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Reporter on TV:
After successful visits
to Jordan and Egypt,

President Meyer's
Middle East peace tour

continues with her trip
to Israel.

You lose your job,
you're radioactive
for a while.

That's just how it works.

Yes, I am taking care
of myself, Mother.

No, I didn't send her
a get-well card

'cause you don't get
a get-well card when
you have plastic surgery.

I've got to go.

'Cause I'm--
I'm going for a run.

Okay, bye.

...I've extended my stay
in Israel for another day.

So I may need to borrow
some toothpaste.

( laughs )

( TV turns off )

( theme music playing )

President Meyer has ended
her 10-day world tour

with a surprise visit
to Iran.

Her historic meeting

could signal an end
to decades of mistrust.

See that tour?
I set that up.

See that shelf?
I made that.

Reporter:
It's believed President Meyer
may also secure the release

of detained American
reporter Leon West.

Mike:
This trip is like
a miracle.

Where's the woman
who changed world politics?

- She's taking a piss.
- She's freshening up.

I'm so tired,
I could sleep a horse.

Or whatever
that word thing is.

Wait, Ben, is this Ambien?
How many of these
have you taken?

Look, I need to sleep.

I got all jacked up
on licorice last night

and I was belly dancing
till dawn.

- Is it time
to get Leon yet?
- Oh, checking.

Imagine being detained
for two weeks

just 'cause
you're a journalist
and a shithead.

Yeah.
( chuckles )

It's a good job
we had nothing to do
with his being detained.

- Yeah, wouldn't that
be terrible?
- Mm-hmm.

Wait, did we have
something to do with...?

♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
you better cheer ♪

♪ For the president
of the year. ♪

- Yeah!
- ( laughing )

- Hey, you know
what you are?
- What?

- You're an amazing man.
- Thank you.

- And you know what
amazing men get?
- What?

- Two-day weekend.
- This weekend?

- Yeah.
- I'm going to the cottage
with Wendy!

( laughing )

- ( phone pings )
- Oh, they're detaining
Leon for one more hour.

Oh, God.
I have to wait here another
hour before we can fly out?

You have to get a photo
with Leon West, ma'am.

- Yeah.
- It's the one and only time
anyone's ever gonna say that.

Let's use the hour,
then, okay?

Let's cure diabetes
or learn Italian.

Why don't you
take a nap?

Are you kidding?
I'm never gonna sleep again.

I gotta run around
like a Labrador

or a guy on fire
or something like that.

Iran. Iran!
Isn't that amazing?

Ooh, I've got to go
to the bathroom again.
I'll be right back.

- Gary: Wow, she's excited.
- She's fucking nuts.

How are the folks
on the press plane?

Sober.

They got the shakes
so bad, I think I see
the plane rattling.

Well, you've got to tell them
we got to stay another hour.

An hour?
These guys could be
drinking jet fuel.

- ( Mike laughs )
- Whoa, out of my way!

It was a false alarm.
I don't know why.

Hey, ma'am, why don't
I give you a shoulder
massage or something?

- It'll kind of help
you unwind, defocus.
- No!

I don't want to defocus.
I'm all focus.

I could, like, bang
a nail into that wall
with my gaze.

Do you know what I mean?
You having fun?

- Yes.
- Are you having fun?

- So much fun.
- What kind of wood
is this table?

- I don't know.
Let me check.
- I think it's ash.

- Gary: Uh-uh.
- I'm gonna redo
my kitchen.

Ma'am, you think
you want to think
about this right now?

Yeah, sure.
I mean, we've got time.

- We've got an hour.
- Do we? Okay.

I'm gonna get
all new cabinets.

And I want to match
this except I don't
like these knots.

Bill:
Now that the president's tour
has been extended by a day,

the vice president
will be picking up part
of the president's schedule

starting with
the Rainbow Jersey event

supporting
all sexualities in sports

with NBA star
Freddy Wallace. Yes?

How do you respond
to Senator O'Brien's
comment--

That the American
people need a president,
not a Meyertollah?

It's a cheap pun,
so absolutely expect...

- That finishing
sentences thing is--
- Irritating? Very.

But sometimes necessary
when people are being
slow or dull.

- Yes?
- When's Mike back?

Hilarious.
Well done.

No people skills.
Like a robot.

- Hmm.
- Reporter:
...on the background

of the detained
US journalist Leon West?

( chatter, laughter )

Guys. Guys.
Sorry about the delay.

Turns out the Iranians need
everything in triplicate.

Maybe that's 'cause
they invented numbers, huh?

- How's Leon doing?
- He's fine.

They're releasing him
any minute.

Let's face it,
he's probably gonna get
a book deal out of this.

See that?
Catlike reflexes.

Oh, and maybe
don't start drinking...

- Man: Heads up!
- ...till you're up
in the air

out of courtesy
to our host nation.

- Man #2: Catch!
- Man #3: Just open the bar!

- ( journalists laughing )
- Great chatting.

Wow, Freddy Wallace.

Hall of Famer.
Mr. Gay NBA.

In my family,
basketball is a religion.

Also Catholicism.

That's actually
the main one.

Oh, hey, guys.
Can you get Freddy's
autograph?

- It's for my friend's son.
- Who should he make it out to?

- Sue Wilson.
He's named after me.
- Oh.

- Is this the speech?
- Yes, sir.

- Any snags?
- No, all good.

Sir, Freddy Wallace
may use the term LGBT.

I remember it this way--
L is for ladies
who play tennis,

G is for guys
who do other guys,

B is for bisexual--
I couldn't think of one
to go for that--

- and T--
- Is for tucking it in
or tacking it on.

- ( laughs )
- It's transgender,
actually.

Thanks for killing
my joke and then
mutilating it.

Well,
as my grandfather
never said,

let's go be inclusive.

Have you seen
Kent's polling?

I could not
be more likable

if I had given
both of my kidneys
to some sick kid.

- ( laughs )
- God Almighty!

Gary, I want
some champagne.

- Mm-hmm.
- Ma'am, we're in a tea
totalitarian state.

Look at these numbers.
I keep staring at them.

I'm gonna make this,
like, a screensaver.
Wonder how you do that.

The Rainbow Jersey shows
that there's no place
for discrimination

either on or off
the court.

And I'm proud to have
the president--

I'm sorry,
the vice president...

- ( chuckles )
- ...on my team.

- Sparkling water.
- Thank you.

I put the champagne
in the water bottles.

- You don't have to explain.
I can tell what you did.
- Yeah.

Selina:
Oh, look at Doyle.

- Did he have
his teeth capped?
- Ben: Oh, my God.

The last surviving
Golden Girl.

( laughs )

Almost put him
in the penalty box
for that,

but that's hockey, so...

I'm gonna say
a little something.

Wasn't this originally
written for POTUS?

A speech is a speech.

Phonemes connecting
to produce meanings.

Sports can bring us
together,

help end homophobia.

When I was a... boy,

it was my gay friends

who taught me
how to be tolerant

and how to be true
to yourself

and how to dance
to Madonna.

- Gary: Madonna?
- Selina: What?

- ( Ben snickers )
- Was I supposed
to say that?

You know,
back in college, my...

girlfriends would--
boyfriends-- my friends...

Perhaps it did need
some reworking.

Thank you so much
for your assistance, Abbas.

They're bringing
the journalist out.

- Is he a friend of yours?
- Leon? Oh, God, no.

He is the asshole
of an asshole's asshole.

I feel bad for the guys
who had to guard him.

- Mike.
- Leon.

A face I never thought
I'd want to kiss.

- I still don't.
- Nice hotel?

Yeah, I'll have
something to say
about it on TripAdvisor.

- Worst minibar ever.
- Amongst other things, yeah.

Oh, this is Abbas,
our liaison.

- Leon West.
- Apologies, Mr. West.

Both countries had
to deny the visit,

but now we confirm.

Wait, both countries?

Uh, his English
isn't very good.

Leon:
It sounded fine to me.

And you, sir, get to fly
home on Air Force One.

- Whoa.
- Yeah.

I'm shallow enough
for that to be exciting.

Did you know it can survive
a nuclear blast?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Not that you guys
are planning one.

I-- ignore me.
I don't know why
I said that.

His English
isn't very good.

( laughs )
Well, let's get you going.

The president
has a big-ass scotch
on the rocks for you.

- Yeah.
- Which is iced tea.
It's iced tea.

- Thank you, Abbas.
- Mike.

Thank you.

- Safe trip.
- Safe stay.

So let's celebrate
all things L and GBT.

- Huh?
- ( applause )

Though these days we use
the more inclusive LGBTQ.

We do!

Um, and I...

respect all people's
rights to be a Q.

Or rather just Q.

Yeah, just Q.

Sounds like he's learning
a sex alphabet.

I've seen a salmon
in a grizzly's mouth

- look less panicky
than that.
- ( laughs )

Everybody knows that Q
means questioning.

( laughing )

Ironically,
the straight guy

- is very stiff
around the gay guy.
- ( stifled laugh )

Our polling
said that he was
widely perceived

as quite wooden.

Why were you polling him?

I was polling him
against other potential
running mates.

- Amy: Just move!
- I'm not a backwards
walker, Amy.

The president
promised Doyle
he'd be on the ticket

and she wouldn't
poll other possible
running mates.

No one told me that.

Yet again, the left hand
has no idea what the right
hand is doing

and the freakish
middle hand is punching me
repeatedly in the tits.

- Well, that was
an education.
- ( groans )

I mean,
what I really want to do
is get into lobbying.

But it's only been, like,
six weeks and three days,
so I'm not sweating it.

Oh, hold on.
I got another call.

Sidney, hey!
It's so funny.

I was literally
just commenting to
a friend about lobb--

yeah, you're right,
that's not interesting.

Yes, I would love
to come in.

Dan:
So this is PKM.

This place is huge.

Yep. Wait till you see
the dolphinarium.

It's right near
the Latin Quarter.

And he's got
the red-light district.

God, this place
is so awesome.

I kind of feel
like hitting on it.

Well, there's women here
you can do that to
if you wanted.

- I noticed. Oh.
- So, Dan, here's my pitch.

I can make you so rich,
you can pay Bill Gates
to give you a lap dance.

Let me hear your pitch.

Well, I'm smart,
well-connected--

And fired.
Yeah, don't forget fired.

- Fired up...
- Oh, okay.

...to put my contacts
to work for your clients.

Well, that's music
to my wallet.

But are you ready
to take a dump on Mike
McLintock's doorstep?

Like an initiation
kind of thing?

No, I mean, can you
take on clients

who are best served
by you shitting on
the Meyer agenda?

Oh, well, let me
think about that.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Great.

We'll get to that doorstep
thing later, though.

Yeah, I'll still do that.
I'm into it.

Mike:
Ma'am, may I present
the hero of the hour

along with yourself.

Welcome aboard
Air Force One.

- Thank you, ma'am.
- Oh, gosh. Oh.

( camera clicking )

Okay, are we still
doing it?

Okay.
Great, yeah.

- He needs deodorant.
- Uh-huh.

Well, I am so happy
to see you, Leon.

We really did
work tirelessly
for your release.

Well, thank you,
Madam President.
I haven't slept very much.

Well, I'm sure food
is the last thing
on your mind.

I know it's the last
thing on my mind.

- I wonder if you're
hungry, though.
- Yes, I am.

Because I'll tell you
something, the adrenaline

on this Mideast trip
has just kept me from
eating anything.

Did you just say you do
want something to eat?

- Yes, thank you.
- You do?

- Oh, is that food?
- No.

It's a--
it's deodorant.

Huh. Uh...

Uh, all right.

What would you
like to eat?

Anything that's
not chickpeas.

( both laugh )

Hey! Why are those
lovely long legs walking
away from me?

Probably means you.

Yeah, it's okay.
I got-- I got this.

I am not in the blame game,
but that rainbow-colored

clusterfuck in there
was entirely your fault.

Whoa, okay, no.
Kent Davison polled
other candidates for veep.

What the fuck? Did you just
throw Kent into the blender
to save your own ass?

Not fully into the blender.
Maybe just a little bit.
Just the toe, 'cause--

That is the Jonah
I've been trying to wake up
since the day you got here.

And Kent Davison is
a disloyal fucking prick.

I fucking hate Kent.

I want to wipe
that neutral expression
off his face.

- Here's how
we're gonna do it.
- Okay.

We're gonna leak
that the VP is dissatisfied

and that he's thinking
of walking.

We're gonna force
POTUS to back Doyle.

I will not let you down.

All right,
so what kind of media
contacts do you have?

- Liz Kerrigan.
- Liz?

- Liz.
- How hard can you
work this Liz?

Oh, my God.
I can ride her hard,
hang her up wet.

I like what I'm seeing,
all right?

- Show me more.
- Thank you, I will.

- Give 'em
both barrels.
- Oh!

Fucking nightmare.

Selina:
It's just been
such a magical time.

And I wish I could have
visited every country
in the whole world.

You know?
Even New Zealand.

People are now comparing me
to Nixon, I heard, right?

- They didn't mean your looks.
- No, no, no, I don't mean that.

But, I mean, I'll take
the comparison.

So where would you
like to begin?

Well, I don't really know
what's happened lately

because I've been
locked in a hotel room without
access to the outside world.

Of course.
You know what
we need to do?

We need to get Leon
some of the press clippings.

I think he'd like
to see some of those.

- Should I check
on his food first?
- Yes.

- No, no, get him
the press clippings.
- Yeah.

First of all,
the talks in Israel
went so well

that I was delayed a day
getting here.

And then the talks here
were just amazing.

So, just to clarify,
you were delayed by a day.

- Yeah.
- My release
was delayed by a day.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Here's those
press clippings.

What I would like you to do
is check on Leon's food.

- 'Cause I know
you're hungry.
- Yeah.

- Ben, wake up.
- Gary, why are you
giving me all that Ambien?

- Mike. Mike. It's Mike.
- Mike. Mike.

Mike:
We got a problem
with the vice president.

Okay, um, hang--
I'll be right back.

- I don't know what
this is all about.
- Sure.

- What's going on?
- Ma'am, Liz Kerrigan

is running a story
that Doyle is unhappy.

Should I go and see
if there's any chatter
about this on the press plane?

Christ, it's that
data fuck.

No. I don't know.
Yes.

Let's just go
with I don't know.

Okay, please nobody look,
but Leon's watching.

Selina:
Okay, so just go in there
and distract him.

Give him a handjob
if you have to,

just get it done, okay?

Wow, two weeks detained.

That is hard.

- I was in a hotel,
so it wasn't that bad.
- Oh, no.

Leon is starting
to think that his release
was delayed by a day

because my arrival here
was delayed by a day.

He's gonna figure out that
we didn't okay his release
till now

and then he'll write
something bad about that.

- That could be bad.
- Yeah.

- That is bad.
- It is bad.

And Leon wanting
to say it's bad

is really bad.
It's worse.

Okay, look, in seven seconds,
you come in there, Ben,

you grab me by the hair
and you drag me out, okay?
Are you listening?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

We got to find out
where this Doyle story
is coming from.

I'll check out
the press plane.

You must be very tired.

Would you like
to put a pin in this
for a moment?

Some people might think
that the American government

detaining
an American journalist

so that you can have
a photo op might look bad.

Can you see that?

- Leon, I respect you
so much as a journalist.
- Thank you.

And when Ben and I
were first discussing
the peace talks,

I said to Ben,
I said, "Ben. Ben, I--"

Ma'am, State Department.

- This I've got to take.
Excuse me. Hello?
- Leon: Never stops, does it?

- Leon, you need to rest.
- Mm-hmm.

I just had one second
of sleep and I feel great.

Okay, maybe the guys
in the press plane would
like me to go over there

and tell them
about the US government
imprisoning a guy in Iran.

Go get Mike
from the press plane.

- Fucking idiots.
- Selina: Yeah.

We've got to hold him
hostage here.

Do you understand?
We've got to take off now.

Mike and Gary
are off the plane.

We have a pilot
on the plane, right?

Okay, so let's go.
We've got to go.

Leon, you've got
to sit down.

I'm a bad flier
and I might need
somebody to hold me.

Are you seriously
detaining me again?

Am I being rendered?

No, you're being
friendered.

So just please accept
our compulsory hospitality.

Oh, Jesus,
that suit.

My gosh, you look like
a middle-school teacher.

Okay, that's Erica.
She's gonna take you out
and buy you some real suits.

Not these government-issued
rags you're wearing.

She's not exactly
government-issue
herself, is she?

- Yeah. Hey, don't even
look at her.
- Oh.

I'm kidding.
Or am I?

Huh? No, seriously,
I'm just fucking
with you, Dan.

So listen, tonight
we're gonna put you on TV
as a political commentator.

- Yes!
- Yeah?

Finally, something good
to watch on the idiot box.

We've just started lobbying
for glacé cherries,

so mention glacé cherries.

Well, how do
I work in glacé cherries
into a political roundtable?

You'll figure it out.
Listen, you give me
glacé cherries,

and I'll give you
a bed of money with pussy
on the nightstand.

Maybe Erica.
But not her.

- No.
- But maybe.

( laughs )
We'll just let that hang.

- Yeah, yeah. I know.
- Stay on your toes, buddy.

It's gonna be like
that the entire time
you're here.

Hey, that's
Air Force One.

Oh, my God.
What the hell
is happening?

- Why are they leaving us?
- Are we at war?

- Is it here? Sweet Jesus.
- No, it can't be.
It can't be.

- Oh, sweet Jesus.
- Stop saying Jesus.
Stop it!

Leon:
This is how I see it.

I say the US is planning
a secret trip.

The Iranians ask you
to confirm the secret trip.

You say
there's no secret trip
because it's a secret.

They think I'm James Bond
and detain me.

Leon, you're no
fucking James Bond.

Journalism is storytelling.

You tell your story
about your bravery,
your integrity

and how we rescued you
and gave you warm nuts.

The Iranians detained me
because of you.

That's my story.

They detained me
an extra day because of you.

That's my other story.

Now, you want
to be rescued or not,
you ungrateful shit?

My release was delayed
because the president

wanted to grab the headlines
for freeing an American,

an American she deliberately
did not de-detain.

Jonah, either get
Leon's mom to the air base

or buy yourself
a very convincing wig.

- Where's Kent?
- I don't know.

Maybe he's bitten off
his tracking device.

He should be here by now.
This is not okay.

- Mike.
- Break out the yellow
ribbon, Sue.

- We are stranded in Iran.
- I'm really scared, Sue.

Man up, Gary.
Or at least lady down a bit.

Gary and Mike have been
left behind in Iran.

Wonderful.
It's "Black Hawk Down"
with Laurel and Hardy.

Amy, if anyone asks,
no one's been left
behind in Iran.

There you are.
Where have you been?

I grew
a small beard here.

Bill, of my various
walking paces, I selected
moderate to fast.

The press are saying
that the VP is unhappy
with the president.

- That doesn't make me happy.
- Because of the secret polling?

Or because he's heard
that someone has hacked
the data of dead children?

Or a third reason
which is even worse
than those?

We've got to get
inside Doyle's head,
find out what he knows.

- Get out.
- No, come in.
You get out.

Mike, why exactly
are you calling me?

- What do we do, Sue?
- There's a backup plane.

Find the backup plane.

- Mike: Come on!
- Gary: Oh, my God.
Where is it?

- Mike: I don't know!
- Gary: Oh, shit!

- Mike: Pardonne. Pardonne.
- Gary: That's French!

Ooh, am I in
the wrong place?

- Is this QVC?
- Amy.

Hmm. Hear you're lobbying
with Sidney Purcell now.

The man whose dream
vacation is hunting

the street kids of Rio
on a human safari.

Not lobbying.
No, that'd be illegal.

I'm a consultant.
And I gotta say,
I like the guy

a hell of a lot more
ever since he told me
how rich I'm gonna be.

Sorry you got fired.
You were almost good
at your job,

which really
made you stand out.

Right back at you.

Can't be this nice
to each other on air,
you know.

Oh, I know.
May the best man win.

- And that'll be me.
- Which will be me.

Mike! Mike!

I found
the backup plane.
Come on.

Thank God.

I've never had strong
feelings for a plane,

but right now
I would cheat on Wendy
with that thing.

Jonah, we need to talk.

We are just in the car
with Leon West's mother.

Do you need
anything, ma'am?

No, I'm good.
Thank you.

Great.

Jonah, I know something's
happening at the VP's office.

Oh.
Okay, you do.

Bill:
I need you to tell me
what's going on.

And, uh, do I have
to tell you that
right now?

Yes, you do.

I was thinking
we could stop
for a coffee.

Uh, Teddy's been
touching me.

Richard:
Or tea.

Uh, just processing that.

Wait, Mr. Davison?

Shit, am I on
speakerphone?

Sorry, Jonah,
what happened exactly?

Um, well, he--

he-- he cupped
my testicles.

On another occasion,
he patted

or tapped
on my testicles.

And then
on another occasion,

he held my testicles for
a significantly long time.

Guess what.
I just got engaged.

Are you fucking kidding me?
Catherine's there, too?

Hi, Jonah.
Jason proposed
and I said yes.

Well, shit,
congratulations.

- Marriage is good.
- It's a fine institution.

Don't tell my mom.
I want to surprise her.

Jonah,
is there anything else
you want to tell us?

I don't know.
Is there anybody
else in the room?

Just myself
and Bill again.

- And I'm here taking notes.
- Sue's there?! Fuck!

Okay, well, no.
There's nothing else
that I have to say.

I'm pretty sure that
I'm the only one that Teddy's
been touching, okay?

- Thanks, guys. Great talk.
- ( phone beeps )

Okay, we got
nothing out of that
but a funny story.

Gary:
Plane's broken.
We can't take off.

They said it's gonna be a week
until they get the part.

Jesus Christ,
the Chinese can 3-D print

- a hundred houses
in that time.
- Fuck!

Why isn't there a backup plane
for the backup plane, Mike?

We need to get
on the press plane.

The press hates us,
especially you.

- They can't stand you.
- We have booze, Gary.

And they have
a crippling dependency.

- What, is this gonna work?
- In a dry country,

the man with all the booze
holds the cards.

- ( knock at door )
- Yeah?

Ma'am, you actually
do have a phone call.

- Oh.
- It's Kent and Bill
on speaker.

Hey, guys,
what's up?

Ma'am, we're worried
that Doyle knows
about the polling.

- What polling?
- Kent.

I thought it might
be useful to see how Doyle
is performing as veep.

I specifically promised
Doyle that I would not
do that, Kent.

I apologize.
But it did throw up
some very interesting results.

But I will run those by you
at a less angry time.

We have what we think
is a very smart
plan of action.

- It's brilliant.
- Quite brilliant.

We tell Doyle
that your campaign

used stolen data
to target bereaved parents.

Why in the name
of pixelated fuck

would you do that?
My God!

And can you please
use code when we're
talking about this?

Use the word, I don't know,
cupcake instead of data

and use happy
instead of bereaved
or something.

It binds him to us.
Infects him.

And elements of his office
were cc'd on e-mails
mentioning the breach.

Exactly,
he will be as involved
as the rest of us

in targeting happy parents
after stealing cupcakes

about their dead children.

( scoffs )
Fine.

Inject him with
the happy cupcake
virus, all right?

I hope he swells up
and dies.

That's not code,
by the way.

Wow. Ben, why don't I know
what's going on here?

- I don't know.
- I'm supposed to have
my finger on the button.

But for all I know,
it's been rewired

and I'm just operating
some sort of light in
a closet somewhere.

And what are we gonna
do about Leon?

I'm gonna treat him
like my own brother,
ahem,

who I had murdered
back in '86.

The president is charming
the Middle East.

But apparently her own VP
is unhappy with her?

Not true.
And we're discussing rumors?

Is this a news channel
or a dorm room?

You could say that
the president's Iran visit

puts a delicious
glacé cherry on the cake
of Selina Meyer's tour.

Well, welcome back
from the wasteland.

Here's to us.
To a job well done
on your part.

- You were great.
- Yeah, I know.

You know, we could
still be great.

We could?

Oh, yeah.

- Can I ask you something?
- Uh-oh.

Am I that transparent?
Really?

Dan, you kind of are.

Well, Amy,

I would love it
if you would give me

access to the White House.

Oh.

What?

You think I was gonna
ask you something else?

- No.
- Okay.

( phone chimes )

- Yeah?
- Sue: Amy, bad news.

Ericsson told Doyle
that the campaign used

dead kids' data to target
recently bereaved parents.

God, that is some elaborate
self-sabotage right there.

That is Cirque du Soleil
suicide bombing.

Go back in time
and stop that from happening.

You okay?

I feel like I'm on
a life-support machine

and they keep
pulling the plug
to charge their phones.

- Tequila?
- Yeah.

- My God, this is so scary.
- Quiet down, Gary.

- It's just really scary.
- Hurry up and be quiet--

- ( gasps ) Oh, my God.
- Oh, you're kidding.

- Jesus. Oh, my God.
- Pick them up!

I don't want to go
to jail over here.

We've got about 10 seconds
to drink everything

and then eat the bottles.

( knocking )

You wanted
to see me, ma'am?

Oh, did I wake you up?

Um, no.

Come in.
Come in, come in.

You don't
look good, man.

You look like
the cabin depressurized

and you fell into
a coma or something.

- No, I'm-- I'm fine.
- Sit. Sit.

( groans )
So...

what's up, ma'am?

I'm not in control, Ben.
I'm really not.

- Well, we have
pilots for that.
- You know what I mean.

Leon, Kent's polling,

dead kids baked
in the cupcakes.

So all of this
has confirmed for me

that I made
the right decision

when I decided
to bring in somebody else.

That's great.
More minds the merrier.

That's a saying,
I think.

No, I don't think it is.
Her name is Karen Collins.

Okay? You might remember her
from my old lawyering days.

- No.
- I mean,
seriously, Ben,

she's everything
that I'm missing.

She's smart,
she's capable,
she's organized.

She sounds like the...

complete package.

Oh, no, no.
But, I mean, you know,
don't misunderstand me.

Because, I mean, obviously
I so respect you, Ben,

and I think you're
incredibly capable.

- And I also
think that you--
- ( snoring )

Ben?

I need to see
the president for
a debrief and a prebrief.

Back off, Cary Grant, okay?
Vice president is first up.

- No--
- I need to tell my mom
that I got engaged.

- Oh, also I got engaged.
- Yeah, so did I.

To her.
That's obvious.

Okay, congrats.
And-- listen-- listen up.

The first thing
that's gonna happen
once the president lands

- is a debrief
and then we're--
- ( chatter )

Why does it feel like
nobody is listening to me?

This is tough
for you, huh?

Looks like
someone needs to learn
some management skills.

I'm sorry,
who the fuck are you?

Oh, I'm Karen Collins,
the president's new
senior advisor.

My specialty--
common sense.

I need to talk
to my mom.

Oh, my God, Catherine,
look at you.

Do you remember me?

Of course.
Yeah.

I really need
to talk to my mom.

Oh, let's handle it, then.
Dive in. Let's dive in.

Um, so I obviously
knew about this Karen.

Were you told?

Senior advisor, yes.

- Oh, sure.
Of course.
- Yeah.

- Amy, hey.
- Yeah, what?

Um, we have Leon West's mom,
and she just looks, um...

just very terrible.

I-- talk to this--
talk to Karen.

Um, her specialty
is common sense.

That's right.
Good memory.

- I'm Jonah Ryan.
- Pleasure to meet you.
I'm Karen.

Sue, if anybody
asks for me,

I've gone outside
to scream into the night.

Okay.

Have one for me, too.

Selina:
Did you rest?

I slept like
a drugged log.

Good.
How do I look?

Very tired.

You know, Gary usually
sugarcoats that.

Tired?

God.

Did my eye
just twitch?

No.

Hey, Catherine,
about earlier.

- The molesting.
- What?

Hmm?

Wait, what?

Hey, look,
there's your mom.

This isn't just about me.

This is about the strength
of these two...

beautiful people.

I am most humbled
to have played
my small part

in human history.

I'm not gonna make it
to the cottage, Wendy.

I'm in Iran.

Turns out you can't buy
a boarding pass with tiny
bottles of Jack Daniels.

- Ben: Wow, that was great.
- Wasn't it?

- A lot of people
need to talk to you.
- Okay, that's fine.

- Mom.
- Catherine!

- We're engaged.
- No, you're not.

- Yes, we are.
- But we are.

I'm 48.

Put your hand down.

- Amy: Well, it's nice
to have you back, ma'am.
- Yeah.

- And so--
- Selina: Karen!

- I'm here.
- I'm gonna
give you a hug.

All right.
Great to see you.

- I'm so glad to see you.
- ( both laugh )

- You guys met?
- Yes.

- Great. Great.
- Besties.

Let's get off
the tarmac.

I'm not snacking.
I'm on my diet.

It's a celery stick.

All right,
it's a cookie.

I've had dates
every day.

You know dates
are a dessert?