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Previously on The Vampire Diaries:

Kai is trapped in a 1903 prison world.

- So Kai is gone?
- As in, for good.

- I'm pregnant.
- Marry me.

- Yes.
- I've always wanted a family.

It's never gonna happen for me.

Before the 1900s,
Lily fell in with a group of witches...

...that were cast out of the Gemini Coven.
Heretics are ruthless.

Vampires with witch power,
they can never be allowed to escape.

You turned me and left me on
a passenger ship full of headless corpses.

No, the night I turned you, my friends
and I were captured by the Gemini Coven.

The Ascendant is the only thing
that can get my people back.

- If I was human, we wouldn't work.
- Exactly.

The cure to vampirism.
I left it out for you to find.

Since Damon was never
going to offer it to you.

- Why would you keep it a secret?
- I'm so in love. I don't wanna lose you.

I don't want to live without you.

You're gonna take the cure.
I'm gonna take it with you.

You've bailed on your shift, and you're
headed here to help me grade papers.

Aw, you know me so well.

Except I'd rather be covered
in Mrs. Robertson's intestinal bile...

...than grading term papers.

- I'll take that as a no.
- I just realized...

...that tonight is my last shift
as a single woman.

- I can't wait to marry you.
- And I am counting the days.

Me too.

Dr. Laughlin?

- Yes?
- Hi, I'm Officer Baker.

- Is there somewhere private we can speak?
- Sure.

- What's this about?
- Regarding Professor Saltzman.

- I understand you are engaged to be married.
- Is something wrong?

Nope.

Everything is just right.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Whoa! Wow. Uh...
Oh, my God, no. I don't think so...

Surprise!
Whoa!

No, no, no, this can't be happening.

Yeah.

- Happy bachelorette!
- Happy bachelorette!

What the hell is going on?

Happy bachelor party!

An entire diner to ourselves.
Actual heaven.

Caroline would be planning a spa day.

- But now she's MIA.
- Understandable.

- Considering.
- So I figured we'd just stuff our faces.

- You're geniuses, ah.
- Except aren't you a vegetarian?

- Bonnie, don't ruin it.
- That's not a Gardenburger.

The baby is not okay
with the no-meat thing.

Besides, it's my party,
and I'll eat what I want to.

- I do wish this was vodka though.
- Right?

Hey, I don't want to know
what Ric's doing, do I?

- Probably at the movies.
- Yeah, or mini golf.

- Heh.
- Uh-huh.

Mm.

I need ketchup.

So are we gonna talk about it?

- What?
- Seriously.

You're gonna make your best friend
have to pry it out of you?

- I know about the cure, Elena.
- You do?

How is that even possible?

Damon called and told me everything, including
his insane plan to take it with you.

- Damon called you?
- He needed to talk...

...after you left without telling him
what you were thinking.

- That's not exactly how it happened.
- And I quote:

"She stared at me like I was an alien
and teleported out of the room."

Damon stands in front of you and tells you
he wants to become human again.

Wouldn't you freak out?

I just... I needed some time to process.

I mean, 24 hours ago I didn't even think
it was possible to become human again.

- But you want to be a human again.
- Yeah.

Well, I did.

Ah, honestly, it's all just
very complicated right now.

You guys aren't full, are you?

What do you mean
you offered to take the cure?

I was standing there,
and it just sort of came out.

- Okay, so how the hell does that even work?
- It's easy.

Elena guzzles it, goes back
to her old human self.

I feed on her. As long
as no one sucks it out of me...

...then we grow old
and die of the common cold.

- So you screwed up, and you're freaking out.
- I didn't screw up.

Damon, if you take that cure,
you can never be a vampire ever again.

All right?

Listen to me. You're writing checks
your ass can't cash.

- Now you're getting cold feet.
- Are you projecting?

- You seriously want to be a human?
- I want to be with Elena.

- What did Stefan say?
- Do you want to spend...

...your last night as a single man
debating my existential crisis?

Damon, tell me you told your brother...

...of 166 years
that you're planning on becoming human.

I will.

Eventually.

To you.

Sorry I'm late.

Well, considering the guy who lives here
tried to kill us, I don't blame you.

- Yeah, but we're here for Ric, right?
- I'm here for the free booze.

Ooh.

Beer plus meds equals
another trip to the hospital.

You chose now to learn math?

- Who the hell invited you?
- Damon.

I've never been to a bachelor party before.

I can see the appeal.

- Where's Stefan?
- Don't know. Don't care.

Hey, it's Caroline.
But you knew that because you called.

So leave a message,
and I'll call you back. Bye.

You're so happy in your voicemail.

Speaking of happy, uh, that thumping bass
you hear in the background...

...that's, um, Damon's genius idea...

...to host Ric's bachelor party.

Despite the fact
that our mother apparently lives here.

Who I've been ducking, by the way,
in case you haven't noticed.

I guess what I'm saying is call me back.

Otherwise I'm gonna start running
out of reasons...

...to avoid everything that is going on
in my life right now.

Kind of like what you're doing,
which is completely understandable.

But just really crappy timing
for me and my problems.

You should be here.

Come home.

That was utterly adorable.

- What are you doing in my bedroom?
- There are a number of places I'd rather be.

Strapped to a gurney
having my spleen cut out, for instance.

Unfortunately for me...

...I'm here because your mother
needs your help.

My mother?

Apparently her beloved Ascendant's
been destroyed.

She's in bad shape.
Could use a bit of your time.

What the hell do you know
about my mother?

- Hello, Mother.
- Ah.

I think it's time you and I have a talk.

This is entirely unnecessary.

- I was merely getting a breath of fresh air.
- Hmm.

What you got there? A junkie tic?

I have the same thing.
It's funny how that works, isn't it?

What is this? Some kind
of mother-son bonding experiment?

No. You made your feelings
for me perfectly clear...

...when you had to spin a web of lies
to snap my humanity back on.

I don't know what Enzo told you,
but I assure you I'm fine.

Yeah, Enzo told me a lot of things.

Including that after losing all hope
of getting your friends back...

...you went off the deep end last night.

A momentary lapse.

I figured since you passed the Ripper gene
on to me... Thank you for that, by the way.

- We could talk about it. You know, ahem...
- There's nothing to talk about.

...personally, when I start feeling
like I'm gonna go over the edge...

...I begin to salivate
in the back of my mouth.

Does that ever happen to you?

And then my veins,
they begin to itch uncontrollably...

...and the hunger consumes me.

Every sound.

Every scent.

The world around me falls apart.

And all I can hear is the pulsing
of someone's blood.

And all I feel is that it belongs to me.

- Huh?
- Heh.

But I guess you don't have that problem.
Right?

Ah-ha.

It's kind of crazy that we might have
Missed each other by chance

Drinking yourself to death.
That your big plan for the future?

Just taking a page from your playbook.
Oh, sorry. All the pages.

How about we get out of here? Come on.

I'll drive you home.

How's the deputy training program?

Is that why you're being a dick?

Part of it. Remember, I'm on injured
reserve, so you'll have to fill me in.

Deputy Taylor finally stopped
calling me Cupcake.

I guess that's progress.

Maybe that's because Deputy Taylor's
on medical leave for a week.

- After you kicked his ass in front of trainees.
- He had it coming.

What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you that incapable of not raging out?

This was a chance
to do something with your life.

No. That's what it is for you.
Because I realized, one day...

...doing this job might mean
I have to shoot someone.

To kill them. And I don't ever
want to be a werewolf again.

It doesn't have to be like that, Ty.

- You just need some self-control.
- Watch yourself, Matt.

Control it, Ty.

Not worth it.

Where are you? Tell me
you were with a stripper.

Picture that, and then picture
the exact opposite.

I'm with our mother.

Now I don't want to picture anything.

Did you know she was the one
who turned Enzo?

That's mathematically impossible.

- Enzo turned in 19...
- 1903.

Apparently they were on a boat together
back to New York Harbor.

He was sick, and she took pity on him.

We thought she didn't have
a maternal bone in her body.

She has a little bit
of a Ripper thing going on.

That stunt with
the Ascendant put her in a blood tizzy.

Well, then why is she out and about?
Lock her ass up and rejoin the party.

Yeah, I will if it comes to that. Ah.

Anything else?

Nope.

Just love to Mom, heh.

Kidding.

See, ah? Now, that's what I call
a missed opportunity.

Perfect time to tell your brother you're
hanging up your fangs for a pair of khakis.

No idea what you're talking about.

Yes, you do.

I might have plied Alaric
with enough alcohol...

...to slur the news into my ear.

Well, you are the last person who gets to
criticize me for withholding information...

...my brother from the same mother.

- You were gonna tell me Lily turned you?
- Yeah.

Once you mastered the art
of returning phone calls.

- I've been busy.
- What, with the prospect of taking the cure?

No point agonizing.
You won't go through with it.

Says who?

You.

You're selfish, Damon.
Being human isn't what you really want.

Don't get me wrong, I like that about you.
A man should be consistent.

But take it from someone
who you left to burn to death...

...in order to save your own skin.

No one changes that much.

Not even under the magical influence
of Elena Gilbert.

Anyway, cheers, mate.

You've expressed explicitly

Your contempt for matrimony

So, basically, Damon did the vampire
version of a marriage proposal...

...and you just walked away?

I said I would think about it. Why are we
talking about me? This is your party, heh.

Trust me.

I'd much rather talk about that...

...than the fact that I have yet to find
a non-hideous wedding gown.

I can't ask my sister to be my maid
of honor. She won't return my calls.

Or the fact that I cannot stop eating.
Literally.

Like, ever.

So big decision.

- Go.
- I think you should take it. Decision made.

What if I miss the perks?

Like compelling the owner
of a diner to close early.

Or what if I get sick?

Or what if human you
doesn't love Damon anymore?

Someone had to say it.

That's ridiculous.
Being supernatural doesn't change you.

I should know. I'm an ex-witch
who's about to marry an ex-vampire.

You know who you are, what you want.

Love's always gonna require
a huge leap of faith.

A big, scary leap over a hot pit of lava.
You might end up heartbroken...

...but you might be the happiest person
on the face of the earth.

Personally, I'm glad I took that leap.

Speak of the devil.

Let me guess. You got a lap dance,
and now you feel guilty.

- How'd you know?
- Heh, very funny.

You may have partied us under the table,
but at least I'm on a junk food high.

Is that why you're walking around town
eating French fries?

Look up.

- What are you doing up there?
- I'm just clearing my head, ah.

I asked a girl a big question last night.
She just sort of left me hanging.

- Ugh, what a flake.
- That's all right.

She's probably just doing
some soul-searching.

- Want some?
- You deliver?

- Ugh.
- See? Sublimating can be fun.

- You're mocking me.
- I am not mocking you.

I'm teaching you how to divert an instinctual
impulse into a socially acceptable activity.

Look, it's either this or squirrel blood.

Unless you're a rabbit person.

You ever try to hunt a rabbit? Humbling.

Imagine cherishing something
for 150 years.

And then imagine that
being ripped away from you.

Believe me, it's devastating.

My friends are gone. Let me grieve.

Your grief is attracting
a lot of attention.

And you're lucky I'm not Damon.
You would be locked in a cell by now.

But not you.

You feel the need to connect.

Or is this strictly
a Ripper-to-Ripper pep talk?

Reformed Ripper.

Who happens to think this relationship
is worth saving.

No. No, I can't do this.

You were the only one...

...who was able to flip
my humanity back on.

- Damon fed me a story.
- And it worked.

All I'm saying is maybe, deep down...

...you still feel something for me.

Stefan, the woman who raised you...

...lived under the hand
of a cheating, abusive husband.

She was weak.

She got sick and died.

And then a new Lily was born.

A powerful Lily who took what she wanted
and found a family that embraced her.

So when I look at you, it's...

It's not that I don't love you.

It's that I'm reminded
of that pathetic woman...

...when all I want to do
is forget that she ever existed.

Well, then, let's...

...start over.

Clean slate.

Let me help you get through this.

We can start something new. Just...

...you have to trust me.

You never could look me in the eye
when you were telling me a lie.

Sorry about the mess.

- I love it up here.
- Well, soak it in while you can.

Load up on fries.

- Because trans-fat is no friend to humans.
- Heh.

Did you mean it when you told me
you'd take the cure?

Or were you just afraid that...

- ...you were gonna lose me?
- Honestly?

Bit of both.

Yeah.

Well, here's what I'm afraid of.

I'm afraid that if you do take it,
you'll lose something else that you love.

Heh, being a vampire.

We're not gonna be happy
if you resent me for the rest of our lives.

I don't know. I'm pretty sexy
when I'm resentful.

Seriously. Come on, Damon.

Are you ready to give all this up?

To be continued.

I want to show you something.

Where are we going?

Well, down, for starters. Unless you want
to wuss out and take the stairs.

- Ah, you only live once, right?
- Once or twice.

It's bad form to drink a thousand-dollar
bottle of bourbon by yourself.

So you're really doing this, huh?

Taking the plunge.

- Starting a family here.
- Yeah.

- Guess that's the plan.
- Want some drunk advice?

- Sure.
- I've got 30 stitches in my side.

All my friends are killers, except you.

You're a human. Which means it's
a miracle you're still alive.

You're a dick if you're okay
with bringing a kid into this.

Well, if that's your bachelor toast,
it really sucks.

Leave town.

That's my advice.

Take your happy fiancée,
your unborn baby and your miracle life...

...and get out.

Before it's too late.

You left dinner
because you weren't feeling well.

You won't remember anything unusual
that happened here.

Now, go home.

Broken glassware, the overwhelming
scent of fresh blood.

I see the family reunion went
without a hitch.

What took you so long? I had to compel
the entire restaurant myself.

I was looking for Damon.
Word is, he took off to find Elena.

He's not picking up his cell phone now.
It's just you and me.

Just you and me. Tsk. Aw.

Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Suppose we ought to get used to it.

- What the hell are you talking about?
- Ah.

That's right.

You haven't heard.

Damon has the cure.

And if we're to believe his bluster,
he plans on taking it with Elena.

I think I would know if my brother
were planning on turning human.

Based on the look of shock
on your face, you don't.

So we can either stand here
and debate the merits of Damon's word...

...or we can split up and find your mom
before she rips their heads off.

Which is it gonna be?

Bad news. Damon hijacked Elena.

So do you wanna
take this party somewhere else?

Yes. To my bed. If I can walk.

Oh, my God.

Good evening, Ms. Bennett.

I was out for a walk and I saw you through
the window and I thought, "I know her.

That young lady ruined my life."

Who is this?

Lily Salvatore.

Be careful.

Bonnie destroyed something
very dear to me.

And now all I feel is insatiable hunger.

I didn't do it to spite you, Lily.
I did it to keep Kai trapped.

Surely there's another way
to rescue my friends.

There is no other way.
And even if I could help, I wouldn't.

Now, let it go and get out.

Your mistake.

No, please.

I'm pregnant!

Twins.

What?

Good luck to you.

Stay calm. I'm gonna help you.

What's your favorite thing
about being a vampire?

I guess if I had to choose one thing,
it would be that I can heal people.

- Heh, said no vampire ever.
- Heh.

Okay. Well, then enlighten me.

I like all of it. The speed. The feed.

Everything's so heightened.

And eternally looking great in a black
leather jacket's not the worst thing either.

I'm forgetting something though.

Hmm... Oh, I remember.

Getting in people's heads
is quite a bit of fun too.

My old house.

You won't remember this, but this is
the first place I ever kissed you.

Another very happy memory
Ric scrubbed from your brain.

But this isn't real.

It's a fantasy.

You put this in my brain.

Isn't that the point?

I mean, as epic as this life is...

...I'd be giving up so much more
if we didn't do this.

I've had so much fantasy in my life, Elena.

Enough for a hundred lifetimes.

I'd give it all up for one life with you.

- You brought it with you.
- Well, I wasn't gonna leave it in the soap dish.

I want this, Damon.

No matter how much it scares me,
I can't pretend that I don't.

I know you do. You've wanted this
since the day you became a vampire.

- But for you, there's no going back.
- Never been my style.

- And you're impulsive. And reckless.
- And madly in love with you.

Forever, no matter how long
that's gonna be.

And taking this cure, Elena,
won't change that.

I'm ready for a little reality if you are.

I love you.

Till death do us part.

Bottoms up.

How do you feel?

I don't know.

I, ah, kind of feel...

- Looks so good.
- Looks good.

- Sorry.
- You first.

How about eggplant parmesan?

- You're an eggplant girl, huh?
- Is that bad?

You don't like eggplant.

Love it. Just taking notes.

- Mental notes.
- For what? Our second date?

No, I was thinking five-year anniversary.

Hang on.

I'm gonna get you home.
You're gonna be all right.

Elena, hey.

Hey.

You scared the crap out of me.

I think I'm okay.

- What happened?
- We were on our first date.

- What?
- Heh, yeah.

Damon. Damon,
I'm getting my memories back.

Damon, the cure.

It undid the compulsion.

- It worked.
- Yeah.

Wait.

It's not healing.

Damon, it's not healing.
That means it worked.

It worked.

How you feeling about that?

I feel...

I feel like I wanna kiss you.

Hang on.

Ah, Stefan.

Better be good, brother.
Elena and I are having a moment.

Damon, do not take that cure.

What?

- How do you even know?
- Lily got away. It's a bad time to be human.

- What's going on?
- You're right.

- We gotta lock her up.
- What is he saying? I can't hear anymore.

Apparently Mama Salvatore...

- Ugh.
- Aah!

I'm sorry, but I won't be imprisoned again.

I didn't have to turn into this person.

I kept her at bay for so long.

But my sons, they ruined everything.

- They were just trying to help.
- Look at me.

They're not helping.

You're bleeding.

You took the cure.

- You're human.
- You don't want to feed on me.

- Yes, Elena.
- Please.

- I do.
- No.

- No!
- Ugh.

Really? Come on.

Elena.

Focus.

No.

It's okay. It's okay.

Usually we don't yank out
penetrating objects, but don't worry.

Squeeze my hand
if you have trouble breathing.

No squeeze? Good. That's really good.

Come on, up. Up.

No, no. Don't try and talk.

I heard what she said. Twins.

Means I'm number one
on Kai's most wanted list.

Congratulations.
You have been bumped to number two.

So thank you for destroying
that stupid Ascendant.

I hope you meant what you said,
there's no way out of that prison.

I promise. He's not getting out.

Worst bachelorette party ever, right?

Let's get to the hospital.

I got out through
the tunnels. She came through the Grill.

She might still be there.

We're right outside, so get home.
We'll deal with her.

- Elena's safe. Get up. We need to find Lily.
- Ugh, ugh.

Yeah. Oh, I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

So were you gonna tell me or was it just
easier to be your normal, dickish self?

- What do you think?
- I think being human is the last thing you want.

I want to be with Elena, Stefan.

Do you have any idea what it feels like
for me? To have to hear it from Enzo?

To have no say
as to whether I lose my brother or not?

Of course I know what it feels like.
Why do you think I didn't tell you?

Can we go find our mother?

Look what you've done to your mother.

I'm a mess.

In a few days, or months, or years,
you'll feel different.

What does it matter if I'm alone?

Terrified of falling off the edge?

I suppose I'd be like you, wouldn't I?

Sad and alone.

No, no, no. You don't want to do that.

Please don't do that.

Stay alive for us. Your sons.

The ones who I know that deep down inside,
you still care about.

And who still care about you.

You're looking into my eyes.

You always had such pretty eyes.

You okay?

- Oh, my God.
- It's okay. It's not my blood. It's okay.

- How's Bonnie?
- She's fine. Damon gave her some of his blood.

What about you? How are you?
How's the baby?

Babies, actually.

Turns out there's two of them
cooking in there.

Twins.

Okay.

Look, the more the merrier.

Even if Kai never escapes that prison...

...my family is gonna try
and take them from us.

A new Gemini twin merge is the only thing
that can strip Kai of his power.

We won't let them find out.

How is that possible?

Because after the wedding,
we're gonna disappear.

We're gonna go somewhere
where your family can't find us.

Alaric, I can't ask you
to give your whole life up for me.

You, the baby...

Babies.

...You are my life.

And all I care about is keeping you safe.

Good news from the front lines.

Bonnie is okay, Jo is okay...

...and Lily has been laid down
for a long winter's nap.

- You look lost in thought.
- I remember everything.

Every moment.

It's like a million tiny, little pieces
of my heart have fallen back into place.

I remember the moment that we met.
The moment that we fell in love.

How much I didn't want to love you,
but it was like...

It was like I was being swept up
into a current.

- I was consumed by it.
- That's a good thing, right?

Damon, I remember everything. Every kiss.

Every conversation.

- I still don't see how that's bad, heh.
- Heh.

We've already had this discussion, Damon.

About the cure.

- On the island.
- What? No.

That was totally different.

Was it? Because I remember it
like it was yesterday.

Take the cure with me.

That's how much I know this is real.

That's how certain I am
that I'm gonna love you...

...even after this is all over.

Take the cure.

Be human with me.

You know, I used to miss being human.

Now I can't think of anything
more miserable on Earth.

You walked away from me.
You didn't want me to change your mind.

- Because you don't want this.
- Hey. That was a long time ago.

- You haven't thought this through.
- What? No.

You're so afraid of losing me, you've convinced
yourself you can endure a human life...

- Don't tell me what to think.
- Stefan, what does he think?

I don't care what Stefan thinks.
I've made up my mind.

I'm not gonna have him drown me in guilt
and have me change my mind.

Damon. I love you.

More than I ever thought
was humanly possible.

I'm not trying to hurt you,
but I can't let you do this.

Not before you've let everyone in your life
try to talk you out of it. Including you.

Hello?

Look who's awake.

Lorenzo? Is that you?

Just wanted to make sure
you were in good hands.

Let me out so we can speak
like civilized people.

That's not gonna happen.

I can take it from here.

She's fragile.

She should be around someone she trusts.

I said, I can take it from here.

I'll come visit, Lily.
This is a family matter now.

You know, earlier you asked me
what it'd feel like...

...to have something I cherished
for 150 years ripped away from me.

You're right, I'd be devastated.

A little late to win me over.

It's never too late.
That's the upside of eternity.

You'll be my mother for the next century.

And the one after that
and the one after that.

And one day, maybe not soon...

...but one day...

...you'll see me as your son.

Stefan.

You have no idea
what devastation feels like.

But you will.

Because I'm going to find a way
to get my people back.

No matter what it takes.

Come and get it.

Big breakfast for a big day.

It's time we get the
hell out of this place.