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Thank you for your purchase.

This makes 01 officially yours! - Yea...

His price of 1 million yen can be made in installments with 1% interest.

Made by the end of each month.

We also entered you into a life insurance plan, so there's no need for a guarantor.

So you can rest in peace if the unthinkable happens. - Yea...

Here's the contract memorandum.

And for a limited time only,

Customers receive these original company boxer shorts as a present!

Please put these on for her later.

A 70 year loan will go by before you know it!

I'm looking forward to the next 70 years. - 70 Years...

It's fine if you pay only 200,000 yen a month.

Which translates into only 6,451 yen a day! - Is that cheap?

Per hour that would be only 268 yen. - Really!?

01 is an excellent home appliance.

You won't need a washing machine or dish washer anymore! How cheap!

I can also do massages.

01 should be in all homes in the future!

Marrying a human is nonsense!

But I want to fall in love normally, and marry normally.

Then let's get married. - I said normally!

A chapel or a shrine, which do you prefer?

I've changed my mind!

You just signed the contract! - I wasn't thinking straight!

I just thought it'd be sad if he was put to disposal.

Night is just a household appliance. - But you're calling him by name?

Looks like you're growing fond of him. Ha ha ha.

I am not!

Sympathy often turns into love.

Only in the case of humans! - I love you, Riko.

Let go!

You look great together. Bye. - Wait, Namikiri-san!

It's finally just the two of us.

You mean me and an appliance!

Shall we kiss? - Huh?

Hey, what're you doing!

What's with the noise? - Landlady...

I was just about to kiss Riko... - No!

We were just practicing ballroom dance. - Oh?

Riko, you're into ballroom dance? - Yea.

I can do the Tango and the Waltz.

Wow Naito-kun. - No I....

Well, I've always been proud of my cousin.

I thought this would look good on Naito-kun.

I bought it at a famous store in Roppongi.

Here. Wow, you look great!

The length of the sleeves is perfect. It was expensive!

1,800 yen?

Well, this price isn't right.

I saw the same shirt yesterday at a store in San-chome.

Oh... that store only sells shabby items.

So don't worry. Just wear it, k?

Thank you very much. - Yup.

- Um More importantly...

Make sure you pay your rent this month.

Can I pay at the end of the month?

Are you listening? Miss landlady? Landlady...

Anyways, you better pay. Sometime this month.

So can I pay at the end of...

Hey Riko.

Put these pants on for me.

Do it yourself.

01 was purchased?

Wasn't Izawa Riko a poor dispatch worker?

Wasn't Izawa, Riko a poor dispatch worker?

She bought him, even though she hated him so much?

I guess she finally understood how great my creation 01 is.

I guess she finally understood how great my creation 01 is.

She can make the payments right?

Of course. But more importantly,

We're gathering very intriguing data

So we'll be able to mass produce these sooner than expected.

This is business.

Not you're personal research project.

If even one problem occurs, we can't mass produce these.

It will be fine. 01 is perfect.

Namikiri. - Yes?

Nothing in this world is perfect.

But... - That's

That is the viewpoint of all real scientists.

Yes.

After tax I take home 180,000 yen

Rent is 50,000, cell phone is 10,000, food is 20,000.

Water and electricity 15,000 loans are 200,000

I can't live like this.

Night, you better work too.

OK. Well, shall we have a goodnight kiss?

Now is not the time for that.

Hey Riko... Riko?

Be quiet. I have to work tomorrow.

Oh no!

Sorry for not coming back yesterday.

It's alright. I just went home.

Are these the cream puffs I made?

I'm going to present them at the meeting.

Eh? You were serious?

See ya. - No way!

Wait, let me see that.

Good morning.

Morning.

Adachi-san, thanks for taking over as the coordinator.

Geez.

I'm not even interested in the Development Department's company outing.

Company outing? Ah!?

Only 2 days left.

If there's somewhere you want to go, let me know.

Hey hey hey, look at this

I want to go check out Smiley Land.

The schedule can't be changed!

Um if I cancel,

Can I get my money back?

Izawa? No way! - I see.

I'm busy now, so make preparations together later with Dei.

OK.

Izawa-san, will you two be taking the beauty-treatment option?

All the other girls already reserved.

10,000 yen...

I'll do it. Riko, you're doing it too right?

Oh, um, I'm not really interested.

- I see. Well, let's go on an hot spring town date...

Dei, let me see the pamphlet. - Sure.

Oh, you bought a new one.

No. My friend gave it to me.

How nice. You're so lucky.

Beauty-treatment huh?

What bad luck! You have a fight with your boyfriend or something?

Like I said, he's not my boyfriend...

Huh?

Why?

I'm starting work here as a janitor, I'm Izawa Night.

Here, use these. - Sure.

Hey, how come you and Izawa have the same last name?

No way, are you two married?

We'll be together for the next 70 years... - Um no!

His last name isn't Izawa!

So what is it then?

Huh? Ah...

Tenjo. Tenjo, Night. The same name as the hot spring.

This? But you read this as "Amagi"

Oh, well he's Tenjo. Right?

Yup. From now on, I'm Tenjo, Night.

What a weirdo.

He's your cousin right?

- No, I'm... Ye... Yes, of course!

Isn't Night cool?

Yea. He's exactly Kyoko's type.

Not really. I'm not really interested.

Welcome Night.

You're Riko's good friend, Mika. You're as pretty as always.

Hey. Come here a sec.

This is out of the question!

This doesn't quite fit with ASAMOTO's image.

It looks a little too plain.

Well, just try it. If you do...

The most important selling point is a item's looks.

But Bro.

I'll handle the Tokyo store.

Everyone, thank you for your time.

Wait a sec!

Everyone, please wait a second.

Brother!

Such a plain product will never sell!

- Excuse me. How were the cream puffs?

You knew?

Well, a little.

That guy's proposal will never sell.

It won't work at all.

Oh, I see.

You didn't have to come work here did you?

Even though I can be with Riko at all times?

Just don't be saying things about being a robot or my boyfriend.

You're so shy Riko. - Stop it!

What're you doing?

Um, nothing.

Soushi-san, good morning.

From today, I'll be working as a janitor here.

He's my cousin. - Oh?

My name from today changed to Tenjo, Night.

Well, we'll be going now.

It didn't work Izawa.

Huh?

Your cream puffs.

Oh, of course it didn't right?

I'm an amateur.

I'm sorry.

Please.

I want to employ you but I can't.

Even for part-time jobs, I already have Kouta.

How annoying.

Can't you fire him?

Huh? - Huh?

2 days a week. - Huh?

900 yen/hour. If you agree to that I'll hire you.

Oh!

Thank you very much.

Eh!?

Let me work here too.

Why are you here?

Please Fujiko-san. Give me a job.

Sorry, but I have no more room.

Can't you fire this guy? - Huh?

Night, go work somewhere else. See, he's gone. Gone.

But sometimes we have receive a lot shipments

During those times, you can help out.

- I'll do my best. Hey Fujiko-san. Uwa!

Riko. We can be together 24 hours a day now.

Let me down.

Can you carry that with Kouta?

Roger.

That's not what she meant!

You're living with him right?

Of course not!

You're really bad at lying.

Well whatever. I won't ask anymore.

I'm in a lot of trouble because of him.

Oh?

But you're pretty lively. - Huh?

You're not even down after being rejected my Ishizeki-san.

Because you have him around? - No, of course not!

Night-kun, right? I don't hate the guy.

That's because you don't know anything.

But I think you two look good together.

- What? You and Night-kun.

In what way? We don't look good together at all!

Something that plain looking won't sell!

Hello, this is the ASAMOTO Ginza store.

This is Asamoto from product development, is Manager Miura in?

Hey, I want you to take me shopping again today.

Huh? Split up?

It's not like I was going out with you.

Riko

Riko, you sure are loved.

Huh? No that's not it!

- Mika-san. Night-kun, thanks for the hard work.

Wow, Night-kun you're hands are amazing. So manly.

Because I am a man.

How nice Riko. You have such a great boyfriend like Night-kun.

Oh, you were here Mika. Boss is calling you.

Oh ok. See ya.

Hm? What happened?

I wonder if Mika's into palm reading or something.

Huh? Really?

Wow, your lifeline is so long!

Miura-san, it's been a long time. - It sure has, Mr. Floor Boss.

Just call me Soushi. - Oh is that so?

Unlike in the past, I'm a store manager now.

How does it feel?

Sales are brisk. Excuse me.

Masashi-kun, I mean...

Mr. Vice President's new products are selling great.

Is that so?

Miura-san.

Do you remember what my grandpa's cream puffs tasted like?

Yea, It takes me back.

I want to sell those same ones here.

Huh?

I thought these flowers were as pretty as you, Mika-san.

Thanks.

- How cute. They are. What a nice smell.

What a weirdo. Doing things like this.

He's a enemy to men everywhere.

Let's celebrate our pledge to endless love.

Who ever pledged that? We're cousins.

Isn't something a little strange?

Very strange.

I submitted a plan, but it didn't work out.

I think me and my brother aren't on the same page.

Since he became vice-president, sales have gone up.

He has achieved so much.

Also...

Just selling 50 cream puffs won't change anything.

But if we sell even 50 cream puffs,

If our customers eat them, there will be a reaction.

If that happens, even bro will have to reconsider things.

I guess it won't work huh?

Sorry for bothering you.

Leave them here.

Huh?

I want to try them too.

Miura-san.

Why do I have to plan for the party, I don't even get paid for this.

Sorry, having you be the coordinator all of a sudden.

It's ok. But do the coordinators get some kind of compensation?

Shall I help?

Thanks. But it's ok, go on ahead.

OK. I'll be going then.

Thanks for the hard work. - You too.

Hey you, come help over here.

- Huh? I'll pay you overtime.

I'll do it. Please let me do it. Oh, Dei-san sorry.

Yea yea. Sorry, but I'll be borrowing her.

Izawa-san.

ASAP, that kitchen...

Won't you make me more cream puffs?

Huh? Cream puffs?

Dammit... Asamoto Soushi.

Riko's late.

Riko's working overtime today so she said to go home without her.

Oh really?

Hey Night-kun, won't you escort me home?

Of course.

By postal mail? Or by home delivery?

I've been assaulted before at night, so I'm scared by myself.

Is this your place Mika-san?

Night-kun.

Mika-san?

Come up. I'll make you coffee.

Thanks but I'll be leaving.

I have to prepare Riko's breakfast for tomorrow.

Why do you like Riko?

There's no reason. It's because she's special.

Good night.

Maybe its not overtime.

Maybe Riko likes Mr. Asamoto.

Riko?

Maybe something's going on in the company kitchen.

I can't go on.

What're you going to do with all these?

Sorry. Not that I care I guess.

Well, I'll be going now.

We're not done yet. - Huh?

Wha? Wait, huh?

Carry that. Hurry. - Um, boss?

Wait a second!

Did you finish packing for the company outing?

No, I told them I'd be late.

Riko.

Riko, do you like Asamoto Soushi?

Huh?

Huh? Is that so? - Of course not!

What were you doing with my Riko all night?

Wait. Did you wait up all night for me?

Well, I thought you were cheating on me.

I said it was work!

Wow, you guys really look well together.

Wait, boss.

I'll be in the parking lot.

Riko, where are you two going?

Do robots get jealous too?

Riko, you programmed me. A boyfriend that gets a little jealous.

- You call this "little"? You're not cheating on me right?

It's nothing.

Anyway, why do I have to explain myself to a robot?

- Let's go home. Wait I can't, let go..

The boss is waiting for me.

Riko.

- Hm? Chief!

Good morning.

Blue means that the owner angered him, correct?

But there's no problem at all.

Are there times when it flashes pink?

April 27, at 17:02:15

It displayed slightly pink.

It's proof that his owner made 01 happy.

Otherwise its either black or blue huh?

But

But what will happen to make that pink glow again?

01 is a product marketed as an "Ideal Lover"

Isn't it a problem if he hasn't satisfied the customer yet?

Isn't it a problem that he hasn't satisfied the customer yet?

No, it's all going according to plan.

I'm betting everything on this project.

If we don't get results

It will affect all future projects. Don't forget that.

Understood.

Yum.

Could it be?

Is it ok to sell them without permission?

They're very delicious. You're cream puffs.

Papa's going to Smiley Land.

Yea, Smiley La... Hey don't cry.

Don't cry, don't cry. Smile, smile...

Izawa's late.

- Sorry. You're late!

Let's go already. Hurry. Get in.

Hurry already. How long do you think we've been waiting?

Riko, are you ok?

I've had enough.

Riko. Hey Riko.

Are we there? - We're here..

Hey, get the luggage. - Oh ok.

- Huh? The beauty-treatment was great wasn't it?

The scenery was great too.

What's going on?

Smiley Land was so fun. - Right?

It wasn't fun riding the teacups with you boss. - Huh?

Riko kept falling asleep.

Huh, no way!

Izawa, the luggage please. - Yes.

Why'd this happen?

Hey Riko. - Wah~!

- You ok? Why... Why?

I'm part of your possessions after all.

Things are things, but you're just baggage!

Don't ride in the trunk.

Yea idiot. What are you doing acting like a kid.

Sorry.

Everyone, please don't imitate me.

Who're you talking to?

What'd I pay all that money to come here for.

There's still dinner and hot springs later.

How cute!

It says if you and your cherished person wear these, it'll bring you two happiness.

How cute. Mika, Shall we wear them together? - Oh sure.

I'll wear one.

No one wants to live happily with you.

I'll go ahead. - Huh? Ah.

Enough already!

Is it really ok to have this?

Yea. Thanks.

Hey, shall we go in the hot spring together?

Sorry. Go ahead of me. I want to rest a bit.

I see. Well later then. - Yea.

How un cute.

Is Mika mad?

Oops, I farted.

Huh? What?

Huh? What? What? What?

Hey Riko.

- You're terrible! Let's go in again later.

Why are you in the hot spring anyway? Won't you rust?

No, I'm perfectly fine. - Please rust.

Riko.

Riko, there's a string on you.

I'll get it off myself.

- Yes? Could it be?

Did you do it?

- Do what? THe Ginza store

They were selling some non-ASAMOTO branded cream puffs.

You didn't even have a bite did you?

So it was you.

If we just officially sell them...

The manager will be fired.

Sorry for the wait.

Wow, it looks delicious! Oh shrimp! Shrimp!

Mika-san, could you please move? - Huh?

The seat next to Riko is mine.

What're you saying, you piece of luggage. Go over there!

I'm not luggage.

Looks good, doesn't it Riko?

Open wide.

Looks like the boss won't come, so let's start.

- What happened? Looks like some trouble came up.

Something about cream puffs.

Cream puffs?

Well, let's have a toast.

That's a little imprudent boss. - Really?

Excuse me.

Riko?

Where are you going?

Hey, where are you going?

Just back to the office.

To Soushi-san? Do you like Soushi-san?

That's not it.

Don't you like me Riko?

Are you mad?

Getting jealous and following me everywhere

In the end, you even caused trouble for Mika.

Mika's my really good friend.

But I only like Riko... - Enough already!

Wait a sec!

I'm in a hurry.

The strap I bought with Mika!

Sorry.

I shouldn't have bought you Night.

Riko.

I'll ask you again. Whose decision was this?

It was my decision alone.

Soushi, why are you covering for Soushi?

No, it has nothing to do with him.

It's my responsibility.

You've been with our company for decades.

What a pity.

You came huh?

I'm sorry about before.

Even though you're such an important friend to Riko.

It's ok. It broke?

Yes. I made Riko really angry.

I see.

I'll help you out then.

I want you to withdraw Miura-san's dismissal.

He didn't want to sell them!

Just give him a break.

I forced him to do it!

So... So please.

I'm the one to blame!

Excuse me. - Izawa.

Who are you?

I apologize for everything.

No, this has nothing to do with you.

I made them.

By my orders!

She doesn't know anything, I just had her make them.

Are you trying to ruin ASAMOTO's brand name?

I can't understand what's going on in your head.

Just a bite, please try one.

Not interested.

Please.

I'm asking you too, please.

This is of no use to ASAMOTO.

Brother.

I'll let Miura-san's firing go.

But...

I'll have you take responsibility. You better be prepared.

It's 30 minutes until the next train.

What?

Nothing.

Huh? You brought them with you?

Want a bite? - Yea.

- Sorry. Say thank you.

Thank you.

Yummy!

Right?

Here.

Huh? Is it alright?

Thank you very much.

Here boss.

Yea.

Yea, it's good.

It doesn't look like much though. Just like you.

How rude, even though I made these!

But... I have a different opinion of you now.

You're not as bad as I thought.

I fixed it.

Night-kun. There's some glue on your face.

Well, rest up.

Good night boss. - Yea, g'nite.

I'll get it for you. Close your eyes.

Thank you.

Huh?

It's not what you think Riko. Let me explain...

Huh? Night?

Nice to meet you, my girlfriend.