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Dear Nico, I'm sorry I missed
our Skype session today,

but I was busy saving Brooklyn.

Between the bomb, terrorists,
Zoroastrian wedding...

and a crazy French family,
I had my hands full.

Oh, yeah,
and that stupid egg.

- There's his van.
- He's making the delivery.

Remy said they were getting
married on the rooftop.

Move fast. The guests will
be here any minute. Esposito,
you're coming in with me.

Sullivan, you go
through the front. If he's
holding an egg, don't fire.

Hey, what about me?

You stay here in case
we get blown to bits.

That's not good.

It's beautiful.
Thank you so much.

Police. Freeze. Stop. Right now.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Put it down.

No, no, no. Drop it. No.

- No, no, don't. Don't drop it.

- I drop it, and we all die.
- That's a school across the street.

- You don't want to do this.
Step away from the side.

Don't do it.

N.Y.P.D. Do not drop the egg.

Oh, no.

N.Y.P.D. You're surrounded.

Cat?

Captain Baker?

Esposito?
Anyone? Help me.

Maybe I better start at the
beginning, with the zombies.

It started out as just another
beautiful day in Brooklyn.

Detective Sullivan, we have
a report of a dead body.

Please respond.

- Yeah. Sullivan, 125th.

Took you long enough. We got here as fast as we could.

Traffic was horrible. Do I look like I care?

Get rid of the body
before it starts to stink...

and the rats start eating it.

Where is it? Dumpster.

You the one who called it in?

Yeah, I found him
when I was taking out
the trash.

Two able-bodied sons, and I'm still hauling trash...

down four flights
in my slippers.

Yeah, they'll find out
how hard life is
when I'm dead and gone.

Lazy bastards, just like
their worthless father.

Hey!
- Yeah, I'm talking
about you, Vinnie.

You fat piece of crap.
Shut up, Estele.

He's lazy maybe
because she's so mean.

- Oh, my God.
- Ugh.

Oh, no, no, no.
I don't think
you should touch it.

What? He doesn't look right.

Yeah, he looks dead, Leo.

More like the undead. Oh, come on.

Seriously?
What are you doing?
Don't touch him.

I need to check his pulse
to see if he's alive.

- We're all gonna die.

- I don't do zombies.
- What the...

I don't do zombies. The dead
are at the top of the list
of things I don't do.

- Zombies don't move that fast.

They do in 28 Days Later
and World War Z.

- Leo!
- This is a major mistake.

Get the hell out
of the street. Hey.

Oh, my God.
He's gonna eat him.

Oh, shut up. Come on.

Go!

I'm telling you, Cat,
chasing zombies is a bad idea.

Do zombies drive cars?

No. Maybe it's a new breed.

There's no such thing
as zombies.

Then explain the guy
driving the car. Leo.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Don't get too close.

Is he all right

He's spitting blood.
Don't touch the blood.

Ugh. Oh, no.

Courier.
On the back.
Cup of fire.

Cup of fire?
What does that mean?

- Don't let the blood
touch you, okay?
- Just... All right, call 911.

What Are you crazy?
We need to call the C.D.C.,
the White House...

The National Guard. Leo, call 911 now!

We should call the White House.
Obama!

Grand Army Plaza. Rambo.

I don't understand.

Two birds have taken flight,
and you gotta meet swan, 6:45...

6:45
What's happening
at 6:45?

Hey. 6:45.

What is happening at 6:45?

We're all going to die.

He's in quarantine, in a coma.
Monica's with him now.

Oh, my God.

The doctor
checked you both out?

Yes, thoroughly.
We're clean.
No contaminants.

This is always how it starts.
It always starts like this.

What are you talking about?
How what starts?

The zombie apocalypse. Leo.

The zombie apoca...

I'm not even asking
what he's talking about. Please don't.

Captain, I would officially like
to resign my consultant status.

It's too late.
You're a material witness.
You're not going anywhere.

I don't do zombies.

What the hell?

The way he said "cup of fire,"
it sounded like a bomb.

Cat, could have been
talking about hemorrhoids.

- Oh, no, that's ring of fire.
- Oh, that's appropriate.

- Yeah, that is the worst.
You know what works?
- No.

A tea bag, a warm tea bag. Tea bag?

Yeah, 'cause the warm
tea bag alone is good...

Come on.
- Yeah.

We're all gonna die.
Right? Got that much.

Grand Army Plaza, 6:45.

The courier is gonna bring it
on the back of... of something.

But look, it just... There's gonna be
a bomb tonight, 6:45,

Grand Army Plaza,
which is in five hours.

But you don't have to worry.
Because Rambo, right there.
He's gonna be there.

He's gonna save us.
Is it funny to you?

We'll see how long you laugh
when it starts spreading
and people eat each other.

People you know...
family, friends, coworkers.

- I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
- Don't ask him to explain.

- It doesn't matter. Listen.

Cat, this guy sounds
like he's rambling.

"Eggs have been switched."
"Two birds have taken flight."
"Gotta meet swan."

You know what?
He could be talking about a zoo.

We got no terror alerts
from anyone... F.B.I., Homeland
Security, the mayor's office.

- Maybe they don't know yet.
- Maybe we're dealing
with a whack job.

- Come on.
This guy's probably on drugs.
- Work.

What the hell
are you doing, Romba?

Looking at some
personals.

Yeah,
which are found on the back
of the Fort Greene Courier.

Courier.

"Eggs have been switched.
Two birds have taken flight."

Come on.
That is not a coincidence. - ...Detective Sullivan.
- Okay, you can go.

- Caitlyn. Hi.
- Oh, no.

I thought we should talk.
You haven't returned
my calls or my texts.

Yeah.
Now is not a good time.

So when will be a good time? I will... I'll call you.

Which means you won't.
The American brush-off.

Well, it has been an absolute pleasure
knowing you, Detective Sullivan.

No, no, no. Stop. Stop.
I promise you I'm gonna
call you, okay?

It's just...
Now is a really bad time.

Oh, God. Leo.

So, you must be Rhys.

- And you must be Leo.
- In the flesh.

Oh, this looks like
it's gonna get interesting.

I'm gonna lay 50 bucks
the English guy's gonna
take him down.

Fifty bucks?
I'll take that action. The English, they box.

I hear you told Cat
some pretty unsavory things
about the French.

Now is not the time.

- I've only told her the truth.
- Rhys.

- From a British perspective.
- What other perspective
would I tell it from?

Spoken like a man who thinks
British imperialism is still
alive and well.

Which, by the way,
is the root of all problems
in the world today.

200 French streets, monuments
and institutions commemorate
the era of Napoleon,

the inventor
of totalitarian dictatorship.

- Is that really something
to be proud of?
- Okay, that's enough.

And only a pompous Brit
would think anyone in France
actually cares about Napoleon.

I think they're just gonna
bore each other to death.

What the hell are they doing? No, it's like a European
preparation thing.

Stop looking at me with
your condescending look, please.

I understand exactly
what you're saying.

Like many English,
I do speak French.

With an accent. Please just stop it. Stop it.

Where did you find that guy?

In an alley. Why?

Because he's got necrosis
in most of his tissue.

What the hell's necrosis?

His cells are dying prematurely
at an accelerated rate.

- Zombie apocalypse.
- It will be if it is what I suspect.

- I knew it.
- Your guy in quarantine...

was exposed to some kind
of chemical or biological toxin,

and to do that damage
so quickly, that toxin
had to be weaponized.

Oh, man. This is bad.

- I probably shouldn't
have heard that, should I?
- No, you shouldn't have.

And you can either
stay here voluntarily
or we lock you up in a cell.

Sorry. I shall stay here voluntarily.
I prefer not to be incarcerated.

I'm gonna need
your cell phone too.

All right. Let's move
to an emergency protocol.

All right, listen up, everybody.
We're going to high terror alert.
This isn't a drill.

We have one individual who's
been exposed to a biological toxin
that's been weaponized.

I want everybody going.
Let's go. Get your hazmat gear.
Klein, let's move. Let's go.

Come on, people.
Move it.

- Let's go. Go, go, go.

I need you to set up
a holding station on Dekalb.
You understand me?

Hey, get this over right away. Yes, sir.

No, no, no. No, no.
Right now. Right now.

How many people
can be affected?

It depends on the size
of the delivery method
and how much toxin they have.

Well, can you give me
an estimate? No.

- No. I can't give you
a blast radius...

if I don't know
how big the bomb is.

Well, I need something
to go on, Monica. Come on.

You're the detective.

I have a sister.

And her kids and the dog,
they walk through the plaza every night.

Unless they have
a major amount of this stuff
in the delivery system,

the Grand Army Plaza,
it just doesn't make sense.

The toxin will get out
in the air. It will disperse.

They're going to look for
something that's more confined,
where a lot of people are,

so it'll be effective
and lethal and they'll get
a higher body count.

Barclays Center is less than
five minutes away from there.
The Mets are playing at 7:00.

I have tickets to the game...

which I don't think
I'll be attending
for obvious reasons.

The place'll be packed with people.

Maybe Grand Army Plaza
is just a staging area,

and they're meeting there
at 6:45.

Could be a subway attack.
It could be anything.

Right. All right, the ad
in the Fort Greene Courier was
placed anonymously yesterday...

and paid with a money order,
so there's no way to trace it.

I.D.'d the guy in quarantine.
One James Prall, ex-military.

Served in Afghanistan.
He comes home.
He joins God's Army.

Religious group. About as religious
as the Ku Klux Klan.

Those guys
are major douche bags.

F.B.I. and Homeland Security
have classified them
as a terrorist group.

They're responsible for 12 murders
and three bombings.

Word on the street is
they're trying to get a hold
of a weapon of mass destruction.

- It looks like they got one.
- If this guy is a terrorist,
why was he trying to warn us?

Maybe turning into a zombie
changed his attitude.

Last known address was in Bensonhurst.
Lived with his mother, Amanda Prall.

Look, we're spread thin.
You see something,
don't wait for backup.

Romba, we're requisitioning you
as a driver, since you're better
than either of these two.

What do you mean better?
- Captain, there's nothing
with my driving.

I don't have time right now
to argue about this. I want you
to take these two uniforms.

They need to peel off,
you let 'em go.

All right. Let's go. Let's move.
We know what we're doing?

He came back from the war
a different person.

So angry at what
America had become.

- He joined that church.

Yes. I tried to be open.
I tried not to judge.

But the things they do
and the way they think...

It's just wrong.
They're nothing but a hate group.

Sullivan, come here.
Listen, we checked the house.

We'll meet you outside. Yeah.

Do you have a current
address for your son?

Gotta go...

How current I don't know,
since he no longer speaks to me.

But this is what I have.

Thank you very much. He was always
such a good boy.

All he ever wanted to do
was serve his country.

Yeah. Gotta go. Sorry.

All units in the vicinity.

Suspicious package
under the bridge in Dumbo.

Copy that. Roger.
115 responding.

Guys, we have to peel off.
Suspicious package
under the bridge in Dumbo.

- You're not coming in there
with us, all right?

Why? No. This guy is a part
of God's Army. He's ex-military.

You know I can handle... You could be walking
into a trap.

It could be a bomb.
It could be anything.
You don't want to do this.

- I could...
- No. You need to stay out here
if something happens.

Call the captain.
Call the 'cinct.
Now do me a favor.

That's my parents, all right?
You got that number.

I would really appreciate it
if you would check on my mother
from time to time.

Just... if anything.

Just be careful. Yeah.

You are so dead right now.
I'm about to kill you, buddy.

Let's go.

Hey, move, and we will fire.
Get down.

- Get on your knees, now.
- Take those headphones off.

- Clear. He's all alone in here.

- I don... I didn't do anything.

Yes. Is that what this is about?
Is he... Is he in trouble?

- Yesterday.

- Morning. He left,
and he never came back.

- I don't know.

I called his cell phone last night,
but he didn't answer.

Is it unusual for your roommate
to disappear like that?

I'd say that it was
unusual for anyone
to disappear like that.

Can you please tell me what's going on
and who's going to fix my door.
I don't have insurance.

Listen to me.
Why didn't you call the police?

- Your disappearing roommate.

I'm his roommate,
not his mother.

Don't be a smart-ass.
Answer the question.

You're pointing guns in my face
and you knocked down my door,
so forgive me if I'm nervous.

Did you roommate say anything
about Grand Army Plaza...

and something going down
at 6:45 tonight?

No. Look. He's...
He's just my roommate.
I barely know this guy.

Hey, Rambo,
where you at, buddy
- He's getting out the window.

- Anywhere. Just go, man.

- You got it.
- Now! Go, go, go, go, go!

What are you doing? Stop.
What are you doing, man?

- Well, you said anywhere.
- Come on.

It's okay. Here.
Final destination.

No need to thank me, okay?
Ride's on me.

Where is the cup of fire,
and what is happening
at 6:45?

Their people will become
like walking corpses.

Their flesh melting away.
Their eyes will shrivel
in their sockets...

and their tongues
will decay in their mouths.

Listen, you're just making
this harder on yourself.
You understand?

And on that day,
they will be terrified,

stricken by the Lord
with great panic.

Religious fanatics
are spooky.

They will fight
against each other...

in hand-to-hand combat.

Walking corpses.
Zombies are even
mentioned in the Bible,

and so is
the zombie apocalypse.

"They will fight
against each other
in hand-to-hand combat."

Zachariah 14,
verse 12 and 13.

Huh

Catholic school.

Guy's a zealot.
He'll never talk.

Oh, we'll get him to talk.

Oh, you will?
And, uh, who the hell are you?

F.B.I. twins? Special Agent Swan,
Counterintelligence.

Swan, as in
"Gotta meet Swan."

Yeah. The guy you found
in the alley this morning...
Special Agent James Prall.

He's been working undercover
since he got back
from Afghanistan.

So he's not some
right-wing nut job hell-bent
on the destruction of America?

Hardly.
Prall's one of the most
patriotic Americans...

I've ever had the pleasure
of working with.

Somebody might want
to tell his mother that.

His estrangement from
his mother was an essential
part of his cover.

Well, it kept her safe.
Agent Prall called me yesterday.

His roommate said
that's the last time he saw him.

Prall was concerned his
cover might have been blown.

Agent Swan was supposed to
meet with him this morning.

- Grand Army Plaza.
That's our normal meeting place.

We can cross that off the list
of a place to put a bomb.

What does "eggs have been
switched" and "two birds
taken flight" mean?

No idea about eggs,
but "two birds in flight" refers
to two of the coconspirators.

Prall was trying to send us
a message that he couldn't
account for their whereabouts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Coconspirators?

Are you telling me there
are two other terrorists
running around out there?

- Actually three.

- No idea.

This is Robert Cochrane.

He's the one who supplied
the toxins that poisoned Agent Prall.

And he recruited
the other three guys
for his... plot.

- We don't know.

All we do know...
it's supposed to go down
at 6:45 tonight.

6:45? That's less
than four hours from now.

I want you
to go back to the alley
where the guy was found...

and start talking
to some of the neighbors
around there.

- Excuse me...
- He's dumped in that alley,
somebody saw something.

- Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.
- The bathroom's down the hall.

Thank you, but I'm good.
While I've been sitting here
contemplating my own mortality...

- Rhys, spit it out. Spit it out.
- Yes. Sorry.

I tend to gravitate
towards "irration"
when I get nervous.

- Rhys. Please.
- Yes. Sorry.

What if "cup of fire"
isn't a bomb but a place?

Thank you, Dr. Watson.
But the professionals
will handle this, okay?

- But you have a cab driver
helping you.
- A consultant.

- Mm.
- And, as much as I hate to admit it,
he could be right.

There's a sign on the restaurant
I've been driving by.

It has a big cup
with fire coming out of it.

Is that the same one
has a neon sign that says
"Terrorists 'R' Us"? No. But the restaurant
is in an Iranian neighborhood,

and you know those
God's Army people hate everyone
who's not white and Christian.

- Huh.
- All right, check it out.

What about the alley
and the neighbors?

We'll send Esposito to do it.

- Uh, no. Rhys.

Rhys Richards. Very good.
Esposito.

Excuse me.

Hey. Hey, how are you?
Eddie Esposito of the 125th.

Hey. Listen. You guys live
around here, right?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Late last night,
early this morning,
somebody dumped a body here.

Right there
in that Dumpster. Did you
guys see anything strange?

Like a van, guys,
anything like that?

Anything odd? Mm-mm.

No. Mm-mm. No.

Thanks a lot.
You take care. Yeah, no problem.

Paul, you little pervert.
I told you I'd break your phone
if I caught you taking pictures.

- Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
- If you post those videos of me
online, I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, Eddie Esposito
of the 125th.

You back up, okay?
Stop. Stop.

Okay, what's going on here?

Little pervert's
taking video of my ass.
It's not the first time.

It's not my fault
you've got a great ass.
Nice boobs too.

Okay, stop.
No. Back. Stop it!

- Eleven.

What are you,
French? No.

All right, listen.
Spielberg, look at me.

Did you take video
of something that happened
there last night, huh?

Did you?
You did, didn't you?
Come here.

Give that phone
right now. Give me the phone.

Hey, come here.
You back off, lady.

Get over here, kid.

That's the restaurant
over there.

There it is...
the Cup of Fire.

Stop bringing here into this and
trying to make it all about her.

Once and for all,
do you agree to the marriage
that your father arranged?

I do not.
And I told you that.

N.Y.P.D.
What's going on here?

Police.
Who called the police?

Are you here to arrest me? No.

What would make you
say that?

Because you think
that everybody that looks
like me is a terrorist.

- Oh.
- Because you think
that all Persians are Muslim.

All Muslims
are not terrorists.

We are Zoroastrian, okay?

I have no idea.
What is a "zoo-as"...
What is it? Zoo...

Perhaps you should educate yourself
before you accuse people.

I haven't accused
anybody of anything.

But... do you know
these men?

No.

Hmm?

I've seen them
in the neighborhood.

- I have no idea.

- Sorry I'm early.

- If that's okay.
- Now is really not a good time.

I just wanted you
to see the bridal bouquet,

and I still need to get
the address to the wedding site.

Can I call you later?
Now is really not...

- Okay. Have a good day.

Thank you very much. What is this?

You planned
a secret wedding?

Yes. I'm...

How could you?
Your father...

Died when I was a baby, Mom.
I don't even remember him.

So you choose
to marry a French Jew
instead of obeying your father?

Dan. I'm American.

I was born in America
just like Tamina.

She is not American.

Yes, I am. I've never
even been to Iran.

Tamina, it is the land
of our parents.

The land of my birth. Yeah, well, it's not
the land of mine.

You don't get it.
I just happen to have been born
to Persian Zoroastrian parents.

And Remy just happens
to have been born
to French Jewish parents.

Neither of us chose that.
But we did choose each other.

And I'm marrying Remy.
Please just try
and understand.

You dishonor this family.
You dishonor this family!

Hey! Right here.

I suggest you step outside
and cool off... now.

Move.

Move.

You should go out
the back way. Okay.

- I'll see you later.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

- Yeah.

My father arranged a marriage
for me when I was born.

I've never even met the guy,
and I'm not moving to Iran.

You're an American citizen.
You can choose whatever
you want.

Yeah. Someone should tell that
to my brother and my mother.

We wish you
and your husband-to-be
a very nice wedding.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

- I'm sorry, Mom.

But I love him.

Mom?

Mom.

- No, no, no. Wait. Wait.

I don't know.
I just want to... Just wait.

I don't trust her brother.

Sullivan Malkin?

Paladino Anybody?

Just me here, I think.

Oh, great. Get in here.

- Obviously you.

You're the only one in here.

If it's, uh...
If it's so obvious, why were you
calling everyone else's name?

- Sure.

You wanna hurry up?
We have a situation here.

Sorry. You type?

Of course. That figures.

- I think you just insulted me.
- I did. Inside.

Sure.
Come on.

Get in. Sit down. It's a nice office.

Yeah. Not there, nitwit.
In my seat.

Oh, in the big chair? Yeah, the big chair.

It's very nice and comfy.

Thank you. You can see
the whole bull pen from here.

Yeah, I know. Which is probably
why you're in here.

Can we cut out the small talk?
We have to get a status report
to the mayor A.S.A.P.

Right. I'm not sure I know
how to write a status report.

You're not writing
a "state-us" report.

You're writing
a status report.

Just type.
I'll dictate. All right?

That figures. It's just
you seem very comfortable
in the "dick-tatorial" role.

You're funny, Rice.

Rhys. Whatever it is.
I don't care. Just type.

Those guys
are up to something.

- In conclusion...
- Uh, you actually
want me to type that?

- "In conclusion."

Yeah. Why wouldn't
I want you to type it?
I'm concluding, aren't I?

Yes, but you shouldn't
say "in conclusion."

Your conclusion
should speak for itself.

Your audience should know that
you're concluding by the actual
concluding statement that...

that you're making.

In conclusion, Mr. Mayor. Perfect.

That's very good.

Ah, great. Now I lost
my train of thought.

That's because
it wasn't much of one.

What did you just say? Nothing at all. No. Nothing.

- Let me ask you
something, Rice.
- It's Rhys.

Whatever. Sure.

What exactly
are you intentions
with Detective Sullivan?

Excuse me

What are your intentions
with my goddaughter?

Goddaughter? Uh-huh.

- Caitlyn never mentioned that.
- Huh.

My intentions
are honorable, sir.

Well, they better be, sir.

Shouldn't we finish
this status report
for the mayor?

That's probably him
calling now, you think?

I'm watching you.

Baker.

Oh, my God.
He's gonna kill her
before she can marry him.

It's an honor killing.

Hey, shouldn't you call backup?
There is no backup.

You dishonored
our family, Tamina.

- You must pay with your life.
- No.

- Hey, drop the knife.

- Drop it!
- This has nothing to do
with the police.

This has everything
to do with the police.
Drop it.

She has dishonored
our family.

Drop the knife, or this is
gonna go between your eyes. Drop the weapon.

She will do it. Trust me.
Please drop the knife.

Drop it. Now.

Look, I know
why you're doing this.

You're frustrated.
You're angry.

But you don't want
to do this to your sister.
You love her.

Think this through.
You're gonna end up for
the rest of your life in jail.

- Shut up!
- Drop the weapon. Please.

I've been there.
Trust me, it's awful.

Please. Drop it.

All right.

Reach around my back
and grab my cuffs.

Yeah, you made
the right decision.

Come here.
Tamina, come here.
Come on.

You all right?
Anybody else?

Would anybody else
like a turn
Everybody good?

I know what you're thinking.

What does a Zoroastrian wedding
have to do with a bomb?
Everything.

What kind of religion
allows honor killings?

It's actually sexist, not religious.

It's only tolerated
in male-dominated cultures.

Religion has absolutely
nothing to do with it.

Hey, Captain,
you better see this.

You guys, come here.

Look. I got some video.
Two guys dumping
the body this morning.

There was no camera
in the alley.

It was from a kid
across the way.

- Nope.

No. Huh?

Oh, look.
He's got "39."

- Larry Csonka was 39, yeah.

- Miami Dolphins.
- Not the Miami Dolphins.

This belongs to Nicolas Anelka
when he was playing
for the enemy.

Paris Saint-Germain.

P.S.G.

It looks like we need to pay
our groom-to-be a visit.

You better hurry.
You only got three hours.

- I can't believe it.

What are you talking about, Dad?
You tried to bribe me not to marry Tamina.

That's different.
I want Jewish grandchildren.

Is that so wrong?
No offense, Tamina.

Considering the day
I've had so far,
no offense taken.

So you two are going
through with the wedding?

If we don't, backward people
like my brother and my future
father-in-law win.

Remy's my family now.
Or he will be in a few hours.

- Your wedding doesn't happen
to be at 6:45, does it?
- No, 7:30.

Fine. You want to get married,
I will throw you a wedding.

The biggest wedding
in all Brooklyn.

And you'll hold it over our heads
for the rest of our lives.

I have palpitations.

I'm not sure,
but I'm probably
having a heart attack.

Are you okay?
- Don't worry about me.

Stop with the Jewish guilt,
Dad. What are you doing?

- No, it's not true.

- That's messed up.
- At all, actually.

- We're getting married tonight,

and we would both like it
if you would be there.

Of course I will be there. Thank you.

Miss my only son's wedding?

One of the men
we're looking for has a shirt
with a French soccer...

- Football.
- logo on it.

Yeah, number 39,
Nicolas Anelka, P.S.G.

- I'm a Marseille fan.
- There you go.

And on that note, we have
a wedding to get ready for,
so see you later.

Do you happen
to know anyone liking
Nicolas Anelka around here?

I have a couple of cousin
who love P.S.G.

- Schmucks.

Right there. I think
their match just ended.

Oh, great.
Thank you. Thank you.

- Don't worry, I'm good at this.
- Hello !

Commissioner's
breathing down my neck.
He wants answers.

All right.
What's going on?

The two cousins are apparently
upset that it wasn't going to
be a Jewish wedding...

and upset that
they weren't invited.

So they weaponized
a biological/chemical toxin.

They haven't said
anything about that.

Will you clean this up, please

Yeah. Go.

Quiet. Quiet.
Excuse me. Sorry.
But, please, no more.

No more yelling in French.
English only, okay?

Sorry. It's okay.

- My father's idiot cousins...

didn't want me marrying
someone who wasn't Jewish.

Not that I'm a big believer
in any religion.

Don't look at me.
I'm a recovering Catholic. And I have a problem
with all religions.

If one is right, that means
the other ones are wrong.

You try to raise a child right,
and this is what happens.

- I blame America.
- Yeah, you and everybody else.

Hey, idiot cousins,
where's the bomb?

Bomb? Bomb.

What bomb?
What did you do?

Nothing.
You can't exactly buy toxin
on a street corner, can you?

Although we tried. Shut up, moron.

Okay, but it wouldn't
have killed the girl.

Just made her face ugly,
like Viktor Yushchenko,
the former...

Stupid. Stupid.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

- Hey, hey, let's go.
- They're crazy boys.

I know, but it's better if you go. Take him out of here.

- No, no. It's better this way.
- Why were you trying to poison
Remy's fiancée?

You think I wouldn't marry
Tamina if she were ugly?

It wouldn't matter
what she looked like.
I love her.

Hey, Marcel and Marceau,
where the hell is the bomb?

We don't know.
We didn't have
anything to do with it.

We thought the guy was joking.
When Robert told us he planned
on making a bomb, we took off.

"Two birds have taken flight."
That's it. Those two idiots.

So if you took off,
then how did you dump
the body in the Dumpster?

We realized things
might have gotten
a little out of hand.

Oh, yeah. You think?

Well, so we came by
to try and stop Robert,
but he was already gone...

and we find
his roommate poisoned.

Exactement.

Robert had told us
he thought his roommate
was a cop.

We were taking him
to the hospital,
and then he died.

- So we dumped him
in a Dumpster.
- He wasn't dead.

He looked dead. He looked dead.

Definitely dead.
He looked so dead. He was dead.

I have another question.
Are you two morons?

- We never meant to hurt anyone.
- Oh, except Tamina.

Wait. We didn't think
anyone would actually
sell us toxins.

It all happened so fast,
and then... it was too late.

So what do you know
about an egg?

- Nothing.
What kind of egg?

All we know is that
the eggs have been switched.

At the end of a Zoroastrian
wedding ceremony,

the bride takes
the ceremonial egg...

and smashes it on the floor.

Were you planning
on doing that?

Yeah. We were
incorporating things
from both our cultures.

The florist is bringing
the decorative egg
to the rooftop at 6:45.

- The toxin's in the egg.
- The egg is the bomb.

Yeah, and the florist
is the third terrorist.

6:45. Doesn't give us
a lot of time.
Leo, let's go.

Oh, my God.
Tamina's waiting for him.

Where? The rooftop
of a friend's building.

It's where
we're getting married.

I can't believe those idiots
got hooked up with terrorists.

Only in New York.

Captain, are you sure
this is a good idea?

What the hell is your idea?
Go in there blasting?
It'll detonate the bomb.

Those D bags are all
about making headlines.

Well, we're not gonna
give it to them.

So much ignorance
and intolerance for just
one day. So many people.

- You should talk, Romba.

- You're a racist.
I'm not.

What
What about...

all that anti-British stuff
you were spitting at Rhys?

Oh, he's British.
That's different.

Oh, wow. Oh, come on.
You gotta be kidding me.

- You guys are all the same.
- All right. Okay.

You got me there.
Guilty as charged.

I gotta tell you
something else, man.

Man to man.
It's called a fight
for a reason, okay?

Get into a fight,
you throw a punch.
That's what a fight is.

Yeah, I agree.
Less talk, more punching.

I had money
on this thing. Spoken like true Americans.

Hit first
and ask questions later,

as opposed
to a verbal disagreement
where no blood is shed.

Well, I think he's got us
there, huh? We learned
our lesson on that.

How? Some people
need to be punched.

More than once.

- Well, there's his van.
- All right. He's making
the delivery.

Remy said they were getting
married on the rooftop.

We have to move fast.
The guests will be here
any minute.

All right, Esposito,
you're coming in with me.

Sullivan, you go through
the front. If he's holding
an egg, don't fire.

So, like I said, it was
a pretty crazy day.

Do not move,
or we will fire on you!

Ohh!

I owe you one
on the tea bag thing.

Oh, you tried it? I did.
It's great.

You should try it
every night for a week. It's soothing.

A week? Yeah, and then
it just all goes...

You're saying it's
scientifically possible for
there to be a zombie apocalypse?

Absolutely. Uh-huh.

Any number of ways.
There's brain paralysis.

There's neurotoxins.
A virus. Nanbots.

Nanbots. I knew it.

Cat
Even the doctor...

Watch this thing.
No, that can hurt.
That's hurt people.

That's okay.

Sorry I missed our Skype session.

I had so many fares today.

Talk tomorrow.
I really miss you, Nico.
Love you. Dad.