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[birds singing]
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♪ Broke into the old apartment
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♪ This is where
we used to live ♪
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♪ Broken windows,
broke and hungry ♪
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♪ Broken hearts
and broken bones ♪
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♪ This is where
we used to live ♪
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♪ Broke into
the old apartment... ♪
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MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
here they are now.
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KALEY CUOCO:
You have made every single one
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of these episodes these 12 years
an absolute dream come true.
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[applause and cheering]
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♪ Broke into the old apartment
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♪ This is where
we used to live. ♪
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[buzzer sounds,
indistinct chatter]
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Hi. I'm Kaley Cuoco,
and I've played Penny
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for the last 12 years
on The Big Bang Theory.
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And I'm Johnny Galecki.
I've played Leonard Hofstadter.
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Come on, TV husband.Yes, ma'am.
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Every show night, Johnny and I
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have walked to this rail,
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climbed ourselves up
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and thanked our
studio audience
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for their love and
support of this show.
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But tonight,
we want to thank you,
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the audience at home,
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without whom none
of this would be possible.
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You kept us here
for over a decade in a job
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we absolutely adore.So we want to take you
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behind the scenes of our very
special show, The Big Bang,
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share some secrets,
some special moments,
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as we say good-bye
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[voice breaking]:
to a place that's been
our home for a long time.
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GALECKI:
This is Stage 25
on the Warner Brothers lot
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in exotic Burbank, California.
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Earlier this year,
it was officially renamed
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"The Big Bang Theory Stage."
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I think
it's only the fifth stage
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in the history of Warner
Brothers that's been named
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after a show, right?That was a really special day.
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That was a good day.
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We've done so many
crazy set-ups.
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[pinging][honking, revving]
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GALECKI:
It's been a desert.
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A casino, hotel rooms.Planetarium.
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The wedding rooftop,
International Space Station.
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Do you remember when
I asked you where
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the International
Space Station was?
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[laughs]
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GALECKI:
I was excited to have
the Dagobah set here.
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As a kid,
I was a hugeStar Wars fan.
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And then to have Bob Newhart
was just incredible.
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When Obi-Wan came to Luke,
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he gave him all sorts
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of helpful advice,
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so, um, what do you got for me?
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Always...
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get... get a prenup.
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CUOCO:
Remember our car scenes?
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So cars are set up here.
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MAN:
Action!
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Leonard, where are you going?
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Well, to work.
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So, when
the live studio audience
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is-is here,
we would simulate
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the car scenes, and then,
record their laughter, so that
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the laughter was genuine
when the show would air.
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[applause and cheering]
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CUOCO:
Our week starts on Wednesday.
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That's our table reads.
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GALECKI:
We gather around a big table
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and read it aloud
for the first time.
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And do you read yours right
when you get it Tuesday nights?
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Immediately, yeah,
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out of respect for the writers.
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We're aware of the
weeks, if not months,
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of hard work they
put into the script,
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and we're gonna show
up and read it cold?
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I read it cold every week.[laughs]
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That's not true.That's 100% true.
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Table reads are awesome,
'cause I laugh so hard.
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I watched the news today.
Has the whole world gone mad?
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[laughter]
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CUOCO:
Hi.
GALECKI:
Hi.
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Hi.
[laughing]:
Hi.
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Oh, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
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Hi.Hi.
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Hi?
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I just remember you and Jim
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and this visual of this duo.I hope so.
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Oh, really?Yeah, and I was like...
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I just was so excited
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to be part
of whatever was going on
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with the two of you.
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Should we have invited her
for lunch?
No.
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We're gonna start season two
of Battlestar Galactica.
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We already watched
the season two DVDs.
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Not with commentary.
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I remember Jim and I
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getting a piece of
furniture up the stair.
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And I remember
the audience laughing
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at a place where we didn't...
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Expect.
Expect.
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I don't have this.
I don't have this!
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Help me out!You don't have this.
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And then, we kind of
locked eyes, like,
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"Oh, this is
interesting and fun."
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Like, they're on the
ride with us. They...
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These characters.
The show hadn't aired yet,
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and there was a fight
to these guys.
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Ah, gravity--
thou art a heartless bitch.
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So much has happened
in this apartment.
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Amy got her tiara.[laughing]:
Yeah.
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♪ Oh, it's a tiara!
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A tiara. I have a tiara!
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Put it on me. Put it on me.
Put it on me. Put it on me.
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Put it on me.
Put it on me.
Put it on me.
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You look beautiful.
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Of course I do! I'm a princess,
and this is my tiara!
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The Penny-Amy painting.
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I wanted to get you something
you didn't have.
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CUOCO:
We were laughing so hard,
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it took us about
a good two minutes
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till we could actually
say the dialogue.
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We were just... The tears
were, like, coming down.
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That painting will haunt me.
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Remember the scene where we were
sitting here, very early on?
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We were getting...
We were drunk.
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Not drunk in real life,
but it was this...
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And we got to...
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We were passing the lime
back and forth.
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GALECKI:
Yeah.
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Aah!
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Where's the lime?
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[both laughing]
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Okay. We're sharing.
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[audience whooping]
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A lot of slumber
parties with the girls.
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[shrieks]:
Oh!
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Pillow fight!
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Ooh, all the girls reading
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comic books, sitting here.
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How'd you guys
finish so fast?
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I don't know,
there were a lot of pictures
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and one page only had
the word "Brakadoom."
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W-Why was that?CUOCO:
We were trying
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to understand you guys.[laughs]
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Which is the theme
of the whole show.
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There was a lot of action...Mm.
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...and the story moved along
at a brisk pace.
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It was, overall...
what's the word I'm looking for?
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Stupid?So stupid.
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Oh, remember
the scene
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where Sheldon
sleeps over
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and I have to sing
him "Soft Kitty"?
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♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty
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♪ Little ball of fur
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♪ Happy kitty...
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Um...
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Sleepy kitty.
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♪ Sleepy kitty... No.
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Start over.
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Another favorite
of mine is when
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Penny breaks her
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shoulder in-in the shower
and Sheldon
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has to dress me.
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Hey, you got to help me
get my arm into the sleeve.
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Okay.
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Is that my arm?
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When you think of The Big Bang
Theory,you think of food.
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Did you remember to ask
for the chicken with broccoli
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to be diced, not shredded?Yes.
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Brown rice, not white?
Yes.
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Did you stop
at the Korean grocery
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and get
the good hot mustard?
Yes.
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Did you pick up
the low sodium soy sauce
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from the market?
Thank you.
Yes.
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You're welcome.
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What took you so long?
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It's kind of what
bonded these characters.
Yeah.
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They eat. They sit down
and eat together.
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Quick poll:
PS4 or Xbox One?
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Raj?Uh, Xbox One.
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Penny?Huh?
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Leonard.PS4.
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Wolowitz?Both great.
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Bernadette?I like the Wii.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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Where do we start
with guest stars?
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We've had so many
amazing people.John Ross Bowie
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as Kripke. I'm making tea.
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Would you like a cup?
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Am I wearing a
summer frock?
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No, I don't
want tea.
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Brian Posehn.
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H-Him and
his geology.
[chuckling]
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Thanks for coming to the
Mineral and Rock Show with me.
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GALECKI:
Keith Carradine as your dad.
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That was a big deal for me. CUOCO: Oh.
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Katey Sagal as my mom.
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Miss Baranski. Oh.Laurie Metcalf.
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Let's all remember what
it says in the Bible.
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"He who is slow to anger
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is better than the mighty."
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Oh, dear woman, can you please
read another book?
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When God writes one,
I will.
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Adam West.Batman finally came
to your party.
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Happy birthday, Sherman.
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GALECKI:
James Earl Jones.
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Let me guess.
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You like Star Wars.
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CUOCO:
Billy Bob Thornton. Does Penny live here?
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May I ask why?
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Well, uh, I-I met her
at my office.
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She winked at me a-and, uh...
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I, I-I came hoping
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to initiate
a romantic relationship.
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Stephen Hawking,
of course.
Oh.
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You made an arithmetic mistake
on page two.
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It was quite the boner.
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I had to actually
say the line--
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He's the wheelchair dude
who invented time.
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He's right there
watching the rehearsal.Mm-hmm.
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And I say this line, I just look
at him like, "I'm so sorry."
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He thought it
was so funny.
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But he was right there.I remember Simon
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being very nervous
to do his impersonation.
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I would not do your
Stephen Hawking
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impression in
front of him.
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I suppose that could be
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considered offensive.[laughter]
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Speaking of Simon's
impersonations.
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Oh, his Pacino.
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[gruff]:
You're playing D&D.
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You're playing D&D.
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This whole apartment...
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...is playing D&D. Hah.
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CUOCO:
Shatner and Manganiello.
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Bill Gates was great.
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[voice breaking]:
Ever since I was a little kid,
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I've looked up
to you like... like a hero.
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Would you
like a tissue?
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How about a hug?
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How-how about a tissue?
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CUOCO:
Steve Wozniak, Elon Musk.
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We had a lot of Nobel Laureates on the show.
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GALECKI:
Three, at least. Buzz Aldrin.
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I walked on the moon.
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What have you done?
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Carol Ann Susi, I have
to give special tribute to.
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She played, uh,
the voice of Howard's mom.
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[bang]MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard,
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I'm home!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Sheldon!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Does he like the pancakes?
255
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,628
He didn't try them yet!
256
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,282
Yes, Mrs. Wolowitz.
257
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,501
Although we never saw her,
258
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,416
she was a big, big part
of the show.
259
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,461
Well, I remember
when word came down
260
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:39,247
that she had passed,
we gathered around here,
261
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:42,163
everybody, and just told stories
about Carol Ann...
262
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,512
I mean, she-- Yeah.
263
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,601
...and cried a bit
and laughed a lot.
264
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,778
And then, uh, executive
producer Steve Molaro and I
265
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:51,476
went to Props and asked them
to print up this photo of her.
266
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,652
So she's been in every...
267
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Every episode.Every episode.
268
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Everyone loved her so much.
269
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All right, come on in.
So, here we are in the most
270
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,666
epic wardrobe room,
I think, ever.
271
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Everyone has their own wall.
272
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:09,973
We got Raj over here.
273
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All his sweater vests.
274
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We got Leonard on this side.
275
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:16,066
I think this robe might be
one of the most
276
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,025
famous robes in television.GALECKI:
It's that
277
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,461
and Archie Bunker's. Yeah.CUOCO: Leonard's robe.
278
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,115
Star Trek? My chain mail.
279
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,246
Star Trek. I got it right.
280
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,726
[laughing]:
Well done.
281
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,946
I know Mr. Data isn't
supposed to smile,
282
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,165
but here it comes.
283
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,954
Come on, guys.
Let's do this.
284
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:36,913
Yeah, I'm sweating
my bald cap off.
285
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,915
[beatboxing]
286
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,357
There-- Who was in that?
Raj.
Raj.
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00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,969
For Halloween. Raj was Aquaman.
288
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GALECKI:
Those are the Flashes, right?
289
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,016
Oh, my gosh.
290
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:53,930
See, this is why I wanted
291
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,106
to have a costume meeting.
292
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,500
We all have other costumes.
We can change.
293
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:01,677
Or we could walk right behind
each other all night.
294
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,419
It'll look like one person
going really fast.
295
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,511
Oh, that was my cat outfit
when I first kissed you.
296
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,426
Halloween.
Oh, yeah.
297
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,081
The most iconic of all time
298
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,605
are Wolowitz's belt buckles.
299
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,650
It's a light saber
belt buckle.
300
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:21,088
[imitates light saber whoosh]
301
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,698
[chuckles] Wow.
302
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,353
I have one, too.
303
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,920
Check it out.
304
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,225
You can wear yours,
and we can have
305
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,967
little sword fights
whenever we want.
306
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,535
[making whooshing sounds]
307
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,974
Sheldon's zombie, when he
popped up from the couch.
308
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,760
[shouting]
309
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,983
My Valentine's Day outfit.
310
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,768
Is that mine or yours?That was-- [laughs]
311
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,683
BOTH:
Happy Valentine's Day!
312
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,207
[blowing noisemaker]
313
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,645
That's, obviously,
Amy's incredible dress
314
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,081
from their wedding.
315
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:02,782
[gasps]
Wow! You look like
a pile of swans.
316
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:09,440
Amy, do you take Sheldon
for your lawful wedded husband?
317
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,573
I do.
318
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:14,010
[crying]:
And, Sheldon, same thing.
319
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,144
Over here, the fencing outfit.
320
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,841
I was very excited by...
321
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,061
'Cause I always wanted
to take a fencing lesson.
322
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,106
One, two, three.
323
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,240
Switch again.
One, two, three.
324
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,024
[phone chiming]
Ehh!
325
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,983
Excuse me.
326
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,288
Can I call you back?
327
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,118
No, I'm-I'm teaching a class.
328
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,079
What about Bernadette?
[laughs]Oh, from the pageant, right?
329
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,210
Yes.
Yeah.
330
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,734
I'm Bernadette Maryann
Rostenkowski
331
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:46,173
from Yorba Linda, California!
332
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,391
Remember the Bavarian pretzel?
333
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,045
Bavarian pretzel.Who could forget?
334
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:53,615
Ich bin einBavarian.
335
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:57,053
Und ich bin ein a pretzel.
336
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,360
We're here in the prop room
on the stage.
337
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,753
Uh, this is
the Internet kissing...
338
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,974
We made some memories in here....that Wolowitz came up with
339
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,584
in a very disturbing scene.
340
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,461
Whoa! You just bit my tongue!
341
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,985
I, like, nibbled.
I was being playful.
342
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,685
Why do you have to
make everything weird?
343
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:21,817
Sorry.
344
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,910
Better?
345
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,391
Oh, yeah.
346
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,482
That's the ring...
347
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,005
CUOCO: Lord of the Rings
ring.
348
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,311
GALECKI:
...that we all held.
349
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,140
Ah.
350
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:43,012
Okay, everybody, and plié.
351
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,282
And relevé.
352
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,635
Worst toy invention ever.[laughing]
353
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,725
Remote control
Stephen Hawking!
354
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:07,384
The gift Penny gave
to you and Sheldon, right?Mm-hmm.
355
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,603
Ta-da!
356
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,214
[gasps]
A vintage, mint, in-box
357
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,174
1975 Mego Star Trektransporter,
358
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,785
with real transporter action.
Hot darn!
359
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,049
And I got you
a transporter, too!
360
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,225
Awesome!
361
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,621
That was awesome.We had a lot of
robots on the show.
362
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,405
We had Shelbot. Yeah.Bazinga!
363
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,754
[horns blaring]
364
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:30,755
BattleBots.
Yeah.
365
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,756
No, I think I'm just gonna
366
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,280
stay in tonight and do laundry.
367
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,238
[screaming]
368
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,544
Robot Arm Wolowitz.
369
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,633
Oh, yeah,
370
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:42,419
just like a real hand.
371
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:49,165
You slipped and fell
into a robot hand?
372
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:52,908
Yes.
373
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,432
Penis-first?
374
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,045
Well, I think the most
memorable prop that we have
375
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,308
in here comes from season two.
376
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,788
The famous napkin
377
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,399
that Penny gives to Sheldon
378
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:09,229
she has Leonard Nimoy sign
for him as a gift.
379
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,579
Sheldon freaks out
and claims that
380
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,016
he now has Leonard Nimoy's DNA.
381
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,279
Sorry the napkin's dirty.
He wiped his mouth with it.
382
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,372
All I need is a healthy ovum,
383
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,505
and I can grow
my own Leonard Nimoy!
384
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,550
[audience laughing, applauding]
385
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,816
And which leads to one
of my favorite moments
386
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,428
that Shenny had
over the course of the show,
387
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:37,213
where he comes out and gives her, like, ten gifts,
388
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,302
and then he hugs her.
389
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,271
Entrée.Comic Book store.
390
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,142
Yep.
How many scenes have
you had in here?
391
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,970
Oh, a lot more than you.
392
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:55,971
No, you were here for
"Scavenger Hunt."
393
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,146
I've been in here
a bunch, yes.
394
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,539
One of my favorite episodes.
I always say it.
395
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,802
Melissa trying to hit me...Punch you.
396
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,847
...in a way that looked
realistic at all."Punch you."
397
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,371
Penny, I just wanted
to say good luck,
398
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,026
and I hope there's
no hard feelings.Hey, Romeo!
399
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,333
repair your relationship
on your own time!
400
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,682
The great Kevin Sussman.
401
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,423
What do you want for it?
402
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,643
Well, it's hard to put a price
on something
403
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:19,038
that's a copy of something
that was on pay cable.
404
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,691
I, like, adore him.He is the comic book store.
405
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,737
[speaking Klingon]
406
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,916
Did that guy just say,
"revenge is a dish
407
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,179
best served cold" in Klingon?
408
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,573
I believe so.
409
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,967
What is wrong with him?
410
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,361
Everyone has a different theory.
411
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,061
It's not a dress-up party?
412
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,845
No.
413
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,935
Was it ever a dress-up party?
414
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,111
No.
415
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,375
Howard, didn't you tell me
it was a dress-up party?
416
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,421
Yeah.
[laughs]
417
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,857
Footprints on the Moon
made their debut.
418
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,293
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones
419
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,729
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones
420
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,471
BOTH:
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones
421
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,951
♪ One plays with lightning
422
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:06,998
♪ The other plays with bones.
423
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,001
Come on.You won't believe this.
424
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:13,309
When we have guests come,
they immediately want to see
425
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:14,832
what's down here.
This is it.
426
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,879
A lot of chewed gum here.Yeah.
[laughs]
427
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,011
It's kind of like,
how dogs mark trees,
428
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,883
actors mark stages this way
with just chewed gum.Yeah.
429
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,146
That's not true.
We're just disgusting.
430
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,626
We're disgusting.
431
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,541
How about "bazinga"?
432
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,978
Bazinga.
433
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,024
Bazinga.
434
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,418
Bazinga.
435
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,507
Jim, you guys-- They complained
about that for days.I hate to sound spoiled,
436
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,118
but we got out of that,
and we were just...
437
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,815
coated in dirt.
Filth.
438
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,947
Yeah. They washed the balls
the next day.
439
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,167
That's key to being on set.You got to wash the balls.
440
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,822
Bazinga.
[laughs]
441
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,780
DIRECTOR:
And that's a cut.
442
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:50,955
[cheers and applause]
443
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,479
[man shouting indistinctly]
444
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,658
♪
445
00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,095
It's been an honor
and joy for this cast
446
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,923
to perform for you guys
for 12 years.
447
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,969
Thank you so much.
448
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,537
[cheering and applause]
449
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,627
Well, we've come to the end.
450
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,629
I don't really want
to say good-bye.
451
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,065
[laughs]
452
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,417
What you see here is not
all that goes on.
453
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,942
And this crew has really helped make this show what it is.
454
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,073
GALECKI: Honestly,
it could not be possible
455
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:25,207
without the 150-so
crew and staff
456
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,601
that work incredibly hard
and get, much,
457
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,212
much too little credit for it.
458
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,953
We thank you very, very much
for all your hard work.
459
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,824
I really want to sit
in that seat.
460
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,348
Penny...
Yeah?
461
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,307
That's where I sit.
462
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,266
Sit next to me.
463
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,661
No, I sit there.
464
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:45,880
What's the difference?
465
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,752
What's the difference?Here we go.
466
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,928
In the winter, that seat is
close enough to the radiator
467
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,930
to remain warm,
and yet not so close
468
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,236
as to cause perspiration.
469
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,890
In the summer,
it's directly in the path
470
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,936
of a cross-breeze, created by
opening windows there and there.
471
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,808
It faces the television
at an angle that is
472
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,027
neither direct, thus
discouraging conversation,
473
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,072
nor so far wide
as to create
474
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,639
a parallax distortion.
475
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:10,687
I could go on, but I think
I've made my point.
476
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,560
Do it. Do it.
He's not around.
All right.
477
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:16,084
Nope. Can't do it.[laughs]
478
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,912
No.
479
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:22,438
♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
480
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,398
♪ Then nearly
14 billion years ago ♪
481
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,923
♪ Expansion started... Wait!
482
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,273
♪ The Earth began to cool
483
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,449
♪ The autotrophs began
to drool ♪
484
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,930
♪ Neanderthals developed tools
485
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:40,021
♪ We built a wall,
we built the pyramids ♪
486
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:45,331
♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
487
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:46,375
♪ That all started
with a big bang. ♪
488
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,206
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