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LOVE CHARLOTTE MIKKEL

Charlotte & Mikkel
4-ever

CHARLOTTE IS A WHORE
WITH A SLUDGE VAGINA

RITA IS FUCKING THE ENSPECTOR

RITA IS FUCKING THE INSPECTOR

Chapter One.
The idealist.

SCHOOL ISLEVGÅRD

- Good morning

- Good morning
- Good morning, Rita.

- Good day.
- Remember I told you about Hjørdis?

- Hello.
- Direct teacher.

She'll be part of the team
in your 4th and 9th grade.

Can you show her round the place?

- Of course.
- Good morning. Then I'll go.

You have a good day.

- Rasmus made you aware.
- Yes I think so.

Forget what he said. It's good,
but he never taught.

- Hello, Rita.
- Hi, Albert. Behave.

This is the principal's office.
Rasmus and his secretary.

This is the common area
where we have the assemblies.

Coffee and computers
where children spend time.

- Hey, Jeppe.
- Hi mum.

Jeppe is my boy. The others
two and Ricco Molly as they finished.

- Do you have kids?
- No, but I want three.

Reinulf, Laga and Hildur.
I'm interested in Norse mythology.

The Book Depository is in the basement.
Hello, Svend.

Here is the librarian, counselor
and nurse.

And this is Helle's office.

Helle is responsible for placements
and the school counselor.

Helle is very understanding,
but she understands nothing.

You coming?

- Rosa, tell the class that I'm late.
- What about my poem?

- You will have to wait.
- But what I prepared.

- You're always prepared.
- The school does not point to that?

Mum says you should spend more time
with students who want to learn.

He's right. Let's get rid of the rest.

I hope my students
are so diligent.

Listen, if you want to survive here:
Remember that girl we saw recently?

With piercings and eyeliner?
These are not the diabolical ones.

The devil does not wear devil. It has cut
Prince and does his homework ...

in order to attack when
you least expect it.

4B, come on.
We go to class. This way.

No run.

Good morning, students.
Sit down.

Sit down and be still.

This is my friend Hjørdis.
She will be your new teacher.

Tomorrow I'll ask how it was,
and for your sake, I hope it went well.

Understand?

- All right. Welcome.
- Thank you.

Hello. My name is Hjørdis.
I would say ...

"The birds of passage.
From the time he has come. "

"I hear the uproar Winter
I, I'm just a passenger. "

"From afar my home called me"

"I Am long
I will not stay. "

Thanks, Kasper.

- Chose your poem.
- Yes.

Did you choose "Birds of Passage"
Steen St. Blicher?

- Yes.
- Who chose it for you?

My mom.

Well, Kasper. What does your mom
about the poem?

- What speaks of death.
- Seems to talk about birds.

What to do with death?

Migrate.
It is a metaphor of life.

Kasper said it was about death.
I say we talk about ...

friends with benefits.
I'm serious.

Two people who enjoy having sex,
but one of them is married.

"The time to go has come.
My home called me. "

I want to stay, but I'm stuck
in my cave. They are having a story.

And now she ended.
That's my interpretation.

Why do you think
that is death?

- Blicher was a priest, I doubt ...
- Rosa, it's not your turn.

My mother says
I must participate in class.

- This is Kasper.
- But he does not understand!

Rosa!

Winter fuss.

- Follow.
- "I hear the commotion of winter."

- When things wither and die.
- Okay, Kasper!

Enough for now.

And next you choose.
All right.

Our next contestant is ... Sofus.

- You chose it?
- Definitely.

"Boing, boing.
His ass up and down. "

"As a spring.
Boing, boing, she leaves town. "

Rita?

- Hello.
- All right. How you walked ... Hjørdis?

- Is natural.
- We'll be fine.

I'll be working late
if you want to ... you know.

Ricco thinks I should know
her in-laws ...

so they come to eat.

All right. Then call me if you need ...
you know. Relax.

It's very sweet of you
you consider my needs.

That's the kind of man I am.

What are you doing there?
You should be on your basket.

Behave when left alone
at home.

That also goes for you.

- Really do you speak?
- Yes of course.

- Hi dear.
- Hi mom.

- Are you losing weight?
- No, fattening.

You look great.
Where is Kim?

- He is sick. Jeppe is?
- Yes. Try it down.

It is ashamed because I found
their average straws.

- May I come in? I showered.
- Go away.

Don't! I just made my bed.
Outside!

- Calm. You're so picky.
- No, not you!

You are extremely happy to see me.

- How long are you staying?
- I do not know.

Why not say hello?

- Do not know him.
- His name is David.

His sister works
in the service station.

Yes, but I do not know.

- He is gay.
- All right.

Come on.
Is not it time to be clear?

- This is my girlfriend. Trine.
- Yes of course.

- Your hairstyle tells another story.
- Do not touch the hair.

Come on.
Ricco's relatives are coming.

- Rita hates me.
- Is that bad?

- Do not.
- It is!

What it is, really.
You're immune, Ricco.

- We will survive, Bitten.
- The other day she asked how often ...

You know ... together.
In front of everyone.

As if it were a normal thing
to ask a child. It's not funny.

- It will be an experience.
- I think so.

How amazing that there are places
I never visited, like this.

- Looks good.
- Clear. We enter?

- Does anyone attend?
- Ahead.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Ricco!
- Hello.

- Hello, Bitten.
- If you come and ...

Hello. You must be Jeppe.
And you Molly.

- My name Jette.
- Tom.

- I leave this here?
- I'llll take it.

Hello, Bitten.
Hello. My name is Rita.

They're for you.
Put them in water right away.

You must be Jette.

Tom?

Rita.

- You know each other?
- Yes.

- You could say.
- We split up when we were young.

- Hello.
- Many years ago.

- Of course.
- Your name was not Madsen.

- Not me, case and ...
- All right.

So...

All right. I have everything ready outside.
I'll bring the salad.

- All right.
- Came the salad.

- I'll start.
- You have a lovely home.

It is a dive.
But it is near the school.

And the rent is low.

I mean, it is rustic.

Or modern.
When modern ... has a soul.

- I want some.
- Help yourself.

- Bless you. Welcome.
- Bless you.

Chin Chin.

Sorry, Jeppe.

I do not...
I said I was not gay.

All right.

- You had a young girl Ricco.
- Shortly after we parted.

All right!
They could be brothers.

It was a joke.
I was 19 when I had Ricco.

- So do not worry.
- Not at all.

- I do not imagine me partner.
- Me neither.

No offense to anyone, I would say
together we were not good.

- She was too weird?
- She smoked and drank.

And trolls gathered with orange hair.
It was a little strange.

- It still is.
- Do you drink and smoke?

- And trolls board.
- I did that. Of girl.

- You put names also will you?
- Yes, the dwarf named Jette.

- Pass the cheese, Jeppe.
- You want?

- What is?
- Manchego cheese.

Another cheese and Brie.

Jeppe, ten Brie.
Sabe a penis!

I said I'm not gay.
Mom, say something!

Hears! Do not bother your gay brother!

- I'm going up. Trine is coming.
- Sorry honey.

- Nice to meet you.
- I'll get dessert.

Jeppe, sorry.

My God...

You could have toned it down
against my political family.

- Ever I ask you to change?
- Do not.

- But you would if you asked me.
- Who cares what she thinks?

- We're getting married.
- Forget this! Just 22!

No one was home at your age.

- Bitten she said yes.
- Than?

Ricco! Congratulations!
Why did not you tell me?

- It is still a secret.
- I will not tell anybody.

- What's up?
- Ricco is getting married.

I'm sorry.
He goes to his room.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Jeppe.

Congratulations.

You know what I think?
I think I'm ready.

Are you sure?

- I mean, the first time is important.
- I'm sure.

- Not you?
- Yes.

- I'm a little tired after ...
- I'll snuff.

How about hot?

Tits and ... stuff.

- Unpleasant woman.
- I told you.

- Do you really want to stay?
- Rita asked me to stay a few days.

- I'm happy to leave. No, Tom?
- Than? Yes, definitely.

Sleep well, little bit.

- See you, Mom.
- Goodbye.

Bye, Dad.
Have a good trip.

I bet if.

- Good morning, Rosa.
- Good day.

- Hello, Svend.
- Rita.

Surely you're anxious
to know how I was!

I did well. Really well.
It was interesting and educational.

And I have no questions.
Just a question.

What do you do if your students
throw objects?

- Did they do that?
- It is purely hypothetical.

- What did they throw hypothetically?
- It could be anything.

A pencil case
with sharp edges.

Hjørdis, if they throw sharp objects,
you should immediately get strict.

- Show them who's boss.
- Yes.

- And that's me?
- Yes.

- Rita?
- Yes?

In the Icelandic sagas,
the hero always has a poet.

I would like to be your troubadour.

Thanks, but I think
when necessary.

I'm going there.

Rita? Rita?

- Hello, Helle.
- I talked to one of your students.

- Is it not confidential?
- A girl feels that let outside.

- I wonder who that could be.
- You are now warned.

She ridicules the others
for not being as smart as her.

Rosa feels that there
space for her.

I think Rosa is a darling.

Rita, dear.

If you expand your vocabulary, such
Once you would appreciate the nuances of the world.

As the Eskimos. They have
22 different words for snow.

And 16 for incest, but still
That's wrong, is not it?

I have a class.

Director.

Do not answer!

Hello?
Not well.

She was in the room.
How can I help you?

I see.

I understand. She feels
it is a recurring problem?

(With love, knowledge
life should be built up)

I see.
I understand.

I'll talk to her.

Yes, we can arrange a meeting.

Let me write down your number. Thank you.
No, she is talking to another person.

Thank you. All right.

I'll see.
Goodbye.

Well, come on.

They were complaining.
Of you.

All right.

- See you tomorrow.
- She was the mother of Rosa.

- Rosa feels you're against her.
- What a load of crap.

You said that "birds of passage"
It had to do with catch?

I wanted them to think. It's not my fault
the girl-Nazi not understand.

- You know that here are no rules.
- Says the director who fucks me.

- Then we should stop.
- All right.

- All right. Consider it a warning.
- See you.

In a good game
parents and teachers.

- Hello.
- I want this.

- You're Jeppe, right?
- Yes.

I do not think we've met. David.

- What's that smell?
- I do not smell anything.

- I go to my house.
- Can I walk with you.

- I'm going there.
- No, you were going there.

Yes? I did not sleep much last night.
I was indisposed.

A girl.

His name is Trine.
We had sex.

Well goodbye.

- What will you celebrate?
- It's Ricco. It was in the basement.

I used to hide firecrackers, and now
Hhe is getting married ... with her.

It's what he wants.

- He's changed.
- Maybe he wants change.

Why he can not
have your good taste?

Kim coming today?

- No. I broke up with him.
- Than?

- Or he broke up with me.
- Are you okay?

Of course.

What happened?

Who cares?
What is shit.

I am thin and hot.
I'll find someone.

- Meanwhile I can stay here?
- Of course.

Thank you.

- I want you to apologize to them.
- Why?

Rosa's mother
She is a spoiled daughter.

Helle think you've gone too far.

I do not care what Helle thinks.

If Helle,
no you would work here.

She does not want to say goodbye.
She wants to save me.

As you know,
the school board loves Helle.

Well well. I will listen politely
Rosa's parents.

Just for you,
not because they are right.

Here you are.

Go. I'll be there in a minute.

What's up?

- Are they out of control?
- Well, yes, but this does not ...

- Are you being bullied?
- Always they intimidate me.

The other kids called me
Hjør-pee and TURDIS.

I'm used to that,
but I was never accused ...

not to be prepared.
And she was. I practiced all night.

- But she made me all kinds
questions. - Who?

Rosa. And then he said that I was not
prepared and was a bad teacher.

It will not happen again.
I have a meeting.

- Rita relentless war will ...
- Hjørdis without trova.

- Coffee?
- No thanks.

It is good and strong.

So Rosa feels
I have taken the point.

- Not only what she feels ...
- You said you did mourn the teacher?

We are here to discuss
your behavior.

Which is determined
by Rosa.

Rosa is very mature. Says that
all the time. So the deal.

He said to be mature, but wants
maintain the rights of a child.

- We will not tolerate this.
- Of course.

Like it or not,
They have an unbearable daughter.

I'm sure there's one more term
pedagogical, but not solve anything ...

until call to Rosa as:
precocious, arrogant, unbearable.

- Come on.
- Can I ask a question?

Rosa, do you have friends?

Visiting other kids in the neighborhood?

Sofie? Fiona?

Rosa is unique and mature.
So it costs to make friends.

Would not you like that Rosa
have friends?

Say something!

Well, she can be ...
a little irritating.

You know ... sometimes.
We talked about that.

If you were 14 years old,
would like to be friends with Rosa?

So it is sometimes difficult?

That does not give you the right
chasing her.

She says she is an adult.

Adults who behave like her,
they are very lonely.

But it is not your job to raise her!

So will you talk?

Or is it the good mother
that leaves mourn on his shoulder?

All right.

All right.

- Why are you still here?
- Doing my homework.

Clear.

It is not allowed to eat in the library.

- Why can't you stand me?
- You like my daughter.

- How is that?
- A fucking insufferable.

- I know I'm unbearable.
- Really?

- Are not you sick of it?
- Yes, but I do not know how to stop it.

Forget the task. Sal guys.
Write graffiti in the bathroom.

Use only bath house.

- You come with me.
- Why?

- Ten. Write something.
- Than?

Anything.

LIVE WELL.

Jesus ... Write something indecent!
Write 'penis' or 'shit'.

He writes:"Rita is an idiot."

- I do not want.
- You act like you are 40!

- So you guys do not want.
- And you act like you're 14!

Maybe that's why
that mature does not like you.

RITA IS

RITA ALONE

RITA IS MADE SHIT

RITA IS A WHORE

RITA IS A BAD MOTHER

RITA ruins everything

Not worth WANT TO RITA

RITA LOVE TOM!

RITA IS

What's up?

What are you doing?

I'm gay.

I told you.

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