"? 183 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,350 325 Bowmont. That's what the guy said. 184 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,608 You think there's a party going on inside? I don't know. 185 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:51,520 But if one member of the Addams Family opens the door, I'm outta here. 186 00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:59,355 Come on, try again. 187 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,599 Hello. 188 00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:06,500 Can I help you boys? 189 00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:10,769 - Okay. We're outta here. - I don't think so. 190 00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,969 Here for the Cunningham wake, are we? 191 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,755 Excuse me. 192 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:34,493 Nice place. You got about 10,000 termites holding hands here? 193 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:38,525 I hope you boys are ready to have fun. 194 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:45,702 Just the thought of all that naked flesh waiting for you. 195 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:49,406 I'd join you myself, but somebody has to watch the door. 196 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,745 Been so busy tonight. 197 00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:55,308 Yeah, looks like a packed house to me. 198 00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:57,320 Yeah. Come on, boys. 199 00:15:57,388 --> 00:15:59,948 Keep up, keep up. This guy's pretty fuckin' creepy. 200 00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:04,261 Oh, my God. 201 00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:07,264 It's a necrophiliac's wet dream. 202 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:10,495 Come on, boys. The girls are waiting. 203 00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:12,900 Girls. Girls. 204 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,496 Come on. Chop, chop. In you go. 205 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:18,700 You want us to get in the coffin? Yes. 206 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,169 You're outta your mind, old man. Yeah. 207 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:24,375 We were gonna take you up, but, uh, thanks, we've changed our minds. 208 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,644 Changed your minds? 209 00:16:26,718 --> 00:16:30,654 I'm afraid this is the only way out. Come along, boys. 210 00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:35,159 Get with the program. The party is this way. 211 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,200 You heard the man. Go ahead. Go ahead. 212 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,828 Come, come. Really. I insist. 213 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:46,359 No, I insist. Oh, man. 214 00:16:46,437 --> 00:16:48,769 I don't like this. 215 00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:54,542 Man, I must really be horny. Fuck. 216 00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:59,478 What a handsome couple you'll make. 217 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,519 Down! 218 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,645 It's dark! Let me out! Let me out of here! 219 00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:12,691 Let me out of here! 220 00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:16,598 Let me out! Let me out! This isn't funny! 221 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:29,443 Are we dead yet? 222 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:32,950 I think we died and went to heaven. 223 00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:36,545 Evening, boys. 224 00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:38,589 We've been waiting for you. 225 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:49,731 Come inside, boy. Yeah. 226 00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:52,634 Oh, my God. 227 00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:58,271 Holy shit. Wow. 228 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:03,905 This is deep. 229 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,951 Hi, boys. Hi, girl. 230 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:10,454 How would you like to take the skin express to Tuna Town? 231 00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:12,887 Well, how do I get myself a ticket? 232 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,883 Looks like you already got one. 233 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,895 It's a very small ticket. It's a short ride. 234 00:18:18,963 --> 00:18:20,897 It's a ticket. 235 00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:27,237 Hey, man. Kill her. 236 00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:32,507 I'm Patrice. 237 00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:37,810 I want it fast, and I want it dirty. I can do that. 238 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,625 Oh, baby, you're getting me so hot. 239 00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:53,255 Oh, I don't know what to do with myself. 240 00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:00,263 Oh, that's a great start. 241 00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:05,974 Oh, yeah. Um, do you want me to take off my clothes too? 242 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:11,539 Okay. You've got nice skin. 243 00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:13,641 Nice hair. 244 00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,709 Eh! 245 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,950 Nice blood. What the hell did you do that for? 246 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:23,187 'Cause I want to taste every last bit of you. 247 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:27,288 Um... okay. 248 00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:29,356 Do you mind if I cut in? 249 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,402 Who are you? The name's Lilith. 250 00:19:34,472 --> 00:19:39,500 I'm the boss. Didn't Tallulah explain how we work here? No. 251 00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:41,738 She gets you ready, 252 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,577 And then I finish you off. 253 00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:46,981 Oh. So... 254 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:48,814 are you ready? 255 00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:51,218 Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm ready. 256 00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:54,224 Come here and show me what you got. 257 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,283 Okay. 258 00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:17,404 Don't eat your heart out, baby. That's my job. 259 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:24,386 Wow, I guess I finally found a girl with a little something extra. 260 00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:41,928 So, what are your hobbies? 261 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:49,442 There's something I need to ask you about. Um... 262 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,950 My girls know better than to talk with their mouth full. 263 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,951 Whoa. 264 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:58,819 Two chicks. That's cool. 265 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,484 You care for a little deep throat? 266 00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,159 Deputy, you don't understand. 267 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:09,222 My brother's been gone for days. Ma'am, I understand just fine. 268 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,235 Right now, I'm up to my eyeballs in missing persons. 269 00:21:12,303 --> 00:21:14,237 I'll get to your brother... 270 00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:17,690 after I've gotten to all these cases first. 271 00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:19,132 I'm sorry. That could take forever. 272 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:22,509 - Ma'am, I'm sorry. - Fucking cops are unbelievable. 273 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:26,676 - Great. - Now that's just ridiculous. 274 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:29,948 A pretty lady like you being treated like that. 275 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:32,717 Excuse me? I'm sorry. I couldn't help overhearing. 276 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,624 My name is, uh, Rafe Guttman, Guttman Investigations. 277 00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:39,260 I specialize in missing persons. 278 00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:41,310 Can I get that back? 279 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,900 I'm savin' trees. Just doin' my part. 280 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,567 I have an office. Maybe you and I could go talk... 281 00:21:45,636 --> 00:21:47,570 Watch what you're doing, huh? Rafe Guttman. 282 00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:49,572 We could talk about this. Unless you want to stay here... 283 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,269 and let the A-Team get to your brother's case. 284 00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:56,740 I've had a few run-ins with the cops myself, Miss... 285 00:21:56,147 --> 00:21:58,672 I didn't catch your name. Verdoux, Katherine. 286 00:21:58,749 --> 00:22:00,910 Look, Mr. Guttman... Call me Katherine. 287 00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:03,783 I'm not sure that I'm ready to hire someone right now. 288 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:07,154 What are you waiting for? Every minute you delay, it's harder to find your brother. 289 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,352 You gotta trust me. I'm an expert. 290 00:22:09,427 --> 00:22:11,361 Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to talk. 291 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:14,159 Of course it wouldn't. And I'll be gentle. 292 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:15,995 And, you know, I can't believe it, 293 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,297 but I'm actually going to ask a woman this: 294 00:22:18,369 --> 00:22:21,202 Uh, haven't I met you somewhere before? 295 00:22:21,272 --> 00:22:24,537 Must be my imagination. 296 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,702 Well, anyway, we're here. 297 00:22:26,777 --> 00:22:30,144 And I know you're already feeling a little bit better about me, aren't you? 298 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:36,820 Why don't you plunk it down right over there? 299 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,150 So tell me about your brother. 300 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,456 We had a fight. He went out, and he never came back. 301 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,427 That's one hell of a tiff. 302 00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:48,659 That sort of stuff happen all the time? We argue a lot. 303 00:22:48,733 --> 00:22:52,931 Then he goes out, gets drunk with his friends, and usually he comes home. 304 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,290 Yeah, not this time. 305 00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:57,734 I'll tell ya what, I'm gonna need the names of those friends. 306 00:22:57,808 --> 00:23:00,140 I'm gonna need some phone numbers, some addresses. 307 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:03,612 Maybe a photo, charcoal rendering. You got anything like that? 308 00:23:03,681 --> 00:23:07,481 Yeah, I did bring a picture with me. 309 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:20,456 - What are you lookin' at? - Uh, your clutch. I'm a purse freak. 310 00:23:20,531 --> 00:23:24,558 I'm looking at you. I swear to God I know you. We've never met? 311 00:23:24,635 --> 00:23:28,200 I don't think so. 312 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,650 Well, you know something, dearie, if it's any consolation to you, 313 00:23:32,143 --> 00:23:34,770 you're just not my type. 314 00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:36,306 That is comforting. Believe me. 315 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:41,750 Can I get you something? Maybe a cookie, popcorn, a little Prozac, dear? 316 00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:43,480 I'm fine. 317 00:23:43,554 --> 00:23:46,648 So this is your brother. Jesus Christ. 318 00:23:46,724 --> 00:23:50,490 Wow. Same parents? 319 00:23:50,561 --> 00:23:53,860 - Can I keep this? - Yeah, I suppose so. 320 00:23:53,164 --> 00:23:54,825 I might have to wear this in a locket. 321 00:23:54,899 --> 00:23:58,801 How much is this gonna cost me? A hundred and fifty a day, plus expenses. 322 00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:01,633 Now I know I made a mistake. No, come on. 323 00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:03,606 Don't club me with the dramatics. 324 00:24:03,674 --> 00:24:08,770 I've got a half-price sale this week on missing brothers. How's that? 325 00:24:08,145 --> 00:24:10,613 Okay. 326 00:24:10,681 --> 00:24:13,810 One sec. 327 00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:16,278 Hello. Guttman Investigations. You've got Guttman. 328 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,618 What the fuck are you doing calling me here? 329 00:24:18,689 --> 00:24:22,125 For Christ's sake, what do you want now? 330 00:24:22,193 --> 00:24:26,857 You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality. 331 00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:30,367 I'm not hiding out on you! Business has been dreck! 332 00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:33,767 I don't care what your slimebag lawyer says, I'm not holding out on you! 333 00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:36,306 Don't you get it? You cleaned me out. 334 00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:38,433 You're a high colonic in a dress! What a sleaze. 335 00:24:38,509 --> 00:24:41,273 I gotta go. Fuck you. 336 00:24:41,345 --> 00:24:43,506 Hey, where you goin'? Somethin' spook you? 337 00:24:43,581 --> 00:24:46,607 No, I'm fine. Don't worry. I will pay you for your time. 338 00:24:46,684 --> 00:24:49,517 I don't want paid for my time. I want paid for helping you. 339 00:24:49,587 --> 00:24:53,546 Like it or not, Katherine, I'm all you've got. 340 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,855 I'm gonna win this one for you, honey. 341 00:24:56,927 --> 00:24:58,861 And you. 342 00:24:58,929 --> 00:25:03,298 You just couldn't possibly get any cooler, could you? 343 00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:05,301 Excuse me? 344 00:25:05,369 --> 00:25:08,202 I am Rafe Guttman. 345 00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:10,297 Guttman Investigations. 346 00:25:10,374 --> 00:25:13,639 There's my card. 347 00:25:13,711 --> 00:25:16,145 Nice card, Rafe. 348 00:25:17,281 --> 00:25:20,910 Let me give you a hand with your card, Rafe. All right. 349 00:25:20,985 --> 00:25:25,547 Let me put that there for ya. I'm considering the gauntlet officially thrown, friend. 350 00:25:25,623 --> 00:25:28,353 Yeah. Listen, uh, you're Zeke, aren't you? 351 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:31,657 I'm Zeke. Zeke, I'm looking for your friend, Caleb. 352 00:25:31,729 --> 00:25:35,859 You seen him? I don't know anyone named Caleb, Rafe. 353 00:25:35,933 --> 00:25:39,596 You don't know shot selection either. You really gonna do that? 354 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:42,730 You really thinking of that? You're gonna pot the cue ball, man. 355 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:47,244 Why don't you go to hell. Why don't I get out of the way of the shrapnel. 356 00:25:50,481 --> 00:25:53,600 Goddamn it! What did I tell ya? 357 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,984 What's happening, Tonto? 358 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,350 Your shot. 359 00:25:57,421 --> 00:26:00,879 Are you still here, man? I'm still here, and that cue ball's still potted. 360 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:04,257 I see you boys both have a nose thing. 361 00:26:04,328 --> 00:26:06,558 Maybe you watch a little too much QVC, huh? 362 00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:08,894 That's quick. Fuck you. 363 00:26:08,966 --> 00:26:11,264 Consider me fucked. 364 00:26:13,704 --> 00:26:19,301 What's next on the shit shot agenda here for Zeke? You cannot be serious. 365 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:21,402 Really, you should think about putting the three in the... Look. 366 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,573 - I don't know where Caleb is, all right? - Uh-huh. 367 00:26:24,648 --> 00:26:27,811 - Him and Reggie, they went off to get laid. - Long trip. 368 00:26:27,885 --> 00:26:29,876 Why don't you get the fuck outta my face, tiger? 369 00:26:29,954 --> 00:26:33,754 I'm there for you, Zekey. What about you, Stephen Hawking? 370 00:26:33,824 --> 00:26:35,792 You seen Caleb? You seen his girlfriend? 371 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,522 He ain't got no girlfriend. No. 372 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:42,999 They went to a whorehouse. Oh, you like whorehouses, don't ya? 373 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:46,298 At this point in your life, you're pretty much at peace with having to pay for it. 374 00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:48,395 Hey, you got an address on that whorehouse? 375 00:26:48,472 --> 00:26:52,966 Um, Bowmont, I think. Bowmont? You got a number for me? 376 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:56,171 Come on, squeeze it out. 377 00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:59,580 325. 378 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:01,743 You are making such progress. 379 00:27:01,819 --> 00:27:05,186 I'm gonna get Nurse Ratched to notch back on your dosage. 380 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:09,420 This is real cute. I hate to break it up, but I wanna play some pool here. 381 00:27:09,493 --> 00:27:11,791 Shot number three. Uh-huh. 382 00:27:11,862 --> 00:27:14,194 - I don't know, man. - Fuck off! 383 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:18,167 I'm telling you, man, that's a bad, bad angle. 384 00:27:18,235 --> 00:27:20,760 Oh! Oh, asshole! Jeez! 385 00:27:20,838 --> 00:27:22,772 Six-pack in the side cleavage. 386 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,138 You know what? Step outside. 387 00:27:25,209 --> 00:27:27,302 You know, Zeke, not right now. 388 00:27:27,378 --> 00:27:29,471 Just not in the mood for a blow job. 389 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,515 I gotta rock, kids. 390 00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:44,153 Oh, Mrs. Johnson, you were robust, vital. 391 00:27:44,228 --> 00:27:46,992 That's the Mrs. Johnson I'll remember. 392 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,832 Before the horrid ravaging reduced her to the frail, 393 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:56,339 the emaciated, worm-eaten thing... 394 00:27:56,407 --> 00:27:58,841 that she became. It's so fuckin' bright in here. 395 00:27:58,909 --> 00:28:01,173 Why do they need the lights on? Let us pay tribute to the Mrs. Johnson... 396 00:28:01,245 --> 00:28:05,113 we all knew and loved. 397 00:28:11,155 --> 00:28:13,623 She was a good woman. 398 00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:16,785 Good. 399 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,829 A good three of them. 400 00:28:18,896 --> 00:28:21,626 We shall always remember her... 401 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:25,328 As a heavy weight in our hearts. 402 00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:34,106 Internment will follow at the Mount Hope Cemetery... 403 00:28:34,178 --> 00:28:36,305 in Hemmingford. 404 00:28:44,221 --> 00:28:46,917 Wow. 405 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,289 She was a heavyweight. 406 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,498 Be a friend to Jesus. 407 00:28:54,565 --> 00:28:57,363 It's good to have the Lord as your friend. 408 00:28:57,434 --> 00:29:01,564 God's light shines down upon us all. 409 00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:06,990 That's why I say, "It's a beautiful day, isn't it?" 410 00:29:06,176 --> 00:29:09,111 I don't mean just 'cause it's sunny. 411 00:29:09,179 --> 00:29:15,490 I mean... it is... a beautiful day! 412 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,191 My friends, 413 00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:24,284 a little while ago I promised you all... 414 00:29:24,361 --> 00:29:27,353 that we would change the world. 415 00:29:27,431 --> 00:29:29,422 Yes, that we... 416 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,832 would make it ready for the judgment day. 417 00:29:31,902 --> 00:29:33,836 'Cause it's coming. 418 00:29:33,904 --> 00:29:37,169 That's right. Yes. 419 00:29:37,241 --> 00:29:39,607 Yes! 420 00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:42,840 It's coming! Yes, it is! 421 00:29:42,913 --> 00:29:46,700 That's right. Yes! 422 00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,170 It's coming soon. Hallelujah! 423 00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:50,519 Well, now I can tell you all... 424 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:53,682 that the final battle is upon us, 425 00:29:53,757 --> 00:29:58,820 that the assault on sin itself has begun. 426 00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:10,638 And when the smoke clears, 427 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:14,700 is there a doubt in any of your minds who... 428 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,376 will be the victor? 429 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:20,178 Yeah! Testify! 430 00:30:32,763 --> 00:30:34,822 And you... Do it, Jimmy! 431 00:30:34,898 --> 00:30:37,366 You good people. 432 00:30:37,434 --> 00:30:41,996 You, who are the guts and the organs... 433 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,371 and the heart of the Jimmy Current World Ministry, 434 00:30:45,442 --> 00:30:47,376 you praise Him! 435 00:30:47,444 --> 00:30:53,314 You will be the ones who will lead the rest of the Lord's children to glory! 436 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:57,184 - Glory! - That's right! I said glory! 437 00:30:57,254 --> 00:30:58,983 Glory! Praise Him! 438 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,389 Yes! I said, "Glory!" Glory! 439 00:31:08,232 --> 00:31:10,757 Thanks, boys. 440 00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:12,893 That was amazing, J.C. 441 00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:15,268 Thank you, darlin'. Bless you. Reverend? 442 00:31:15,339 --> 00:31:17,500 I have those construction plans for you to see. 443 00:31:17,574 --> 00:31:20,168 Brother Vincent, I'll look at them in my office. 444 00:31:20,244 --> 00:31:22,178 And you tell that TelePrompTer operator, 445 00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:24,544 he loses me again, I'm gonna fire his butt. 446 00:31:24,615 --> 00:31:26,583 Lord bless you and keep you. 447 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:29,346 Lord bless you and keep you. You got some figures for me? Yes, I do. 448 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:32,856 For under $5 million, we can have a Lord's Shopping Network on air by the end of the year. 449 00:31:32,923 --> 00:31:35,517 I will have all the product tie-ins for you by next week. 450 00:31:35,592 --> 00:31:37,560 That's incredible, Katherine. You're incredible. 451 00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:39,950 Thank you. 452 00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:40,790 Katherine. Hi. 453 00:31:40,864 --> 00:31:44,610 This is Rafe Guttman. He's the man I hired... 454 00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:46,932 to help me find my brother. Have you found him yet? 455 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,234 Sorry, Rev, I'm on her dime, not yours. 456 00:31:49,306 --> 00:31:52,360 Oh, I don't have any secrets from J.C. It's fine. 457 00:31:52,109 --> 00:31:56,450 That's all right. I got a ton of work on my desk. 458 00:31:56,113 --> 00:31:58,411 Good to meet you, Mr. Gutten. 459 00:31:58,482 --> 00:32:02,748 Well, he just radiates a Christlike glow, doesn't he? 460 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,152 Nice place, Katherine. 461 00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:08,749 Sort of like Superman's dad's joint on Krypton. 462 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,987 Mr. Guttman, have you found my brother yet? 463 00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:13,495 I haven't made contact, 464 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:15,828 but I did get a lead on him. 465 00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:19,835 He and a friend of his evidently went to a local whorehouse. 466 00:32:19,903 --> 00:32:24,499 - A whorehouse? - A house inhabited by whores. 467 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,239 Okay. Well, I figured it would be something like that. 468 00:32:29,313 --> 00:32:32,339 Thank you for your time. My checkbook's in my office. 469 00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:34,179 I'll be right back. 470 00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:37,152 You know, I've not nearly finished my investigation. 471 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:41,123 If that's where he is, I'd rather not know about it. 472 00:32:44,661 --> 00:32:48,280 What is it with these religiosos that makes 'em so uptight? 473 00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:52,694 That's a shame too 'cause she was hot. Really hot. 474 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:57,207 As women of God go, she was ungodly. 475 00:32:57,274 --> 00:32:59,538 You could always convert. 476 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:04,980 No, man. That old-time religion and sex just don't mix. 477 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,983 Unless, of course, you're a Catholic priest. 478 00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:10,190 Sex. 479 00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:13,485 You lookin' for sex? 480 00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:20,694 Well, Hop along chimin' in over there. 481 00:33:20,764 --> 00:33:25,394 I might be. But throw a Bic lighter on that burger first. 482 00:33:25,469 --> 00:33:27,403 It's still mooin'. 483 00:33:27,471 --> 00:33:30,406 Didn't I see you at the funeral today? 484 00:33:30,474 --> 00:33:35,741 I know a place not too far from here... 485 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:40,512 where you can get the best goddamn piece of ass... 486 00:33:40,584 --> 00:33:43,849 in the whole goddamn world. 487 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:48,153 They got girls that'll do things there aren't even names for. 488 00:33:48,225 --> 00:33:53,600 You know, you make it sound really enticing. 489 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:57,533 325 Bowmont. 490 00:33:57,601 --> 00:34:01,370 Ask for the Cunningham wake. 491 00:34:01,104 --> 00:34:05,939 All right. Thank you. You loosen that headband, okay? 492 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,968 Oh, you look very lovely tonight, Mrs. Factor. 493 00:34:10,470 --> 00:34:13,608 We're going to have some wild games tonight. 494 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:16,482 And I want you to know something, Mrs. Factor. 495 00:34:16,553 --> 00:34:21,581 I'm very proud and happy to have you on my slab. 496 00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:51,349 Whoo! 497 00:35:10,207 --> 00:35:13,643 Lovely perfume. 498 00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:17,476 Who is that? 499 00:35:22,986 --> 00:35:27,252 - Yes? - I'm here for the Cunningham wake. 500 00:35:27,324 --> 00:35:29,918 I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow. 501 00:35:29,993 --> 00:35:33,429 I, uh, really must pay my respects right now. 502 00:35:33,497 --> 00:35:37,934 Then I suggest you come back tomorrow. Maybe you don't understand me. 503 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:42,995 - I'm feeling excruciatingly sad. - I'm so sorry. 504 00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:47,669 If I don't grieve right now, maybe even grieve two or three times, 505 00:35:47,744 --> 00:35:49,803 I'm gonna go out of my mind, okay? 506 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,371 I suggest that you go mourn... 507 00:35:52,449 --> 00:35:57,110 somewhere in private with a box of tissues. 508 00:36:34,324 --> 00:36:38,852 What else did Vincent tell you? He told me that you took good care of the girls... 509 00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:41,261 and that you offer some kind of benefits. 510 00:36:41,331 --> 00:36:43,265 Is that true? 511 00:36:53,243 --> 00:36:56,178 There's never any peace. 512 00:37:00,917 --> 00:37:03,943 Hi, I'm here... The wake is closed tonight, you little shit. 513 00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:06,114 Come back tomorrow. But... But I... 514 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:19,563 I'm coming to you, Mrs. Factor. 515 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:35,485 McCutcheon! 516 00:37:41,725 --> 00:37:44,421 McCutcheon? 517 00:38:04,981 --> 00:38:07,950 Ooh! Deadly. 518 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,145 McCutcheon! 519 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:19,291 Wow. Hey, guys, lookin' for a scalpel for a friend's birthday present. 520 00:38:19,362 --> 00:38:23,128 Seen a salesperson? No? Okay. 521 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,636 Stealin' from the dead, huh? 522 00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:30,133 What the hell? 523 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,137 So we have our sunrise symbolizing faith... 524 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,477 and the dove symbolizing good value. 525 00:38:38,548 --> 00:38:42,814 Of course, once we animate it, the dove will appear to fly straight into camera. 526 00:38:42,886 --> 00:38:44,820 I like it. 527 00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:47,652 It's simple, clean. 528 00:38:47,724 --> 00:38:51,990 And tasteful. Don't forget tasteful. 529 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:56,550 Sorry to disturb you, but I have something you should see. 530 00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:59,000 I thought you said Mr. Guttman had finished his investigation. 531 00:38:59,690 --> 00:39:01,300 He has finished. Mr. Guttman... 532 00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:05,269 Mr. Guttman... your job is done. 533 00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:07,276 Now, if you don't leave, 534 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:09,574 I'll be forced to have you removed. 535 00:39:09,646 --> 00:39:14,490 Fine. Katherine, you should really take a look at that. 536 00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:18,652 Take care, you two. 537 00:39:18,722 --> 00:39:20,622 Mr. Guttman. 538 00:39:20,690 --> 00:39:23,625 Yes, Miss Verdoux? Where did you find this? 539 00:39:23,693 --> 00:39:26,253 I found that at the McCutcheon Mortuary, 540 00:39:26,329 --> 00:39:28,797 which also happens to be the McCutcheon Brothel, 541 00:39:28,865 --> 00:39:33,632 where young men gather to get stiff amongst the stiffs. 542 00:39:33,703 --> 00:39:37,366 Unfortunately, most of them end up getting ripped off or even worse. 543 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,308 Why am I telling you that for? Like you care. 544 00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:43,312 Are you sure about this? 545 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:45,473 Maybe we should call the police. "We"? 546 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:47,949 Oh, I'm back on the team now. 547 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,612 Christ, you're so nervous. You gotta listen to me. 548 00:39:50,687 --> 00:39:53,656 I'm gonna try to be as discreet as I can, all right? 549 00:39:53,723 --> 00:39:58,183 As far as going to the police, until we have something solid, that's a mistake. 550 00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:00,729 I'm staking out the mortuary tonight. 551 00:40:00,797 --> 00:40:02,856 You have to trust me, okay? 552 00:40:12,409 --> 00:40:15,378 Hey! Hey! Captain Moped, wait up! 553 00:40:18,248 --> 00:40:21,183 Hey, hey, what's happenin', wild thing? 554 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:24,516 You're lookin' cool tonight. You must know Mickey Rourke. 555 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:27,220 Mind if I ask you a few questions? Here's my card. 556 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:31,830 My name is Rafe Guttman. I'm-I'm out of cards. 557 00:40:36,933 --> 00:40:40,334 Oh. Here to try your luck again? 558 00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:44,237 I've got good news for you, but I'm afraid there's only room for one. 559 00:40:44,307 --> 00:40:46,241 This way, young man. Sorry, kid. 560 00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:48,140 Hey, wait a second! 561 00:40:48,211 --> 00:40:50,202 You'll wait right here. You got me? 562 00:40:55,452 --> 00:41:00,412 So this is my pathway to paradise, huh? Oh, yes. 563 00:41:00,490 --> 00:41:04,824 And the girls are waiting for you. Ah, the girls. 564 00:41:04,894 --> 00:41:07,658 Let them eat a guy named Cake. 565 00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:12,498 They also like crumpet too. 566 00:41:37,927 --> 00:41:40,521 Guess where you've just landed, lover? 567 00:41:40,597 --> 00:41:43,828 Uh, Larry Flynt's id? 568 00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:54,702 Vegetarian. Another vegetarian. 569 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,712 I hate vegetarians. 570 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:59,440 Here, baby, this Bud's for you. 571 00:41:59,115 --> 00:42:02,516 Mm-hmm. Yummy. 572 00:42:05,722 --> 00:42:10,352 We have a little problem upstairs, I'm afraid. 573 00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:30,512 Mr. Jenkins... 574 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,844 I understand you have a problem. 575 00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:36,511 I can't take it anymore. Well, have you been wearing sun block? 576 00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:39,453 You know the sun is very hard on undead skin. 577 00:42:39,522 --> 00:42:42,787 And you're not even fully undead yet. It's a process. 578 00:42:42,859 --> 00:42:47,387 I don't care what it is. It hurts. Men. 579 00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:50,920 Such big babies. 580 00:42:52,802 --> 00:42:56,670 Yeah, I just love a man who gives you head... 581 00:42:56,139 --> 00:42:58,801 and lets you keep it. 582 00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:08,477 Lucy, I'm home. 583 00:43:08,551 --> 00:43:10,644 Tammy, I love what you've done with it. 584 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,553 Maybe I would hang a picture of dogs playing poker over there. 585 00:43:13,623 --> 00:43:15,523 But that would be my only quibble. 586 00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:19,995 Take off your clothes, worm. What's that? 587 00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:21,997 Medieval foreplay? 588 00:43:22,650 --> 00:43:24,829 Tamara, maybe I'm a traditionalist, 589 00:43:24,901 --> 00:43:28,997 but I've always thought it should be ladies before worms. 590 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,165 So... you first. 591 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,911 You are not gonna believe this, 592 00:43:37,981 --> 00:43:40,600 but I almost wore that tonight. 593 00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:44,782 Wouldn't we have been mortified? Now it's your turn. 594 00:43:44,854 --> 00:43:46,685 All right. 595 00:43:46,756 --> 00:43:49,623 Leave your shirt on! 596 00:43:49,692 --> 00:43:52,786 A little early to be repulsed, isn't it? 597 00:43:52,862 --> 00:43:54,853 I thought it was a cross. 598 00:43:54,931 --> 00:43:57,126 Let me take it off. 599 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,350 Be gentle. I used to be a virgin... I think. 600 00:44:02,105 --> 00:44:04,130 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 601 00:44:04,207 --> 00:44:08,541 Take it easy. Easy. 602 00:44:08,611 --> 00:44:10,636 Pull back on the stick, Amelia. 603 00:44:10,713 --> 00:44:13,477 You know, the weave isn't even paid for yet. 604 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:17,646 Now, what about this funky little Barcalounger? Break this down for me. 605 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:22,157 Well, first I'd strap in one hand. Yeah? Like this? 606 00:44:22,225 --> 00:44:24,386 Yeah. Then... 607 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,328 I presume, the other hand goes there. 608 00:44:27,397 --> 00:44:29,126 Right? You comfy? Uh-huh. 609 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:32,396 Mm-hmm. 610 00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:36,701 I hate to be a painful party pooper, but I gotta split, okay? 611 00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:38,673 You have been a super little host. 612 00:44:38,741 --> 00:44:42,199 You bastard! 613 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,707 Huh. There's always something going on. 614 00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:37,530 Men. Always leaving something behind. 615 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,340 I really am sorry. Mmm. 616 00:45:40,103 --> 00:45:42,731 I don't know what happened. 617 00:45:42,805 --> 00:45:45,638 One minute I thought I had him, and the next... 618 00:45:51,114 --> 00:45:55,210 I knew it. It's one in a million. 619 00:45:55,285 --> 00:45:57,845 Very rare, this blood type. 620 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:03,154 And I haven't tasted that since... Ivan the Terrible. 621 00:46:03,226 --> 00:46:05,456 That was four centuries ago. 622 00:46:05,528 --> 00:46:08,530 Hmm. Mmm. 623 00:46:08,131 --> 00:46:11,225 Oh, we gotta keep him alive. 624 00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:27,512 Who the hell are you? The name's Lilith. 625 00:46:29,552 --> 00:46:32,316 You left this behind. 626 00:46:32,388 --> 00:46:34,982 It's not very nice to leave a girl hanging like that. 627 00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:38,425 I'll have to apologize next time I see her. 628 00:46:38,494 --> 00:46:41,156 I didn't mean her. 629 00:46:41,230 --> 00:46:43,994 I meant me. 630 00:46:44,670 --> 00:46:46,297 You know, I saw you back at the house. 631 00:46:46,369 --> 00:46:48,997 And when I did, I knew you were special. 632 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,700 I'll bet you say that to all the boys. 633 00:46:51,774 --> 00:46:53,708 Yeah, but with you I mean it. 634 00:46:53,776 --> 00:46:57,803 Listen, uh, Lilith, I'm reasonably sure... 635 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,815 you're the type of woman who's never heard the expression "half-cocked," 636 00:47:00,883 --> 00:47:04,649 but that is exactly what this gun is, and I swear I'll use it. 637 00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:09,556 You wouldn't shoot these, now would you? 638 00:47:09,626 --> 00:47:14,859 Go on. You can touch 'em. I'll let you. 639 00:47:14,931 --> 00:47:19,163 I'm not gonna tell you those aren't the breasts of the century, 640 00:47:19,235 --> 00:47:21,703 but I'm just not diggin' the owner. 641 00:47:21,771 --> 00:47:25,138 So why don't you put those away? You're not my type. 642 00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:27,199 So what is your type? 643 00:47:27,276 --> 00:47:30,211 Don't tell me. Let me guess. 644 00:47:30,279 --> 00:47:33,373 Two, four, six, eight! 645 00:47:33,449 --> 00:47:35,917 You can watch me masturbate! 646 00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:41,653 Getting warmer? No? 647 00:47:43,559 --> 00:47:47,154 Mmm, then how about something... like this? 648 00:47:47,230 --> 00:47:49,425 Ooh. 649 00:47:52,235 --> 00:47:55,534 Ooh. 650 00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:04,390 Can I tell you something, Rafe? Yeah. 651 00:48:04,113 --> 00:48:06,775 When you were looking at me before, 652 00:48:06,849 --> 00:48:09,443 Mm-hmm. I liked it. 653 00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:12,283 I can't stop thinking about you. 654 00:48:12,355 --> 00:48:15,290 I can be just like her if that's what you want. 655 00:48:15,358 --> 00:48:18,225 I'd do anything for you, lover. Rafe? Hello? 656 00:48:19,696 --> 00:48:22,392 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 657 00:48:22,465 --> 00:48:26,299 Katherine. Forget it, Rafe. I'm going to the cops. 658 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:28,933 How do I know it's a whorehouse? 659 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,974 - I was there. How's that? - Isn't that interesting. 660 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:37,479 As I recall, your private investigator's license was suspended almost a year ago. 661 00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,538 Were you aware of that, ma'am? 662 00:48:39,615 --> 00:48:42,812 - No... I wasn't. - Well, thank you. 663 00:48:42,885 --> 00:48:47,379 And could you possibly get just a little of that fuckin' stew inside your head? 664 00:48:47,457 --> 00:48:50,153 Huh? Could we shoot for that? 665 00:48:50,226 --> 00:48:55,391 It's a license. It's paper. It doesn't matter. Come on. 666 00:48:55,465 --> 00:48:58,901 And the check for your license renewal bounced. 667 00:48:58,968 --> 00:49:01,960 For Christ's sake, man, there are people dying! 668 00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:05,405 Isn't that more important than my secretarial skills? 669 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:07,375 I didn't even know her when I went there! 670 00:49:07,443 --> 00:49:10,344 I was there as an everyday, horny citizen, all right? 671 00:49:10,413 --> 00:49:13,678 - Did you give this man money? - You're fuckin' clueless. 672 00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:18,449 Hmm. Well, seems to me... 673 00:49:18,521 --> 00:49:21,810 the only person I should be throwin' in jail is you. 674 00:49:21,157 --> 00:49:24,456 Listen to me, shit-for-brains... Excuse me. 675 00:49:24,527 --> 00:49:28,361 Deputy, I don't know what to believe at this point. 676 00:49:28,431 --> 00:49:31,491 I know that you have a lot of cases ahead of mine, 677 00:49:31,567 --> 00:49:36,950 but Mr. Guttman did find this at the mortuary. 678 00:49:36,172 --> 00:49:38,333 It's my brother's. Hmm. 679 00:49:38,407 --> 00:49:41,100 Try not to eat it, Mongo. 680 00:49:44,547 --> 00:49:48,142 I apologize for gettin' you out of bed at this hour. That's okay, officer. 681 00:49:48,217 --> 00:49:51,311 What exactly was it the gentleman said happened here? 682 00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:54,322 Don't give me that shit, Karloff. 683 00:49:58,728 --> 00:50:00,662 What'd I tell you, kids? 684 00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:03,665 Right there. A coffin. Uh-huh. 685 00:50:03,733 --> 00:50:06,293 It's pretty suspicious for a mortuary. 686 00:50:06,369 --> 00:50:08,337 Noonan, you don't wear irony very well. 687 00:50:08,404 --> 00:50:10,463 Why don't you leave that to the big boys? 688 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:14,237 Now watch what happens when I pull this. Watch this. 689 00:50:14,310 --> 00:50:18,872 You stupid son of a bitch! What the hell do you think you're doing? 690 00:50:18,948 --> 00:50:23,900 What happens, Barney Fife, is the conveyor belt goes all the way through the fire, 691 00:50:23,850 --> 00:50:25,679 empties out into a room down in the basement. 692 00:50:25,755 --> 00:50:29,486 My God, that coffin cost me more than a thousand dollars. 693 00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:32,187 Look at little Olivier! 694 00:50:32,261 --> 00:50:34,354 You are so utterly full of shit. 695 00:50:34,430 --> 00:50:37,661 Uh-huh. Careful you don't burn yourself on it now. 696 00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:41,362 I'm sorry to have bothered you. That's all right, officer. 697 00:50:41,437 --> 00:50:44,201 Noonan, come on. This is the entrance to the whorehouse. 698 00:50:44,273 --> 00:50:47,709 They knew I was comin' back so they changed it. They're gaslighting me. 699 00:50:47,777 --> 00:50:50,371 Why the hell should I want you to come back? 700 00:50:50,446 --> 00:50:53,210 We've already thrown you out of the parking lot tonight. 701 00:50:53,282 --> 00:50:55,876 He was carrying on with some woman in his car. 702 00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:57,852 Disgusting! 703 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,830 The two of them stoned out of their minds. You're a goddamn liar. 704 00:51:01,157 --> 00:51:04,752 Ow! Ow! Don't you dare take the Lord's name in vain! 705 00:51:04,827 --> 00:51:08,194 You were with a woman tonight and have been drinking. We can all smell it. 706 00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:14,494 - Katherine... - You know, you almost had me believing you. 707 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:17,950 It would have served me right for getting involved with a liar. 708 00:51:18,174 --> 00:51:20,734 And a fornicator. 709 00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:23,278 And an asshole. 710 00:51:23,346 --> 00:51:25,314 But a charming asshole! 711 00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,776 Hmm. Nice butt. 712 00:51:29,852 --> 00:51:34,687 - You want me to finish him? - No, I don't think he'll bother us anymore. 713 00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:37,692 Besides, you and me have to talk. About what? 714 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,194 Our future, without the reverend. 715 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,198 If I were in charge here, we'd have lots more fun. 716 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:46,997 You can't tell me you're having fun working for the rev. 717 00:51:47,690 --> 00:51:50,903 Plus, we're making so much money selling the cars. 718 00:51:50,973 --> 00:51:53,737 Seems a shame to give it to charity when we could... 719 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:56,573 give it to someone more deserving. 720 00:51:56,646 --> 00:52:01,310 I'll make it happen if you give me the key. 721 00:52:01,384 --> 00:52:04,876 - How are things? - Good. Good. 722 00:52:04,954 --> 00:52:08,117 The girls are killing sinners by the truckload. 723 00:52:08,190 --> 00:52:10,988 The more... 724 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,187 The merrier. 725 00:52:14,397 --> 00:52:20,302 J.C., I'd like to talk to you about what I'm getting from this bordello thing. 726 00:52:20,369 --> 00:52:24,863 Brother Vincent, we're doing this for the Lord. That's what you're getting from it. 727 00:52:24,941 --> 00:52:26,966 I know that, but I was thinking, 728 00:52:27,430 --> 00:52:30,120 if there was some way I could make a little extra money. 729 00:52:30,790 --> 00:52:32,470 Maybe I could make... 730 00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:38,170 Brother Vincent, 731 00:52:40,189 --> 00:52:42,180 am I hearing you right? 732 00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,857 Sorry, J.C. 733 00:52:45,928 --> 00:52:47,987 Bad idea. 734 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,998 Didn't know what I was thinkin'. 735 00:52:50,660 --> 00:52:52,193 Just forget the whole thing. 736 00:52:58,441 --> 00:53:00,136 #You know my soul looked back # # Soul looked back # 737 00:53:06,215 --> 00:53:09,412 This thing gonna work? 738 00:53:09,485 --> 00:53:12,648 Absolutely. Go. 739 00:53:15,591 --> 00:53:20,324 Stop, Satan! Stop right where you are! 740 00:53:22,298 --> 00:53:27,759 I'm sending you back to the fiery depths where you belong! 741 00:53:32,508 --> 00:53:34,703 I said... 742 00:53:34,777 --> 00:53:40,113 I'm sending you back to the fiery depths... 743 00:53:40,182 --> 00:53:45,176 Cut! What the hell... 744 00:53:45,254 --> 00:53:46,881 Cut it! Just... God. 745 00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:48,981 Look what he's done to my guitar. 746 00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:51,356 What's he trying to do, kill me? We'll fix it, J.C. 747 00:53:51,427 --> 00:53:54,191 Don't you worry. You can wait in your office while we reset everything. 748 00:53:54,263 --> 00:53:58,199 Fine. That was scary. 749 00:53:58,267 --> 00:54:01,310 I'll say. I don't know why they have that laserlight turned up so high. 750 00:54:01,103 --> 00:54:02,730 It could have hurt someone. Good Lord! 751 00:54:02,805 --> 00:54:06,639 All he has to do is reflect it onto the devil. Bunch of morons. 752 00:54:06,709 --> 00:54:12,306 Whatever has happened to your brother, I'm sure Satan had a hand in it. 753 00:54:12,381 --> 00:54:16,147 Was there something else you wanted to talk about? 754 00:54:16,218 --> 00:54:19,813 I'd like to make a documentary. Really? 755 00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:22,221 About? Lust. 756 00:54:22,291 --> 00:54:25,317 I want to warn young people about all the things that inspire it. 757 00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:29,421 You know, like strip joints and dirty magazines, pornography. 758 00:54:31,734 --> 00:54:34,396 What else can I say, but... 759 00:54:34,470 --> 00:54:37,132 onward, Christian soldier. 760 00:54:53,322 --> 00:54:57,258 Be careful. 761 00:55:00,996 --> 00:55:04,261 "Flesh Eating Bacteria"? 762 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:09,862 The cat went from 280 pounds to 114 pounds in three days? 763 00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:11,998 What's wrong with this picture? 764 00:55:38,234 --> 00:55:42,136 Oh, Brother Vincent, I was just looking for you. 765 00:55:42,204 --> 00:55:45,200 Where you going? I have a doctor's appointment. 766 00:56:21,210 --> 00:56:23,508 You're so right, Vincent. 767 00:56:23,579 --> 00:56:26,480 We should definitely expand into places like this. 768 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:29,746 I want that one for myself. Hi. 769 00:56:35,457 --> 00:56:37,891 Vincent. J.C. 770 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,895 Relax, sugar. What the hell is goin' on? 771 00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:43,431 Game's over, Rev. I'm drivin' now. 772 00:56:43,499 --> 00:56:46,434 You vile, pernicious, disgusting little harlot. 773 00:56:46,502 --> 00:56:48,527 You're not so bad yourself. 774 00:56:48,604 --> 00:56:53,132 I did not bring you here for the purpose of feeding your evil desires! 775 00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:56,406 We are doing the Lord's work. 776 00:56:56,478 --> 00:56:58,776 Vincent... give me the key. 777 00:56:58,847 --> 00:57:01,281 No, Vincent. 778 00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:05,944 Vincent! 779 00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:09,218 Give me the key! Hey, Rev, how'd you like to have a real religious experience? 780 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:12,226 - Hey! - Katherine Verdoux, Current World Ministries. 781 00:57:12,294 --> 00:57:15,422 Jonas, follow me. Oh, my God! 782 00:57:15,497 --> 00:57:17,397 Don't touch the camera. Excuse me, sir. 783 00:57:17,466 --> 00:57:20,765 Can you please tell me why you come here? 784 00:57:20,836 --> 00:57:23,634 This place is unbelievable. Hi, sweetie. 785 00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:26,720 You really get around, don't you? 786 00:57:26,141 --> 00:57:30,770 You're into prostitution and strip joints. Mm-hmm. 787 00:57:30,145 --> 00:57:33,808 You're a total sex maniac. You need professional help. You want to play doctor? 788 00:57:33,882 --> 00:57:36,900 - Get your hands off of me! - Gimme the camera! 789 00:57:53,736 --> 00:57:55,670 Oh, man. 790 00:57:57,206 --> 00:58:02,143 Bingo. All right, boys, big smiles now. 791 00:58:02,211 --> 00:58:04,202 Beautiful. Love it. 792 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,680 For God's sake, Vincent, 793 00:58:06,749 --> 00:58:09,684 you are flirting with eternal damnation! 794 00:58:09,752 --> 00:58:13,984 Why don't you relax? I bet that stick up your ass hurts like hell. 795 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,286 I can't decide what to do with you. 796 00:58:16,358 --> 00:58:20,488 Should I kill you or let you live and make you my dog? 797 00:58:20,562 --> 00:58:22,962 Vincent. Vincent, give me the key. 798 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,468 Please. The key. 799 00:58:26,535 --> 00:58:30,403 - For God's sake, hurry! - You leave that thing right where it is. 800 00:58:30,472 --> 00:58:32,838 - Give me the key! - Vincent. 801 00:58:32,908 --> 00:58:36,901 Give it to me, and I will send this demon slut back where she belongs! 802 00:58:39,214 --> 00:58:41,341 Vincent, what are you doing? 803 00:58:41,417 --> 00:58:44,545 What I should have done from the start. 804 00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:50,722 No! 805 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,363 Thanks, honey. 806 00:59:00,436 --> 00:59:02,495 Do us both a favor. Kill him! 807 00:59:02,571 --> 00:59:06,837 Fuck, no. I want to let him live. 808 00:59:06,909 --> 00:59:10,936 I want this sanctimonious shit to watch what happens now that I'm free. 809 00:59:19,688 --> 00:59:22,589 - Katherine? - How did you get in here? 810 00:59:22,658 --> 00:59:25,920 Katherine, I have something I have to show you. 811 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,754 You don't give up, do you? It's like a sickness with you or something. 812 00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,263 I went to the Mount Hope Cemetery last night. 813 00:59:29,331 --> 00:59:32,823 The McCutcheon Mortuary held an internment there yesterday. 814 00:59:32,901 --> 00:59:36,735 I took some photos. These photos are the contents of the coffin they interred. 815 00:59:36,805 --> 00:59:40,400 I think you're gonna want to look at 'em. Just take a look. 816 00:59:44,279 --> 00:59:47,248 That's very nice. You're worse than I thought. You are really sick. 817 00:59:47,316 --> 00:59:49,784 There were two bodies in that coffin when I took the pictures. 818 00:59:49,852 --> 00:59:52,821 Two bodies. Get your fuckin' hands off me. Sure. 819 00:59:52,888 --> 00:59:55,550 At least come to the cemetery, for Christ's sake! Take a look! 820 00:59:55,624 --> 00:59:58,252 Sorry, Jonas. 821 00:59:58,327 --> 01:00:02,855 Excuse me, sir. Can you please tell me why you come here? 822 01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:10,972 There was a woman at that table, wasn't there? 823 01:00:11,390 --> 01:00:14,668 You're into prostitution... I wasn't talking to myself. 824 01:00:14,743 --> 01:00:18,110 I know there was somebody at that table. Oh, my God. 825 01:00:19,548 --> 01:00:21,482 Look, there's J.C. Where? 826 01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:23,780 I don't see him. Right there! 827 01:00:23,852 --> 01:00:25,786 Well, I'll be damned. 828 01:00:25,854 --> 01:00:28,618 There he is with the demented Ewok, Professor Loveless. 829 01:00:28,690 --> 01:00:31,124 You know, Katie Scarlett, never... 830 01:00:31,193 --> 01:00:34,959 trust any man of God with a boner. 831 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:38,261 I mean an erection. Sorry. No, boner's the right word. 832 01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:40,460 Wow. What is he doing there? 833 01:00:40,536 --> 01:00:43,835 It doesn't make any sense. Let's get our facts in order. 834 01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:49,435 We have Reverend Current leaving a topless bar. That's an odd one. 835 01:00:49,511 --> 01:00:54,539 And we have photos and videotape with people who didn't photograph or record. 836 01:00:54,616 --> 01:00:56,550 Follow that thread of thinking. 837 01:00:56,618 --> 01:01:00,486 Did not photograph. Did not record. I don't want you to flee. 838 01:01:00,556 --> 01:01:02,922 I'm gonna advance a weird, Duchovnyan riff. 839 01:01:02,991 --> 01:01:05,391 What if what we're dealing with here... 840 01:01:05,461 --> 01:01:09,454 is, in fact... vampires? 841 01:01:09,531 --> 01:01:12,591 Are you crazy? Why is that crazy? 842 01:01:12,668 --> 01:01:14,659 Because I advance the theory that the perpetrator of our crimes... 843 01:01:14,736 --> 01:01:18,350 is an eternal spirit who sustains itself solely... 844 01:01:18,106 --> 01:01:19,937 through the intake of human hemoglobin through a set of protracted fangs? 845 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,341 Shut up, Rafe. 846 01:01:23,412 --> 01:01:27,644 Although... you have been right about a lot of other things. 847 01:01:27,716 --> 01:01:29,650 Wow. 848 01:01:29,718 --> 01:01:31,913 Were you being nice to me there, Katherine? 849 01:01:31,987 --> 01:01:36,253 No. I just said you have been right about a lot of other things. Okay. 850 01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:39,158 Hello. 851 01:01:39,228 --> 01:01:42,789 Katherine, is that you? Caleb? 852 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:44,799 It's Caleb. I need your help. 853 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:46,801 I'm in trouble. Where are you? 854 01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:49,337 I'm at the old power plant on the south side. 855 01:01:49,404 --> 01:01:51,463 They're coming for me. You gotta help me. Please. 856 01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:54,532 I'm in trouble. They're coming for me. Hurry. Hurry! 857 01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:59,741 Katherine, I'm not complaining, but I wish your brother would have picked a less creepy place. 858 01:01:59,815 --> 01:02:03,800 I feel like I'm in a bad Tales from the Crypt episode. 859 01:02:03,151 --> 01:02:05,881 Sorry. I had Mexican for lunch. 860 01:02:05,954 --> 01:02:10,254 Next time I'll ask him to be more considerate. Caleb! 861 01:02:13,795 --> 01:02:15,558 Come on. 862 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,335 Caleb! Where are you? God. 863 01:02:25,407 --> 01:02:29,200 I think it's really sweet you wanna find your brother, 864 01:02:29,770 --> 01:02:31,341 but we should split. 865 01:02:31,413 --> 01:02:34,746 I'm getting some really bad juju off this place. 866 01:02:39,688 --> 01:02:41,315 Katherine. Oh, my God. 867 01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:44,791 Here, hold this. Is he dead? Is he breathing? 868 01:02:46,228 --> 01:02:49,197 Hey, baby, don't touch me unless you love me! 869 01:02:49,264 --> 01:02:51,732 Come on, dude, let's party. 870 01:02:53,869 --> 01:02:56,770 - Rafe, no! - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 871 01:02:56,838 --> 01:02:59,680 Sorry, Katherine, 872 01:02:59,141 --> 01:03:01,769 but that wasn't your brother anymore. 873 01:03:01,843 --> 01:03:05,973 Wrong! I'll always be your brother... sis. 874 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:07,913 Katherine, run from your brother. 875 01:03:07,983 --> 01:03:09,473 Hurry! I am. 876 01:03:09,551 --> 01:03:11,576 Hurry! I am! 877 01:03:11,653 --> 01:03:13,746 Katherine, I'm coming for you. 878 01:03:18,927 --> 01:03:22,900 I like this. See the ladder? Up. 879 01:03:24,866 --> 01:03:26,800 Katherine. 880 01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:31,828 - Katherine? Katherine? - Shit. We're screwed. 881 01:03:31,907 --> 01:03:34,774 Let's go back. No, no, wait a minute. I see a way. 882 01:03:34,843 --> 01:03:37,539 What do you mean? Jesus Christ, Katherine, what are you doing? 883 01:03:37,613 --> 01:03:41,105 Come on! It's the fucking Grand Canyon! 884 01:03:41,183 --> 01:03:44,482 - Just shut up and follow me! - What are you doing with that chain? 885 01:03:46,121 --> 01:03:49,560 That is the craziest fuckin' thing I have ever... 886 01:03:49,124 --> 01:03:50,819 Hi, dickhead. 887 01:03:50,892 --> 01:03:54,555 That is the second craziest fuckin' thing... 888 01:03:54,630 --> 01:03:59,863 This is a mistake! 889 01:04:07,476 --> 01:04:10,502 Have a little chloroform, darling. Too bad. 890 01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:18,180 It's about fuckin' time! 891 01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:21,210 I've gone to hell, and it's worse than I imagined. 892 01:04:21,890 --> 01:04:23,990 Noonan, where am I? Where's Katherine? 893 01:04:24,590 --> 01:04:26,527 Now, don't you start with that bullshit. 894 01:04:26,595 --> 01:04:29,496 She was at the factory. McCutcheon had her. 895 01:04:29,564 --> 01:04:32,294 And that guy who worked for Current was there. And her brother. 896 01:04:32,367 --> 01:04:34,494 What is this shit? Get me outta here. 897 01:04:34,569 --> 01:04:36,662 Why don't you shut up? 898 01:04:36,738 --> 01:04:39,172 Do you hear me, thumb dick? They've got Katherine! 899 01:04:39,241 --> 01:04:42,608 Now get me outta here! 900 01:04:42,678 --> 01:04:44,202 Nurse! Nurse! 901 01:04:44,279 --> 01:04:48,545 Still causing trouble, is he? Officer, would you mind helping me? 902 01:04:48,617 --> 01:04:52,417 Listen, if we don't stop these things, 903 01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:54,751 they're gonna destroy the city. 904 01:05:01,863 --> 01:05:05,697 Listen, you fat fuck... 905 01:05:07,936 --> 01:05:09,699 Tammy. 906 01:05:27,989 --> 01:05:32,449 Remind me, Tammy. Why do vampires hate sunrise? 907 01:05:35,997 --> 01:05:39,296 No. Oh, no. Oh, no! 908 01:05:39,367 --> 01:05:42,165 Oh, no! 909 01:05:49,177 --> 01:05:52,669 You want to keep it down? I'm trying to rest! 910 01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:56,130 I knew I should have taken that private room. 911 01:05:57,519 --> 01:06:01,353 Caleb, please let me go. 912 01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:04,950 Sorry, no can do. 913 01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:07,170 I gotta play by the rules here. 914 01:06:07,950 --> 01:06:10,300 I know how you feel. I didn't want to be a vampire either. 915 01:06:10,980 --> 01:06:11,622 At first. 916 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:15,397 But after you get used to it... it's pretty damn cool! 917 01:06:16,872 --> 01:06:20,205 Besides, you know me. I've always been a night owl. 918 01:06:20,275 --> 01:06:24,405 And getting to live forever doesn't hurt either, does it? 919 01:06:24,479 --> 01:06:25,605 You got that right. 920 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:29,980 Before we get down to business, darling, I'm gonna take you for a test ride. 921 01:06:30,510 --> 01:06:32,542 Oh, sis, can I watch? 922 01:06:32,621 --> 01:06:35,988 Ah, first customer of the night. 923 01:06:36,570 --> 01:06:39,322 What the hell do you want? I'm here to see Lilith. 924 01:06:39,394 --> 01:06:45,299 I know I can't fight you all, so I've come to join you. 925 01:06:45,367 --> 01:06:49,133 - Is that right? I'll be sure to tell her. - No. 926 01:06:50,906 --> 01:06:52,703 No, I want to tell her myself. 927 01:06:52,774 --> 01:06:55,709 Come on, Jimmy, I know you a little better than that. 928 01:06:56,778 --> 01:06:59,679 Into the parlor, Reverend, sir. 929 01:06:59,748 --> 01:07:02,512 Get your filthy hands off of me! Feisty. 930 01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:04,518 I like that. 931 01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:08,220 I like that even better. 932 01:07:08,890 --> 01:07:11,320 Mmm! 933 01:07:13,395 --> 01:07:17,161 Don't touch me. 934 01:07:20,101 --> 01:07:22,934 Very nice. 935 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,837 You're disgusting. Breasts are always nice. 936 01:07:25,907 --> 01:07:27,807 But I prefer... 937 01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:30,640 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 938 01:07:33,248 --> 01:07:35,273 Ooh! 939 01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:42,881 I guess this is the end of a beautiful relationship. 940 01:07:49,865 --> 01:07:52,595 Oh, shit. 941 01:07:56,872 --> 01:08:01,241 What's happenin', Rev? Come on, man, talk to me! I'm jumpy! Friend or foe? 942 01:08:01,309 --> 01:08:04,938 For God's sake, I am responsible for all this, but I've come to end it. 943 01:08:07,349 --> 01:08:11,308 All right, all right. I'll give you this. 944 01:08:13,355 --> 01:08:14,879 It's holy water, man. 945 01:08:14,956 --> 01:08:18,500 This might work for the others, but it won't do a lick of good against Lilith. 946 01:08:18,126 --> 01:08:21,610 No, to get her, we're gonna have to get in real close. 947 01:08:21,129 --> 01:08:23,970 We're gonna have to put a stake in Lilith? 948 01:08:23,164 --> 01:08:25,325 I'm telling you that to kill her, 949 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,800 we're gonna have to cut her heart into four pieces. 950 01:08:27,869 --> 01:08:30,633 Some chicks demand special attention. Let's do it. 951 01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:37,311 Ready, padre? 952 01:08:37,379 --> 01:08:40,473 Yep. Just like Hope and Crosby. 953 01:08:40,548 --> 01:08:43,108 Last call, Miss Kitty. 954 01:08:48,256 --> 01:08:51,282 Cha-ching! 955 01:08:58,990 --> 01:08:59,657 All right, Rev! 956 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:15,500 You're a freak for it, Jimmy! 957 01:10:26,187 --> 01:10:28,121 My God, what have we done? 958 01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:30,783 Don't flake on me. They're vampires. Send them to hell. 959 01:10:46,508 --> 01:10:48,635 Katherine? 960 01:10:59,487 --> 01:11:02,479 Howdy, honey. You are outta here! 961 01:11:09,564 --> 01:11:11,589 Oh, shit! 962 01:11:11,666 --> 01:11:14,897 This sucks. 963 01:11:14,969 --> 01:11:17,960 Katherine! 964 01:11:17,172 --> 01:11:20,107 Help! Hurry! Before Lilith comes back! 965 01:11:20,175 --> 01:11:22,439 Katherine, it's me. It's me, J.C. 966 01:11:22,510 --> 01:11:23,943 Now, don't you worry. I'm gonna get you outta here. 967 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:28,500 Just give me a second while I undo these straps. 968 01:11:28,830 --> 01:11:31,746 I'm sorry if I touch you somewhere I shouldn't. It's okay, J.C. 969 01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:35,586 You can touch me. You can touch me anywhere you want. 970 01:11:59,514 --> 01:12:01,141 Fuck you. 971 01:12:07,255 --> 01:12:10,622 Katherine! Where's Katherine? 972 01:12:14,896 --> 01:12:17,194 Katherine! Christ, you're so pale. 973 01:12:17,265 --> 01:12:19,563 Are you okay? I'm fine. Hurry. 974 01:12:19,634 --> 01:12:21,363 Wait, wait, wait. 975 01:12:22,670 --> 01:12:25,400 What are you doing? Just checking for punctures. 976 01:12:25,473 --> 01:12:26,872 Can't be too sure. Come on! 977 01:12:31,379 --> 01:12:34,371 Oh, my God. 978 01:12:36,317 --> 01:12:38,251 You gotta... You gotta hurry. 979 01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:42,517 Go... Go back to the studio. 980 01:12:42,590 --> 01:12:46,321 Broadcast. 981 01:12:46,394 --> 01:12:49,886 Tell the... 982 01:12:49,964 --> 01:12:53,240 world. 983 01:12:59,607 --> 01:13:03,990 All you have to do is point the camera at me and keep it in focus. 984 01:13:03,178 --> 01:13:06,306 - Tell Jonas to start the uplink and go. - Okay, you got it. 985 01:13:06,381 --> 01:13:09,714 We'll have uplink in... 30 seconds. 986 01:13:09,784 --> 01:13:12,617 We'll go in 30 seconds. 987 01:13:12,687 --> 01:13:16,214 Okay. 988 01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:18,759 What the hell... 989 01:13:18,826 --> 01:13:20,760 Katherine? 990 01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:23,691 Jonas, what the hell are you doing? 991 01:13:23,765 --> 01:13:27,531 - I'm not doing anything, man. - Katherine. 992 01:13:27,602 --> 01:13:29,661 Rafe, tell Jonas to turn it off. 993 01:13:29,737 --> 01:13:32,297 I don't think he can hear us. I heard her, I heard her! 994 01:13:33,441 --> 01:13:36,569 - What now? - So long. 995 01:13:36,644 --> 01:13:39,135 Jonas, can you hear me? 996 01:13:39,214 --> 01:13:42,115 Jonas, are you there? Can you hear me? I'm coming up there. 997 01:13:42,183 --> 01:13:44,947 Rafe! Hello? What's going on? Jonas! 998 01:13:45,190 --> 01:13:50,116 Honey, Jonas doesn't work here anymore. I retired him. 999 01:13:50,825 --> 01:13:53,521 Ooh! Pretty strong for a little guy. 1000 01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:56,290 So you wanna fuck? 1001 01:13:56,970 --> 01:14:01,228 Lilith, I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you. How's that? 1002 01:14:01,302 --> 01:14:05,329 Trying to impress your girlfriend? I'm gonna fix that now. 1003 01:14:05,406 --> 01:14:09,100 Shit. Katherine. Katherine! 1004 01:14:09,770 --> 01:14:13,673 Katherine, get out now! Katherine, she's coming! Oh, my God. 1005 01:14:13,748 --> 01:14:16,444 Katherine! I'm afraid God can't help you. 1006 01:14:30,565 --> 01:14:33,329 How am I doin', lover? You gettin' hot? 1007 01:14:43,411 --> 01:14:46,471 I thought we could work this thing out. 1008 01:14:46,547 --> 01:14:50,506 You could have his mind, and I could have his body. 1009 01:14:50,585 --> 01:14:53,530 I guess I was wrong. 1010 01:15:05,199 --> 01:15:08,362 Face it, the best you can hope for is a charity fuck! 1011 01:15:19,881 --> 01:15:22,850 You know, I've never killed a woman before, 1012 01:15:22,917 --> 01:15:25,886 but I'm kind of looking forward to it. 1013 01:15:33,995 --> 01:15:37,192 Rafe! 1014 01:15:56,484 --> 01:15:59,214 No. No. 1015 01:15:59,287 --> 01:16:02,120 I guess Reverend Limpdick forgot to tell you. 1016 01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:06,251 - Shit! - You can tear my heart to pieces, 1017 01:16:06,327 --> 01:16:10,127 but it won't do any good if it's still here. 1018 01:16:10,198 --> 01:16:13,190 Fuck! 1019 01:16:13,267 --> 01:16:18,398 - Come on, Lilith. You're holding in a lot of anger. 1020 01:16:18,473 --> 01:16:21,931 You gotta see a vampire shrink. Come on. Lilith. 1021 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:27,208 - Can't we talk about this? - As far as I'm concerned, you and I are through. 1022 01:16:27,281 --> 01:16:29,579 Lilith. Lilith, baby. 1023 01:16:29,650 --> 01:16:32,312 I want you to know I'm not happy. 1024 01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:34,981 I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it about the bullet train. 1025 01:16:37,392 --> 01:16:41,260 Can't we talk about this? 1026 01:16:41,329 --> 01:16:44,127 - Please? - Sure. After. 1027 01:16:44,198 --> 01:16:47,990 Come on. Baby. Snookums. 1028 01:16:47,168 --> 01:16:49,136 I'm through talking now, baby. 1029 01:16:49,203 --> 01:16:51,228 First I'll rip your dick off, 1030 01:16:51,305 --> 01:16:54,502 then I'm gonna grind your balls into guacamole. 1031 01:17:08,990 --> 01:17:11,322 Heartless bitch. 1032 01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:55,335 That should do the trick. When I consecrate a vampire, they stay consecrated. 1033 01:17:55,403 --> 01:17:58,531 Thank you, Rabbi. Does this go with my shirt? It's lovely. 1034 01:17:58,606 --> 01:18:01,598 Katherine, I don't want to beat a dead vampire here, 1035 01:18:01,676 --> 01:18:04,440 but I really want to thank you for coming to my rescue back there. 1036 01:18:04,512 --> 01:18:07,777 That's okay, you can beat it some more if you want to. 1037 01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:09,783 What was that? A little comeback? 1038 01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:13,116 That's so sweet. Good for you. 1039 01:18:13,187 --> 01:18:15,451 Let's say I owe you one. No, you don't. 1040 01:18:15,523 --> 01:18:17,616 I had my own reasons for saving you. 1041 01:18:17,692 --> 01:18:19,956 And a come-on too. Am I hearing this? 1042 01:18:20,270 --> 01:18:23,292 Is this a whole new Katherine emerging? Maybe. I don't know. 1043 01:18:23,364 --> 01:18:26,299 You think you can learn to love me like this? 1044 01:18:26,367 --> 01:18:29,768 Well, I'm certainly willing to give it the old college try. 1045 01:18:29,837 --> 01:18:31,600 After you. 1046 01:18:34,775 --> 01:18:39,371 Oh, well, thank you. I'll put that in my satanic bric-a-brac collection. 1047 01:18:39,447 --> 01:18:43,247 I have a friend at NASA. We're gonna send that damn thing into space. 1048 01:18:43,317 --> 01:18:47,344 Well, we could do that... 1049 01:18:47,421 --> 01:18:49,719 I suppose. 1050 01:18:49,790 --> 01:18:51,849 You have a better idea? 1051 01:18:53,940 --> 01:18:58,396 Mm-hmm. 1052 01:18:58,466 --> 01:19:01,435 What's that perfume you're wearing? 1053 01:19:01,502 --> 01:19:04,528 It's not perfume. 1054 01:19:06,841 --> 01:19:08,866 It's sun block. 1055 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:30,794 Well, kiddies, I guess Katherine learned in the end... 1056 01:19:30,865 --> 01:19:35,302 that the fastest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage. 1057 01:19:38,539 --> 01:19:41,975 Still, I think they make a fabulous couple. 1058 01:19:42,430 --> 01:19:44,978 They're a regular Romeo and Ghouliet. 1059 01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:47,981 And when they do have the occasional disagreement, 1060 01:19:48,490 --> 01:19:50,813 at least now she'll know what's eating him. 1061 01:19:50,885 --> 01:19:53,353 She is! 1062 01:19:56,223 --> 01:19:58,316 Looks like I won. 1063 01:19:58,392 --> 01:20:01,259 What are you talking about, dear boy? 1064 01:20:01,329 --> 01:20:03,923 Come on. Let's play again. 1065 01:20:03,998 --> 01:20:07,798 Huh? Double or nothing. 1066 01:20:07,868 --> 01:20:09,927 Take my advice, pal. 1067 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,768 Quit while you're "a head." 80572

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